拉斯维加斯警方面对迈克·泰森——他刚咬掉霍利菲尔德的耳朵
1996年，迈克·泰森咬掉霍利菲尔德耳朵后，拉斯维加斯警方与其对峙 [691x1033]
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CrabPplCrabPpl6,008 赞2021/5/3
I’ve never seen this picture before this is wild
我以前从没见过这张照片，这也太离谱了。
Aff_Reddit2,115 赞2021/5/3
IIRC he said in interviews he literally wanted to kill him and that's why he bit his ear. I think he was in a blackout.
如果我没记错的话，他在采访里说他当时是真的想弄死他，所以才咬了他的耳朵。我觉得他那时候应该是断片了。
YOURMOM37683 赞2021/5/3
Why did he want him dead?
他为啥想弄死他啊？
FetalDeviation1,353 赞2021/5/3
Claimed 'incidental' headbutts from fight1 and this "put his children in danger"... dude wasn't right for the longest, glad to see him mostly normal and seemingly happy now
说什么第一场比赛里的头撞是“意外”，还扯什么“这让他孩子处于危险之中”……那哥们儿当时脑子就不太清醒，好在现在看他基本恢复正常了，而且看起来挺开心的。
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And solving mysteries with his team!
而且还带着他的团队去解谜呢！
yeeter-parker296 赞2021/5/3
I think sometimes we forget, that that’s Mike Tyson edit: [quote](https://youtu.be/FhfLdMbJyGY)
我觉得有时候大家都忘了，那可是泰森啊。
编辑：[引用](https://youtu.be/FhfLdMbJyGY)
Paratwa227 赞2021/5/3
> That that’s Every time I have to write that I stare at it like it’s the enigma code and I’m some monkey with special needs.
> 那那
每次我得写出这个短语，我就盯着它发呆，感觉就像在看什么二战恩尼格玛密码机，而我是一只智力受限的猴子。
Verdure-31 赞2021/5/3
I read your quote 5 times at least trying to comprehend.
我把你的引语读了起码五遍，才勉强看懂。
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Right? "Is that right? Am I fucking stupid? No, gotta be English, I'm infallible" [Enter]
对吧？“这写对了吗？是我特么傻了吗？不，这肯定是英语，我不可能出错的。” [回车键]
falconx5025 赞2021/5/3
It's fine but most people don't realize how often you can delete the word "that" and the sentence still works. It's inefficient. Example: I think sometimes we forget, that's Mike Tyson. Works either way, but at least to my eyes it's like writing 'umm' or 'uhh'.
还行吧，但大多数人没意识到，“that”这个词其实经常可以删掉，句子照样通顺。留着反而显得啰嗦。举个栗子：
I think sometimes we forget, that's Mike Tyson. （我觉得有时候我们忘了，那是泰森。）
把那个“that”删掉完全没差，但在我看来，留着它就跟写文章时老在那儿“嗯……啊……”一样废话。
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Huh... guess I never even considered re-writing and just trying to make the sentence work without. Thanks for that!
呃……我还真从没想过要改写句子，试着把多余的词删掉。谢了啊！
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That's part of the show's epic-ness
这就是这节目牛逼哄哄的一部分。
cotain26 赞2021/5/3
That show is so fucking underrated!
那部剧简直被严重低估了，真他妈绝了！
Quotered43 赞2021/5/3
I saw somewhere recently that he and Holyfield are good buddies now.
我最近在哪儿看到说他和霍利菲尔德现在已经是好哥们儿了。
FetalDeviation36 赞2021/5/3
They've def buried the hatchet
他们绝对是冰释前嫌了。
georgecostanzaduh88 赞2021/5/3
I'm pretty sure he recently said that he is only happy when ripping peoples heads off in the boxing ring and wants to die in the ring.
我很确定他最近说过，只有在拳击台上把对手的脑袋打爆时他才感到快乐，而且他还想死在拳击台上。
InerasableStain275 赞2021/5/3
Glad to hear he’s doing alright mentally, then
那听到他精神状态挺正常的，我就放心了。
CyberCrutches15 赞2021/5/3
Don’t we all?
谁不是呢？
druglawyer114 赞2021/5/3
I remember those fights, and Holyfield was definitely headbutting him hard and repeatedly. May or may not have been intentional, but it was extremely clear to everyone watching the fight that it was happening.
我记得那几场比赛，霍利菲尔德绝对是狠狠地、反复地用头撞他。是不是故意的不好说，但所有看比赛的人都看得清清楚楚，这事儿确实发生了。
FetalDeviation52 赞2021/5/3
Maybe refs fault, but both (esp tyson) kept trying to close the distance and holyfield would kinda put his head down like a 3rd glove to protect and Tyson ran into it more than active headbutts IIRC
也许是裁判的问题，但我记得两人（尤其是泰森）一直试图近身缠斗，而霍利菲尔德会把头低下来，就像戴了“第三只拳套”一样来防守。依我看，比起主动的头撞，更多是泰森自己往人家头上撞。
rogun6436 赞2021/5/3
This is what I remember. Tyson did what he always did and Holifield just defended it better. I always thought Tyson's head butts were borderline illegal, but he'd do it in a way that people wouldn't notice.
我记得的就是这样。泰森还是使他那一套老招数，只是霍利菲尔德防得更好。我一直觉得泰森的头撞也处在犯规的边缘，但他做得比较隐蔽，让人看不出来。
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It wasn't really a headbutt per see, but Holyfield was ducking and leaning into Tyson every time Tyson tried to get in close to danger-zone. It's a good defense strategy against aggressive fighters, but Holyfield ended up crashing his head on Tyson's face multiple times. I can see Holyfield not doing it intentionally and it just happening as a result of him intercepting Tyson, but I can also understand Tyson's frustration, as from his POV he's just eating headbutts.
这严格来说不算头槌，但泰森每次想靠近那个“危险地带”时，霍利菲尔德都在那低头往泰森身上撞。这对付这种进攻型选手是个好防守策略，但搞得霍利菲尔德最后好几次直接把脑壳撞泰森脸上了。
我能理解霍利菲尔德可能不是故意的，这只是他在阻截泰森时的附带结果，但我也能理解泰森为啥那么火大，毕竟站在他的视角，他就是一直在硬扛对方的头槌。
SWATstevo35 赞2021/5/3
From what I remember Tyson was starting to lose, it was becoming pretty clear and a I’ve thought he did it out of frustration of not having any other way to not lose
我记得当时泰森已经开始处于下风了，这已经挺明显的了。我一直觉得他那是气急败坏，毕竟当时他也实在没别的方法能避免输掉比赛了。
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For sure. I think it was a combination of both Holyfield being able to counter his game (something nobody had done before), and the repeated accidental headbutts that infuriated Tyson to the point he went Hannibal Lecter on Holyfielnd\`s asss.
确实。我觉得这既是因为霍利菲尔德能化解泰森的打法（这可是之前从没人做到过的），也是因为那些反复出现的“意外”头槌彻底惹毛了泰森，最后搞得他直接当场汉尼拔附体，在那儿啃霍利菲尔德的耳朵。
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dustinpdx80 赞2021/5/3
Any source for this? That sounds nuts.
有出处吗？这听起来太扯了。
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Ariadenus28 赞2021/5/3
Don't they get urine tested before fights?
他们赛前不用验尿吗？
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DownshiftedRare78 赞2021/5/3
> "It was awesome, man," Tyson said. "I put my baby's urine in it." A true sportsman and an ennobler of the sweet science.
> “那感觉太棒了，伙计，”泰森说，“我往里面加了我孩子的尿。”
真是位地道的运动员，也是这项“甜蜜科学”（拳击）的升华者。
Empyrealist20 赞2021/5/3
There is literally cheating going on in just about every industry.
讲真，几乎每个行业里都有猫腻。
HI_Handbasket139 赞2021/5/3
Holifield kept headbutting Tyson in the eyebrow and head. Tyson asked the referee to control the fight, but he didn't, so Holifield cheated one too many times and got nibbled.
霍利菲尔德当时一直在用头撞泰森的眉骨和头部。泰森请求裁判管管，但裁判根本不管，所以霍利菲尔德作弊作得太过火，才会被咬了那么一口。
GoddamnFred71 赞2021/5/3
you can tell people apart that saw the fight or just repeated the sensational headline, i mean it was just an itty bitty bit of his ear
你完全能看出哪些人是真看了比赛的，哪些人只是在复读那些博眼球的标题。我是说，那真的就只是咬掉了一丁点儿耳朵而已。
humplick27 赞2021/5/3
[Eearios](
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)，营养均衡早餐的一部分。TheRealKidkudi245 赞2021/5/3
I really appreciate that if you look at each of their faces you can tell they’re trying to hide it, but their fear of him is still very clear.
我真的很佩服这一点：如果你仔细看他们每个人的脸，你能看出他们都在努力掩饰，但对他的恐惧还是表现得非常明显。
talondigital161 赞2021/5/3
Their fear isnt misplaced either. Without gloves 1996 Tyson could literally one hit kill most of them before they even realized he had started throwing punches.
而且他们的恐惧一点也没错。如果不戴拳击手套，1996年的泰森甚至能在他们还没意识到他已经开始出拳之前，就真的把他们大多数人一拳秒杀。
TheRealKidkudi86 赞2021/5/3
Oh no doubt - I’m not saying it’s not warranted. Dude is one of the best fighters in the world *and* he just bit someone’s ear off, and it’s their job to put themselves in his way. I would be shitting my pants too.
没得说，我不是说这没道理。那哥们儿是世界上最顶尖的拳手之一，*而且*他才刚把人的耳朵咬下来，负责的人站他面前确实是他们的工作。换我我也得吓尿。
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JetGecko95 赞2021/5/3
Gloves protect your knuckles, not their face. You 100% hit harder with gloves.
手套保护的是你的指关节，又不是对方的脸。戴手套绝对能让你打出更重的拳。
GanjGoblin51 赞2021/5/3
Yeah getting punched with a boxing glove is not better at all...im not a boxer but ive fucked around with the homies and boxed with gloves...shit hurts. Also been punched with real knuckles from bigger people and it honestly doesn’t blast ur whole head the same. Almost feels more concentrated, which is better then the entire surface area of the glove smacking ur head with the full force of someone who knows they arent about to break their knuckles.
没错，被拳击手套揍到根本好不到哪儿去……我不是职业拳手，但我跟哥们儿瞎玩儿的时候戴过手套打拳……那玩意儿打人真特么疼。我也被比我块头大的人用实打实的拳头抡过，讲真，那感觉跟戴手套打在整个脑袋上的效果完全不一样。徒手打人感觉受力点更集中，反而比那种戴着手套、因为知道不用担心打断手骨而毫无顾忌抡过来的全力一击要好受些。
JetGecko27 赞2021/5/3
Yup. The only argument for a bare knuckle punch being worse is that it's more likely to cut your face.
没错。认为裸拳打人更狠的唯一论点，就是它更容易把脸给划破。
Lemmungwinks47 赞2021/5/3
Gloves reduce deep cuts and broken facial bones. They don’t give you the ability to hit harder, just reduce the risk of broken hands which makes most guys willing to swing harder. By the time you are a pro boxer your hands are made of concrete. Yes you can definitely break the small bones on the outside with a misplaced punch. Literally known as a boxers fracture. But getting hit by someone with significant calcium buildup on their bare knuckles hurts a lot more than with gloves if they are swinging with full force. Gloves are mainly there because as a spectator sport they wanted to reduce the amount of blood and fights being called due to deep cuts. Gloves cause abrasive cuts and tear the skin. Bare knuckles split the skin and muscle. Gloves also encourage guys to throw more punches since the chances of boxers fractures are reduced by distributing the force of a glancing punch across the glove. Mike Tyson in full rage not giving a single fuck about breaking bones in his hands would do far more damage without gloves than with gloves. Especially against someone who isn’t a professional fighter that has trained their neck muscles and understands how to take a punch. We’re talking broken orbitals, collapsed sinuses, broken jaws, and death.
拳套确实能减少深度割伤和面部骨折。但它并不会让你打得更重，只是降低了手骨折的风险，才让大多数人敢放开了抡。等你练成职业拳手，你的手简直就是水泥做的。没错，要是出拳位置不对，确实会把手外侧的小骨头打断，这玩意儿业内直接就叫“拳击手骨折”。但如果是个骨质钙化得厉害的家伙，一拳全力呼在你脸上，那可比戴着拳套疼多了。
戴拳套主要是因为作为观赏性运动，主办方想减少血腥场面，避免比赛因为深层割伤被叫停。拳套更容易造成那种擦伤式的割裂，把皮磨破。而裸拳则是直接把皮肤和肌肉打崩。另外，拳套确实鼓励拳手多出拳，因为它分散了擦边拳的冲击力，降低了“拳击手骨折”的几率。
要是泰森发起火来，根本不在乎手骨碎不碎，那他不戴拳套造成的伤害绝对比戴着拳套恐怖得多。尤其是对付那种没练过颈部肌肉、不懂怎么卸力的人。咱们聊的可不只是骨折，那是眼眶碎裂、鼻窦塌陷、下巴打碎，甚至会出人命的。
jsxtasy30457 赞2021/5/3
You aren't kidding.... I can still smell the fear from here.... Well at least see it.
你说得一点没错……我隔着屏幕都能闻到那股怂味儿……呃，起码能看得出来。
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Time flies by. Hard to believe 1996 was just 15 years ago.
时间过得真快。简直不敢相信1996年竟然才过去15年。
Sand-Moose883 赞2021/5/3
That is hard to believe.
这确实让人难以置信。
tudecrext526 赞2021/5/3
It’s literally unbelievable.
这简直是离了大谱，根本不敢信。
___Alexander___188 赞2021/5/3
Yeah, I don’t believe it.
对啊，我才不信呢。
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maarteaga20 赞2021/5/3
Hard to believe that was a year ago
真不敢相信那竟然是一年前的事了。
CoreyOD1395 赞2021/5/3
Using the Ol' R-Kelly calculator are we?
我们这是在用“R-Kelly 牌计算器”呢吧？
VTho17 赞2021/5/3
What I can't believe is that we went from Playstation 1 to Playstation 5 in that period
我简直不敢相信，这段时间里我们居然从Playstation 1跨越到了Playstation 5。
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2011 feels like last year and it was 10 years ago.
感觉2011年就像去年一样，可实际上那都已经10年前的事了。
doyou_booboo57 赞2021/5/3
Tfw you realize we’re closer to 2040 than we are year 2000.
当你意识到我们距离2040年比距离2000年还要近的时候，那种感觉真的绝了。
AstarteHilzarie36 赞2021/5/3
My friend's kid just did an intro for his kindergarten next year. There was a sign in the classroom that said "welcome future class of 2034!" Oof.
我朋友的孩子刚参加了明年幼儿园的入学面试。教室里挂着个牌子写着“欢迎2034届的新生！” 哎哟，扎心了。
yumacaway96 赞2021/5/3
Nothing feels like last year.
什么都感觉像是在去年。
mindbleach61 赞2021/5/3
2020 went January, February, March, March, March, March, November 3rd, November 3rd pt. 2, November 3rd pt. 3, November 3rd: November Harder, January. Nobody stopped it from taking both Januaries. We all just watched and let it happen.
2020年过得就是：一月、二月、三月、三月、三月、三月、11月3号、11月3号第二部、11月3号第三部、11月3号：更硬核的11月，然后就是一月了。没人阻止它把两个一月都给吞了。我们当时就干看着，任由它发生了。
Krombopulos_Amy18 赞2021/5/3
Hey!! Remember we all agreed to never mention last year again‽‽
嘿！！咱们不是都说好了谁也不许再提去年的事儿了吗‽‽
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They're all standing at the perfect angle where if Tyson threw a punch he'd connect with all of their faces like a cartoon
他们站的角度简直绝了，要是泰森这时候挥出一拳，那画面就像动画片里一样，能同时打中他们所有人的脸。
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Just wait this is my favorite part (of In the Air Tonight)
等着瞧，这是（《In the Air Tonight》里）我最喜欢的部分。
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Does anyone have a *different* favorite part of In The Air Tonight?
有没有人觉得《In The Air Tonight》里最棒的部分是*别的地方*啊？
79 赞2021/5/3
I actually like that distant, reverb whooooo guitar towards the beginning. But I mean cmon DUHDUH DUHDUH DUHDUH DUHDUH DUH!DUH!
其实我挺喜欢刚开始那段遥远又带点混响的“呜——”吉他声。
但讲道理，谁能拒绝那段“哒哒哒哒，哒哒哒哒，哒哒哒哒，哒哒哒哒！哒！哒！”呢！
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>I actually like that distant, reverb whooooo guitar towards the beginning Really sets the tone.
>其实我挺喜欢刚开始那段遥远又带点混响的“呜——”吉他声
真的很有氛围感。
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[Just like this then.](https://youtu.be/fDfkZy4bMqo)
[就像这样。](https://youtu.be/fDfkZy4bMqo)
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Holy shit, is that the real-life cast of Super Troopers??
我靠，这真的是现实版《超级骑警》里的那些人吗？？
657 赞2021/5/3
Yep they're trying subdue him right meow.
没错，他们现在就在那儿试图制服他呢，喵（meow）。
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I'm sorry. Are you saying "meow"?
不好意思。你刚才是在“喵”吗？
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*Do I look like a cat to you boy??*
*我看起来像只猫吗，小鬼？？*
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Is he jumpin around all nimbly-bimbly? Is he drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see him eating mice?!
他在那儿像个猴子一样上蹿下跳的吗？他在用碟子喝牛奶吗？你看到他在吃老鼠吗？！
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I’m getting more of a Reno 911 type of vibe
我感觉这调调越来越像《雷诺 911》了。
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"Oh dammit! I had a spare handcuff key in my belt the whole time."
“该死！我这皮带上明明一直都别着把备用手铐钥匙。”
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He’s just boxing-boot goofin’
他在那儿穿双拳击靴瞎臭美呢。
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I was thinking Reno 911
我还在想《雷诺 911》呢。
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This is the Vegas version of Reno 911 lmfao
这简直就是《雷诺 911》的拉斯维加斯版，笑死我了。
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L-R: Jones, Junior, Dangle, Johnson
从左至右：琼斯 (Jones)、朱尼尔 (Junior)、丹格 (Dangle)、约翰逊 (Johnson)。
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I wanna see Tyson’s face for reference... I imagine his ear still being in Tyson’s mouth and there being blood everywhere...
我想看看泰森当时的表情作为参考……我脑补了一下，感觉他的耳朵还挂在泰森嘴里，到处都是血……
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From the muscles in his back and his arm positions it looks like he’s ready to defend himself. Don’t forget this is when Mike’s world was falling apart.
从他背部的肌肉和手臂的姿势来看，他看起来已经做好防守准备了。别忘了，那可是迈克人生陷入崩塌的时候。
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Definitely when Evander's ear was falling apart.
确实，那时候霍利菲尔德的耳朵也正在“崩塌”。
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Captain Yells from office “Hey, you want to work tonight?” Officer1 “No I’m good. Kinda tired.”
Captain in office sitting “It’s the Tyson fight, officer 2 called in sick.”
Officer1 walks in office “Really?!, Mike Tyson?”
Caption leans back in chair “Yes, and guess what? Officer1 “What”
Caption Big smile on his face “RINGSIDE”
队长在办公室里喊：“嘿，今晚想加班吗？”
警官1：“不了，我挺好的，有点累。”
队长坐在办公室里说：“是因为泰森的比赛，警官2请病假了。”
警官1走进办公室：“真的假的？！迈克·泰森的比赛？”
队长向后靠在椅背上：“没错，而且你猜怎么着？”
警官1：“怎么着？”
队长脸上露出大大的笑容：“是场边票（RINGSIDE）。”
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Say Car Ram Rod Tyson! "Car Ramth Rod"
说“车撞杆（Car Ram Rod）”泰森！
“车撞杆（Car Ramth Rod）”
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Yeah I guess no matter how much you are paid, you are never really down to get a fist from Mike Tyson.
是啊，我猜不管工资给多少，都没人真想挨迈克·泰森一记老拳。
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I mean straight up in all fairness when you are a police officer and you get paid extra to work these sporting events as security you pretty much assume it is going to be easy as shit and occasionally have to deal with one or two drunk people, not have to deal with the main fucking event lol.
我是说真的，平心而论，当你是个警察，又额外拿钱去这些体育赛事里当安保的时候，你基本默认这活儿肯定轻松得要死，顶多也就偶尔处理个把喝醉的闹事者，而不是要直接去硬刚那种重头戏级别的大麻烦，哈哈。
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Yeah I wouldn’t be upset if Mike fucking Tyson is the guy who gets tased off the bat. There’s no talking to that guy and sure as shit no fighting him.
是啊，要是泰森那货一上来就给警察电击枪招呼，我是一点都不会觉得过分。跟那种人根本没法讲道理，而且绝对绝对不能跟他动手。
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Yeah plus the fighters are covered in sweat and BLOOD. As a cop you don't want to get those body fluids on you, especially in 1996
对啊，再加上拳手身上全是汗和血。作为警察，你可不想让这些体液沾到自己身上，尤其是考虑到那是1996年。
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Can't pay me enough for any fisting.
给多少钱我也不干这种拳交的事儿。
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Everyone has a price. Everyone.
每个人都有个价码，真的，谁都有。
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I would prefer any fisting rathar than a fist in the face from Mike Tyson.
比起被泰森一拳呼在脸上，我宁愿选拳交。
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yeah, normally I'd want some confirmation that I'm getting paid before I face certain death
对啊，按理说，在去面对必死无疑的局面之前，我得先确认能拿到钱才行。
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Why is a prominent member of the Reno Police Department there, at the center-right?
为什么雷诺警察局的一位高层在那儿，就在中右侧位置？
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That's why Dangle went to Reno, he couldn't handle Vegas after Tyson/Holyfield.
这就是为什么邓格尔（Dangle）会去雷诺的原因，泰森和霍利菲尔德那场比赛之后，他根本在维加斯混不下去了。
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You can monkey with a gibbon, You can fiddle with a bow But before you snort that crystal meth, there's some things that you should know Meth is made from antihistamines, in basement labs it's cooked And possession is a felony, which means that you'll get booked With a snort it zips right up your nose, and eats away your brain It kills your sense of good and evil, and it makes you go insane Here we go... So don't meth with meth, Beth / Don't meth with meth, Seth / Don't meth with meth... Gwyneth / Don't meth with crystal meth! ​ Any questions? We do have about 45 minutes left... any requests? I know some Rush... a little bit of Floyd.
你可以去逗逗长臂猿，也可以拿着琴弓瞎拉扯，
但在你吸那口冰毒之前，有些事儿你最好掂量清楚。
冰毒这玩意儿是用抗组胺药做的，在地下室的实验室里煮出来的，
私藏这东西可是重罪，意味着你迟早要被拷进局子里。
吸上一口，那玩意儿直接蹿进你鼻子里，慢慢啃食你的大脑，
它会抹灭你对善恶的认知，让你彻底发疯。
准备好了吗……所以别碰冰毒，贝丝 / 别碰冰毒，赛斯 / 别碰冰毒……格温妮丝 / 千万别碰那玩意儿！
还有什么问题吗？我们还有大约45分钟呢……有什么想听的歌吗？我会弹点 Rush 的歌……还有一点平克·弗洛伊德（Floyd）。
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Until seeing it written out, I never realized he was actually trying to rhyme Gwyn-eth. I thought he was just saying a random, non-rhyming name.
直到看到歌词写出来，我才意识到他居然是在强行押韵“格温妮丝”（Gwyn-eth）。我以前一直以为他只是随口说了个不押韵的名字。
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He’s just new boot goofin’
他纯粹是在那儿装腔作势摆架子呢。
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The look of absolute terror on their faces
他们脸上那种绝对惊恐的表情。
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I mean… of all the people in planet earth to have to fight…
我是说……在地球上所有能打的人里，非得挑他……
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Mike Tyson on his own is terrifying Mike Tyson pissed off and hungry for ears is enough to make you shit your pants
光是一个迈克·泰森就已经够吓人了。
要是迈克·泰森再被惹毛了，还饿得想啃耳朵，那真够让你吓尿裤子的。
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His tummy had the rumblies, that only ears would satisfy!
他的小肚子咕咕叫，简直是馋坏了，唯有耳朵才能满足他！
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Mikeeeeeeee!! That kills people!
迈克——！！那是会死人的！
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Not a single one wants any smoke.
没一个想找茬的。
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the only one who doesnt look scared is the guy standing behind him lol
唯一一个看起来不怂的，就是站在他后面那哥们儿，笑死。
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So what you mean is, the only dude who doesn’t look scared is bigger than him and not in Tyson’s sights
所以你的意思是，那个唯一看起来不怂的家伙，个头比他大，而且没进入泰森的攻击范围呗。
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being taller doesnt mean shit to Mike Tyson lol but yeah that's what I'm saying
个子高在迈克·泰森眼里算个屁啊，笑死，不过你说得对，我就是这个意思。
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Crazy to think that Holyfield forgave him and the two became friends. Imagine becoming friends with someone years after they bit a chunk of your ear off.
霍利菲尔德竟然能原谅他，两人还成了朋友，这简直太疯狂了。试想一下，有人当年把你耳朵咬掉了一块，结果多年以后你们居然成了朋友。
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They even goofed about it for a commercial https://youtu.be/_3_Q9G4lRYg
他们甚至还拿这事儿拍了支广告，简直搞怪。
https://youtu.be/_3_Q9G4lRYg
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This a actually insane. I thought about how to respond but hyperbole doesn't do it justice.
这事儿确实离谱。我刚才一直在想怎么回，但不管怎么夸张都形容不出这事的荒谬。
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All I can say is that this explains *a lot* about why *Mike Tyson Mysteries* got made...
我只能说，这下总算解释了为啥《迈克·泰森之谜》这动画能搞得出来……
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Holyfield knows why he did it and I’m sure many other fighters that had faced Holyfield understood why it happened too. Holyfield was infamous for sneaky ass dirty headbutts.
霍利菲尔德自己心里清楚为什么要那么做，我相信很多其他跟霍利菲尔德打过的拳手也明白当时为啥会发生那种事。霍利菲尔德当年可是出了名的爱耍阴招，最擅长搞那种下三滥的头撞。
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That's all on the referee for not warning Holifield the first few times he did it. Some will take the mile if offered the inch. Tyson was having none of it. Unfortunately, it cost him the fight, but did add to his legend.
这锅全得甩给裁判，头几次他干这事儿的时候也不给个警告。有些人就是这样，你给他一点甜头，他就能蹬鼻子上脸。泰森可不吃这一套。可惜的是，这让他输了比赛，但确实也给他的传奇色彩又添了一笔。
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I think to be an athlete you have to have an insane drive and ambition for competition. To be the best. No one understands that like other athletes. Sort of how all ex presidents are friends, they're part of a tough lonely club. I'm just guessing a bit here, but holyfield probably could see more than others how Mike Tyson was caught up in the moment of boxing.
我觉得想当运动员，你就得有一种疯狂的动力和对竞争的野心。得想成为最强的那一个。
这种感觉没人比其他运动员更懂了。就像所有卸任总统都能玩到一块儿去一样，他们都属于那种既硬核又孤独的圈子。
我这纯属瞎猜，但霍利菲尔德大概比其他人更能看出来迈克·泰森当时是怎么被拳击比赛的那股狂热给冲昏了头。
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Wisely. Better to be Michael's friend, than enemy.
明智之举。做迈克的朋友总比做他的死对头强。
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I doubt it was because Holyfield was scared of Tyson, he beat him up twice.
我觉得霍利菲尔德才不是因为怕泰森呢，他可是狠狠揍过泰森两次的人。
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They weren't close fights either
而且这几场根本不是什么势均力敌的对决。
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That's the look of fear on the brother on the left, it appears he's questioning his career choice
左边那个兄弟一脸的恐惧，看来他是在怀疑自己选错职业了。
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good thing they wear brown pants
好在他们穿的是棕色裤子（免得吓出屎来被看见）。
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You got *way* too much milkfat in your diet if your shit reliably blends in with those. Source: stepdad drank a gallon of whole milk every day, poops were highly desaturated
如果你拉的屎跟这些玩意儿长得一模一样，那你这饮食里的乳脂含量也*太多*了吧。
来源：我继父每天喝一加仑全脂牛奶，拉出来的屎一点颜色都没有。
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It will be on the final
这题会考。
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Accidental renaissance?
这算“意外的文艺复兴”？
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The Assassination of Julius Caesar, except it doesn't go as planed
凯撒遇刺事件，只不过这次没按剧本走。
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"Call a medici! *But not for me!*"
“快叫医生！*但别叫给我听！*”
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“Everybody has a plan till they get punched in the face. “
“每个人都有计划，直到被人迎面揍上一拳。”
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I would also have accepted a tweaking of that quote to be ‘till your nose bone gets put into the back of your fucking head by someone who’s effectively cannibalised his opponent in the ring moments prior’.
如果能把那句引言稍微改一下，改成“直到有人在擂台上刚刚生吞活剥了对手，然后把你的鼻梁骨打进你那操蛋的后脑勺里为止”，我也能接受。
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Remember when cops dressed like this?
还记得以前警察穿成这样吗？
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Well good on them, even one horse town’s cops look like they’re about to retake Fallujah these days.
好样的，现在哪怕是那种鸟不拉屎的小镇警察，看起来都像是要去重夺费卢杰似的。
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Holy shit, they continued the fight?? And then he bit him AGAIN?!?
我靠，他们居然还要打？？然后他又咬了他一口？！
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For this deed, Tyson was suspended for a year and was fined $3 million. I would have thought mutilating one's adversary would entail a lifelong ban; Mohammad Ali got a longer ban for behaviour not related to boxing.
就因为这事儿，泰森被禁赛了一年，还被罚了300万美元。
我还以为把对手给弄残了怎么着也得终身禁赛呢；阿里当年因为跟拳击无关的事儿被禁赛的时间可比这长多了。
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As Lewis Hamilton said, “cash is king.” Problems go away if you can make people money.
正如刘易斯·汉密尔顿所说，“现金为王”。只要能帮人赚到钱，问题就全都不再是问题了。
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Fast forward to twenty years later and people think this guy is a philisophical genius.
快进到二十年后，人们居然觉得这家伙是个哲学天才。
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Do they? I think people are happy to see he's been able to come to peace with his demons, and respect that he's put a lot of distance between himself and the man he used to be, but no one is expecting a self-help book out of him.
是吗？我觉得大家只是乐见他终于能和心魔和解，也尊重他已经彻底告别了过去的那个自己，但这并不代表有人指望他能写出什么心灵鸡汤书。
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I love that about him. He endured and inflicted much pain and hardship but, instead of rotting and spreading rot, he grew from his experiences. I wouldn't go so far as to idolize him, or anybody for that matter, but I admire his career & his legacy. Hope he continues to contribute positivity and wish him peath & happineth.
我超爱他这一点。他经历过也制造过许多痛苦和磨难，但他没有因此烂在泥潭里，也没有去祸害别人，而是从这些经历中成长了起来。我也不会说把他神话到什么地步，或者对任何人搞个人崇拜，但我确实佩服他的职业生涯和留下的精神财富。希望他能继续贡献正能量，也祝他平安喜乐。
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He can get to the bottom of a mythtery pretty well too.
他在探究谜底方面也是一把好手。
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Thillithothical theenus
哲理天才（Thillithothical theenus）
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Nobody thinks that. He's a dude that has been through the highest highs and lowest lows, was at one time the scariest dude on Earth, and somehow later in life, calmed down and became introspective and compassionate, and loves to share the wisdom that has come from one of the most unique lives ever lived. And that's beautiful.
根本没人会那么想。这家伙经历过人生巅峰，也跌入过谷底，他曾一度是地球上最可怕的男人，但后来不知怎的，他沉稳了下来，变得既自省又富有同情心，还特别乐于分享那些源自他那独一无二的人生的智慧。这真的很美。
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I remember staying up all night here in the U.K. to watch that fight, think it started about 4am here, only for him to do this and throw the whole fight away......was not impressed.
我记得当时在英国熬了一整晚就为了看那场比赛，我记得比赛大概是凌晨4点开始的，结果他竟然干出这种事，把整场比赛给毁了……真让人无语。
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Yep, same - I’d had my 18th birthday party that night and we were all round at a family friends house afterwards and watched it happen live. It was 1997, not 1996.
对，我也是——那天晚上我刚过完18岁生日派对，之后我们一帮人全在家里朋友那儿守着看直播。那是1997年，不是1996年。
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What is stuffed into the back of Mike’s shorts?
麦克短裤后面塞的是什么鬼东西？
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It's his groin protector.
那是他的护裆。
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Should also note it kinda protects the kidneys too, which is why you can see it here.
顺便提一下，那玩意儿好像还能顺带护着肾，所以你才会在这儿看到它。
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Reminds me of this [bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEZnCw_Wonc) from Robin Williams.
让我想起了罗宾·威廉斯（Robin Williams）的这段[脱口秀](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEZnCw_Wonc)。
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Thank you so much for this! This is seriously the only thing that could make the photo better!
太感谢你了！说真的，除了这个，没什么能让这张照片更绝了！
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I'd quit on the spot if someone told me I have to go try to subdue Mike Tyson
要是有谁跟我说让我去制服迈克·泰森（Mike Tyson），我当场就辞职不干了。
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Only the guy in the maroon blazer and the black cop are showing the proper amount of fear on their face given the situation they're in. ​ I'm old enough to remember Crazy Tyson....couldn't pay me enough to stand in front of him even on a good day. And **that** was a very bad day for Crazy Tyson.
只有那个穿栗色西装的家伙和那个黑人警察，脸上的表情才算得上是面对这种局面该有的那种惊恐。
我这岁数还记得当年的“疯子泰森”……就算给我再多钱，我也绝不可能站在他面前，哪怕是他心情好的时候。而**那天**的“疯子泰森”，心情可糟糕透了。
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It's crazy this guy, after biting ears, calling opponents "faggots" and threatening to rape them, then ACTUALLY raping someone, is doing commercials for Mike's Hard Lemonade. Goes to show how society is willing to turn a blind eye to some people's horrendous behavior, while others get thrown under the bus for doing 1/10th as much. It's incredibly inconsistent, and a symptom of something going on in our culture, but I'm not sure what.
真是有够离谱的，这家伙咬人耳朵、骂对手“基佬”、威胁要强奸对方，后来居然**真的**强奸了人，结果现在还能拍Mike's Hard Lemonade的广告。
这正好说明了社会有多愿意对某些人的恶行睁一只眼闭一只眼，而其他人哪怕只做了十分之一的坏事，就会被立马抛弃。这种双标简直不可理喻，也是咱们文化里某种病态的体现，但我具体也说不上来那是什么。
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Had to rewatch this fight :-) [Mike Tyson vs Evander Holyfield II 1997 HD 1080 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_bkDbpS-vw)
忍不住又把这场比赛重温了一遍 :-) [Mike Tyson vs Evander Holyfield II 1997 HD 1080 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_bkDbpS-vw)
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I watched this live on Pay Per View in a massively crowded townhouse. The cops showed up because we were being too loud and rowdy during the undercard. When the main event started they came back and asked if they could come in and watch. That was a trip. About 75-100 people crammed into the main floor of a townhouse and two cops yelling at the TV just as loud as we were. The neighbors must’ve been PISSED!!! What a fight. I miss good heavyweight boxing so much.
我当时是在一个挤爆了的联排别墅里看的付费直播。比赛打垫场赛的时候，因为我们太吵、太闹腾，警察都找上门来了。结果等主赛开始的时候，他们又折回来了，问能不能进屋一起看。那场面简直绝了。大概七八十号人挤在联排别墅的一楼大厅，还有两个警察在那儿对着电视大吼大叫，跟我们一样疯狂。邻居肯定气炸了！！！那场比赛真牛逼。我太怀念过去那种高质量的重量级拳击赛了。
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Is that Jim Dangle?
那是吉姆·丹格尔（Jim Dangle）吗？
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I think the best description of Mike Tyson was by Kevin Heart when he said "Mike Tyson was like a bulldog without a leash". I'm just glad that he found peace now and is chill and happy.
我觉得凯文·哈特（Kevin Hart）对迈克·泰森的评价最到位，他说“迈克·泰森就像是一条没拴绳的斗牛犬”。看到他现在找到了内心的平静，过得轻松又快乐，我真为他高兴。
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“Do you wanna be the cop who gets his face bitten off by Mike Tyson on Pay-Per-View? cuz I don’t!”
“你想当那个在付费点播节目里被迈克·泰森咬掉半张脸的警察吗？反正我可不想！”