1986年，在巴西的贝利与舒莎，还有我和我妈。
贝利与舒莎，我与妈妈，1986年于巴西
评论 (51)
kobrakaan456 赞2022/12/6
Cool photo but someone needs to fix this image for you pretty sure with some upvotes this will get done by some kind and skilled Redditer 👍
照片挺酷的。
不过得有人帮你修修这张图。
我觉得只要多点几个赞，肯定会有好心又有技术的大神帮你搞定的 👍
medic7000507 赞2022/12/6
Yeah that would be cool. My Mom’s boyfriend ripped that picture in jealousy many years ago. I don’t think he knew who was in the picture
是啊，那确实不错。我妈当年的那个男朋友因为嫉妒，好几年前把照片给撕了。我觉得他当时都不知道照片里的人是谁。
Tagous271 赞2022/12/6
sorry for your mom, what an ass
为你妈感到遗憾，那人真是个混蛋。
jaymae7737 赞2022/12/7
^I ^bet ^she ^has
我敢打赌她绝对有过。
rawmerow43 赞2022/12/7
On the mom or the guy?
你是说在妈身上还是那男的身上？
ubiquitous-joe28 赞2022/12/7
This is old school cool, you know it’s all about dat Freudian ass
这波操作真是老派又带感，你懂的，重点全在那种弗洛伊德式的性暗示上。
rich115118 赞2022/12/6
Post it to and they’ll sort it for you.
发到 板块去吧，他们会帮你搞定的。
MeshColour48 赞2022/12/7
It would be much better to have a scanned copy with higher resolution, and either re-tape the pieces together more accurately or just separate them out and scan them like that This looks like a pretty easy repair if the source were from a decent flatbed scanner If I had a copy of Photoshop (gimp doesn't work as great for this sort of task with my abilities) and got a scanned copy, I'd give it a shot for fun lol
如果能搞到一份分辨率更高的扫描件，效果会好得多；要么把碎片重新贴得更准一点，要么干脆就把它们分开分别扫描。
如果原始素材是用还不错的平板扫描仪扫出来的，那修复起来应该挺容易的。
我要是有个 Photoshop（我这水平用 GIMP 处理这种活儿不太顺手）再加上扫描件的话，我肯定会为了好玩试着修一下哈哈。
KidSock22 赞2022/12/7
Yes separate them out and scan them. Much easier to line them up digitally. And Photoshop can easily fill in the missing gaps.
没错，把它们分开扫描就行。在电脑上对齐会简单得多。而且 Photoshop 可以轻松补全缺失的部分。
DashKalinowski60 赞2022/12/6
Your mom dated Maradona? Very cool.
你妈居然和马拉多纳约过会？太酷了。
medic700028 赞2022/12/6
Lol
Abrahamlinkenssphere16 赞2022/12/6
What a jerk. There are some subreddits dedicated to fixing old pics, maybe they can help! Ai is amazing for stuff like this.
真是个混蛋。有些子版块专门负责修复老照片的，说不定他们能帮上忙！AI 在这种事上简直神了。
319 赞2022/12/6
Your mom was a babe. Not many women look good standing next to 1986 Xuxa.
你妈年轻时真是个大美人。毕竟站在 1986 年的舒莎（Xuxa）旁边还能这么好看的女人可不多。
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47 赞2022/12/7
I, too, want to see more of OP's mom.
我也想多看点楼主他妈。
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75 赞2022/12/6
That green bathing suit is awesome! Also hard to pull off lol
那件绿色泳衣绝了！而且一般人穿不出那个效果，哈哈。
135 赞2022/12/6
That is xuxa. A famous Brazilian tv show star. She could pull anything off :)
那是舒莎（Xuxa）。巴西很有名的电视节目明星。她穿什么都能驾驭得了的 :)
90 赞2022/12/7
I watched her show often when I was 15. For three minutes at a time. When I had the house to myself. I don't speak Portuguese.
我15岁那会儿经常看她的节目。
每次也就看个三分钟。还得是趁家里没人的时候。
我又听不懂葡萄牙语。
25 赞2022/12/7
Hello Hello Helloooooo. It's time for Xuxa and her friends!!!
哈喽哈喽哈喽——！又是舒舒和她朋友们的节目时间啦！！！
18 赞2022/12/7
I found this show many years ago channel surfing while working night shift. It was on at that weird hour. I was amazed that it was a children's show. Years later I see The Simpsons visiting Brazil and make an around the way reference to Xuxa. I had to explain the joke/reference to my wife.
好多年前我上夜班的时候，换台无意间刷到了这个节目。它当时播出的时间点特别诡异。我当时就惊了，心说这居然是个儿童节目。
很多年后，我看《辛普森一家》去巴西那一集，里头居然顺带cue了一下舒舒。我当时还得给老婆解释这个梗/出处。
35 赞2022/12/7
My wife's boss is Brazillian. Around the time my daughter turned three he brought back 4 tape's worth of Xuxa shows as a gag gift. My kid *loved* them, and so for about two years the whole family was slowly learning Portuguese. It was TV time for the kid! I swear!
我老婆的老板是巴西人。我女儿三岁左右的时候，他带回了4盘录像带的《舒莎秀》(Xuxa)，本来是当成恶搞礼物送的。结果我孩子超爱看，于是大概有两年时间，我们全家都在一点点学葡萄牙语。那时候那是小孩的电视时间！我发誓！
66 赞2022/12/6
Were you guys close or did you both just happen to meet them?
你们当时关系很亲密吗，还是说你们俩只是碰巧遇到了他们？
147 赞2022/12/6
Mom and I were extras for a movie they did. I never got to see the movie but I think it was called Rei Pele (King Pele).
我妈和我去当了他们拍的那部电影的群演。我一直没机会看那部电影，但我记得片名好像叫《球王贝利》(Rei Pele)。
20 赞2022/12/7
I had a Tang poster with him on it
我曾经有张印着他的唐（Tang）海报。
44 赞2022/12/7
How do you appear in a movie and just dont watch it?
你到底是怎么做到演了一部电影却不去看的？
31 赞2022/12/7
The ultimate flex.
这波操作简直装到极致了。
30 赞2022/12/7
Xuxa, the kids show for grown ups.
舒莎（Xuxa），那档专门拍给大人看的儿童节目。
22 赞2022/12/7
"Husband, where are you going?" "I'm taking our son to see Xuxa, he loves her show" "But father, I don't like Xu..." "YOU **WANT** TO SEE HER, DON'T YOU, SON?!" "Y-yes, father..."
“孩子他爸，你这是要去哪儿啊？”
“我带咱们儿子去看舒莎，他可喜欢看她的节目了。”
“可是爸爸，我一点儿都不喜欢舒……”
“你**想**去看她的，对吧，儿子？！”
“是……是的，爸爸……”
26 赞2022/12/6
Did somebody get mad at Pele and rip the picture into a few pieces?!
是有人跟贝利（Pele）置气，把照片给撕成碎片了吗？！
68 赞2022/12/6
Moms boyfriend ripped it up. He didn’t understand why she kept that photo and didn’t know who was in the picture!
我妈那男朋友把它给撕了。他搞不懂为什么我妈要留着那张照片，而且根本不知道照片里的人是谁！
28 赞2022/12/7
Why would anyone rip any picture? I hope he's an ex-boyfriend now.
到底是有多大仇才要把照片撕了？希望那男的现在已经变前任了。
20 赞2022/12/7
This is some big Brazilian celeb action here.
这可是巴西大明星级别的操作啊。
18 赞2022/12/7
A tua mãe era bonita !
你妈长得挺漂亮啊！
17 赞2022/12/7
FYI for non-Brazilians Xuxa was a model/ soft porn actress who became a children's TV show presenter in the 80s in Brazil. ( She's the one on the right ). She dated Pele for years. In my childhood she was a huge celebrity, more famous than Pelé. All brazilian kids who grew up in the 80s/90s know her. His mom is the lady on the left. Also looks famous for some reason? Or just super glam?
给非巴西朋友科普一下：
Xuxa 在 80 年代的巴西是个模特兼软色情电影演员，后来转型成了儿童电视节目的主持人。（右边那位就是她）。她和贝利谈了好几年的恋爱。在我小时候，她可是个超级大牌，名气比贝利还大。
所有 80、90 年代长大的巴西孩子都认识她。
他妈是左边那位女士。不知道为什么看起来也很面熟？还是说她只是单纯的非常有气场（glam）？
16 赞2022/12/7
El show de Xuxa comenzó 🎶
Xuxa 的节目开演啦 🎶
11 赞2022/12/7
I had forgotten all about Xuxa.
我都快把舒莎（Xuxa）这号人给忘了。
7 赞2022/12/7
You should get this photo fixed soon. Pele is not in good health and you may want to share this photo more in the coming weeks/months.
你应该尽快把这张照片修一修。贝利现在身体不太好，接下来的几周或几个月里，你可能还会想多发发这张照片。
5 赞2022/12/7
It’s good to be king
当国王就是爽啊。
5 赞2022/12/6
That bikini line - yikes!
那比基尼线——天呐，太辣眼睛了！
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Who ripped the picture and why?
这照片是谁撕的？为什么要撕啊？
3 赞2022/12/7
You got to meet Pele? I'm jealous!!
你居然见到了贝利？我酸了！！
3 赞2022/12/7
Xuxa changed.
舒莎变了。
3 赞2022/12/7
Mom and me
我妈和我。
3 赞2022/12/7
Xuxa… what a lady!
舒莎……真是个有魅力的女人！
3 赞2022/12/7
Xuxa was so unbelievably hot
舒莎（Xuxa）当年简直辣到没边了。
3 赞2022/12/7
Who is the poor child at the right who got 97% left out
右边那个可怜的孩子是谁啊，这简直有 97% 的镜头都被裁掉了吧。
2 赞2022/12/7
Pele the goat.
贝利，永远的神（GOAT）。
2 赞2022/12/7
Simpler better times not ruined by technology 🥰
那是个简单又美好的时代，没被科技给毁了 🥰
2 赞2022/12/7
Cherish that!
好好珍惜那段日子！