美国最“毛”利坚(此处借用了 N.W.A. 的名曲《AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted》,并将 Woolen 与其中文字意巧妙结合)
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A stitch is a stitch
一针就是一针,针针到肉。
iamsheriff107 赞2019/3/8
These are all very good. Well done.
这些都做得非常棒。干得漂亮。
emptyheartfullmind145 赞2019/3/8
wool done*
羊毛干得漂亮*
TheRealRickC137194 赞2019/3/8
2 Live Crew Neck
2 Live Crew 领口
KimDaebak_7238 赞2019/3/8
Comin straight from synthetic ground..
哥们儿直接从人造地面走来的……
BrianThePainter18 赞2019/3/8
Young homie’s gettin cold, sweater came unwound.
小兄弟有点遭不住了,毛衣线头都崩了。
moldy_poncho93 赞2019/3/8
A stitch iz a stitch
缝一针是一针。
WrinklyScroteSack74 赞2019/3/8
Fuck the faux fleece*
操他妈的人造羊毛。
ArbyMelt20 赞2019/3/8
Bye, Fleece’ah!
再见啦,毛线球(Fleece’ah)!
soggyurethra25 赞2019/3/8
Easy-fleece
轻松搞定(Easy-fleece)。
Poopiepants29251 赞2019/3/8
From a gang called Knitters with attitudes..
来自一个叫“织男织女有态度”(Knitters with attitudes)的帮派……
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Careful with the hard R man...
说话注意点,别乱用那个带“R”的歧视性词汇(N-word)……
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Knittas with attitudes.
带着态度的“织男织女”(注:此处为对N.W.A.的戏仿调侃)。
virginialiberty106 赞2019/3/8
Props to the two of you with the sickest Eddie Winslow flat tops. Also, I wish I could have seen NWA live, I was born in 85 so I grew up with it but was aged out.
More like Harold Peners. Kansas Citians will know.
更像是 Harold Peners 风格。堪萨斯城的人都懂。
Justjoshin209169 赞2019/3/8
And strong turtle neck game! Good stuff!
而且这高领衫穿得很有范儿!太赞了!
shosure150 赞2019/3/8
Lol, that's like a staple winter look of the 90s. Go through any class photos and like half of the kids will be rocking the turtleneck beneath the sweater look. Also a sign you mom shops for you.
I hated turtlenecks. Nothing worse than the feeling of something tight against the front of my throat.
我以前超讨厌高领衫。没有什么比脖子前面被什么东西勒住的感觉更糟糕的了。
IDrinkGoodBourbonAMA55 赞2019/3/8
For real!! I was born in 88 and my mom was born in 65 so idk how many times I had to come to the conclusion that I fucking hate turtlenecks. Even when my mom was the homie and I trusted her for everything else. Had me thinking "maybe I was wrong about turtlenecks last time". Nope.
Can you recommend a bourbon that's not too pricey, but also says "eat shit, I'm better than you"?
能推荐一款波本威士忌吗?价格别太贵,但又能透着一股“去你大爷的,老子比你强”的那种劲儿。
IDrinkGoodBourbonAMA31 赞2019/3/8
Go basil Hayden. Eagle rare 10 is good too. Or eh Taylor. I could write an essay for the second two but that would be lost on anybody you're trying to tell to eat shit. The paper vest type thing on the bottle and the gold band around the bottle does the talking and the juice inside can still do the walking*
"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down."
-Mitch Hedberg
Fun fact. Ice T stole on somebody in the crowd and literally started a riot in the arena. It was at the Kemper in KC. Was anyone else there who remembers this?
long station encourage slap memory noxious divide rustic run busy
长站鼓励拍打记忆有害划分乡村跑忙(注:此条为随机单词堆砌,已按原样直译)。
Jackvishs44 赞2019/3/8
It’s been said Joanne that saying “cold” is no longer just in reference to the temperature. Our investigation gets deeper after sports.
Joanne,现在大家都在说,“冷”这个词指的已经不只是气温了。等体育板块播完,我们再深入调查。
sloaninator117 赞2019/3/8
I went to school in the ghetto, played football with a team comprised of almost all black dudes, dated a dark-skinned girl whose momma loved me and a daddy that thought I was undercover police and have tons of black friends, with most still speaking ghetto at times and every damn day it feels like they're throwing out new words I don't understand and have never heard before. Don't feel bad.
'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
这混球搞得我骨头都快散架了!在那儿折腾我……给我整紧了!
shosure32 赞2019/3/8
Lol, this reads like a good template for copy pasta. But also a product of the hood and still live not too far away and I also can't figure some of the new lingo when I hear school kids talking. Slang is like a living organism. Always growing and changing.
Honky mofo be messin my old lady? Fool gotta be running cold upside his head, nowamsayin?
有个白痴混蛋敢动老娘的女人?那傻缺脑袋里绝对是进冰碴子了,你懂我意思吧?
bikingbill21 赞2019/3/8
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
给我放尊重点,伙计!那蠢货要是敬酒不吃吃罚酒,那老子就不伺候了!
cheddarfire160 赞2019/3/8
Hey Fellow Kansas Citian! No, don’t remember that. But I saw this photo and thought “where the hell do these guys live they’d layer up for a concert? Kansas City In winter. That’s where
Clean as fuck. Nothing quite like the one time that those kicks are clean like they just got bought from the store.
干净得离谱。鞋子刚买回来那一刻的清爽劲儿,确实是什么都比不了的。
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OH_YES_RIGHT_THERE220 赞2019/3/8
Except my marriage!
除了我的婚姻!
theguru8679 赞2019/3/8
Oh yes right there!
噢对,就是那感觉!
bigmac2207724 赞2019/3/8
Look at negative Nancy over here ruining all this greatness
快看这位爱泼冷水的扫兴鬼,非要把这么棒的氛围给毁了。
ShepardFaireyy919 赞2019/3/8
Need more content like this on this sub
本版块确实需要更多这种高质量的内容。
IamAbc779 赞2019/3/8
Agreed. This is way better than seeing someone’s mom or dad for the 50th time just sitting in a chair
同意。这可比看那些坐在椅子上的大爷大妈的照片强多了,我都看了不下五十次了,真看腻了。
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milesdizzy119 赞2019/3/8
My mom looking her best in 1950 —posts a picture of Betty Boop
我妈 1950 年美出天际的照片
——配了一张贝蒂娃娃(Betty Boop)的照片
MrChinowski26 赞2019/3/8
Have you seen them sitting in the chair... on weed?!
你见过他们坐在椅子上……抽大麻时的样子吗?!
c3h8pro353 赞2019/3/8
Sweaters and perfect white sneakers, you can always tell classy gentleman.
毛衣配上干净利落的白球鞋,一眼就能看出是位优雅的绅士。
IslandSparkz87 赞2019/3/8
Late 80s-90s Fashion looked so awesome
80年代末到90年代的时尚看起来简直绝了。
klankthompson323 赞2019/3/8
That a wine cooler?
那是瓶果酒(wine cooler)吗?
iaintsaidshit756 赞2019/3/8
Look man. There was no shame in a wine cooler back then.
听着老兄。那时候喝这玩意儿可一点都不丢人。
manimhungry57 赞2019/3/8
No worries, OP. You can front and say its a Modelo.
没事的,楼主。你可以直接装模作样说是莫德罗(Modelo)啤酒。
ticklishchinballs70 赞2019/3/8
Nope. But the picture is a little grainy and you can’t tell if it was opened or just used to pose for a picture, then returned before mom or pops came in and beat your ass for stealing their alcohol.
Honest question, is everyone still alive? ​ I think one other guy I hung out with in 1989 is still alive.
讲真,大家伙儿都还活着吗?
我觉得我1989年那会儿常混在一起的哥们儿里,还有一个人活着。
iaintsaidshit662 赞2019/3/8
Thanks for the question! Yes! We are all still here. We are all 48 or 49 and doing well. We don't speak as much as i'd like but this thread really makes me want to get the band back together. Also, not really a band.
You're getting so much love here; you should really do it, if feasible.
大家真的都好爱你啊;如果条件允许,你一定要安排上。
meanmarine1045227 赞2019/3/8
Brother that's awesome. Stay in touch with them, time flies way to quickly.
兄弟,这也太牛了。多跟他们联系吧,时光飞逝得太快了。
Noodle_pantz207 赞2019/3/8
90’s rap fans knew how to dress with class. Damn kids these days with their mumbli’n and face tattoos...
90年代的说唱迷才叫穿得有格调。现在的臭小鬼只会嘟囔着乱哼,脸上还纹得乱七八糟的……
taco_eatin_mf155 赞2019/3/8
Get off my lawn
离老子的草坪远点!
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I was obsessed with rap and rappers in the 90s, and will always find them fly as fuck no matter how old I get. I can't get into the tattooed mumblers of present day, I've tried, but I just can't do it. I will always be a fresh fade and Timberlands type of girl.
You shoulda seen me for the CB4 straight outta Locash tour.
你要是见过我当年去追《CB4》“Straight Outta Locash”巡演时的样子就好了。
Hikesturbater44 赞2019/3/8
The NWA movie made rewatching CB4 that much better.
看了《冲出康普顿》(NWA电影)之后,再刷一遍《CB4》感觉简直爽翻了。
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I bet. I’ve gotta find Fear of a Black Hat too. I haven’t seen that in so long.
我敢肯定。我也得把《黑色礼帽的恐惧》(Fear of a Black Hat)找出来看看。我都好久没看那部片子了。
cheddarben110 赞2019/3/8
Was your posse on Broadway? That feels about the time.
你们那帮人当时是在百老汇吗?感觉差不多是那个时候的事。
iaintsaidshit73 赞2019/3/8
Yes. Yes we were.
对。没错,我们当时确实在那儿。
Garconanokin92 赞2019/3/8
3/5 are Straight Outta Cosby’s Closet
5分给3分,这简直是科斯比衣柜里直接翻出来的。
MarauderV850 赞2019/3/8
> 3/5
assholetoall82 赞2019/3/8
Would love to see a recreation of this photo that includes your grandkids.
真希望能看到你们重拍一张这样的照片,顺便把孙辈们也带上。
iaintsaidshit85 赞2019/3/8
I want to do this. We haven't hit 50 yet though so not a lot of grandkids, lol.
我也想搞一个。不过我们还没到50岁呢,所以还没几个孙辈,哈哈。
Jl_1574 赞2019/3/8
Which homie are you?
你是哪号人物?
iaintsaidshit111 赞2019/3/8
Adidas on the sleeve.
袖子上有阿迪达斯标志。
no_talent_ass_clown60 赞2019/3/8
Fresh.
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iaintsaidshit106 赞2019/3/8
You should have seen us at the RunDMC concert with no shoestrings in them.
你要是见过我们去看 RunDMC 演唱会时那副鞋上没鞋带的样儿,肯定会惊呆的。
Capnmolasses55 赞2019/3/8
New Jack *Casual*
新手*休闲风*
BrownBirdDiaries53 赞2019/3/8
Y'all beautiful.
你们太美了。
ironpony47 赞2019/3/8
In 1989 I was in a middle school that was at a guess 55% black kids, 20% asian/Vietnamese kids and 25% white kids. This is how all the cool black kids dressed there. That Adidas track suit wearing gent with the beverage would have looked right at home in my 8th grade history class. The sweater wearing friend leaning on him? That's how my 8th grade history teacher, a black man named Kevin Bacon, would have dressed. He was a great teacher - he loved to slide into the room right when the bell rang, Belting out MilliVanilli - "Blame it on the rain" at the top of his lungs. Everyone loved Mr. Bacon.
1989年的时候,我在读初中,学校里大概有55%的黑人小孩,20%的亚裔/越南裔小孩,还有25%的白人小孩。那时班里最酷的黑人小孩都是这么穿的。那个穿着阿迪达斯运动套装、手里拿杯饮料的哥们,往我八年级的历史课教室里一坐,绝对毫无违和感。至于那个靠在他身上、穿毛衣的朋友?那打扮跟我八年级历史老师一模一样,他是个黑人,叫凯文·培根(Kevin Bacon)。他是个很棒的老师,他特别喜欢在上课铃响的那一刻滑进教室,然后扯着嗓子大唱米利瓦尼利(Milli Vanilli)的《都怪那场雨》(Blame it on the rain)。大家都超爱培根老师。
dissenter_the_dragon44 赞2019/3/8
I remember the Fadeies, before everybody did the sensible thing and started dreading up in the late 90s.
A couple years ago, at least here in Atlanta, young dudes started bringing it back. I was impressed. When It's sharp? Mannnn. That upkeep is serious though.
We're good! One regional manager. One high ranking police detective. One Wedding Photographer. One Construction Worker. One Hospital Campus Cop. We rarely see each other these days though.