The Undertaker and his grandma - 1990s
The Undertaker and his grandma - 1990s
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shittymorph10,125 赞2018/9/21
That house looks very comfortable.
ChadMcRad3,553 赞2018/9/21
scarce racial tap fact zonked encouraging squeal run start nutty
BoxNumberGavin11,036 赞2018/9/21
I didn't even realise who it was until you pointed out the lack of bamboozle. He is playing 4D chess off the top of hell in the cell.
incredible_paulk375 赞2018/9/21
Skipped right on by and had to scroll back up after reading these comments. Safe to say we got shittymorphed again without any morphing. Weird feeling.
redpilled_brit483 赞2018/9/21
It's the most bamboozling I've read since 1998
bad_at_hearthstone284 赞2018/9/21
Especially how The Undertaker threw Mankind off something
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And plummeted sixteen feet hitting something
PandorasShitBoxx80 赞2018/9/21
inb4 some random unnamed guy I keep seeing does a copypasta
chetoos0860 赞2018/9/21
You mean the guy who literally started this comment thread?
Razhagal55 赞2018/9/21
No the other guy
Victernus19 赞2018/9/21
ಠ_ಠ
lucrativetoiletsale18 赞2018/9/21
__vargas__?
markymrk72024 赞2018/9/21
It’s still real to me dammit!
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juicyjerry30046 赞2018/9/21
A table dammit
1iWolfy20 赞2018/9/21
A table beside a cage?
DangleMcSaucebury924 赞2018/9/21
Goddammit I was ready this time!
Rithe452 赞2018/9/21
He managed to bamboozle us with the infamous double bamboozle. Truly a legend
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*“got me again...wait a minute”*
SpringtimeForGermany15 赞2018/9/21
Gene Parmesan?
Infra-Oh269 赞2018/9/21
Haha I clicked into the comments section going "alright where the fuck is he"
RikenVorkovin85 赞2018/9/21
Right? That's why I showed up too!
liveontimemitnoevil28 赞2018/9/21
*"You've activated my trash card!"* -
TimeIsPower29 赞2018/9/21
I think that's what most of us did.
colorcorrection16 赞2018/9/21
Can confirm, came in with my bamboozle insurance papers clutched firmly in my hand.
incredible_paulk15 赞2018/9/21
And if you're honest, probably blew right past it like me. Lack of at least a paragraph got me.
NotoriousJDP371 赞2018/9/21
Maaan, the time I finally caught the name before the comment...
Paffmassa43 赞2018/9/21
I think everyone came here looking for it.
gliggett1,238 赞2018/9/21
funeral homes usually are
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By gawd!
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ShoryukenFTW89 赞2018/9/21
Spoilers for a 20 year old wrestling storyline: Undertaker was the one who set the funeral house + parents on fire and then pinned it on baby Kane.
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DarthNightsWatch35 赞2018/9/21
WWE is american anime and I have no problem accepting that
pm_me_your_nude_bbws16 赞2018/9/21
I can honestly see the undertaker standing up after a choke slam and laughing at Kane and saying,” fool, you think I’m beaten, you haven’t even seen my true form,” then he powers up and becomes cult leader undertaker. Kane just rip of his mask and throws it down he becomes more powerful after.
hopscotchking34 赞2018/9/21
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF.
none4gretch156 赞2018/9/21
You know I was just thinking the other day that I hadn't come across one of your comments in a while, and this is the one I see?? Perfect. Hope you're doing good, friendo
jerrygergichsmith79 赞2018/9/21
His Jack Black one the other day was amazing
pushing_past_the_red35 赞2018/9/21
I like to go and visit his comments to see the ones i miss from time to time. The last few have been some of my favorite.
Lildyo21 赞2018/9/21
lately I have gotten to threads like an hour after the mods delete his comment, so all I can see are all the replies. Kind of sucks how some mods take their job too seriously :/
Jazzanthipus25 赞2018/9/21
What sub’s mods delete his comments? Coming across one and falling for it is honestly some of the most fun I have on Reddit.
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He went on a nice run last weekend prior to the Hell in a Cell ppv
domiSTL176 赞2018/9/21
Control+F shittymorph on this one and he goes for the reverse bamboozle. Legend.
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Ctrl+F? Let the bamboozle come naturally
Funkybag100 赞2018/9/21
Literally clicked this post just to search for a shittymorph comment
redteamgone39 赞2018/9/21
We all did. We all did...
ci2342262 赞2018/9/21
I think it's because of the photo portraits in the background. You know her kids/grandkids would always give her pictures of family and she would pick out the best to display on the wall. The rest we're well sorted in albums by event, each book chroniclling important mile stones though our lives. It is basically Facebook timeline before Facebook. Every guest was introduced to this timeline of events to create small conversation and introduce family to outsiders. It wasn't broadcasted to the world like Instagram or Twitter, but was often the world to whoever owned that album and accumulated that collection. The embarrassing stories have the best pictures because you know multiple people took that Kodak moment, especially of it was planned. This picture reminds me of my grandmas set up at her house when I was a kid (it was more of a picture shelf actually). It's usually grandmas that has the most pictures up. It was set up right in the living room when you first walk into the house next to the entrance and very prominent for introducing guests to. Usually a starting family has a family photo, but not much else, but grandmas had a whole trailer to show, not just a poster. You never know when a picture will resurface again, even though you will probably have forgotten about it. When coming across it again after a long time though, some memories will rush back (I still remember the Chong ama with an @ex of his in his mod 20s). I hope the undertaker sees this photo and remembers it, down to the food his grandma stuffed him with that night.
GOATSQUIRTS124 赞2018/9/21
It's ok to read this guys, no hell in the cell
nburns182524 赞2018/9/21
Your username gives me a visceral kind of disgust, lol
serifmasterrace66 赞2018/9/21
5 words...really? A man of your talents?
zbeezle34 赞2018/9/21
"Brevity is the soul of wit."
BoxNumberGavin118 赞2018/9/21
Brevity, wit's soul.
Symphonic733 赞2018/9/21
Hey man hope you're doing well, have a good day.
7,665 赞2018/9/21
It’s not just a phase grandma!
4,791 赞2018/9/21
*"That's my Mark, always choke slamming people"*
1,996 赞2018/9/21
He kept every birthday card with $5 in it she sent every birthday. Tacked them to the wall. The took down all the tacks and drove them into Mankind.
780 赞2018/9/21
He then cashed all those checks, causing her account to overdraft. She's on a limited income!
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Sub.....scribed!
75 赞2018/9/21
Uncle Leo!
47 赞2018/9/21
Jerry, HELLO!
22 赞2018/9/21
What? I confused I’m an old man
47 赞2018/9/21
I actually got in trouble for something similar when I was 17.... I worked at a pizza restaurant, delivering pizza and just lived off my tips... I had like 5 or 6 checks laying around on my dresser and I decided to go cash them all at once.... My boss wasnt too pleased lol.... My thought process at the time was "Well you wrote the checks, the money should be in there, so I dont see the problem..." which I do now but I knew if I cashed it I would spend it, that was my way of saving money at the time lol.
60 赞2018/9/21
> My boss wasnt too pleased lol.... My thought process at the time was "Well you wrote me all the checks, so all the money should be in there, so I dont see the problem..." which I do now He should have had sufficient funds in his account to pay your salary. He's to blame, not you.
31 赞2018/9/21
Yeah, that means he probably saw someone didn’t cash their checks and mentally went “oh someone lost a check, if no one says anything I can spend that money elsewhere.”
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60 赞2018/9/21
Chemical bank?... it’s gone!... IT BURNED!
66 赞2018/9/21
What you wanna do is go down to 49th street, that's
the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr. Fleming. He'll help you.
19 赞2018/9/21
STOP THE SHOW!
209 赞2018/9/21
My grandma wrote me a check for a birthday and I forgot to cash it. She passed away. I found it years later and now that check for $10 is priceless because i have my grandma's handwritten signature on it.
61 赞2018/9/21
Similar story here. I've got a check in my wallet that my grandfather wrote me in October of 2001. He died in November. At 17 years old, the check has seen better days, so I think I'll laminate it or something to keep it from degrading further.
32 赞2018/9/21
Laminate, which often fuses with the document during the heating process, tends to degrade and began rolling up on itself. Eventually, aging laminate will take whatever it's protecting with it. Encapsulation between myla sheets is best practice for preserving these types of paper materials. At our archive, we've been given plenty of laminated maps by well-meaning people that have lost a lot of usefulness because of the damage done by lamination. Like someone else mentioned, framing it behind UV glass is also a great approach.
22 赞2018/9/21
!remindme 3 days Now you have a reasonable time to get it done, but less procrastination.
104 赞2018/9/21
I'll bet if you take it to a bank they won't say it's priceless. They'll probably say it's worth $10
95 赞2018/9/21
yeah but they're stupidheads
32 赞2018/9/21
You tell ‘em pal
49 赞2018/9/21
Actually, they'll probably say it's ~~priceless~~ worthless because if she's been dead for years, that account is likely no longer in existence.
16 赞2018/9/21
Teller: The lady is deceased? And her account is closed? That signature is not even worth the paper it is printed on.
23 赞2018/9/21
so: Priceless, then?
16 赞2018/9/21
Ahem, akshually, it was Mankind that pulled out the bag if thumbtacks in Hell in a Cell. They just kind of backfired on him.
269 赞2018/9/21
I have to go throw Mankind of the Hell in the Cell. Nonsense, you'll stay for supper. But nana... YOU'LL STAY FOR SUPPER! Yes nana. And comb your hair, you look like one of those shoeless beatniks. Your Grandfather would be ashamed.
40 赞2018/9/21
I'm just imagining this interaction between The Dead Man and his little yiddish grandmother.
62 赞2018/9/21
Wasn’t until 8 years later that he was finally able to fulfill that dream.
37 赞2018/9/21
Can anyone ID the other wrestler in the shot based on his shorts, or is that just a person?
76 赞2018/9/21
disarm flowery quarrelsome fear jobless puzzled vegetable zephyr rob growth
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80 赞2018/9/21
*-The Undertaker, during his American Badass phase*
78 赞2018/9/21
"I know dear, but remember to lift them by their cheek bones & not crush their wind pipe like I taught you, and don't lift until you're sure they have a solid grip on your forearm to keep themselves safe."
18 赞2018/9/21
*REST* *IN* *PEACE* *GRANDMA*
7,315 赞2018/9/21
"Mark, I found the most wonderful black sweater at the flea market that I thought you could use for one of your costume shows. Are you still doing those?" "Yes, Grandma."
2,340 赞2018/9/21
> on of your costume shows. Why are you so good at writing terrible things?
442 赞2018/9/21
OPs identity? Grandbert Motherstein
156 赞2018/9/21
Grandbear Motherstain*
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38 赞2018/9/21
Ha, reminds me of when my friend lost his shit when I misread the book he was reading as 'The Elfsteins of Shanarra' instead of Elfstones.
86 赞2018/9/21
This is so adorable I cant stand it.
1,440 赞2018/9/21
He is all dark and gloomy and she is bright and illuminating
387 赞2018/9/21
She’s all smiles in this picture but the look in his eyes says he’s about to give her his signature tombstone piledriver.
204 赞2018/9/21
Bah god, King, that's his family!
72 赞2018/9/21
I mean he burned his parents to death, and he attempted to do tge same to hid brother, so i don't think the grandma is off limits
41 赞2018/9/21
I thought Kane burned the house down?
49 赞2018/9/21
#FAKENEWS BRO, GET THE REAL SCOOP
921 赞2018/9/21
He probably just got finished eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream. Before that was a typical American Thanksgiving meal.
252 赞2018/9/21
Well, no one ever accused him of being an unpatriotic Undertaker. I remember one of the survivor series he came out with an old American flag.
188 赞2018/9/21
I mean he *was* the American Badass. That's as patriotic as it gets.
99 赞2018/9/21
He even listens to the most American band, Limp Bizkit.
59 赞2018/9/21
Wasn't it Kid Rock that did the entrance music? Haha. Kid rock. Bawittabaaawdebangdebangdiggydiggy
41 赞2018/9/21
He used Kid Rock’s American Badass when he debuted his new character, but it was changed to Rollin not long after.
64 赞2018/9/21
He fuckin hated that jacket too. Bruce Prichard said he reluctantly agreed to wear it for the one night, but Vince McMahon loved the look. After Survivor Series he took it home and let his dogs destroy it and shit all over it so he would never have to wear it again. Vince wasn't too pleased.
72 赞2018/9/21
Two year ago my wife's friend invited us to her grandmas house for Christmas in walsh colorado, middle of nowhere. Baked ham and apple pie with vanilla for dessert was what we ate. I'm Mexican and that moment was the most American I've felt, even more than getting my green card, watching 4th of July fireworks, or shooting guns.
31 赞2018/9/21
This guy Muricas.
715 赞2018/9/21
is watching his children blossom in these comments.
176 赞2018/9/21
No way he is touching this one. He wouldn't catch anyone.
115 赞2018/9/21
he did. it was just "that house looks very comfortable." and nothing more
35 赞2018/9/21
What s thing to say
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193 赞2018/9/21
Too late. He's already done this one.
86 赞2018/9/21
Goddammit I was ready this time!
31 赞2018/9/21
Fuuuuck I’m searching the comments looking for that dude
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Second from the top
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You probably didn’t read a whole comment written by them. They start giving what appear to be real facts/stories based on the comment they’re responding too, then they get you at the end. They’re tricky, read a full comment.
454 赞2018/9/21
All time favorite wrestler
355 赞2018/9/21
Yeah, that time she threw Mankind's Grandma through a table at the nursing home will live on in infamy
45 赞2018/9/21
Bah, God a’llmighty! She had a family!
27 赞2018/9/21
As God as my witness that grandma is broken in half
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I'm with you. That whole Macho Man and Elizabeth with Hulk Hogan and Scary Sherry story line back then was just fascinating as a kid. Ultimate Warrior being a maniac running out to the ring always pumped me up as well. The Bushwackers, The Rockers, Demolition, some great tag teams as well
34 赞2018/9/21
He was always my number 2. Stone Cold is the GOAT.
298 赞2018/9/21
He was born before WWE... She was born before WW1
77 赞2018/9/21
And I was born before WW3
36 赞2018/9/21
Born to meme
278 赞2018/9/21
He was known as the caretaker at that time
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I mean he was very nice in big ways, with charities and hospital visits, but part of that's a performance for a celebrity. To give way to a camera operator instinctively to me says he values himself as equal to you, he's respectful and grounded. A good chap out of the ring, and a very bad man in it.
68 赞2018/9/21
Yea there’s a lot of stories on YouTube from other wrestlers and they almost all seem to unanimously agree that Undertaker was super nice and very well regarded by everyone, which was rare in early wrestling when everyone was a complete twat
26 赞2018/9/21
I recall that he was often regarded to be 'the judge' when it came to informally settling disputes between wrestlers on the circuit; he was respected, even-handed, and fair.
19 赞2018/9/21
To be fair most of his judgements involved the younger guy buying him Jack Daniels.
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And roll her eyes back in her head for dramatic effect!
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Get out.... 😭😭😭
166 赞2018/9/21
Bah God, that man *does* have a family
155 赞2018/9/21
I met this dude in Austin a few years ago when I was working at a sporting goods store. Was a positive and chill interaction, I certainly consider him cool in the old school.
45 赞2018/9/21
It's kind of funny how much respect and new fans famous people get just for not being dicks in public. I remember my brother use to work at a sporting goods store in Lexington, KY and he was adjusting the entrance mat and Steve Zahn hit him with the door. He apologized profusely and was really kind to my brother and my brother has been a big fan of his ever since and watched a bunch of movies and TV shows he otherwise wouldn't of given a second glance to.
26 赞2018/9/21
I've heard he's a pretty nice guy. My dad was actually coworkers with him at a minimum wage job, years before he became Undertaker(a couple months after dad got to party with Rick Flair and Andre the Giant, ironically enough). Says he was a pretty chill dude, and that he wouldn't mind hanging out with the guy again.
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I like to believe that he just casually dresses like this. Like Sheila on GLOW, it’s not a costume for him.
36 赞2018/9/21
He doesn't. He looks really weird in normal clothes.
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And he only has one dress shirt
19 赞2018/9/21
I doubt that. I'm sure he has lots of church clothes in his closet. He's a baptist (I think) deacon in the church he grew up in. That may be my favorite fact about anyone, ever.
77 赞2018/9/21
Mankind looks a lot shorter without his costume on.
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Grandma's love is still there, no matter how dark and brooding he appears.
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That’s what I took from this picture. Very wholesome.
55 赞2018/9/21
Did all grandmother's houses look like this in the 90s? I'm pretty sure my grandmother's house looked exactly the same.
26 赞2018/9/21
Found the Undertaker. Or possibly Kane. If so, good evening, your honour!
52 赞2018/9/21
Is it just me, or is there a small difference in their height?
43 赞2018/9/21
If only someone was holding a banana. It would be easier to tell.
46 赞2018/9/21
I wish the Undertake would donate inches of his height so that I could become 6'3''. He can afford it.
103 赞2018/9/21
Fun story: I went to a live show with a buddy of mine in High School . I'm a 5'4" girl, My friend is 6'10" barefoot and was wearing boots. The Undertaker has his match and is walking back up and we catch his eye ( my barbie pink sweater may have helped) . He walks up to my friend (who regardless of his beard was barely 16), eyes him eye-to-eye and stares. Of Course the crowd thinks my friend is a plant and goes wild! Taker then smiles for just a second and winks and walks off. Super cool situation!
25 赞2018/9/21
What a great memory you and your friend shared, with the undertaker. I'm glad the both of you have that, sounds awesome.
37 赞2018/9/21
I was working backstage at the local arena in my town when Smackdown came through in the mid ‘00s. The show was running late and we were breaking down and packing up anything not on camera so the truck could leave on time to get to the next town. I got sent up to the stage, just behind the curtain to grab a box and bring it to the loading bay. Suddenly, I see a hand reach through and grab the curtain at eye level. I’m 6’4. The curtain is drawn back and I’m now nose to nipple with the largest, scariest human being I’ve ever seen in person. The undertaker was dripping sweat, visibly tired, and still wearing the menacing deadman stare of his character. I wasn’t overawed by celebrity. I felt the primal need to leave, right then. I’m sure he’s a nice enough guy in his personal life, but in that moment I understood why they call him a monster. It’s not hype, it’s just the most accurate word for his character.
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Dude takes his job seriously. He’s from a time where you don’t break Kayfabe. Period. I think he came close a few times, like when he dropped Mankind about 16 feet down into the ring through a steel cage. He legit thought Mick Foley died and he didn’t break kayfabe.
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Mark comes into my wifes and my gun store in Austin quite a bit. He is incredibly kind and approachable.
29 赞2018/9/21
*OMG IS IT TIME!?!?!? - oh, I see, it's just you Edward...*
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Fun fact: She is actually 6’3”
27 赞2018/9/21
I once saw this man and Shawn Michaels walking side by side in suits, just two guys walking. They were far away, and as they got closer they just kept getting bigger and I swear it felt unreal. I was looking out my front window so no, I didn't get close up, but I didnt watch wrestling and had no idea why two well dressed gigantic Titans were walking by my house. Bit of an Armegeddon feel, actually. ;)
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This is the most wholesome thing I've seen all day 🙂