So here is what you do, stay with me. Write a book, titled something like “How a Nurse Slowed Aging and What I Can Teach You”; get creative. Put these photos on the cover. Fill the book with medically sound diet, exercise, stress management information. Really just copy medical school textbook stuff in your own words; no fad diet/exercise nonsense. Sprinkle in some information about your life for that personal touch. You will be in Oprah’s book club in a month. My cut is 3%
Marriage isn’t about kinks!! It’s about tax benefits.
婚姻跟变态没关系!!
它关乎税收优惠。
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What if married monogamous sex is my kink? I love intertwining fingers above her head while I kiss her and tell her I will always love her while making love.
Yeah, it is called explody mcmilky boom theory. We don't understand it but it used to be used in mining. They would send the cow in and milk it with long sticks until it exploded.
I’m skeptical but my knowledge base regarding both livestock and mining techniques is fairly limited, so I’ll probably just have to take your word for it.
我对此表示怀疑,但我对牲畜和采矿技术的了解实在有限,所以大概只能听你的了。
sbamkmfdmdfmk23 赞2021/8/5
John Mulaney.... Bull?
约翰·木兰尼……扯淡吧?
Kahnspiracy202 赞2021/8/5
Yo, I creeped her post history and she is either 66 or 67. This is some Kenau Reeves/highlande shit here... nurse...access to blood...yeah figured it out.
lol, yeah i was gonna mention she does not look like she aged 42 years, hell she doesnt even look 42 years old!!!
哈哈,是啊,我本来想说她看起来根本不像老了42岁,见鬼,她甚至看起来都不像42岁的人!!!
Cedex124 赞2021/8/5
Same advice. My cut: 2.5%
同求建议。
我的分成:2.5%
siridontcare26 赞2021/8/5
Same advice. My cut: 0.5%
同求建议。
我的分成:0.5%
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Same advice. I’ll do it for tree fitty.
同求建议。
这活儿我收你三块五。
_Alabama_Man21 赞2021/8/5
>tree fitty. Go get you own money Loch Ness Monsta, we work for our money around here!
>三块五。
一边儿去,尼斯湖水怪!离我钱远点儿,我们这儿的人都是靠自己本事挣钱的!
funaway72771 赞2021/8/5
"So there I was, 1979 and I'd just met David. I was finishing nursing school and knew that after I graduated he'd want a family. I was determined to not let that hold me back...... So here's my recipe for eggplant parm!"
I’ve thought about writing a book about how to get rich, and just fill it with bullshit, but at the very end reveal that you too can get rich by selling useless books. Therefore my book is not useless
Send me $10 and I will teach you the secret of getting people to send you $10.
给我打10块钱,我来教你如何让别人给你打10块钱的秘诀。
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Seriously, I had to read the title multiple times before talking myself down. I kept thinking she was 42, instead of having been a nurse for 42 years. She does not look like she's worked 42 years
Ya, this woman did not age - I thought the title was "look at my mom (1979) and me in 2021 working at the same hospital! She is in her 60s and I would say she looks younger by more than 2 decades!!!
Well ok, that’s *one case* where the mother had virgin blood. Leave it to redditors to find the one exception and act like it dismantles the entire point. Ugh.
I’ve seen as many nurses with time for a break as I’ve seen unicorns
我见过的有空休息的护士,和见过的独角兽一样多。
scJazz57 赞2021/8/5
JFC it only took me like 10 seconds to find the Vampire! \*FBI this one right here!\*
我靠,我居然只花了10秒就找到了那个“吸血鬼”!
\*FBI,就是这个家伙!\*
BlasterShow65 赞2021/8/5
Dr. Acula?
德古拉医生(Dr. Acula)?
Air-tun-91294 赞2021/8/5
Probably just boring shit like okay diet, no cigs or alcohol, regular exercise, good sleep routine, protect face on sunny days. Adds years to your life.
A nurse that doesn't smoke or drink, has a good sleep routine, and experiences sunlight? I think vampire is more likely.
一个不抽烟不喝酒、作息规律、还能晒到太阳的护士?我觉得是吸血鬼的可能性更大。
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You are ruining a lot of perfectly good vampire nurse bits. I hope you’re proud of yourself. /s
你这下可把那些原本挺带感的“吸血鬼护士”梗全给毁了。希望你对自己感到自豪。
/s
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23rd_Mech199 赞2021/8/5
Not getting fat
还没变胖
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My secret was to start off fat, and pretty much stay that way.
我的秘诀就是一开始就胖,而且基本上一直保持这样。
[已删除]51 赞2021/8/5
Lmao its funny because its true
笑死,虽然好笑,但也是大实话。
nankie3,311 赞2021/8/5
Wow! Thank you so much for all the kind comments (and I have not yet read them all)! I certainly did not expect such a response! I am grateful that nursing seems to be such an appreciated profession on Reddit! A few things I wanted to mention - I have actually been a nurse for 45 years. I am 67 years old now. I worked as a med-surg nurse for 3 years at Mt Sinai Hospital when I first graduated from Hunter College - Bellevue School of Nursing in New York, in 1976, before moving to California (you eagle-eyed Bruins were correct!) I feel extremely fortunate to have had a career that I have enjoyed and where I felt I have been helpful to others. There were many stressful moments but it was overall very fulfilling. I am very proud of the fact that in all my years I only had only one patient register a complaint about me (and that was because I said congratulations on your successful IVF and she did not want her friend who was in the room to know it was an IVF pregnancy). The worst moments by far (and I can still remember all) were when there was a fetal demise, especially when I was the one to discover it. In some ways things have changed a lot, and in other ways not so much. The basic process of pregnancy and birth has not changed. The way we approach it has. One nice change was things became more relaxed, in terms of letting family be present, and having labor and delivery in the same room and not a mad dash down the hall to a delivery room. Also a greater emphasis on keeping the newborn with the parents to bond, instead of whisking them away to a nursery, and breast feeding encouraged more. Electronic medical records were a big change - mostly for the better, though annoying in their own right at times. The introduction of ultrasound machines had a big influence on practice. As another nurse answered, the fetal monitors (pictured) really have not changed all that much, though they were fairly new technology when I started. Sadly, although helpful, they have not done as much as hoped, to prevent bad outcomes. Medicolegal reasons seem to be a big part of their use, as well. For me, the worst change has been the extreme bureaucracy and emphasis on finances that has occurred. The hospital feels like it has gone from a place of altruism to a big business. I loved my Casio calculator watch! I thought I was very cool when I wore it! I don't know what happened to it. I think it finally broke and got discarded. I can mainly attribute any youthfulness I have to my mother, who also looked young for her age most of her life. But I also want to point out that I naturally picked a flattering picture where the lighting obscured the deep lines between my eyebrows and other signs of age. I have other pics where I definitely look older! I was laughing because this was about the twentieth picture my very patient co-worker (thanks Stacy!) took of me, and I looked weird in all the others! I have no special regimen - I just splash cold water on my face morning and night (no soap) - as I feel the skin's natural oils are the best thing. I occasionally put on sea buckthorn oil that I buy in a Russian market, or any oil with vitamin C. But mostly I feel less is more. I do use sunscreen (mineral based, not chemical) if I'll be outside for more than a few hours. I appreciated the compliments on my curls! As any curly hair knows, it is a real crapshoot - and this day they happened to look good. Often they don't! I also am still getting used to my salt & pepper. I decided to stop coloring my hair two years ago. I started covering the gray in my 50's but decided now I've had enough of that. I try to eat reasonably healthily - fruit and veggies, grass-fed meat, bittersweet chocolate, and avoid most processed food. But I'm not rigid, and love ice cream and cookies from time to time. I also exercise moderately - walks, hiking, outdoor stairs, yoga at home. Hate gyms! I used to smoke many moons ago when I was in college (the VA Hospital in NY gave the nursing students discounts on cigarettes - 40 cents a pack!) but fortunately stopped soon after. I have wine occasionally. I'm married (to the man who was my boyfriend of one year, when the first pic was taken!) and have a 29 yr old daughter, who was born at my hospital. And boy, do you get a different perspective on labor when you are the patient!
67??
No. Way. If I get to your age in that shape I’m kissing my hands back and forth all day long. Stunning! Go girl!! And thanks for all these years of helping others to be here
This is one of the most wonderful things I’ve ever read on this website. Thank you. What a wonderful perspective on a fulfilling career! I hope your twilight years are just as fulfilling!
Thank you. Nothing in particular - I am always switching what I use. Shea Moisture has good products. But the main thing seems to be just putting enough of anything in while the hair is still wet and then not touching it and letting it dry naturally. (There are many days it looks terrible and Brillo-like because I am lazy when it comes to my hair and I just put it back in a ponytail!)
Ok ma’am I’m gonna need you to go ahead and be my mom
行吧女士,我需要你现在立刻马上当我妈。
tokillaworm57 赞2021/8/5
Thank you so much for sharing your story and for giving so much to others throughout your career. *Come on people! We need to get this comment visible!
Sunscreen. That's basically all you need to keep your skin from looking like a crumpled plastic bag.
防晒霜。想让你的脸看起来不像个揉皱的塑料袋,这玩意儿基本上就够了。
adherentoftherepeted68 赞2021/8/5
Applied sunscreen to my crumpled plastic bag skin. Didn't work, instructions unclear.
往我这像揉皱的塑料袋一样的皮肤上涂了防晒霜。没啥用,说明书写得不清不楚的。
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morgecroc24 赞2021/8/5
It's the ultra sound gel.
这玩意儿是超声波耦合剂。
1P22165 赞2021/8/5
42 years of staring at the V
盯着这玩意儿看了42年了
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“Staring” is killing me, man lmaoo she wasn’t staring; this wasn’t like the sky or space.
“盯着看”简直笑死我了,老兄哈哈哈,她根本没在盯着看好吗;这又不是在看天空或者太空啥的。
Surveymonkee21 赞2021/8/5
It keeps you young!
这能让你永葆青春!
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I think she typoed 24
我觉得她把 24 打成错别字了。
FlyingTaquitoBrother147 赞2021/8/5
I did the math from 1979 to 2021 and 42 checks out
我把1979年到2021年掐指一算,42这数字完全没毛病。
windingtime165 赞2021/8/5
Thank god you were here.
谢天谢地你在这儿。
Bayou_Blue27 赞2021/8/5
I lost my calculator, what's 20 - 4?!? My homework is due tomorrow, step it up!
我计算器丢了,20减4等于几啊?!我作业明天就得交了,动作快点!
Blunderbutters24 赞2021/8/5
I have ten toes does that help?
我有十个脚趾,这有帮助吗?
Lost-My-Mind-17 赞2021/8/5
Are they ticklish?
它们怕痒吗?
bolchevegan75 赞2021/8/5
She not even look 42, wth
她看起来一点也不像42岁,搞什么鬼。
rkgk132,614 赞2021/8/5
Thought this was the subreddit because your hair is #goals
我还以为这是 讨论版呢,你这头发简直是我的“终极目标”。
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Hair is definitely pure fire!
这头发绝对火到不行!
AtomicKittenz82 赞2021/8/5
Hasn’t put out that fire in over 42 years
四十二年了,这把火还没熄过呢。
gharr8756 赞2021/8/5
As a fellow curly, you play the card you’re dealt. She has played it well.
同为卷发姐妹,咱也只能认了老天爷给的牌。而她这牌打得可太漂亮了。
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Not just the hair; that smile (and everything you can read into it) is a god tier goal. That looks like genuine job/life satisfaction. A lifetime spent doing good work, well. Setting aside the OPs uncanny agelessness, what is really moving here is the idea that someone somewhere lived a genuinely useful and productive life that has been rewarding in more ways than one to many more people than just herself. I may never find that but I'm not jealous; I'm in awe. And I'm very happy for her. Congratulations, OP, and thank you for sharing this.
Yes, that's probably true, but look at those photos; how many broken hearts and dashed dreams did she leave in her wake?
没错,这话说得大概没错,但你看看那些照片;她这一路走来,到底留下了多少心碎的人和破碎的梦啊?
Playisomemusik26 赞2021/8/5
Well..add one
行吧……那算我一个。
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I remember when you fought the alien in 79
我还记得你79年打异形那会儿。
pollyanna1575 赞2021/8/5
Oh I was thinking more Courtney Cox. But I can see Sigourney weaver too.
哦,我本来想的是柯特妮·考克斯。不过你这么一说,西格妮·韦弗确实也挺像。
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Holy good genes and lifestyle batman. You found the fountain of youth.
天呐,这基因和生活方式简直绝了。你这是找到了青春之泉啊。
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She’s got amazing genes
她的基因真是太赞了。
drdoom20 赞2021/8/5
Many people could look like that if they took care of themselves. I won’t sadly cause I’m not some dummy and am taking the live fast route
其实很多人只要好好保养都能长成这样。可惜我不会这么做,毕竟我又不是傻子,我还是选择及时行乐那一套。
RuppsCats402 赞2021/8/5
Good gravy, you aged maybe two weeks!
天哪,你看起来也就老了两周吧!
itsallminenow80 赞2021/8/5
Sorry as a non American, what is "good gravy"? Edit: OK I thought this was some slang term for... I had no fucking idea, a decent appearance, a beauty, some mythical life extending elixir? who knows? Now I know it's just kiddy speak for a blasphemy.
An expression of disbelief. "Good god/gracious/gravy" would all be interchangeable. Edit to add, or gravy you'd put on biscuits for breakfast. Yummy comfort food lol
Not an American. But I guess they like to replace the word God with other words that start with G.
我不是美国人。但我猜他们喜欢把“上帝”(God)这个词换成其他以 G 开头的词。
mrg1957391 赞2021/8/5
Congratulations! BTW You look great.
恭喜!顺便说一句,你看上去状态超棒。
barnabas001128 赞2021/8/5
She aged about 5 years. She’s beautiful.
她看起来老了大概 5 岁。但她还是很美。
LudusRex37 赞2021/8/5
Let's be real here, she aged about 15 years. ...which is still pretty *fucking* incredible for 42 years. God damn.
说实话,她这看起来老了得有15岁。
……不过42岁能维持成这样依然*他妈的*太不可思议了。我靠。
Jerbergeron44 赞2021/8/5
Arms aged 5 years, face somehow traveled back to college.
手臂看着老了5岁,脸却不知怎么的重返大学时代了。
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Still hot af
依然性感得要命。
Santa_Hates_You225 赞2021/8/5
Better now IMO.
依我看,现在好多了。
PoprockEnema79 赞2021/8/5
*kink identified*
*鉴黄雷达启动*
Santa_Hates_You62 赞2021/8/5
My wife is 6 years older than I am…
我老婆比我大 6 岁……
PoprockEnema49 赞2021/8/5
🔥👵🥵
spannerboy69289 赞2021/8/5
You got better looking while the rest of us spiral the drain?
你是越长越好看,而我们其他人是在一路走下坡路吗?
thelawnranger121 赞2021/8/5
I've aged more in the last 4.2 years than she has in 42.
我过去4.2年里老掉的速度,比她过去42年老掉的都多。
Damncreative193 赞2021/8/5
I’ve got SO much appreciation for OB Nurses!! My second daughter came so quickly there wasn’t even a doctor in the room yet, thank heavens for my nurse because she is the only reason I made it through the whole ordeal she was a champ!
I know you’re not me, but I had the same experience! The doctor was still trying to get his coat on when my second (also girl) just popped right out! Those L&D nurses are the shit. They comfort you when you need it, they encourage you when you need it, and they will flipping push you harder than drill sergeant when you need it. Iron fists in a velvet glove, those folks.
I had been refusing the drugs because I convinced myself a natural birth would reduce my risks of repeat PPD (zero science to back it but brains do what brains do). I finally asked for it because I was under the impression I had hours to go and my pain was just the tip of the iceberg, the nurse started scrambling for people, I’m crying saying I guess it’s too late (keep in mind this baby is coming 8 weeks early from PROM and her prognosis was poorly to begin with from problems discovered in utero). So here I am about to give birth to a baby that no one knows for sure will be remotely healthy, 8 weeks early, during COVID, with my MIL across the room on the phone with baby’s Dad who was home with our other daughter…with zero pain meds…. No doctor…NICU hasn’t made it yet… with Charlene (my nurse) running the show. I ended up calling her boss when I was discharged to sing her praises for like 30 minutes straight.
Surprised I had to scroll down so far to actually get this content instead of “you look so young!” The nurse at my son’s birth was amazingggg. They deserve so much credit.
Always amazed when you see someone spend their whole career with one company.
看到有人一辈子都在一家公司干到底,我总是觉得挺震撼的。
The_Madukes69 赞2021/8/5
My brother just retired from a lifetime at a radio station in NYC. Night shift too. He often said he was comatose.
我哥刚从纽约一家电台退休,在那儿干了一辈子。而且还是夜班。他常说自己在那儿待得人都快成植物人了。
OldGreySweater38 赞2021/8/5
As someone who has a few friends in the radio business, holy smokes. They lay off everyone at the drop of a hat and no reason or warning. Some found out their show was cancelled on Twitter.
Yeah he is easy going and well liked. He started right after college during a strike. As a Union person this bothered me. His hardest time was getting past police lines during the 9/11 lock down.
This used to be very common. Nowadays people are much more prone to shifting careers a lot.
以前这种情况很普遍。现在大家换工作的频率高多了。
float_the_river66 赞2021/8/5
Employers used to care for their employees giving them pensions and all that. Now there is no incentive to stay.
以前雇主还会照顾员工,提供养老金之类的福利。现在呢,根本没啥动力让人长期留下来。
SamURLJackson27 赞2021/8/5
It's also normally the only way to get a substantial raise, or a raise of any kind at all Nowadays it's recommended you jump companies every two years, which is a bit excessive to me. I jump every 5 years and I normally get a great pay bump each time whereas whatever company I was with will cry poverty and act like the miniscule bump, if any at all, they've given is doing me a gigantic favor
L&D RN here. They are both electronic fetal monitors that use ultrasound to detect the baby's heartbeat, and a pressure sensor to detect contractions. The machines we use today are pretty much identical in basic technology to the ones developed decades ago. Which is kinda funny/sad given the leaps and bounds in other areas of medicine...
Seriously! Especially if you’re on continuous monitoring for a month…
说真的!尤其是如果你得连续监测整整一个月的话……
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Those wireless discs held in place by that terrible ace bandage wrap was a part of my labor I could’ve certainly done without
那种靠一条烂绷带缠着才不掉的无线监测片,绝对是我分娩过程中最想删掉的环节。
Dogon_Ascension64 赞2021/8/5
Aged well
justabill7138 赞2021/8/5
Like a fine wine.
像陈年老酒一样(越陈越香)。
scJazz56 赞2021/8/5
OK so ummm to be serious here... about how many mothers/babies did you help? Do you have a best of story? And... thank you for your service. I know we tend to reserve that for our military but you served all of us with your work.
I'm sure it helped that she was at a nationally top ranked hospital with a strong union for employees. Not sure if OP was trying to hide the hospital (looks blurred, but not really? and she didn't take out her name?) but UCLA has probably poured millions into advertising that "U" symbol on her badge holder.