我爸爸和我。1984年 vs 2018年。奇琴伊察。

State troopers

As a fireman....this is a seriously underrated comment. I have at least 4 guys on my shift (different stations)that have this exact look. We call them all Lieutenant Dangle.....

Are you guys available for, uh, parties?

Did you grow that moustache just for the picture, or did you have it anyways?

Are you sure that's your dad? I don't see the resemblance.

We apologise again for the fault in the lawn. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

+2 Culture and +1 Production to all Rainforest tiles for this city.

Chicken Itza Gardeners sounded like a sports team to me at first and I thought you were referencing a game in 1984. It's gonna be a long year...

They hired skydeners instead. You can see how the sky has become much bluer.

The temple actually looks better for some reason, though. What is this anomaly?

It didn’t help when the Red Court was eradicated.

Chichen Itza is so touristy, I don't blame the grass for giving up.

This is the pyramid where you can clap at the base to make a bird’s noise, right? Read about that a couple days ago and kinda wanna hear it in person

Should have sacrificed another to save his thighs.

And a few more leg days in the gym.

The difference between generational intramural sports of rugby... and frisbee golf.

Tbf his father is clearly more muscular. More fat, but also more muscle.

Me too and I thought "man, he does look younger!" I'm not very smart.

Asking the real questions. OP must have some monster sized hands ​

Weird question: isn't "prophecy foretold" like a tautology or something like that? Those words don't mean the same thing? I'm not saying it's wrong but the sentence seems off somehow. I know I should've just said "include me in the screenshot", but I'm not a native speaker and I'm genuinely curious.

I’m surprised it’s not a Starbucks by now

It’s still there, but visitors are not allowed on any of the structures any more. Corrosion is taking a toll on the grounds. During the summer solstice, a shadow is casted on the rails in the form of a serpent. Also there’s a death pit with skeletal remains still inside! I went there in 2012

no sticc-shaming pls

for real, daddy is dumb thicc

Don’t encourage that.

OP's right forearm looks oddly large compared to the rest of his body

Even the hair in the arms, copycat

I was gonna say why does OP absolutely dwarf that fuckin can.

You are correct! He was standing on a smaller temple— The Venus Platform to be exact— that people are no longer permitted to climb on. I encountered roped off areas throughout the entire trip that were open when he was there.

Probably another set of stairs that you can't see from the angle on the newer pic.

I was there the year before they stopped allowing people to climb it. I was probably about 13 at the time? I could definitely see why they would stop it. When I climbed it I remember the steps were half the size of a normal modern step, and were as smooth as glass. I clung to the rope that was tied to the middle of the steps and had to go up on all for limbs. I was scared to death but proud I made it to top. Then of course when I looked out from the top I realized there were a few locals exercising on the steps. A couple of guys were walking up and chatting, while another was jogging up them like someone running up stadium steps. I climbed down sitting on my butt and inching my way down each step. All while counting down the number of steps (~110). I didnt feel comfortable until I was around step 10. And I dont even consider myself a person who is afraid of heights. I didn't feel so special after that. Tldr; I was there a year before they closed the steps. By the time I climbed them, the steps were half the width most steps today are, and the constant foot traffic made them extremely smooth and slippery. It was scary.

They stopped allowing people to climb it in 2006 I believe.