1991年，我的阿拉巴马学校照片里，我正从纸里冲出来
1991年，我在阿拉巴马州拍的学校照片，当时我脚踩一块没有后轮的滑板，破纸墙而出，还留着现在看来可以称为“鲻鱼头”的发型。
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dipdipbeantot5,142 赞2019/11/12
Come on, having a picture of yourself doing something Bart Simpson would do, you had to have felt pretty cool at the time.
别逗了，照片里你自己干的事儿简直就像辛普森一家里的巴特干出来的，你当时肯定觉得自己帅炸了吧。
lyricistlibrettist3,265 赞2019/11/12
I did and I do! That’s why it’s here and not
我当时就是这么觉得的，现在也一样！所以这照片才在这儿，而不是被发到
Poezenboot823 赞2019/11/12
Right on with yo confidence havin’ ass. More power to ya!
说得好，你这充满自信的小样儿。挺你到底！
joeChump111 赞2019/11/12
I had a skateboard like that. They had misprinted it in China with typos so it said “California Oreaming Yea!”
我以前也有块一模一样的滑板。当时中国工厂那边印错了，把单词拼得乱七八糟，上面写着“California Oreaming Yea!”（加州梦/尖叫耶！）。
RuthlessIndecision23 赞2019/11/12
Oreaming is the best
Oreaming（奥瑞鸣）简直绝了。
MasteringTheFlames239 赞2019/11/12
Here from I read the title and saw the photo before checking which subreddit it was in. I knew it would be one of the two, and was kind of leaning towards so I was absolutely preparing to fight you on it belonging here instead
从 逛过来的。我看标题还没看是哪个子版块前先瞄了眼照片。我当时心里就有数了，觉得肯定是那两个版块里的其中一个，而且直觉更偏向
ilovehamburgers39 赞2019/11/12
I think the key factor for posting in is if you regret the picture. How is OP going to regret shredding this tight pic, yo?
我觉得发到 的关键在于你是否对那张照片感到后悔。楼主怎么可能会对这张酷到炸裂的照片感到后悔呢，老兄？
PhillipsReynold35 赞2019/11/12
Literally the exact same thoughts that went through my head.
我脑子里闪过的念头简直一模一样。
Chitribe201023 赞2019/11/12
100% belongs here.
绝对妥妥的属于这里。
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QbertsRube82 赞2019/11/12
I had lasers behind me, so I guess you could say I was pretty badass.
我背后有激光特效，所以我觉得你可以说我当时挺酷的。
veringer17 赞2019/11/12
Oh, that is better than the split rail fence and wagon wheel I got every year.
噢，那可比我每年拍的那种破栅栏和马车轮背景强多了。
CupcakePotato21 赞2019/11/12
Wait you guys got backdrops? \*blank grey canvass\*
等等，你们居然有背景幕？
\*一张空白的灰帆布\*
reverendj170 赞2019/11/12
That is a true, honest smile. I know I would have felt like a total badass if I could have done this back in the day. My parents wouldn't ever even let me get laser beams.
那是一个真诚又纯粹的笑容。我敢说，如果我当年能做到这一点，我肯定觉得自己帅炸了。我爸妈连激光笔都不让我碰。
sirax06727 赞2019/11/12
Don't have a cow, man!
别大惊小怪的，伙计！
3,112 赞2019/11/12
Mullet confirmed.
确定了，是鲻鱼头。
814 赞2019/11/12
Business in the front, party in the back.
前面看着挺正经，后面倒是玩得挺花。
630 赞2019/11/12
Looks kinda like party up front and an even bigger party in the back.
看起来前面像是在开派对，后面简直是派对现场升级版。
249 赞2019/11/12
Agreed, that hairdo is party central.
同意，这发型妥妥的派对中心。
73 赞2019/11/12
The Patron Saint of Partying and Being Rad
派对狂欢与硬核人生的守护神
36 赞2019/11/12
#also.. being on COPS
#还有...上过《警察》（COPS）节目
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61 赞2019/11/12
That’s a NorCal Neckwarmer!
那可是北加州特产“防脖子冻僵装”（NorCal Neckwarmer）！
24 赞2019/11/12
I live in NorCal and this comment made my night!
我住在北加州，这条评论简直让我一整晚都心情大好！
29 赞2019/11/12
No awning but a lotta back porch. Love the ol Camaro Crash helmet!
没有遮阳棚，但有个超大的后门廊。爱死那个老式科迈罗（Camaro）赛车头盔了！
38 赞2019/11/12
The Missouri compromise
密苏里妥协案
35 赞2019/11/12
Kentucky Waterfall
肯塔基瀑布头（Kentucky Waterfall，指Mullet发型）。
32 赞2019/11/12
Those eyebrows though. So far above the glasses. How?
说真的，这眉毛也太抢戏了。都快飞到眼镜上面去了。到底是怎么做到的？
83 赞2019/11/12
He just been trough a paper wall on skateboard, he suprised
他刚骑着滑板撞穿了一面纸糊的墙，整个人都惊呆了。
35 赞2019/11/12
Very Milhouse Van Houten
简直是米尔豪斯·范·豪滕（Milhouse Van Houten）本尊。
1,964 赞2019/11/12
That ain’t a mullet, that’s an Alabama Waterfall! God I miss the 80s and 90s. I’m a recovering rat tail owner myself
那可不是什么鲻鱼头（mullet），那是地道的“阿拉巴马瀑布”（Alabama Waterfall）！天哪，我好怀念80和90年代。我自己以前也留过鼠尾辫，好不容易才戒掉。
940 赞2019/11/12
I had a rat tail when I was in the third grade, for a total of 2 days. 1983-84. My dad told me I had to cut it off, because people kidnapped kids with that haircut.
我上三年级的时候也留过鼠尾辫，总共就留了2天。大概是1983-84年那会儿。我老爸跟我说必须得把它剪了，因为那时候会有坏人专门绑架留这种发型的小孩。
700 赞2019/11/12
Your dad is a hero.
你爸真是个英雄。
116 赞2019/11/12
I'm glad my parents let me make god awful hair, and general style choices. They told me it looked horrible, but let me do it. Sometimes you've gotta fuck up to learn and grow.
我很庆幸我爸妈让我留了那些烂透了的发型，也让我自己折腾穿衣风格。他们当时就说丑得要死，但还是由着我来了。
人有时候真的得自己先栽个跟头，才能长记性、学着长大。
118 赞2019/11/12
Kidnappers: Rats! Foiled again.
绑匪：可恶！又失败了。
34 赞2019/11/12
Barbers: Rat tails! Spoiled again.
理发师：鼠尾辫！又给剪毁了。
20 赞2019/11/12
Snakes: Rattlers! Coiled again.
蛇：响尾蛇！又盘成一团了。
125 赞2019/11/12
I hope you call your dad every day and tell him thank you for his services. Or your dad was the mullet kid killer.
希望你每天都给老爸打个电话，好好谢谢他的贡献。
不然的话，那你老爸就是那个专门猎杀“鲻鱼头”的变态杀手。
47 赞2019/11/12
Fuck me.... my dad let me keep mine
卧槽……我爸居然让我留着我的（那个发型）。
37 赞2019/11/12
Why do so many little boys get rat tails? My brother had one when he was a kid. He even dyed it red for a while.
为啥那么多小男孩都要留“老鼠尾巴”（那种细长的小辫子）啊？我弟小时候就留过。他有一阵子甚至还把它染成了红色。
42 赞2019/11/12
Late 80s and early 90s were awesome......
80年代末和90年代初简直绝了……
56 赞2019/11/12
I think we're due for a hardcore late 80s/early 90s revival. Hipsters with rat tails and darkwing duck tshirts and parachute pants hanging out in Brooklyn bars. Really hoping this happens soon.
我觉得我们是时候该复古一波80年代末/90年代初的那种硬核风了。布鲁克林酒吧里晃荡着留老鼠尾巴发型、穿唐老鸭俱乐部（Darkwing Duck）T恤、套着降落伞裤的文艺青年们。真心希望能早点看到这一幕。
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31 赞2019/11/12
Wait, so..... 12/31/83 to 1/1/84? That's when you had your rat tail? Those two days? That's what you're saying?
等等，所以说……是1983年12月31号到1984年1月1号？你那老鼠尾巴就是在那时候留的？就那两天？你是这意思吧？
21 赞2019/11/12
I wanted one but my dad, who was a cop at the time, said that the baddies he arrested had rats tails and he didn't want to lock me up because it would make mum cry.
我当时也想留一个来着，但我爸那会儿是个警察，他说他抓的那些坏蛋都留着老鼠尾巴，他可不想把我给抓进去，因为那会让我妈哭的。
159 赞2019/11/12
My first crush in kindergarten was a boy with a rat tail. Should tell you all you need to know about my dating history since then.
我幼儿园的初恋是一个留着老鼠尾巴发型的男孩。这应该足以说明我之后的情感史有多“精彩”了。
89 赞2019/11/12
I'd guess your dating history involves lots of Bud Light.
我猜你的情感史里少不了百威清啤（Bud Light）。
23 赞2019/11/12
Seems more like Bud Heavy aka Budweiser.
感觉更像是百威重啤，也就是百威啤酒（Budweiser）。
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65 赞2019/11/12
Please stop. I can only get so wet.
求求了，别发了。我真的顶不住了。
36 赞2019/11/12
I had a rat tail that went down to the middle of my back in second/third grade. Trying to work out if being a girl with a rat tail made me more awkward, or less so.
我读二三年级的时候留过一条长到后腰的鼠尾辫。我到现在还在纠结，作为一个留鼠尾辫的女孩，到底是让我显得更尴尬了，还是反而没那么尴尬了。
22 赞2019/11/12
My favorite site in the early 2000's was mulletsgalore
21世纪初我最喜欢的网站是 mulletsgalore（鲻鱼头盛宴）。
16 赞2019/11/12
That’s the site that rated mullets based on their aggressiveness. The only way really to judge a mullet if you ask me.
那就是那个根据攻击性给鲻鱼头（mullet）评分的网站。在我看来，这才是评判鲻鱼头的唯一方式。
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I had a rat tail for the first couple days freshman year of college. In 2014. Had a girl braid it before I chopped it off, we then dated for 3 years
我大一那会儿留过几天鼠尾辫。那是2014年。在剪掉它之前，有个女生帮我把它编了起来，后来我们谈了3年恋爱。
636 赞2019/11/12
Did they superimpose someone else’s legs on your body?
他们是把别人的腿P到你身上了吗？
274 赞2019/11/12
I thought I was the only one who noticed how short his lower legs look
我还以为只有我一个人注意到了他的小腿看起来有多短。
201 赞2019/11/12
Full body mullet: teenager on the top, little kid on the bottom.
全身版鲻鱼头（mullet）：上半身是少年，下半身是幼童。
121 赞2019/11/12
>teenager on the top, little kid on the bottom. That's a... Poor choice of words
>上半身是少年，下半身是幼童。
这……这措辞选得也太糟糕了。
17 赞2019/11/12
This kid was Deadpool before it was cool.
这孩子在死侍火起来之前就已经是死侍本人了。
119 赞2019/11/12
That's some weird babylegs going in there.
这小短腿儿乱蹬的姿势也是够怪的。
40 赞2019/11/12
Deadpool vibes up in here.
妥妥的死侍既视感。
57 赞2019/11/12
This kid is the real life Cotton Hill.
这小伙简直就是现实版的棉花老爹（Cotton Hill）。
73 赞2019/11/12
I expected the top comment was gonna be about the legs.
我早猜到热评第一肯定会是关于他腿的事儿。
405 赞2019/11/12
No rear wheels, was still able to Roll Tide.
虽然没后轮，但还是能整出一波“阿拉巴马必胜”（Roll Tide）。
250 赞2019/11/12
Literally raised from birth to hate Auburn.
我简直就是打小就被灌输着要恨死奥本大学。
51 赞2019/11/12
War Eagle
27 赞2019/11/12
This comment makes me want to hate you to you’re core, but damnit how can I hate someone so god damn fly?!
这条评论看得我真想恨你入骨，但该死，我怎么能去恨一个这么特么潮的人呢？！
107 赞2019/11/12
If it helps, I left Alabama and I was always too gay to care about football
如果这能让你好受点的话，我早就离开阿拉巴马了，而且我一直都太“弯”了，根本不在乎什么橄榄球。
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Hahahahaha my husband loved that
哈哈哈哈，我老公超爱这个。
17 赞2019/11/12
Truer words have never been uttered
说得简直不能更对了。
39 赞2019/11/12
THIS IS A REFERENCE TO A MEMETIC QUIP WHICH IMPLIES SEXUAL RELATIONS BETWEEN BLOOD RELATIVES AND WHICH IS DERIVED WHOLLY FROM A SLOGAN FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA BUT WHICH IGNORES THAT IT IS ACTUALLY NEW JERSEY WHICH ALLOWS INTERCOURSE BETWEEN FIRST COUSINS
这梗出自一个关于乱伦的烂梗，全靠阿拉巴马大学那句口号传出来的，但他们全都忽略了一个事实：其实新泽西州才是真的允许表亲之间发生性关系的。
15 赞2019/11/12
Username checks out
这用户名，果然名副其实。
378 赞2019/11/12
I hope you saved some poontang for the other kids that day too man
老兄，我希望那天你也给别的孩子留了点“荤腥”啊。
384 赞2019/11/12
Based on this comment, you and I had very different first grade experiences
看了你这条评论，咱俩的小学一年级过的简直是天差地别。
97 赞2019/11/12
Because you were getting all the poontang and no one was saving any for him?
是因为你把妞全泡光了，一点儿都没给他留吗？
62 赞2019/11/12
Poontang is relative. In first grade it means holding hands and getting a hug from Jessica
“泡妞”这事儿得看情况。在一年级的时候，这意思就是跟杰西卡牵牵手、抱一抱。
81 赞2019/11/12
> Poontang is relative. Well, it is Alabama.
> “泡妞”这事儿得看情况。
得了吧，这可是阿拉巴马州。
332 赞2019/11/12
What’s up Millhouse?
嘿，米尔豪斯（Millhouse）最近咋样？
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“But my mom says I'm cool.”
“可我妈说我很酷。”
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Everyone... everyone would call that a mullet.
所有人……所有人都会管那叫鲻鱼头（mullet）。
121 赞2019/11/12
In Quebec it's a Coupe Longueuil, which references a town full of white trash in the province.
在魁北克这玩意儿叫“隆格伊（Longueuil）头”，指的是省内一个满大街都是“白人渣滓”（white trash）的破镇子。
54 赞2019/11/12
It just be those degens from upcountry
也就那帮从乡下来的混混（degens）才会留这种发型。
28 赞2019/11/12
Fucking skids
真他妈是一群垃圾（skids）。
19 赞2019/11/12
Mets-en que c'est trash Longueuil!
朗基尔（Longueuil）那地方简直烂透了，没跑了！
159 赞2019/11/12
You look like Milhouse from the Simpsons, but if he was on Home Improvement
你长得像《辛普森一家》里的米尔豪斯（Milhouse），但如果他去演了《家居装修》（Home Improvement）估计就是你这造型。
35 赞2019/11/12
This is so specific but so accurate.
这评价也太特么精准了，简直绝了。
137 赞2019/11/12
Fuckin Alabama Harry Potter
简直是阿拉巴马版的哈利·波特。
128 赞2019/11/12
He was a skater boy, She said, "holy shit, son!" He was good enough for her
他是个滑板少年，
她说：“卧槽，孩子！”
他很合她胃口。
22 赞2019/11/12
As a girl, I agree with this comment.
身为一个女生，我完全赞同这条评论。
112 赞2019/11/12
Dude, I full on love this. It's just a happy kid riding a fake skateboard through a paper wall. That's awesome.
兄弟，我简直爱死这个了。就是一个快乐小孩骑着个假滑板撞破纸墙。太牛了。
15 赞2019/11/12
He just looks *so* fuckin happy with himself haha.
他看起来真的*特么*超满足的，哈哈哈。
80 赞2019/11/12
>In 1991, my Alabama school photo featured me bursting through a paper wall, on a skateboard with no back wheel, sporting ~~what some might call~~ a mullet.
>1991年，我阿拉巴马州学校拍的照片里，我正骑着个没后轮的滑板撞破纸墙，还留着——有些人可能会说——那种鲻鱼头。
59 赞2019/11/12
OH YEAH!
52 赞2019/11/12
Your mom/aunt did a great job on the outfit!
你妈/阿姨给你做的这身行头太绝了！
47 赞2019/11/12
My mom, and check my post history for another gem from her. She was very good at dressing 90s kids!
是我妈做的。你可以翻翻我的发帖记录，看看她的另一件杰作。她当年可是非常擅长给90后的孩子穿搭的！
50 赞2019/11/12
The very casual hands-on-the-hips pose in juxtaposition with the full-throttle action of a skateboard busting through the wall is art if I've ever seen it. This photo inspires me.
这种超随意的叉腰姿势，配上那块撞穿墙壁的滑板带来的那种满格冲击力，这绝对算得上是艺术，没跑了。这张照片真的太励志了。
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This is one of those rare photos that's perfect on both subs!
这绝对是那种在两个板块发都堪称完美的罕见照片！
40 赞2019/11/12
This is quintessential peak 90s. Look at the detail on the clothes. This is far from blunder years. Man, did we have things to live for then.
这简直就是 90 年代的巅峰精髓。看看衣服上的这些细节。这离“丢脸岁月”可远着呢。天呐，那时候我们真是有太多值得活下去的盼头了。
47 赞2019/11/12
This is actually the best picture I've ever seen, thank you.
这真的是我见过最棒的照片，谢谢你。
33 赞2019/11/12
Wtf how come the school pictures here in the Northeast aren't this cool
卧槽，为啥我们东北这边的学校照片就没这么酷？
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Before checking the sub I thought “wow that is the most picture I’ve ever seen” After seeing it’s I immediately changed my attitude to “ ya kno what, that is pretty fuckin cool”
在看清是哪个子版块之前，我心想：“哇，这绝对是我见过最‘尴尬旧照’（
但在发现这是“复古酷照”（
31 赞2019/11/12
I waffled between the two and decided to choose confidence over self-judgment. Thanks for joining me on the happy side!
我之前还在两者之间纠结来着，最后决定选择自信而不是自我审判。感谢你陪我一起站在了快乐这一边！
28 赞2019/11/12
Somewhere in a box I have this same photo of myself. Only the “girl” version, which didn’t get a cool skateboard. Was this every standard elementary school photographer stance or did you go to lauderdale county?
我在某个盒子里也存着一张一模一样的照片。只不过我是“女生”版的，而且没混到一块儿炫酷的滑板。
这是当时所有小学摄影师的标准拍照姿势，还是说你也去过劳德代尔县（Lauderdale County）？
25 赞2019/11/12
Florence. Guilty as charged. Did we know each other?
弗洛伦斯（Florence）。被你说中了。我们那时候认识吗？
17 赞2019/11/12
I’m betting we do.
我敢说肯定认识。
25 赞2019/11/12
Bort Simpson
巴特·辛普森（Bort Simpson）
25 赞2019/11/12
Sploosh.
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24 赞2019/11/12
please recreate this photo kthx
求求你重拍一下这张照片，谢啦么么哒。
22 赞2019/11/12
friggin ocean Pacific ovahere
这边可是他妈的太平洋呢。