这是30年前（1991年）的我。我花了两年的时间，开着照片里这辆老旧的1950年产雪佛兰卡车，从阿拉斯加一路旅行到德克萨斯州。那段人生旅途中在路上的日子，是我最美好的回忆之一。
这是30年前（1991年）的我。我花了两年的时间，开着照片里这辆1950年的雪佛兰老卡车，从阿拉斯加一路旅行到德克萨斯。在那段人生旅途中，在路上的时光是我最珍贵的回忆之一。
评论 (168)
variousfoodproducts16,830 赞2021/8/3
Did you just carry your truck the whole way?
你刚才该不会是全程把卡车扛过来的吧？
kodiak19666,686 赞2021/8/3
It would have been a faster trip if I had lol.
要是真能扛着走，我路上还能快点呢，笑死。
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Nice truck bro You were a BEAST back in the day
好车啊哥们。
你当年简直是个野兽（太强了）。
Straightouttaganton1,179 赞2021/8/3
Maybe he still is a beast
说不定他现在依然是个猛男。
dcrew87595 赞2021/8/3
He'd get a double take from me
他绝对会让我忍不住多看两眼。
Samazonison564 赞2021/8/3
I was 18 in 1990. I would have been gaga for OP and his slow, cute truck. :D
1990年的时候我才18岁。要是那时候遇见OP和他那辆慢悠悠的可爱卡车，我绝对会为之疯狂的。:D
Show_Me_Your_Bunnies152 赞2021/8/3
I'm most definitely a straight dude and I would have tailed him the entire way.
我绝对是个钢铁直男，但我当时肯定会一路尾随他。
sweet_sweet_back119 赞2021/8/3
me too, too.
我也一样，我也是。
adventurejay322 赞2021/8/3
This guy Trucks
这哥们儿真行啊。
WhatsMyAgeAgain-182357 赞2021/8/3
He got dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what Baby move your butt, butt, butt I think I’ll sing it again!
他那屁股简直像卡车，卡车，卡车一样翘。
那大腿简直绝了，绝了，绝了。
宝贝儿，扭起你的屁股，屁股，屁股。
我觉得我得再唱一遍！
Kiwifrooots325 赞2021/8/3
I was straight 0.5 seconds ago
我在0.5秒前还是个直男/直女。
Greenveins106 赞2021/8/3
maybe he \*was\*, but also still \*is\*, too
他可能“曾经是”，但其实现在也“还是”呀。
xotyc201 赞2021/8/3
He used to be ripped. He still is, but he used to, too.
他以前练得那是真壮。现在也依然很壮，但他以前确实也壮过。
The_vert235 赞2021/8/3
But yo, I was wondering this, too - how did you stay so fit while on the road?
嘿老兄，我其实也一直纳闷这事儿——你在巡演路上到底是怎么保持身材的？
DrDerpberg343 赞2021/8/3
Gas station jerky
加油站的牛肉干。
coniferhead105 赞2021/8/3
Epic Saxophone if I know my 1980s
如果我对80年代的记忆没出错的话，这萨克斯简直神了。
w84thepony399 赞2021/8/3
Just stared at it and it drove itself
就盯着它看了一会儿，它自己就开走了。
10,822 赞2021/8/3
This guy has fond memories of all your moms
这哥们儿对你们所有人的老妈都有着“美好”的回忆。
2,983 赞2021/8/3
I was born 1992….
我是92年出生的……
415 赞2021/8/3
Do you live somewhere between Alaska and Texas? Because if so; this dudes probably your dad.
你是住在阿拉斯加和德州之间吗？因为如果是的话，这家伙八成是你爹。
292 赞2021/8/3
Genghis Kevin...
成吉思汗·凯文……
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Dude, samsies.
哥们，我也是。
488 赞2021/8/3
My dad always told me, “Jessie, even I don’t know if you have any other siblings- I’ve been with a lot of women. Not hundreds, but thousands.”
我爸老跟我说：“杰西，连我都不知道你还有没有别的兄弟姐妹——我这辈子跟过很多女人。没到几百个吧，但几千个是有的。”
536 赞2021/8/3
"I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing."
“我并不反感同性恋。60年代的时候，我跟很多很多女人做过爱——经常是在户外的泥地里，还在雨中——说不定当时混进个男人来，我也根本没法知道。”
126 赞2021/8/3
God dammit Frank Edit: Shit... I thought it was Frank Reynolds, not Creed Bratton. Not gonna delete though, I'll live with the shame.
妈的，Frank。
编辑：靠……我还以为是 Frank Reynolds，结果是 Creed Bratton。不过我不删了，我就带着这份羞耻感活下去吧。
47 赞2021/8/3
To be fair, I can picture Frank saying this as well lol.
说实话，我也能脑补出 Frank 说这话的样子，哈哈哈。
107 赞2021/8/3
Damn and he straight up forgot about yours ?
靠，他竟然直接把你那茬给忘了？
155 赞2021/8/3
Daddy?
167 赞2021/8/3
Yes‽
4,872 赞2021/8/3
This reminds me of Levi’s adverts from the 80s.
这让我想起了80年代李维斯（Levi's）的广告。
2,773 赞2021/8/3
Those were Levi overalls. Pretty much all I wore on that Trip haha.
那会儿穿的都是李维斯背带裤。我那趟旅行基本上就只穿这个，哈哈。
1,067 赞2021/8/3
And you tight-rolled them, naturally.
而且你肯定还得把裤脚卷得紧紧的，那必须的。
883 赞2021/8/3
The only way
唯一的出路。
181 赞2021/8/3
My Dad always said I looked like a clown when I pegged my jeans. Compared to the look here, he was right.
我爸总说我把牛仔裤裤脚卷起来（pegged）的样子像个小丑。跟这儿这身造型一比，他还真说对了。
111 赞2021/8/3
I did that and also had a braided belt with the longer end looped over and hanging down. What were we thinking? 😆
我当年也那么干过，还系了条编织腰带，把多出来的那一截绕过去垂在外面。咱们当年脑子里到底在想什么啊？😆
4,216 赞2021/8/3
Couldn’t find a way to compliment the picture without sounding like a pathetic middle aged suburban mom. There. Definitely less pathetic than the other replies I erased.
找不到什么法子来夸这张照片，还不让自己听起来像个卑微的中年郊区大妈。
行了，这绝对比我删掉的其他回复要没那么卑微了。
377 赞2021/8/3
Y’all I finally found the hot middle aged moms in my area the internet was always advertising!
家人们，我终于在网上找到了那些一直给我推送的“同城火辣中年少妇”了！
770 赞2021/8/3
You just described me looking at this picture 😋
你这就描述了我看这张照片时的样子 😋
397 赞2021/8/3
Middle aged suburban mom here. Sames.
中年郊区辣妈在此。我也是，加一。
270 赞2021/8/3
*Clinks red wine stemless glass*
*碰了碰手中的无柄红酒杯*
53 赞2021/8/3
Dad ..?
292 赞2021/8/3
Middle-aged suburban dad here. Sames.
中年郊区老爸在此。我也是，加一。
71 赞2021/8/3
Name. Nice pecs. I mean lawn.
名字叫什么。胸肌不错。我是说草坪不错。
387 赞2021/8/3
It’s perfectly okay to say OP is hot af in that pic. This is Reddit.
说楼主那张照片里性感得要命完全没问题。这可是 Reddit。
283 赞2021/8/3
If this was a woman, there would be a gazillion thirsty replies here. Safe to say I think you ladies (and gentlemen) have handled yourselves with class thus far.
要是换成个女的，这评论区早被那帮饥渴的家伙刷爆了。不得不说，各位女士（和男士们）目前的表现都还挺体面的。
89 赞2021/8/3
How the FUCK do you remember your username?
你他妈到底是怎么记住你的用户名的？
97 赞2021/8/3
Password manager such as 1Password or Bitwarden. I have a long username and an even longer, randomly generated password that I've never even seen. If you haven't looked into it, I suggest creating an account on Bitwarden, and downloading the apps. You can have a separate, randomly generated password for each service and you'll only need to remember the password for Bitwarden.
用 1Password 或 Bitwarden 这种密码管理器呗。我的用户名很长，密码更是长得离谱，全是随机生成的，我连看都没看过一眼。
如果你还没研究过这东西，我建议你去注册个 Bitwarden 的账号，然后把配套的 App 下载下来。这样你每个服务都能用独立、随机生成的密码，你只需要记住 Bitwarden 的那个主密码就行了。
83 赞2021/8/3
I feel like I Just watched a youtube paid promotion.
我感觉我刚看了一段 YouTube 恰饭推广。
83 赞2021/8/3
He’s our (middle) age now. It’s ok. :)
他现在跟我们一样是（中）年人了。挺好的。:)
96 赞2021/8/3
I was born in 1991 and my heart still skipped. Awkward 😂
我是91年出生的，但心脏还是猛地漏跳了一拍。尴尬了 😂
71 赞2021/8/3
Lolol Im not even middle aged and all I can say is… “Looking… respectfully…”
哈哈哈哈
我甚至还没到中年，但我只想说……
“带着……敬意……欣赏着……”
2,913 赞2021/8/3
Me: oh that's *zoom* nice
我：噢这特么也太*绝*了吧
829 赞2021/8/3
I feel real fucking called out
我感觉被狠狠戳中了，真特么扎心
607 赞2021/8/3
I also zoomed and im a straight dude
我也放大看了，而且我是个直男
495 赞2021/8/3
I zoomed and I’m a lesbian.
我放大看了，我是蕾丝边。
286 赞2021/8/3
As long as you say “homo” first it’s ok.
只要你先说了“基佬”，那就没问题。
44 赞2021/8/3
Iunno if it's because I'm high, but I just wanted you to know this comment broke me.
我不知道是不是因为我嗑嗨了，但我就是想让你知道，这条评论简直把我笑得原地去世。
74 赞2021/8/3
I also was straight once, until today.
我曾经也是个直男，直到今天为止。
224 赞2021/8/3
Saaaaaaaaaame!
太特么真实了！
232 赞2021/8/3
I zoomed and I'm a straight man with a lovely girlfriend. I was in good shape in my 20s... but not that good.
我放大看了看，结果发现我是个有漂亮女朋友的直男。我二十几岁的时候身材也不错……但还没好到那种程度。
30 赞2021/8/3
Dude, I’m just hoping to get there. Dudes in the bow flex commercials are like 45 and in the best shape of their life, so I got time
哥们，我只希望能练到那程度。那些玩Bowflex健身器材广告的哥们都45岁了，状态却好到爆，所以我还有的是时间呢。
27 赞2021/8/3
I’m 38, never worked out until 2 years ago, and now look better than I ever dreamt possible. Not as good as that guy, but pretty damn good.
我今年38岁，两年前才开始健身，现在的身材比我梦寐以求的还要好。虽然没那哥们那么顶，但也已经相当牛逼了。
129 赞2021/8/3
I know, right? That truck is sweet.
谁说不是呢？那辆卡车太帅了。
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Yeah straight Male and I did too. What a god tbh
没错，我是个纯直男，我也这么觉得。讲真，这哥们儿简直是神。
2,350 赞2021/8/3
Some of my most fond memories are being created right now. Edit: Thanks for the love! Straight, comfortable male here. 28 years young and married. Showed my wife and she agreed with me.
我最美好的回忆，有一些此刻正在发生。
编辑：多谢大家的厚爱！我是个直男，活得挺舒坦。28岁，已婚。我给我老婆看了，她也完全同意我的观点。
338 赞2021/8/3
Hands off that slimy birch!
别碰那个粘糊糊的臭三八！
125 赞2021/8/3
He meant fondlier memories
他指的是更美好的回忆。
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Oh my fucking god I just snorted like a pig
天哪我他妈笑出猪叫。
2,083 赞2021/8/3
OP got kids in every state from Alaska to Texas. That said, I wanna do a similar adventure on the road. Gotta van, just need the guts and planning to do so. Oh and gotta wait for the kids be old enough to leave the house lol.
楼主这怕是在从阿拉斯加到德州的每个州都有娃吧。
话说回来，我也想搞次类似的公路旅行。车子都有了，就差胆量和规划了。噢对了，还得等孩子们都长大了能搬出去住才行，哈哈。
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> OP got kids in every state from Alaska to Texas. Run and gun technique
> 楼主在从阿拉斯加到德州的每个州都有娃。
快枪手招数
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The ole nut and bolt
老派的“提裤子走人”法
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Ejaculate and evacuate
射完就溜
1,657 赞2021/8/3
The fact that I was expecting, like 1974 or something, but actually saw 1991 just shook me up a little bit
本来我以为会是1974年左右的，结果居然看到了1991年，这真的让我有点小震惊。
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'75 gang represent
75年的兄弟们集合了！
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same same
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What happened to the truck? Any favorite spots on the trip?
那辆卡车后来怎么样了？这趟旅程里有什么特别中意的地方吗？
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Motor finally seized up in Texas and I ended up selling her for 2800.00 and flew back to Alaska. So many favorite memories in that journey, I pulled over in rural New Mexico and watched white lightning in the sky at sunset while lying in the back my truck. My hair was standing up from the electricity in the air, its something I never experienced being an Alaskan boy. Camping in Zion Park was amazing. I stayed in Spokane Washington for a bit and met some great people there, camping in Colorado was amazing as well. It was a great experience meeting other people and just getting my head clear. I made it a point to not get to attached to any one place or person and focused on just enjoying being alone. It changed my life
引擎最后在德州彻底报废了，我只好把它以 2800 刀卖掉，然后飞回了阿拉斯加。那趟旅程留下了太多我心爱的回忆，我记得曾把车停在新墨西哥州的荒郊野外，躺在皮卡后斗里看夕阳下天空中闪烁的白色闪电。当时空气里的电流感强到我头发都竖起来了，作为一个阿拉斯加长大的孩子，这种体验简直前所未有。在锡安国家公园露营的感觉棒极了。我在华盛顿州的斯波坎待了一阵子，结识了一些很棒的人，在科罗拉多露营的经历也同样绝了。能遇见形形色色的人，顺便理清自己的思绪，这真是一次超棒的体验。我给自己立了个规矩：不跟任何地方或任何人产生过深的羁绊，只专注于享受独处的时光。这彻底改变了我的人生。
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>focused on just enjoying being alone. It changed my life I spent two months traveling Europe... and the US from east to west coast and back... but both times was with friends the thing I did that was similar to you - and that changed my life - was to spend two years in my own apt - by myself - dated but no steady gf - worked hard - but most of all learned how to be by myself and not need anyone else for any of my needs, emotional or otherwise ... literally changed my life and gave me the confidence that I could stand on my own two feet and meet whatever came my way
>专注于享受独处的时光。这彻底改变了我的人生
我曾花两个月游历欧洲……还从东海岸到西海岸往返横跨了美国……但那两次都是和朋友一起去的。
我做过一件和你类似的事——也彻底改变了我的人生——那就是独自在自己的公寓里住了两年。期间虽然有约会，但没有稳定的女朋友，工作也很拼，但最重要的是，我学会了如何独处，不需要在情感上或其他任何方面去依赖他人……这真的重塑了我的人生，让我有了底气，确信自己能独当一面，去应对未来路上的任何挑战。
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I’ve been living alone in my own apartment for a year now… Dated some but nothing serious. It’s still kind of a struggle to be on my own sometimes. Any tips you can pass down, for being zen?
我一个人住公寓已经一年了……约会过几次，但都没什么后续。到现在，有时候一个人待着还是会觉得挺挣扎的。你有什么建议能传授一下吗？关于如何保持那种“禅”的状态？
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Yes. The tip I have is: the struggle itself is the secret. The very fact that it is a struggle that you survive - and defeat … not by beating it necessarily, but by existing through it … that at the end, becomes so exhilarating. Because there will be an end (most likely), and you will move on to a different form (a relationship). But it is knowing that you did live alone - and survived and came out the other side - that gives you the strength and independence to know that you could do it again if circumstances turn you to that decision. Not necessarily because you prefer it, but because you have already survived it, and thus it’s always a viable option. On top of that, it taught me how to be alone and enjoy solitude, something I cherish to this day.
没错。我想分享的秘诀是：挣扎本身就是关键。正是因为这是一场你必须挺过去的挣扎——并战胜它……倒不一定是要彻底打败它，而是通过熬过这段过程——最终，这种感觉会变得非常令人振奋。因为（大概率）它终会有结束的一天，之后你会进入一种新的形态（一段新的关系）。但正是那种“你确实独自生活过、挺过来了、并且从另一头走出来了”的认知，赋予了你力量和独立，让你知道如果未来境况让你不得不再次面临这种选择时，你完全可以应付。不是因为你更喜欢独自一人，而是因为你已经有过幸存的经验，所以这始终是一个可行的方案。
除此之外，它还教会了我如何独处并享受这种孤独，这也是我至今都非常珍视的能力。
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Thanks man. Sounds like I might be on the right path after all. Appreciate your wisdom.
谢了哥们。听起来我似乎真的走在正确的轨道上。感谢你的指点。
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You will do great because, at the end of the day, it is yours... all yours... however you do it, it will be YOUR WAY and you will own it ... and that is why it is so precious. Enjoy your boredom. Enjoy your fears. Enjoy your frustrations. Because, you will end up getting through all of them - and will come out the other side knowing YOU better than you ever did before. And you will be forever happy that you had this opportunity because of what it will do for you - getting to know who YOU are ... and for no other reason than to help you become yourself. Your own artist sculpting whomever you turn out to be. And I don't mean to suggest there has to be some magical plan. The only plan is to get through another day. How you manage to do that is all the sculpting I am talking about. Best of luck to you!
你肯定会做得很棒的，因为归根结底，这是你自己的生活……全是你自己的……无论你怎么做，那都会是“你的方式”，你将完全掌控它……而这正是它如此宝贵的原因。去享受你的无聊吧。去享受你的恐惧。去享受你的挫折。因为，你终将会一一克服它们，并从另一头走出来，那时你对自己的了解将远超以往。
你会永远庆幸自己拥有过这段经历，因为它会带给你巨大的收获——让你弄清楚“你”究竟是谁……除此之外别无他意，就是为了帮你成为你自己。你就是你自己的艺术家，雕琢着最终呈现出的那个模样。我并不是说非要有什么神奇的计划。唯一的计划就是挺过今天。你如何做到这一点，就是我所说的全部“雕琢”过程。
祝你好运！
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Thank you so much for your wise words! No wonder your children turned out to be strong :)
太感谢你的金玉良言了！难怪你的孩子们都成长得这么出色 :)
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Hobbies, music, and reading. My apartment is like a sanctuary of pleasing solo activities for me.
爱好、音乐和阅读。我的公寓对我来说就像是一处让人心情愉悦的独处圣地。
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No need with his lubricated Ebola Fingers!
根本不需要，毕竟他那双抹了油的“埃博拉手指”可厉害着呢！
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As a New Mexican, I heart this comment. We are planning on a trip to Alaska maybe next year, in our Toyota Tacoma.
作为新墨西哥州人，我超爱这条评论。我们正计划明年开着我们的丰田塔科马（Tacoma）去阿拉斯加玩一趟。
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I also live in New Mexico now. Go to Alaska during the summer, and make sure you do some hiking. I've been to a lot of places in my life so far (in the US and outside of it), and Alaska is one of the most beautiful places I've ever been. If the winter's weren't so brutal, I'd move there instantly.
我现在也住新墨西哥州。一定要夏天去阿拉斯加，而且记得去徒步。
我这辈子去过不少地方（美国境内和国外都有），阿拉斯加绝对是我去过最美的地方之一。要是那里的冬天没那么残暴的话，我分分钟就搬过去住了。
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Always wanted to do this. Very nearly threw some clothes in my car and headed west many times. Still wish I had.
一直都想干这事儿。好几次都差点直接往车里扔几件衣服就往西出发了。到现在我还后悔当时没走呢。
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OP almost threw some clothes in the car, too Edit: thanks for the gold, fellow traveler
楼主差点连衣服也一起扔车里了。
编辑：谢了，各位旅友，金币收到了。
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He tried to throw clothes in the car but they ended up two blocks away.
他本来想把衣服扔进车里，结果（手滑）扔到了两个街区外。
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30 years ago was 1991 damn feels like yesterday
30年前竟然是1991年，妈呀，感觉就像昨天一样。
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I am very upset that ‘91 was 30 years ago. I don’t agree to this. Just no.
一想到91年居然已经是30年前的事了，我整个人都不好了。我拒绝承认这个事实。真的不行。
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Right? When I saw “30 years ago in 1991” it didn’t even seem possible.
可不是吗？我看到“1991年距今30年”的时候，简直不敢相信这是真的。
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Fun fact, if they were to make a new "that 70's show" set equally far in the past, it would be "that 90's show" and it would have started airing 3 years ago.
说个冷知识，如果他们现在要拍一部像《70年代秀》那样以同样久远的年代为背景的新剧，那就会是《90年代秀》，而且它三年前就该开播了。
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I did not consent to this aging thing. That mean it has to stop, right?
我可没同意这变老的事儿。这意味着它得停下，对吧？
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My 30th is very close..
我快奔三了……
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I am hoping I can ignore it. That's how these things work right? right?
我正打算假装没这回事儿。这事儿不就是这么处理的吗？对吧？对吧？
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It’s impossible. At the stroke of midnight on your 30th your back and knees with crack with pain. From then on you’ll also discover your shirt is tucked into your pants/shorts having no memory of ever doing so.
这根本不可能。当你30岁生日午夜钟声敲响的那一刻，你的后背和膝盖就会疼得咔咔作响。从那以后，你还会发现自己的衬衫不知什么时候已经被塞进了裤子/短裤里，而你完全不记得自己做过这事儿。
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Fuck that. Getting older is great. I've enjoyed every decade so far, although I am only in my ~~third~~ FOURTH decade. Yeah it hurts, but so many other things are better. Edit: Frantic explained, politely, that I am in fact an idiot.
去他的。变老的感觉棒极了。到目前为止，我享受每一个十年，虽然我才刚进入我的~~第三个~~第四个十年。没错，身体是会疼，但其他好多事情都变好了。
编辑：Frantic 很客气地向我解释说，实际上我就是个蠢货。
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I don't even have ovaries any more and mine just exploded
我甚至连卵巢都没了，可我的（卵巢）刚才还是炸了。
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My uterus just grew back.
我的子宫刚又长出来了。
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And my tubes
还有我的输卵管。
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And my axe!
还有我的斧头！
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I had a good laugh at these comments lol
看这些评论给我笑发财了，哈哈。
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You look like you repopulated half of America and inspired no less than 23 romance novels. Congrats.
你这长相，感觉你这是靠一己之力给半个美国的人口做了贡献，还顺便启发了不下23本言情小说的灵感。恭喜啊。
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Haha yes this photo looks like the cover of a romance novel
哈哈，确实，这张照片看起来简直就是言情小说的封面。
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Wow. Im a straight dude and I thought "OK....that guy is hot". If I looked like that I'd post some shirtless pics too lol
哇。我是个直男，但当时我也在想：“好吧……这家伙真帅。”如果我长成那样，我肯定也会发几张赤膊照的，哈哈。
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Yeah, I’ll bet the women he met on the trip remember fondly too…
是啊，我敢打赌他在旅途中遇到的那些姑娘肯定也对他念念不忘……
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Yeah what I want to know is what kind strange this hunk got into from AK to TX
没错，我倒是想知道这壮汉从阿拉斯加一路到德克萨斯，到底在那儿玩得有多野。
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Lot of strangers for sure
确实全是生面孔啊。
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“What’s on the agenda today? Let’s see, oh yeah, melt the panties off every girl on Reddit” - OP Good lord, man, save some for the rest of the guys.
“今天日程安排是什么？让我想想，噢对，就是把 Reddit 上所有妹子的裤衩都撩湿。”——楼主
天呐老兄，给其他兄弟留点活路吧。
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Im a straight man and i zoomed in for that nice built body of a truck. God damn.
我是个直男，但我刚才为了看那辆皮卡的完美构造把图放大了。我滴个乖乖。
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Also OP: "Hmm, may have time to make a few men question their sexuality for a moment"
楼主内心OS：“哼，兴许还有时间让几个直男稍微怀疑一下自己。”
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Not just women appreciate an attractive man, sir.
先生，欣赏帅哥的可不只有女性哦。
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May I ask, after what I have to imagine was a great deal of reflection on the open road, what you did in the ensuing 30 years, life wise? Taking such a pause before the meat of life must have been revelatory. One senses you might come away with some deep thoughts and big plans.
请问，在经历了我猜想中那段漫长且孤独的公路沉思后，这接下来的30年里，你在生活上都做了些什么？在人生的重头戏开始前按下如此长的暂停键，一定让你大彻大悟了吧。感觉你当时一定悟出了不少深刻的道理，也制定了什么宏伟的蓝图。
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This! When I left on this trip I had come from a pretty dark place in my life, I felt like I was on a journey to nowhere. I was surrounded by toxic people, spending my time partying when I wasn’t working. Lots of superficial people that were predators now that I look back on it all. I spent most of my time on the road alone, I didn’t really hook up with many girls on the road, contrary to what people say here ( i find it funny though). I read a lot and started reading eastern philosophy material and books like the road less traveled. I started to listen more to nature and others. When I came back to Alaska I enrolled in college and studied philosophy and English. I met up with a girl I had known prior to leaving on this trip who was a body builder and was into the gym crowd I was in before. She had given me her number before I left and I kept it with me for whatever reason, when I came back to Alaska I found out where she was working and walked in with flowers and asked her for a date. She didn’t know I was back in town and I was lucky that she accepted, 2 years later we eloped to Hawaii and got married, we still are happily married to this day with two wonderful sons who are grown up now. One just finished his nursing degree last week and the other is an artist and free spirited soul. None of this would of been possible without that journey, I never would of grown up to be selfless enough to be a good husband or father if I had continued my life prior to the trip. I’m 55 now and still go to the gym and eat healthy, my wife and sons do the same. I just worked out with my oldest son Friday at the gym, he’s 27. My wife and I own a business together and are fortunate enough to spend so much time together both working and playing. We’ve traveled the world together from Ireland, Thailand and the Yucatán and all points between. Ive always loved traveling and can never give it up. I always tell younger people to travel as much as they can and that it is the best education life can offer.
没错！我踏上这段旅程时，正处于人生的一段至暗时刻，感觉自己就像是在走一条通往虚无的路。那时我身边全是些有毒的人，除了工作就是混迹派对。现在回过头看，那些人大多肤浅又像捕食者一样。我在路上的大部分时间都是一个人，也不像这儿有些人说的那样到处猎艳（虽说我觉得挺好笑的）。我读了很多书，开始钻研东方哲学，还有像《少有人走的路》那样的书。我开始学会倾听大自然和他人的声音。回到阿拉斯加后，我申请了大学，主修哲学和英语。后来我联系上了一个在出发前就认识的姑娘，她是个健美选手，圈子跟我以前混的那个健身圈子一样。走之前她给了我号码，我也不知道为什么就一直留着。回到阿拉斯加后，我打听到她在哪工作，就捧着花直接找过去约她。她压根不知道我回城了，我运气好，她答应了。两年后我们私奔去夏威夷结了婚，直到今天依然非常幸福，还有两个很棒的儿子，现在都长大了。大儿子上周刚拿到了护理学学位，小儿子是个艺术家，灵魂很自由。如果没有那次旅程，这一切都不可能实现；如果我继续过着出发前那种生活，我永远也不可能变得足够无私，去成为一个好丈夫或好父亲。我今年55岁了，依然坚持健身和健康饮食，我老婆和儿子们也一样。周五我还刚跟27岁的大儿子一起在健身房练过。我和老婆一起经营着一家生意，很幸运能有大把时间在一起，无论是工作还是玩乐。我们一起游历过世界各地，从爱尔兰、泰国到尤卡坦半岛，以及沿途的各个角落。我一直热爱旅行，永远都放不下。我总跟年轻人说，趁年轻多出去走走，那是生活能给予你的最好的教育。
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I liked this comment more than the picture.
我喜欢这条评论胜过这张照片。
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Seriously this is one cool mf
说真的，这哥们儿简直酷毙了。
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His post history is so fucking cool
他发的那些帖子简直酷毙了。
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Man you're fucking cool
老兄，你也太特么酷了。
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That’s quite the journey you’ve had! Hope you get to see more of the world soon.
你这一路走来真不容易啊！希望你很快能去看看这世界更多的地方。
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I’m a teenager, and I hope that I can grow up to live a life like yours
我还是个青少年，真希望长大后能过上像你这样的生活。
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Damn didnt know I was gonna find a new hero on Reddit today.
靠，没想到今天在 Reddit 上居然遇到了我的新偶像。
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This is very wholesome and inspiring. Thank you.
这也太治愈、太励志了。谢谢你。
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Thank you for this. As someone who is almost 30 but feel stuck, this somehow gives me hope
谢谢你发这个。作为一个快30岁但感觉原地踏步的人，这居然让我看到了一点希望。
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Hope you don't mind being complimented by guys, because...damn.
希望你不介意被男的夸，因为……靠，这也太绝了。
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No. A compliment is a compliment.. thank you.
不介意。夸奖就是夸奖……谢谢你。
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Pretty sure this is a photo shoot for a Harlequin Romance
我敢打赌这绝对是哪本哈lequin言情小说的封面拍摄现场。
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“She was looking for love…he was offering his…CLASSIC RIDE…”
“她渴望着爱……而他，能带给她的只有……经典座驾……”
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“As she climbed into the passenger seat, Jennifer was hit with the raw musk of leather, sweat, and oil. Her loins rushed with fire as he climbed in behind the wheel, turning the key and the first bars of her favourite song came tumbling out of the dusty Kenwood speakers “EVERYBODY DANCE NOW”
“当詹妮弗坐进副驾驶座时，皮革、汗水和机油混合而成的原始气息扑面而来，让她一阵眩晕。随着他坐进驾驶位、拧动钥匙，那股灼热感在她的小腹中瞬间燃起，紧接着，她最爱的那首歌的前奏从那对积满灰尘的健伍音箱里轰然炸开：‘大家都给我跳起来！’”
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lol off all the fucking songs.
笑死，偏偏选了这首他妈的歌。
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Where did you finally end up?
你最后到底跑哪儿去了？
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Back to Alaska where I am still today. Cant get myself to leave this beautiful state, all the places ive been and nothing has compared to Alaska.
回到了阿拉斯加，我现在还待在这儿呢。我实在没法让自己离开这个美丽的州，我去过那么多地方，没哪个能比得上阿拉斯加。
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My mama is 75. She says that the only thing you will truly regret in life is not traveling.
我妈今年75岁了。她说，这辈子你真正会后悔的事，只有没去旅行。
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Wise words from a wise soul.
智者之言，深得我心。
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Well howdy beefcakes
哟，各位猛男好啊。
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"This guy fucks"
这哥们儿真猛。
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May I ask how you paid for 2 years on being in the road.
请问你是怎么负担得起在路上跑两年的开销的？
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Shackin up with babes from coast to coast.
全靠在东西海岸四处跟辣妹同居蹭吃蹭喝。
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Yes there was some of that.
没错，确实有那么点意思。
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Yes. We know.
是的。我们都知道。
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No. Shit.
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With this photo I believe that
看到这张照片，我相信
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Son?
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Are you inexplicably jacked?
你是怎么莫名其妙练得这么壮的？
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I had worked on drilling rigs for years prior and had some money saved. I worked construction in Spokane for a while, worked as a fitness trainer in Dallas etc. It’s not hard to make enough to live decent when all you have is yourself and an old truck.
我之前在钻井平台上干了好几年，存了点钱。后来在斯波坎搞过一阵子建筑，在达拉斯当过健身教练什么的。当你孑然一身、就剩一辆破卡车的时候，赚点够体面生活的钱其实一点也不难。
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"Drilling Rigs" "experienced pipe layer" "fitness trainer" as in fittin dat dik. Child support payments must be horrendous according to your resume, huh.
“钻井平台”、“资深管道铺设工”、“健身教练”，看来是“健身”去搞基了吧。看着你这履历，要付的抚养费肯定多得吓人吧，啊？
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Who knew all of those plots were based on a single man
谁能想到这么多剧情居然都是基于同一个人的经历。
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Goodness this might be my dad. /s
Born in dallas ft worth, worked on oil rigs while at a&m
天哪，这人简直是我老爸。/s
在达拉斯-沃斯堡出生，在德州农工大学（A&M）上学的时候还在钻井平台上打过工。
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I wanna do this and I'm not even American.
我也想这么干，哪怕我根本就不是美国人。
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Understood, but what about the trip?
懂了，但这趟旅行怎么办？
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I can't really finance it.
我实在掏不出这钱。
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That wasn’t the question.
我问的又不是这个。
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I drove from Texas to Alaska and back. Over 13,000 miles round trip. Took almost 2 months and I was so ready to be off the road after. Couldn't imagine 2 years of it. edit: how are the rest of the Von Eric brothers doing?
我当时是从德州开车到阿拉斯加，然后再开回来。来回整整一万三千多英里。足足花了快两个月，回来之后我简直是受够了在路上的日子。根本没法想象要在路上待上两年。
编辑：冯·埃里希（Von Erich）家的其他兄弟们现在怎么样了？
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That’s hilarious. I actually had an offer to join the WCW back in the day, my room mate actually did and became the repo-man. This was just prior to me leaving AK.
太搞笑了。想当年我还真收到过邀请去加入WCW，我室友确实去了，还当了那个“回收人”（Repo-man）。那是在我离开阿拉斯加之前不久的事儿。
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what the fuck?!?!?! Barry Darsow was your roommate?!?
我靠，什么鬼？！
巴里·达索（Barry Darsow）是你室友？！
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I’ve got a 73’ Volkswagen van, but financial issues and too little exercise keeps me away from my dream of becoming a modern version of you, lol
我有一辆73年的大众面包车，但由于经济问题还有懒得动弹，一直没法去实现我成为现代版你的梦想，哈哈哈。
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I highly recommend it. Ive done it twice in my life, once on a motorcycle and once with my old truck
我极力推荐你试试。我这辈子干过两回，一回是骑摩托，另一回是开我的破卡车。
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I dunno how long you been on reddit or know what it is, but you need to do an AMA stat As in you went back to AK on bike, or from AK to tx again but on a bike, or just 2 other different far away spots in the country?
我不知道你玩Reddit多久了，知不知道这是啥，但你得赶紧搞个AMA（“问我任何事”直播访谈）。
你是说你骑车回过阿拉斯加，还是又从阿拉斯加骑车回得德州，又或者是单纯去了国内另外两个相隔很远的地方？
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I drove from tacoma Washington to LA on my bike and lived and worked there for a year and then drove from LA to Colorado and hooked up with a buddy who was driving a truck back to Alaska. While in California I would routinely take trips around to other states on my bike.
我当时骑着摩托车从华盛顿州的塔科马一路骑到了洛杉矶，在那儿工作生活了一年，之后又从洛杉矶骑到了科罗拉多，和一位正开卡车回阿拉斯加的朋友汇合了。在加州的时候，我经常骑着车去周边其他州转转。
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Ayy what did you ride? A coastal trip on my bike is one of my dreams for sure
诶，你当时骑的什么车啊？骑摩托车去沿海公路兜一圈绝对是我的梦想之一。
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Ive owned a few bikes in my life but on that trip I had a 1983 Honda Shadow 750. I put highway pegs on it and it was a great ride.
我这辈子拥有过好几辆摩托车，不过那趟旅程我骑的是一辆1983年的本田影武者（Honda Shadow）750。我给它装了高速公路脚踏，骑起来感觉棒极了。