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当了42年产科护士后今天退休了

当了42年产科护士后今天退休了

在同一家医院做了 42 年产科护士后,我刚刚退休。这是我职业生涯开始(1979 年)和结束时的对比照!

1979 · 148,406 赞 · 2021-08-04 · 160 条评论

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colin86518,772 赞2021/8/5
So here is what you do, stay with me. Write a book, titled something like “How a Nurse Slowed Aging and What I Can Teach You”; get creative. Put these photos on the cover. Fill the book with medically sound diet, exercise, stress management information. Really just copy medical school textbook stuff in your own words; no fad diet/exercise nonsense. Sprinkle in some information about your life for that personal touch. You will be in Oprah’s book club in a month. My cut is 3%
来,听我说,照我说的做,跟上我的节奏。 写本书,书名就叫《护士如何逆龄生长,我能教你些什么》之类的;发挥点创意。 把这些照片放封面上。 书里填满靠谱的医疗级饮食、运动和压力管理建议。说白了就是把你医学院课本上的东西用你自己的话复述一遍;别搞什么乱七八糟的网红减肥法或健身噱头。 再掺点你自己的生活经历,走点心,增加点个人魅力。 不出一个月,你就能上奥普拉读书俱乐部。 别忘了给我3%的提成。
Lost-My-Mind-1,444 赞2021/8/5
Look who just had their idea stolen........for FREE! Don't marry the cow, when you already got the milk.........also, don't marry cows.
瞧瞧,刚才是谁的主意被白嫖了……一分钱没拿到! 牛奶都喝上了,就别把奶牛娶回家了……还有,千万别娶奶牛。
Ermahgerd_Rerdert464 赞2021/8/5
Don't kink shame, yo.
嘿,别搞羞辱那一套,大家各有各的癖好。
TooOfEverything320 赞2021/8/5
Marriage isn’t about kinks!! It’s about tax benefits.
婚姻跟变态没关系!! 它关乎税收优惠。
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What if married monogamous sex is my kink? I love intertwining fingers above her head while I kiss her and tell her I will always love her while making love.
如果我喜欢的固定性行为就是一夫一妻制结婚那又怎么样呢?我喜欢把她的手指缠在头顶上方,一边吻她,一边告诉她我会永远爱她,同时与她缠绵。
lectroid59 赞2021/8/5
You fucking pervert.
你个他妈的变态。
[已删除]55 赞2021/8/5
ooh *freaky*
喔,真*变态*。
Narren_C39 赞2021/8/5
>intertwining fingers above her head Whoa slow down there.
>把手交叉扣在她头顶上 哇,慢点,太猛了。
justyr1276 赞2021/8/5
That turned me tf on ngl
说实话,这真的把我给看硬了(tf)。
[已删除]45 赞2021/8/5
The wedding rings all *clink clink clink*.
婚戒在那儿 *叮叮叮* 地响个不停。
seakeeps69 赞2021/8/5
Sir, this is a public forum.
先生,这是公共论坛。
ohseven109827 赞2021/8/5
This is a Christian server.
这里是基督教服务器。
cestamp28 赞2021/8/5
Unless your kinks are tax benifits
除非你的癖好是税务减免。
Unicorncuddletime40 赞2021/8/5
LOOK AT OUR GROSS ADJUSTED INCOME!. "PRE TAX 401K AND AN HSA?" Climaxing married, filing jointly.
快看看咱们的调整后总收入! “税前 401K 加上 HSA 医疗储蓄账户?” 夫妻联合报税,爽到高潮。
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Jackal23947 赞2021/8/5
You can't milk a cow you don't own....
你又没买这头牛,总不能硬挤奶吧……
[已删除]34 赞2021/8/5
...Why? Will it explode?
……为什么?它会爆炸吗?
Dave-C39 赞2021/8/5
Yeah, it is called explody mcmilky boom theory. We don't understand it but it used to be used in mining. They would send the cow in and milk it with long sticks until it exploded.
对啊,这叫“爆炸奶牛爆破理论”。我们也不太懂这玩意儿,但以前采矿的时候确实用过。他们会把奶牛赶进去,然后用长棍子挤奶,直到它炸掉为止。
-PunkNDrublic-27 赞2021/8/5
I’m skeptical but my knowledge base regarding both livestock and mining techniques is fairly limited, so I’ll probably just have to take your word for it.
我对此表示怀疑,但我对牲畜和采矿技术的了解实在有限,所以大概只能听你的了。
sbamkmfdmdfmk23 赞2021/8/5
John Mulaney.... Bull?
约翰·木兰尼……扯淡吧?
Kahnspiracy202 赞2021/8/5
Yo, I creeped her post history and she is either 66 or 67. This is some Kenau Reeves/highlande shit here... nurse...access to blood...yeah figured it out.
哟,我翻了下她的发帖记录,她不是66就是67岁。这简直是基努·里维斯/高地人/吸血鬼那一套……护士……能接触到血液……得,我破案了。
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misplaced_my_pants26 赞2021/8/5
And don't forget to moisturize!
还有别忘了多擦保湿霜啊!
BeBa420315 赞2021/8/5
lol, yeah i was gonna mention she does not look like she aged 42 years, hell she doesnt even look 42 years old!!!
哈哈,是啊,我本来想说她看起来根本不像老了42岁,见鬼,她甚至看起来都不像42岁的人!!!
Cedex124 赞2021/8/5
Same advice. My cut: 2.5%
同求建议。 我的分成:2.5%
siridontcare26 赞2021/8/5
Same advice. My cut: 0.5%
同求建议。 我的分成:0.5%
[已删除]28 赞2021/8/5
Same advice. I’ll do it for tree fitty.
同求建议。 这活儿我收你三块五。
_Alabama_Man21 赞2021/8/5
>tree fitty. Go get you own money Loch Ness Monsta, we work for our money around here!
>三块五。 一边儿去,尼斯湖水怪!离我钱远点儿,我们这儿的人都是靠自己本事挣钱的!
funaway72771 赞2021/8/5
"So there I was, 1979 and I'd just met David. I was finishing nursing school and knew that after I graduated he'd want a family. I was determined to not let that hold me back...... So here's my recipe for eggplant parm!"
“当时我在那儿,1979年,刚认识大卫。那时候我护理学校快毕业了,我知道等我一毕业,他就想要个家。但我下定决心不能让这事儿耽误了我……所以,这是我的茄子帕尔马干酪配方!”
[已删除]59 赞2021/8/5
I’ve thought about writing a book about how to get rich, and just fill it with bullshit, but at the very end reveal that you too can get rich by selling useless books. Therefore my book is not useless
我曾想过写一本关于如何致富的书,里面全是些扯淡的内容,但到最后揭露其实你也能通过卖这种没用的书来致富。所以说,我的书并不是没用的。
Circle_Trigonist46 赞2021/8/5
Send me $10 and I will teach you the secret of getting people to send you $10.
给我打10块钱,我来教你如何让别人给你打10块钱的秘诀。
[已删除]47 赞2021/8/5
Seriously, I had to read the title multiple times before talking myself down. I kept thinking she was 42, instead of having been a nurse for 42 years. She does not look like she's worked 42 years
说真的,我盯着标题看了好几遍才缓过神来。我一直以为她42岁,而不是当了42年的护士。她看起来一点也不像是有42年工龄的人。
[已删除]30 赞2021/8/5
Ya, this woman did not age - I thought the title was "look at my mom (1979) and me in 2021 working at the same hospital! She is in her 60s and I would say she looks younger by more than 2 decades!!!
哇,这姐们儿完全没变老啊——我还以为标题是“看看我妈(1979年)和我(2021年)在同一家医院上班!” 她都60多岁了,我敢说她看起来起码年轻了20多岁!!!
[已删除]4,961 赞2021/8/5
What is your secret?? You look incredible.
你有什么保养秘诀吗??你看起来太绝了。
yungrii3,456 赞2021/8/5
You can find lots of virgin blood in a hospital..
反正医院里有的是处女血……
Jamienope1,931 赞2021/8/5
Not in the obstetrics unit
不在产科病房里
gyarrrrr2,140 赞2021/8/5
But the babies are right there?
但婴儿不就搁在那儿吗?
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Okay sir you’re done for today
好嘞先生,您今天可以收工了。
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He said, to the babies
他说,“给宝贝们”
DrSmudge77 赞2021/8/5
I loled at this one.
我看到这个笑尿了。
[已删除]38 赞2021/8/5
To the mother: “complications”
献给这位妈妈:“并发症”
llliiiiiiiilll61 赞2021/8/5
^^^BRUH
oldbastardbob327 赞2021/8/5
Jesus Christ Reddit.
我的天呐,Reddit。
PokeYa82 赞2021/8/5
Well ok, that’s *one case* where the mother had virgin blood. Leave it to redditors to find the one exception and act like it dismantles the entire point. Ugh.
行吧,就算那是母亲有处女血的*一个案例*好了。还得是Reddit上的网友,总能把那唯一的特例给翻出来,然后装得好像这能推翻整个论点似的。啧。
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smacksaw87 赞2021/8/5
You know when they draw blood from the placenta? Those fucking vampire nurses take turns injecting it into each other in the break room.
你知道他们从胎盘里抽血的时候吗? 那些该死的吸血鬼护士会在休息室里轮流把那玩意儿互相注射进对方身体里。
bluechild9102 赞2021/8/5
I’ve seen as many nurses with time for a break as I’ve seen unicorns
我见过的有空休息的护士,和见过的独角兽一样多。
scJazz57 赞2021/8/5
JFC it only took me like 10 seconds to find the Vampire! \*FBI this one right here!\*
我靠,我居然只花了10秒就找到了那个“吸血鬼”! \*FBI,就是这个家伙!\*
BlasterShow65 赞2021/8/5
Dr. Acula?
德古拉医生(Dr. Acula)?
Air-tun-91294 赞2021/8/5
Probably just boring shit like okay diet, no cigs or alcohol, regular exercise, good sleep routine, protect face on sunny days. Adds years to your life.
估计就是些无聊的破玩意儿,比如健康饮食、戒烟戒酒、规律运动、保持良好的睡眠习惯,还有大晴天注意防晒。这些确实能让你多活几年。
dancin-weasel207 赞2021/8/5
Good sleep routine? Nurses?
良好的睡眠习惯?护士吗?(译注:此处“Nurses”一词在口语语境下可能是在调侃护士工作昼夜颠倒、缺乏睡眠,与“良好的睡眠习惯”形成反讽)
SwisscheesyCLT50 赞2021/8/5
Good genes help as well. I know of someone who followed precisely none of those guidelines and lived well into his 90's in reasonably good health.
基因好也有很大帮助。我认识一个人,上面说的那些准则他一条没照做,结果还是活到了九十多岁,身体还挺硬朗。
Sapiendoggo43 赞2021/8/5
A nurse that doesn't smoke or drink, has a good sleep routine, and experiences sunlight? I think vampire is more likely.
一个不抽烟不喝酒、作息规律、还能晒到太阳的护士?我觉得是吸血鬼的可能性更大。
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You are ruining a lot of perfectly good vampire nurse bits. I hope you’re proud of yourself. /s
你这下可把那些原本挺带感的“吸血鬼护士”梗全给毁了。希望你对自己感到自豪。 /s
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23rd_Mech199 赞2021/8/5
Not getting fat
还没变胖
[已删除]49 赞2021/8/5
My secret was to start off fat, and pretty much stay that way.
我的秘诀就是一开始就胖,而且基本上一直保持这样。
[已删除]51 赞2021/8/5
Lmao its funny because its true
笑死,虽然好笑,但也是大实话。
nankie3,311 赞2021/8/5
Wow! Thank you so much for all the kind comments (and I have not yet read them all)! I certainly did not expect such a response! I am grateful that nursing seems to be such an appreciated profession on Reddit! A few things I wanted to mention - I have actually been a nurse for 45 years. I am 67 years old now. I worked as a med-surg nurse for 3 years at Mt Sinai Hospital when I first graduated from Hunter College - Bellevue School of Nursing in New York, in 1976, before moving to California (you eagle-eyed Bruins were correct!) I feel extremely fortunate to have had a career that I have enjoyed and where I felt I have been helpful to others. There were many stressful moments but it was overall very fulfilling. I am very proud of the fact that in all my years I only had only one patient register a complaint about me (and that was because I said congratulations on your successful IVF and she did not want her friend who was in the room to know it was an IVF pregnancy). The worst moments by far (and I can still remember all) were when there was a fetal demise, especially when I was the one to discover it. In some ways things have changed a lot, and in other ways not so much. The basic process of pregnancy and birth has not changed. The way we approach it has. One nice change was things became more relaxed, in terms of letting family be present, and having labor and delivery in the same room and not a mad dash down the hall to a delivery room. Also a greater emphasis on keeping the newborn with the parents to bond, instead of whisking them away to a nursery, and breast feeding encouraged more. Electronic medical records were a big change - mostly for the better, though annoying in their own right at times. The introduction of ultrasound machines had a big influence on practice. As another nurse answered, the fetal monitors (pictured) really have not changed all that much, though they were fairly new technology when I started. Sadly, although helpful, they have not done as much as hoped, to prevent bad outcomes. Medicolegal reasons seem to be a big part of their use, as well. For me, the worst change has been the extreme bureaucracy and emphasis on finances that has occurred. The hospital feels like it has gone from a place of altruism to a big business. I loved my Casio calculator watch! I thought I was very cool when I wore it! I don't know what happened to it. I think it finally broke and got discarded. I can mainly attribute any youthfulness I have to my mother, who also looked young for her age most of her life. But I also want to point out that I naturally picked a flattering picture where the lighting obscured the deep lines between my eyebrows and other signs of age. I have other pics where I definitely look older! I was laughing because this was about the twentieth picture my very patient co-worker (thanks Stacy!) took of me, and I looked weird in all the others! I have no special regimen - I just splash cold water on my face morning and night (no soap) - as I feel the skin's natural oils are the best thing. I occasionally put on sea buckthorn oil that I buy in a Russian market, or any oil with vitamin C. But mostly I feel less is more. I do use sunscreen (mineral based, not chemical) if I'll be outside for more than a few hours. I appreciated the compliments on my curls! As any curly hair knows, it is a real crapshoot - and this day they happened to look good. Often they don't! I also am still getting used to my salt & pepper. I decided to stop coloring my hair two years ago. I started covering the gray in my 50's but decided now I've had enough of that. I try to eat reasonably healthily - fruit and veggies, grass-fed meat, bittersweet chocolate, and avoid most processed food. But I'm not rigid, and love ice cream and cookies from time to time. I also exercise moderately - walks, hiking, outdoor stairs, yoga at home. Hate gyms! I used to smoke many moons ago when I was in college (the VA Hospital in NY gave the nursing students discounts on cigarettes - 40 cents a pack!) but fortunately stopped soon after. I have wine occasionally. I'm married (to the man who was my boyfriend of one year, when the first pic was taken!) and have a 29 yr old daughter, who was born at my hospital. And boy, do you get a different perspective on labor when you are the patient!
哇!非常感谢大家的暖心评论(我还没来得及全部读完呢)!我确实没想到会有这么热烈的反响!能在 Reddit 上看到护理行业如此受到尊重,我感到非常欣慰! 有些事我想提一下—— 其实我已经当了 45 年护士了。我现在 67 岁。1976 年从纽约亨特学院贝尔维尤护理学院毕业后,我在西奈山医院当了 3 年的内外科护士,之后才搬到加州(你们这些眼神犀利的“棕熊队”粉丝猜得对!)。 我觉得自己非常幸运,能拥有一份我热爱且能帮到别人的职业。工作中有过许多压力巨大的时刻,但总体来说非常有成就感。我引以为傲的是,在我工作的这些年里,只有一名病人投诉过我(那是因为我祝贺她试管婴儿成功,而她不想让当时在病房里的朋友知道她是试管受孕)。目前为止,最糟糕的时刻(我都还记得一清二楚)就是胎儿死亡的时候,尤其是当我亲手发现这种情况时。 在某些方面,情况改变了很多,但在另一些方面,却变化不大。怀孕和分娩的基本过程没变,但我们对待它的方式变了。一个好的变化是环境变得更轻松了,比如允许家属陪伴,分娩全程都在同一个房间进行,不用再在走廊里疯狂奔向产房。此外,现在也更强调让新生儿与父母待在一起建立感情,而不是把他们火速带去育婴室,而且也更鼓励母乳喂养。 电子病历是一个重大变革——大部分是往好的方向发展,虽然有时候确实挺烦人的。超声波机器的引入对临床实践产生了重大影响。正如另一位护士回复的那样,胎儿监护仪(照片里那个)其实并没有太大变化,虽然在我刚入行时它们还是相当新的技术。令人遗憾的是,虽然它们很有用,但并没有像预期那样能有效预防不良后果。而且,医疗法律因素似乎也是大规模使用它们的一大原因。 对我来说,最糟糕的变化是极端的官僚主义和对财务的过分重视。医院感觉从一个利他主义的地方变成了一家大企业。 我超爱我那块卡西欧计算器手表!当时戴着它觉得自己酷毙了!不知道它去哪了。我觉得应该是坏了就被丢掉了。 我能保持年轻主要得归功于我母亲,她大半辈子看起来都比实际年龄小。但我也想说明一下,我选这张照片确实是因为光线刚好遮住了我眉间深邃的纹路和其他岁月的痕迹。我还有其他照片看起来明显老一些!我当时在笑,是因为这张照片是我那位非常有耐心的同事(谢谢 Stacy!)拍的第二十张了,其他照片里我看起来都怪怪的! 我没什么特殊的保养秘方——就是早晚用凉水泼脸(不用肥皂)——因为我觉得皮肤自带的油脂是最好的护肤品。我偶尔会涂抹在俄罗斯超市买的沙棘油,或者任何含有维 C 的油。但大多时候我觉得“少即是多”。如果要在户外待上几个小时以上,我会涂防晒霜(矿物基的,不是化学的)。 感谢大家夸我的卷发!任何卷发的人都知道,打理头发全看运气——正好那天它们看起来不错。平时经常会乱翘!我也还在适应我这头花白的头发。两年前我决定不再染发了。我在 50 多岁时开始遮盖白发,但现在决定受够了那套。 我尽量吃得健康——水果、蔬菜、草饲肉类、苦味巧克力,而且避免吃大部分加工食品。但我也不死板,偶尔也会吃点冰激凌和曲奇。我还进行适度锻炼——散步、徒步、爬户外楼梯、在家练瑜伽。我讨厌健身房!很多年前我在上大学时曾经抽过烟(当时纽约退伍军人医院还给护校学生提供香烟折扣——一包才 40 美分!),但幸运的是没过多久就戒了。我偶尔会喝点葡萄酒。 我已经结婚了(对方就是拍第一张照片时和我交往了一年的男友!),还有一个 29 岁的女儿,她就是在我的医院出生的。天哪,当你自己成为病人的时候,你对分娩真的会有完全不同的视角!
probablynotmine426 赞2021/8/5
67?? No. Way. If I get to your age in that shape I’m kissing my hands back and forth all day long. Stunning! Go girl!! And thanks for all these years of helping others to be here
67岁?? 没搞错吧。 如果我到你这个岁数还能保持这种状态,我整天都得对着镜子给自己点赞(或者:我做梦都要笑醒了)。 太绝了!女神冲鸭!! 还有,感谢你这么多年来一直激励着大家(向你)看齐。
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For real, homegirl ain't gained an ounce from start to finish!
说真的,这姐们儿从头到尾简直是一斤都没胖过!
ThePigNamedKevin46 赞2021/8/6
She's hot!
她太辣了!
Gambition477 赞2021/8/5
You are just the freakin bees knees. ❤️❤️ Thank you for sharing! Your incredible energy alone must have saved countless lives over the years.
你简直是太绝了,简直神了。❤️❤️ 谢谢你的分享!单单是你那股不可思议的劲头,这些年来肯定就救了无数人的命。
urageckoharry106 赞2021/8/5
I love that you took the time to answer everything
我超爱你不厌其烦地回答了所有问题。
Araucaria68 赞2021/8/5
Have you helped deliver any children of children you helped deliver?
你有没有帮那些你曾经接生过的孩子,又接生了他们的下一代?
nankie134 赞2021/8/5
Not that I am aware of. But I have met people when I was out and about who have told me I was at their delivery and their children are now grown!
据我所知是没有。但我出门在外时确实遇见过一些人,他们告诉我,当年他们出生时我还在现场接生呢,现在他们的孩子都已经长大成人了!
Itwasallahdream112 赞2021/8/5
This is one of the most wonderful things I’ve ever read on this website. Thank you. What a wonderful perspective on a fulfilling career! I hope your twilight years are just as fulfilling!
这绝对是我在这个网站上读到过最棒的内容之一。谢谢你。对于一份充满成就感的职业,你的视角真是太棒了!希望你的晚年生活也同样充实精彩!
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Do you use any hair product? I'm sooo jealous of your hair. You are *rocking* the salt and pepper btw
你有用什么护发产品吗?我简直太羡慕你的头发了。顺便说一句,你的这种“椒盐灰”发色真是被你驾驭得*太酷了*。
nankie15 赞2021/8/5
Thank you. Nothing in particular - I am always switching what I use. Shea Moisture has good products. But the main thing seems to be just putting enough of anything in while the hair is still wet and then not touching it and letting it dry naturally. (There are many days it looks terrible and Brillo-like because I am lazy when it comes to my hair and I just put it back in a ponytail!)
谢谢你。其实也没啥特别的——我一直在换着用各种产品。Shea Moisture 的东西还不错。但最关键的似乎就是趁头发还湿的时候多抹点儿什么东西进去,然后别去动它,让它自然风干。(很多时候它看起来糟透了,跟钢丝球似的,因为我这人打理头发比较懒,直接扎个马尾就完事了!)
LikelyStoryChum32 赞2021/8/5
Ok ma’am I’m gonna need you to go ahead and be my mom
行吧女士,我需要你现在立刻马上当我妈。
tokillaworm57 赞2021/8/5
Thank you so much for sharing your story and for giving so much to others throughout your career. *Come on people! We need to get this comment visible!
非常感谢你分享你的故事,也感谢你在职业生涯中为他人所做的一切贡献。 *大伙儿快支棱起来!咱们得让这条评论顶上去,让大家都看到!
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nankie32 赞2021/8/5
Thank you!
谢谢!
foodangfooey3,273 赞2021/8/5
Are you sure it’s been 42 yrs? You look so young! I love the hair!!
你确定已经42年了吗?你看上去也太年轻了吧!我超爱这个发型!!
TannedCroissant1,021 赞2021/8/5
She’s a Silver ~~Fox~~ Vixen
她简直就是个风韵犹存的“银发尤物”。
DickCheesePlatterPus438 赞2021/8/5
TIL Vixen is the word for a female fox
今天才知道 Vixen 原来是母狐狸的意思。
TannedCroissant100 赞2021/8/5
I learnt it from The Animals of Farthing Wood
我是从《法辛树林历险记》(The Animals of Farthing Wood)里学到这个词的。
el_LOU57 赞2021/8/5
I read "Farting Woods" and I was sooo excited for the docuseries on Netflix you were about to introduce me to.
我刚看成“放屁树林”(Farting Woods)了,还超激动地以为你正要给我安利一部 Netflix 的纪录片呢。
Spoonboy1329 赞2021/8/5
My lord, that show was god damn traumatic.
天呐,那部剧简直他妈的让人心理阴影面积巨大。
GoingOffline36 赞2021/8/5
Vulpix makes more sense now
现在总算明白六尾(Vulpix)是怎么回事了。
Zharick_30 赞2021/8/5
Vulpes is the Genus that foxes belong to.
狐狸所属的生物学属名就是“狐属”(Vulpes)。
PancakeExprationDate226 赞2021/8/5
That's because she worked a job that she loved. I'm 22 years into a career that wasn't my choice and look like Lo Pan now.
那是因为她做的是自己热爱的工作。我已经在这一行干了22年了,但这根本不是我的初衷,现在的我看起来就像个老怪物(Lo Pan)一样。
muklan62 赞2021/8/5
I mean, even if you love the job I bet she had more than a handful of really stressful days in that line of work.
我是说,就算你再热爱自己的工作,我敢打赌,她在那个行当里肯定也经历过不少压力爆棚的日子。
trapper253030 赞2021/8/5
Ob is a lot of happy mixed with some of the worst things imaginable.
产科(Ob)就是这样,充斥着许多快乐,但也掺杂着一些你能想象到的最糟糕的事情。
RogueLotus15 赞2021/8/5
Considering the despicable maternal mortality rate in spite of our medical advances... I bet.
考虑到咱们医疗水平都进步成这样了,孕产妇死亡率居然还高得离谱……我信你个鬼。
DownvoteDaemon289 赞2021/8/5
Tf is she using because I need dat skin cream. Black don’t crack but apparently sometimes white keep ya skin tight
她到底用的啥玩意儿?我太需要那款护肤霜了。都说“黑人皮肤不显老”(Black don’t crack),但看来白人只要舍得下功夫,皮肤也能紧致如初。
picdicc124 赞2021/8/5
Sunscreen. That's basically all you need to keep your skin from looking like a crumpled plastic bag.
防晒霜。想让你的脸看起来不像个揉皱的塑料袋,这玩意儿基本上就够了。
adherentoftherepeted68 赞2021/8/5
Applied sunscreen to my crumpled plastic bag skin. Didn't work, instructions unclear.
往我这像揉皱的塑料袋一样的皮肤上涂了防晒霜。没啥用,说明书写得不清不楚的。
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morgecroc24 赞2021/8/5
It's the ultra sound gel.
这玩意儿是超声波耦合剂。
1P22165 赞2021/8/5
42 years of staring at the V
盯着这玩意儿看了42年了
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“Staring” is killing me, man lmaoo she wasn’t staring; this wasn’t like the sky or space.
“盯着看”简直笑死我了,老兄哈哈哈,她根本没在盯着看好吗;这又不是在看天空或者太空啥的。
Surveymonkee21 赞2021/8/5
It keeps you young!
这能让你永葆青春!
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I think she typoed 24
我觉得她把 24 打成错别字了。
FlyingTaquitoBrother147 赞2021/8/5
I did the math from 1979 to 2021 and 42 checks out
我把1979年到2021年掐指一算,42这数字完全没毛病。
windingtime165 赞2021/8/5
Thank god you were here.
谢天谢地你在这儿。
Bayou_Blue27 赞2021/8/5
I lost my calculator, what's 20 - 4?!? My homework is due tomorrow, step it up!
我计算器丢了,20减4等于几啊?!我作业明天就得交了,动作快点!
Blunderbutters24 赞2021/8/5
I have ten toes does that help?
我有十个脚趾,这有帮助吗?
Lost-My-Mind-17 赞2021/8/5
Are they ticklish?
它们怕痒吗?
bolchevegan75 赞2021/8/5
She not even look 42, wth
她看起来一点也不像42岁,搞什么鬼。
rkgk132,614 赞2021/8/5
Thought this was the subreddit because your hair is #goals
我还以为这是 讨论版呢,你这头发简直是我的“终极目标”。
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Hair is definitely pure fire!
这头发绝对火到不行!
AtomicKittenz82 赞2021/8/5
Hasn’t put out that fire in over 42 years
四十二年了,这把火还没熄过呢。
gharr8756 赞2021/8/5
As a fellow curly, you play the card you’re dealt. She has played it well.
同为卷发姐妹,咱也只能认了老天爷给的牌。而她这牌打得可太漂亮了。
[已删除]734 赞2021/8/5
Not just the hair; that smile (and everything you can read into it) is a god tier goal. That looks like genuine job/life satisfaction. A lifetime spent doing good work, well. Setting aside the OPs uncanny agelessness, what is really moving here is the idea that someone somewhere lived a genuinely useful and productive life that has been rewarding in more ways than one to many more people than just herself. I may never find that but I'm not jealous; I'm in awe. And I'm very happy for her. Congratulations, OP, and thank you for sharing this.
不光是头发,那笑容(以及你能从那笑容里读懂的一切)简直是神级目标。那看起来是发自内心的对工作和生活感到满足。一生都在踏踏实实做好事、做实事。抛开楼主那不可思议的不老容颜不谈,真正打动人的是这种想法:在这世上的某个角落,有人真真正正度过了充实又有用的一生,而且这份人生不仅对她自己,对更多的人来说都有着多重意义。我可能永远也达不到那种境界,但我并不嫉妒;我是打心底里敬佩。而且我真为她感到高兴。恭喜你,楼主,也谢谢你的分享。
Smith-Corona60 赞2021/8/5
Yes, that's probably true, but look at those photos; how many broken hearts and dashed dreams did she leave in her wake?
没错,这话说得大概没错,但你看看那些照片;她这一路走来,到底留下了多少心碎的人和破碎的梦啊?
Playisomemusik26 赞2021/8/5
Well..add one
行吧……那算我一个。
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I remember when you fought the alien in 79
我还记得你79年打异形那会儿。
pollyanna1575 赞2021/8/5
Oh I was thinking more Courtney Cox. But I can see Sigourney weaver too.
哦,我本来想的是柯特妮·考克斯。不过你这么一说,西格妮·韦弗确实也挺像。
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Holy good genes and lifestyle batman. You found the fountain of youth.
天呐,这基因和生活方式简直绝了。你这是找到了青春之泉啊。
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She’s got amazing genes
她的基因真是太赞了。
drdoom20 赞2021/8/5
Many people could look like that if they took care of themselves. I won’t sadly cause I’m not some dummy and am taking the live fast route
其实很多人只要好好保养都能长成这样。可惜我不会这么做,毕竟我又不是傻子,我还是选择及时行乐那一套。
RuppsCats402 赞2021/8/5
Good gravy, you aged maybe two weeks!
天哪,你看起来也就老了两周吧!
itsallminenow80 赞2021/8/5
Sorry as a non American, what is "good gravy"? Edit: OK I thought this was some slang term for... I had no fucking idea, a decent appearance, a beauty, some mythical life extending elixir? who knows? Now I know it's just kiddy speak for a blasphemy.
抱歉,我不是美国人,请问什么是“good gravy”? 编辑:好吧,我本来以为这是什么俚语……我他妈哪知道啊,是指长得还行、是个美人、还是什么长生不老的神仙药水?鬼知道呢。现在我知道了,这纯粹就是小孩子那种为了避开亵渎神灵而用的俏皮话。
truevindication52 赞2021/8/5
An expression of disbelief. "Good god/gracious/gravy" would all be interchangeable. Edit to add, or gravy you'd put on biscuits for breakfast. Yummy comfort food lol
这是一种表示不可思议的感叹。“Good god/gracious/gravy”这几个词都可以互换使用。 补充编辑一下,或者说就是你早餐抹在比司吉面包上的那种肉汁。好吃的治愈系美食,哈哈。
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It's Mormon for "Good God"
这话在摩门教里就是“天哪”的意思。
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Straight outta the Mormon dictionary right here
这妥妥是从摩门教字典里直接搬出来的吧。
Jinjoz15 赞2021/8/5
As a Mormon I can confirm lol so good
作为一名摩门教徒,我能证实这点,笑死,太贴切了。
davidjytang33 赞2021/8/5
Not an American. But I guess they like to replace the word God with other words that start with G.
我不是美国人。但我猜他们喜欢把“上帝”(God)这个词换成其他以 G 开头的词。
mrg1957391 赞2021/8/5
Congratulations! BTW You look great.
恭喜!顺便说一句,你看上去状态超棒。
barnabas001128 赞2021/8/5
She aged about 5 years. She’s beautiful.
她看起来老了大概 5 岁。但她还是很美。
LudusRex37 赞2021/8/5
Let's be real here, she aged about 15 years. ...which is still pretty *fucking* incredible for 42 years. God damn.
说实话,她这看起来老了得有15岁。 ……不过42岁能维持成这样依然*他妈的*太不可思议了。我靠。
Jerbergeron44 赞2021/8/5
Arms aged 5 years, face somehow traveled back to college.
手臂看着老了5岁,脸却不知怎么的重返大学时代了。
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Still hot af
依然性感得要命。
Santa_Hates_You225 赞2021/8/5
Better now IMO.
依我看,现在好多了。
PoprockEnema79 赞2021/8/5
*kink identified*
*鉴黄雷达启动*
Santa_Hates_You62 赞2021/8/5
My wife is 6 years older than I am…
我老婆比我大 6 岁……
PoprockEnema49 赞2021/8/5
🔥👵🥵
spannerboy69289 赞2021/8/5
You got better looking while the rest of us spiral the drain?
你是越长越好看,而我们其他人是在一路走下坡路吗?
thelawnranger121 赞2021/8/5
I've aged more in the last 4.2 years than she has in 42.
我过去4.2年里老掉的速度,比她过去42年老掉的都多。
Damncreative193 赞2021/8/5
I’ve got SO much appreciation for OB Nurses!! My second daughter came so quickly there wasn’t even a doctor in the room yet, thank heavens for my nurse because she is the only reason I made it through the whole ordeal she was a champ!
我对产科护士真的是太感激了!!我生二女儿的时候生得太快了,医生都还没进产房呢,谢天谢地有我的护士在,要不是她我根本挺不过那场折磨,她简直太牛了!
FKA-Scrambled-Leggs54 赞2021/8/5
I know you’re not me, but I had the same experience! The doctor was still trying to get his coat on when my second (also girl) just popped right out! Those L&D nurses are the shit. They comfort you when you need it, they encourage you when you need it, and they will flipping push you harder than drill sergeant when you need it. Iron fists in a velvet glove, those folks.
我知道你不是我,但我也有过同样的经历!我生第二个(也是个女儿)的时候,医生外套还没穿好,孩子就已经直接蹦出来了! 那些产房护士简直太牛了。你需要安慰时她们会安抚你,你需要鼓励时她们会激励你,当你需要动力时,她们逼起你来比魔鬼教官还狠。这帮人啊,真是温柔地带刺,铁腕藏在丝绒手套里。
Damncreative35 赞2021/8/5
I had been refusing the drugs because I convinced myself a natural birth would reduce my risks of repeat PPD (zero science to back it but brains do what brains do). I finally asked for it because I was under the impression I had hours to go and my pain was just the tip of the iceberg, the nurse started scrambling for people, I’m crying saying I guess it’s too late (keep in mind this baby is coming 8 weeks early from PROM and her prognosis was poorly to begin with from problems discovered in utero). So here I am about to give birth to a baby that no one knows for sure will be remotely healthy, 8 weeks early, during COVID, with my MIL across the room on the phone with baby’s Dad who was home with our other daughter…with zero pain meds…. No doctor…NICU hasn’t made it yet… with Charlene (my nurse) running the show. I ended up calling her boss when I was discharged to sing her praises for like 30 minutes straight.
我之前一直拒绝用药,因为我认定自然分娩能降低我产后抑郁(PPD)复发的风险(虽然这完全没科学依据,但脑子有时候就是这么轴)。最后我实在扛不住了才要药,因为我觉得离生下来还得好几个小时,现在的疼只是冰山一角,结果护士就开始火急火燎地叫人。我哭着说估计来不及了(别忘了,因为胎膜早破,这孩子早产了8周,而且在宫内查出问题,一开始预后就很差)。所以当时的情况是:我马上要生一个生死未卜、早产8周的宝宝,正值新冠期间,我婆婆在房间另一头正跟留在家里带大女儿的老公通电话……我没打任何止痛药……医生还没到……NICU的团队还没赶过来……全靠Charlene(我的护士)在撑场子。出院的时候,我专门打电话给她的上司,足足夸了她半小时。
redvelvethater59 赞2021/8/5
Surprised I had to scroll down so far to actually get this content instead of “you look so young!” The nurse at my son’s birth was amazingggg. They deserve so much credit.
居然滑了这么久才看到这种有价值的内容,而不是那些“你看上去好年轻!”的废话。我生儿子时的那个护士简直绝了。她们真的值得所有的赞美。
oOzephyrOo183 赞2021/8/5
Always amazed when you see someone spend their whole career with one company.
看到有人一辈子都在一家公司干到底,我总是觉得挺震撼的。
The_Madukes69 赞2021/8/5
My brother just retired from a lifetime at a radio station in NYC. Night shift too. He often said he was comatose.
我哥刚从纽约一家电台退休,在那儿干了一辈子。而且还是夜班。他常说自己在那儿待得人都快成植物人了。
OldGreySweater38 赞2021/8/5
As someone who has a few friends in the radio business, holy smokes. They lay off everyone at the drop of a hat and no reason or warning. Some found out their show was cancelled on Twitter.
作为有几个在电台圈混的朋友的人,我只能说,我的天呐。他们裁人简直跟闹着玩儿似的,说裁就裁,一点理由也不给,招呼都不打。有些人甚至是从推特上才知道自己的节目被砍了。
The_Madukes21 赞2021/8/5
Yeah he is easy going and well liked. He started right after college during a strike. As a Union person this bothered me. His hardest time was getting past police lines during the 9/11 lock down.
是的,他这人随和,人缘也挺好。他大学刚毕业那会儿正赶上罢工,结果他直接入职了。作为一个工会成员,这事儿让我挺不爽的。他最艰难的时候,就是 9/11 封城那会儿得硬闯警戒线。
willmaster12327 赞2021/8/5
This used to be very common. Nowadays people are much more prone to shifting careers a lot.
以前这种情况很普遍。现在大家换工作的频率高多了。
float_the_river66 赞2021/8/5
Employers used to care for their employees giving them pensions and all that. Now there is no incentive to stay.
以前雇主还会照顾员工,提供养老金之类的福利。现在呢,根本没啥动力让人长期留下来。
SamURLJackson27 赞2021/8/5
It's also normally the only way to get a substantial raise, or a raise of any kind at all Nowadays it's recommended you jump companies every two years, which is a bit excessive to me. I jump every 5 years and I normally get a great pay bump each time whereas whatever company I was with will cry poverty and act like the miniscule bump, if any at all, they've given is doing me a gigantic favor
这通常也是拿到大幅涨薪,甚至能拿到涨薪的唯一途径。 现在大家都建议每两年跳一次槽,我觉得这稍微有点夸张了。我一般每五年跳一次,每次都能拿到一笔可观的加薪,而我之前待的公司总会哭穷,搞得好像给那点儿微不足道的涨幅(如果有的话)是在给我多大恩赐似的。
GreenEyedMonster1001179 赞2021/8/5
Thank you for your service Ma'am.
感谢您的付出,女士。
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purpleRN146 赞2021/8/5
L&D RN here. They are both electronic fetal monitors that use ultrasound to detect the baby's heartbeat, and a pressure sensor to detect contractions. The machines we use today are pretty much identical in basic technology to the ones developed decades ago. Which is kinda funny/sad given the leaps and bounds in other areas of medicine...
本人是产房护士(L&D RN)。这两种都是电子胎心监护仪,通过超声波探测胎儿心跳,并用压力传感器来监测宫缩。 我们现在用的机器,在基本技术上和几十年前研发出来的那些几乎一模一样。考虑到医疗其他领域的飞速进步,这事儿其实还挺讽刺/挺可悲的……
usedtheglueonpurpose16 赞2021/8/5
Seriously! Especially if you’re on continuous monitoring for a month…
说真的!尤其是如果你得连续监测整整一个月的话……
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Those wireless discs held in place by that terrible ace bandage wrap was a part of my labor I could’ve certainly done without
那种靠一条烂绷带缠着才不掉的无线监测片,绝对是我分娩过程中最想删掉的环节。
Dogon_Ascension64 赞2021/8/5
Aged well
justabill7138 赞2021/8/5
Like a fine wine.
像陈年老酒一样(越陈越香)。
scJazz56 赞2021/8/5
OK so ummm to be serious here... about how many mothers/babies did you help? Do you have a best of story? And... thank you for your service. I know we tend to reserve that for our military but you served all of us with your work.
好吧,嗯……说正经的……你大概接生过多少位妈妈/宝宝? 你有什么印象最深的故事吗? 还有……感谢你的付出。我知道大家通常只把这句话留给军人,但你的工作同样是在为我们所有人服务。
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Adariel15 赞2021/8/5
I'm sure it helped that she was at a nationally top ranked hospital with a strong union for employees. Not sure if OP was trying to hide the hospital (looks blurred, but not really? and she didn't take out her name?) but UCLA has probably poured millions into advertising that "U" symbol on her badge holder.
我敢肯定,她在一家拥有强大员工工会的全美顶级医院工作,这对她很有帮助。不确定发帖人(OP)是不是想隐瞒医院名称(看起来打码了,但其实没遮住?而且她也没把自己的名字去掉?),但加州大学洛杉矶分校(UCLA)估计在宣传她工牌套上的那个“U”标志上砸了几百万了。
alkakfnxcpoem42 赞2021/8/5
Almost five years into OB myself....they had the same dilatation chart back in 1979?!
我自己做产科也快五年了……1979年的时候他们用的居然就是这同一张宫口扩张对照图?!
potentpotables21 赞2021/8/5
As someone not in healthcare... I don't see how circles of various diameters could really become obsolete.
作为一个外行……我实在看不出这种各种直径的圆圈怎么就能过时了。
alkakfnxcpoem23 赞2021/8/5
It's just....it's exactly the same. Color, line up, shape of the board. I've seen other types but we had that exact one at my old hospital.
这简直……这完全就是一模一样的。颜色、排列方式、板子的形状。我见过别的款式,但我以前那家医院用的就是这一模一样的一个。
TrailRunnah36 赞2021/8/5
You were a cute girl and a now you’re a beautiful woman 🍷
你以前是个可爱的小姑娘,现在成了位大美女 🍷
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-jack_rabbit-30 赞2021/8/5
What would the girl on the left like to say to the girl on the right? And vice versa.
左边的妹子想对右边的妹子说什么呢?反过来又想说什么?
Kavarall28 赞2021/8/5
Damn! What a boss. And holy shit what a smile! I hope I have this same vibe when I retire. Solid.
卧槽!太牛了。还有那笑容,绝了!真希望我退休的时候也能有这股精气神。稳得一批。
Jamochajon24 赞2021/8/5
Go Bruins!
棕熊队加油!
BigPapaChuck7315 赞2021/8/5
That's awesome! Congrats on your retirement!
太棒了!恭喜你退休!
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