I'll have to dig out the picture of my mom on a date with Michael Douglas in the 70s. She was a high school senior and he was 15 years older than her (and already famous).
why is my girlfriend here at the high school? -oh is she the teacher? no she’s a part time frozen yogurt chef
为什么我女朋友会出现在这所高中?
-噢,她是老师吗?
不,她是兼职冻酸奶厨师。
uhhh20622 赞2022/6/4
"Well... that's not gonna hold up in court."
“嗯……这话在法庭上可站不住脚。”
pgdn121 赞2022/6/4
A H H H
afeitarse19 赞2022/6/4
How did that happen?
这到底是咋发生的?
Cleverironicusername45 赞2022/6/4
The 70s were a different time.
七十年代那会儿就是不一样。
swehardrocker30 赞2022/6/4
*Alexander Skarsgård
*亚历山大·斯卡斯加德
seanafeisteen128 赞2022/6/4
I can see that second girl giving him the dad joke eye roll already 😂
我已经能想象出那个女生对他翻白眼的样子了,肯定是因为他讲了那种冷笑话 😂
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Her eyes were definitely rolling that day
那天她绝对是翻了个大白眼。
Smathers84 赞2022/6/4
Your grandpa flicked more beans than a Starbucks barista
你爷爷当年玩过的花活儿,比星巴克咖啡师挑的咖啡豆还多。
patrickjquinn2,061 赞2022/6/4
When you look like a movie star you don’t need game.
长得像电影明星的话,根本不需要什么追女技巧。
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There are very few times where you get to look like this awesome dude. I have ONE, and only one. I was friends with the big group of girls in my highschool. I moved there for grade 12, always found girls more willing to talk to the "New guy" as I had changed schools every year from grade 8 to 12. My grad photo is me in a convertable with 9 dates. The girls didn't want to go with guys and I being the new kid and not an asshole they all decided to go as my "Dates". I am not a movie star looking dude lol. But in the world 2 photos exist, 1 of 9 hot women sitting on the back of a sweet fucking car my brother in law let me drive to grad and 1 of me in the middle of my gaggle of grad dates. Did I date any of them? Nope. Did I make a move on any of them? Nope. But man, those photos, I look like the coolest dude at grad and I again was not. Gotta enjoy those rare moments where a photo makes it look like you are some kind of badass, especially if you are not lol.
I am an old man they are in a box in my parents house but I will post them the day I find them. I do not look cool but the girls looked great lol Taken on a disposable camera because cell phones with cameras didn't exist. Cell phones came in like 4 lb bags and didn't have batteries.
On the other hand, cell phones existed. Ergo, you're not that old :D
话虽如此,那时候手机明明是有的。所以说,你也没那么老嘛 :D
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They did indeed. It was the kind before the Zach Morris saved bY the bell brick phone. They had to be either wired to the battery or for a couple hundred bucks you could get a "lighter adapter" aka the thing you can get at a gas station for like 2 bucks lol.
确实是有。那是《救命下课铃》(Saved by the Bell) 里扎克·莫里斯 (Zach Morris) 用那种砖头机之前的型号。它们要么得连着电池包,要么就得花好几百刀买个“点烟器转接头”——也就是那种现在在加油站花个2块钱就能买到的玩意儿,哈哈哈。
ChristabelBTS25 赞2022/6/5
Oh I remember car phones! I also remember people bought 'fake' ones with the cord and everything, to pretend they were rich when they were driving around XD
噢,我记得车载电话!我还记得那时候有人买那种带着电话线啥的“假”电话,就为了开车兜风时装大款 XD
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Oh shit the fake phones. I forgot about those, good times.
我靠,那假电话啊。我都快把这茬给忘了,真是好时光啊。
T3bone16518 赞2022/6/5
I love that you own yourself! Im feeling you, there are pics where I barely recognize myself, but I think, hey, that guy wasn’t so bad.
yeah I was going to say, if you've got model looks game is the last thing in the equation I just love it when pretty genetically gifted people think that they're players cuz of anything other than their looks
So for context (since I’ve been digging to find out more info about this photo), this is my grandpa and my grandma and great aunt. I may have goofed on the time it was taken (early 50’s perhaps), and I am still trying to figure out more about where in the world they were vacationing! This captured a wonderful moment of my grandpa shortly before he contracted polio. They are all from the United States. I will certainly edit as I learn more! Edit: My great uncle, who would be his brother-in-law, worked for an oil company. That’s probably how they had access to such a nice camera, or knew someone with a nice camera! A helpful redditor down the chain suggested that this vehicle was a 1949-1955 Mercedes Benz O 3500, which was manufactured in Germany. My mother thinks they were most likely in Belgium or Bavaria, someplace that started with a “B”. Edit edit: should’ve named this something else but I liked the alliteration in the title 🥲
It crippled him for life, unfortunately. He was a very strong man and lived a full life though, and didn’t let his physical incapabilities get in the way! A true inspiration.
My grandpa got polio as well and was paralyzed from the waist down. Happened when he was in his late 30s I believe.
我爷爷也得过小儿麻痹症,腰部以下瘫痪了。我记得那是他快40岁时发生的事。
Slam_Burgerthroat92 赞2022/6/5
My grandpa had polio as well, lost his hearing in one ear. Thankfully he never went around saying polio was just the flu and that it was his freedom to catch a deadly virus.
It almost looks like they’re in one of the old red open air busses in Glacier National Park. Yellowstone is the more popular park, but the vehicle doesn’t look yellow. No telling if those seats are what they were back then. They’re definitely not now.
Glacier was also my first thought but I can't confirm the bus seats from that time period.
我第一个想到的也是冰川公园,但我没法确认那个年代的巴士座位到底长啥样。
NecessaryPear24 赞2022/6/5
He’s got Jude Law in talented mr ripley vibes
他这造型很有《天才瑞普利》里裘·德洛的那种范儿。
slybeef38 赞2022/6/4
Wild guess but I think they were riding the Glacier or Yellowstone National Park open air bus.
瞎猜的,但我感觉他们当时坐的应该是冰川国家公园或者黄石国家公园那种敞篷观光巴士。
honeybutts776 赞2022/6/4
Seriously though… Grandpa would GET it! The woman on the right looks like she did.
说真的……爷爷肯定“懂的都懂”!右边那位女士看起来就是这么回事。
salty_c_witch706 赞2022/6/4
Actually his wife is the one on the left!
其实左边那位才是他老婆!
cleverlane296 赞2022/6/4
And she’s having a peek at….something
她在那儿瞅着……什么东西呢。
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stink3rbelle65 赞2022/6/4
Is the woman on the right her older sister? Or did she just get matching suits with a friend?
右边那个女的是她亲姐吗?还是说她只是跟朋友穿了同款套装?
salty_c_witch112 赞2022/6/4
Her older sister!
她亲姐!
legion32748 赞2022/6/5
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go on…
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 继续说啊……
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Lol I was sitting here thinking “the one on the left is in love with him and the one on the right already getting some from somewhere and just don’t care!”
笑死,我刚才坐这儿就在想:“左边那个肯定暗恋他,右边那个估计早就跟别人搞上了,根本不在乎!”
88cowboy33 赞2022/6/4
The pastors flock got taken care of, don't worry.
牧师的羊群已经有人照顾了,别担心。
adube440125 赞2022/6/4
I guarantee grandma had to learn to share.
我敢打赌,奶奶肯定从小就被教导要学会分享。
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So she’s single? 🥴
所以她是单身?🥴
ellepelle27575 赞2022/6/4
That looks of quiet satisfaction with the world is epic
她那种对这个世界淡然满足的神情,简直绝了。
salty_c_witch553 赞2022/6/4
It’s a bittersweet moment, to be honest. He contracted polio not a long while after.
老实说,这真是让人百感交集。没过多久他就得了小儿麻痹症。
owlpellet240 赞2022/6/4
Sorry to hear that. Thanks to vaccines, almost no one on reddit knows how scary that disease was.
听到这个消息很难过。多亏了疫苗,现在 Reddit 上几乎没人知道那种病当时有多吓人。
salty_c_witch246 赞2022/6/4
Exactly. His polio was crippling.
可不是吗。他那时候得的小儿麻痹症直接让他瘫痪了。
generalmandrake43 赞2022/6/4
Is that how he ended up becoming a minister? After he got polio and needed to reevaluate what he wanted out of life?
他最后是这么当上牧师的吗?在他得了小儿麻痹症,需要重新审视自己的人生追求之后?
GoodAtExplaining110 赞2022/6/4
I’m a millennial. Grew up during the moral panic in the 80s and 90s over gay sex. A few months ago a younger Redditor asked “what’s AIDS?” I have never been so glad to hear a question.
I think that’s something we still want people to be aware of though, right? Or am I that out of touch?
但我觉得,这事儿还是得让大家保持警惕,对吧?还是说我已经跟时代脱节了?
harassmaster26 赞2022/6/4
Aware of the struggles and ineptitude of political leaders, absolutely. To not have to have experienced it firsthand is a privilege worth having.
政治领袖们的挣扎和无能,确实是心知肚明。没能亲身经历过那种痛苦,本身就是一种难得的福气。
SwitchbackHiker16 赞2022/6/4
It wasn't ineptitude, it was intentional
那可不是无能,那是故意的。
Lake_Erie_Monster30 赞2022/6/4
Life loves to gut punch like that. But your gamps seems like the kind of guy who punched back.
生活就是喜欢给人来这么狠的一记重拳。但你家老爷子看起来是那种会打回去的硬汉。
salty_c_witch20 赞2022/6/4
Oh most definitely!
那绝对是肯定的!
capteni18 赞2022/6/4
What happened? I know polio is debilitating for children under 5
发生什么事了?我知道小儿麻痹症对5岁以下的儿童来说确实会造成严重的影响。
salty_c_witch72 赞2022/6/4
He lived, but was pretty weak for the rest of his life. He lived a relatively long and full life though, and he was determined not to let his limitations stop him!
> John McClane How would you know which Bruce Willis character based on just the actor's name? I mean arguably Samuel L Jackson is Samuel L Jackson no matter what role he plays... ^(well other than the glass bone movies)
I sincerely hope you have been equally as blessed with that jawline.
我真心希望你也同样有幸拥有那样的下颚线。
salty_c_witch161 赞2022/6/4
If his jawline could cut diamonds, mine could cut grass 🥲
如果说他的下颌线能切钻石,那我的下颌线大概只能割草了 🥲
Peanutiron64 赞2022/6/4
Take what you can get, mine couldn’t cut butter
知足吧,我的下颌线连黄油都切不动。
LandosMustache57 赞2022/6/4
If you told me this was a still from a movie starring Drew Barrymore, Michael Fassbender, and Maggie Gyllenhaal...I would have believed you
你要是跟我说这是德鲁·巴里摩尔、迈克尔·法斯宾德和玛吉·吉伦哈尔主演的电影剧照……我绝对会信的。
salty_c_witch17 赞2022/6/4
Coming soon to theaters near you…
即将登陆您附近的影院……
capturedguy44 赞2022/6/4
Imagine the feel of the hot vinyl seats against the bare skin of your back. :-D
想象一下后背贴在滚烫的乙烯基座椅上的那种感觉。:-D
salty_c_witch26 赞2022/6/4
Those were the days… 🤪
那段日子真是绝了…… 🤪
Boatdude3139 赞2022/6/4
Looks a lot like Michael Fassbender.
看起来简直就是法鲨(迈克尔·法斯宾德)。
nolan_void36 赞2022/6/4
Where is this taken? And are they in some sort of touring bus?
这是在哪儿拍的?他们是在那种旅游大巴上吗?
rebeccaelder9322 赞2022/6/4
It looks like the red bus tours at Glacier or Yellowstone
看起来像是冰川国家公园或者黄石公园的那种红色观光巴士。
pooliogeordio35 赞2022/6/4
A hint of George McFly?
有点乔治·麦克弗莱(George McFly)那味儿了?
tbullionaire15 赞2022/6/4
This was my first thought at well! And clearly this is after he lays Biff out. 😂
我也是这么想的!而且这显然是他把毕夫(Biff)揍趴下之后的样子。😂
FrankyDonkeyBrain35 赞2022/6/4
pls stop youre disturbing my kinsey scale
求求了别发了,你快把我性取向给搞乱了。
salty_c_witch28 赞2022/6/4
Happy Pride? 😂
快乐骄傲月?😂
FotherMucker433 赞2022/6/4
Was this picture taken in Bavaria, circa 1943?
这张照片是1943年左右在巴伐利亚拍的吗?
salty_c_witch70 赞2022/6/4
~~No, unfortunately they were not wealthy enough to travel outside of the United States.~~ This one had no label when we dug it out of the photo album, so I’m not quite sure where it was taken. Any Reddit sleuths would be appreciated! Edit: So after some digging it turns out they may have been able to go overseas! I’m still trying to find out the details, but I’ll update once I have them! My grandpa and grandma were not wealthy, but my great uncle worked for the oil company.
I don’t think you want to go overseas in the first half of the 1940s…..
我觉得 1940 年代上半叶你大概不会想出国……
puzzler38417 赞2022/6/4
Any correlation to some other pics you found? Looks like the ladies are wearing the same tops/dresses or perhaps bathing suits.
这和你发现的其他照片有什么联系吗?看起来这几位女士穿的是同款上衣/裙子,或者可能是泳装。
salty_c_witch55 赞2022/6/4
I will have to check. The coordination is because they’re sisters
我得去核实一下。她们穿得这么搭是因为她们是姐妹。
cleverlane67 赞2022/6/4
And the plot thickens
剧情开始变得扑朔迷离了。
jayroo21018 赞2022/6/4
This is gonna sound weird, but i always feel SUCH a disconnect between young people in old photos and the old people they are today. Like that old woman I got stuck behind in the grocery store, walking super slow with a cane in her cart, totally was like these ladies right here at some point. Chilling with a dude and her best friend, getting some sun (did they know about the sun and skin cancer back then?), might make out with him a little who knows - now slowly shuffling through a grocery store. I don’t know why it’s so hard for me to link it. And the fact that I’m going to be fucking old like that is mind blowing. AND don’t get me started about the pit of anxiety I fall into when i think about the fact that I’m one day, definitely, without doubt, absolutely going to die. Like I will die. It’s crazy.