1951年，一名德克萨斯州男子庆祝旱灾结束。
1951年，德克萨斯州，一名男子正在庆祝干旱的结束。
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vaginalsecretion6910,527 赞2018/6/16
He's only 12 in this picture that's how bad the drought was
这张照片里他才12岁，那会儿的旱灾简直惨绝人寰。
drteq2,342 赞2018/6/16
One day they will add gilding to mobile
总有一天他们会把打赏金币功能加到手机端上的。
DeliriousRenegade1,677 赞2018/6/16
Redditisfun app allows you to "Give Gold"....
Redditisfun 这个 App 倒是允许你“赠送金币”（Give Gold）的……
Speedstormer123337 赞2018/6/16
I'd give you gold via redditisfun if I wasn't broke
要是我没穷到吃土的话，我绝对用 redditisfun 给你赏个金币。
lorenzob2_3241 赞2018/6/16
Im somewhat new to reddit, how much does it cost to give someone gold?
我刚玩 Reddit 没多久，请问给别人赏个金币要花多少钱啊？
HanajiJager615 赞2018/6/16
$3.99
GenghisKhanWayne281 赞2018/6/16
Thanks for an actual answer.
谢谢你给了个正经的答复。
HanajiJager132 赞2018/6/16
Someone has to
总得有人要做。
Ev0lt470 赞2018/6/16
In the midst of the shitposts, you're doing god's work.
在这一堆烂活里，你简直是在做慈善。
TacoDoc33 赞2018/6/16
You’re welcome
不客气。
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wait
incompletedev27 赞2018/6/16
Is it tradeable (can you use gold someone's given you to gild another comment)? Also, why would someone pay for gold? Sorry if silly questions, I've browsed reddit for a while and never seen it explained.
这玩意儿能交易吗（就是说别人给你的金币，你能拿去给别人的评论镀金吗）？还有，为什么会有人愿意花钱买金币啊？问的问题比较蠢的话见谅，我逛 Reddit 也有一阵子了，但从来没见过有人解释过这东西。
levitikush55 赞2018/6/16
Gilding a comment is like paying somebody that's playing guitar on the street. They didn't ask for it, but they're just so good damn good that you feel bad not giving them money.
给评论镀金就像给街头弹吉他的人打赏一样。他们没管你要钱，但他们弹得实在太他妈好了，你要是不给点钱都觉得心里过意不去。
cockadoodledoobie16 赞2018/6/16
It's like DLC for reddit. Adds absolutely no functionality to your experience but it looks nice.
这玩意儿就像 Reddit 的 DLC（下载内容）。对你的使用体验没有任何实际功能上的提升，纯粹就是图个好看。
CoyoteTheFatal24 赞2018/6/16
No it’s not tradeable (unless they changed things and I never found out). Someone pays to gild (i.e. to give gold to) a comment to show their appreciation for the comment. When an account has been given gold, they get some extra perks that other non-gilded accounts don’t get (not sure exactly all of the perks but IIRC there’s being able to subscribe to highlighting new comments, themes I think - I’m not sure, I bet you can find a list somewhere or someone else can provide a better list). As well as providing the account with the gold perks, the money you pay to give gold goes to paying for Reddit’s servers. I don’t remember the numbers but each gilding pays for some amount of hours of server-time. So basically it’s supporting the website that many of us use so often.
不，它是不可交易的（除非他们改了规则但我没发现）。有人花钱给评论“镀金”（也就是打赏金币），以表达对该评论的赞赏。当一个账号被赋予了金币，他们就能享受到其他普通账号没有的额外福利（我不确定所有福利的具体内容，但如果我没记错的话，包括能订阅 Reddit 的服务器费用。具体数字我不记得了，但每一次镀金都能支付一定时长的服务器运行成本。所以说，这基本上就是在支持我们很多人经常使用的这个网站。
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ONLY 399???
只要 399？？？
tjrou0928 赞2018/6/16
But can you do this?
但你能做到这个吗？
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Really outta be tree fiddy
真的应该只要三块五（tree fiddy）才对。
pmMEyourBuns45 赞2018/6/16
10k of your comment karma
你这一万点评论积分。
Chispy28 赞2018/6/16
Damn it that's years of work
妈的，那可是我好几年的心血啊。
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5 sheckles
5 谢克尔
Nykieness_tx20 赞2018/6/16
25 Schmeckles
25 施梅克尔
SellingWife15gp24 赞2018/6/16
You mean Reddits own app is so shit that they didn’t include the functionality to get free money?
你是说 Reddit 自家的 App 烂到连搞点免费钱的功能都没加进去？
OKNOWYOENNEH722 赞2018/6/16
Only good joke I've seen on reddit since I started looking at it five years ago
这真是我玩 Reddit 五年来见过的唯一一个好笑的段子。
randomawesome412 赞2018/6/16
You’ve only been on reddit for 2 weeks, that’s how bad the jokes are.
你才玩 Reddit 两周吧，这笑话烂到这种地步了。
free_airfreshener81 赞2018/6/16
I'm pretty sure this is his only Reddit account
我敢肯定这绝对是他唯一的 Reddit 账号。
braintrustinc66 赞2018/6/16
Yeah the one they gave him with his social security card when he was born
对，就是他出生时随社保卡一起发给他的那个。
whynotwarp1023 赞2018/6/16
I was naturalized. Mine was assigned to me after I took the oath.
我是入籍的。我的社保号是我宣誓完之后才分配给我的。
_caitsith28 赞2018/6/16
Man celebrating end of drought in 2018 Reddit.
哥们儿在 2018 年 Reddit 上庆祝旱灾结束（的帖子）。
AlexDeLarge6996 赞2018/6/16
Fucking perfect joke. Balance of simple, absurd, yet plausible all at the same time.
这笑话简直绝了。既简单荒诞，又合情合理，这平衡感拿捏得死死的。
GenericUsername01767 赞2018/6/16
Plausible?
合情合理？
AndoMacster29 赞2018/6/16
Lmao
GALAXIE140430 赞2018/6/16
by plausible he meant "i'm high as fuck"
他说的“合情合理”意思是“老子爽翻天了”。
EveGiggle29 赞2018/6/16
possibly the best comment ever?
这可能是史上最牛的评论了吧？
3,778 赞2018/6/16
You ever wonder if your picture will be taken then years and years after you're dead it'll be seen by thousands of people for almost no specific reason? I think about that a lot when I'm on this sub
你有没有想过，某天你被人拍了张照，结果等你死了几十年后，成千上万的人会毫无缘由地看着这张照片？逛这个版块的时候我经常这么想。
2,456 赞2018/6/16
Pictures like this are always existential crisis fuel. I was looking at this photo and thinking about how worried he was about the drought and how happy he was about the rain, how important all of this was to him, and now he’s gone forever, everything that seemed important to him has disappeared in time and none of that really mattered. All that is left of him is this photograph that captured his moment of happiness that strangers are looking at decades after his death before moving on with their lives and forgetting about it almost instantly. Fuck me, why do you have to do this to me Reddit?
这种照片简直就是存在主义危机的燃料。我看着这张照片就在想，他当时有多担心干旱，又有多为下雨感到高兴，这一切对他来说有多重要；可现在他已经永远不在了，所有他觉得重要的东西都随着时间消散了，那些东西其实根本不重要。他留下的只有这张照片，记录了他那一刻的快乐，而陌生人在他死后几十年看着它，转头就继续过自己的日子，转眼就把它给忘了。
操，Reddit，你为什么要这么对我？
750 赞2018/6/16
Yeah. I hope mines me petting a dog or something. Maybe petting two dogs.
是啊。我希望到时候我能摸摸狗什么的。说不定还能同时摸两只。
258 赞2018/6/16
That's the dream
那简直是梦中情景。
126 赞2018/6/16
Wait a minute. Hear me out, what about... three dogs? Imagine even four!
等等。听我说完，那要是……三只狗呢？甚至想象一下四只！
117 赞2018/6/16
Let's not get crazy.
咱先别上头。
71 赞2018/6/16
Seriously, let’s all calm down.
说真的，大家都冷静点。
69 赞2018/6/16
What about five dogs...petting you..
那要是五条狗……围着你蹭呢……
41 赞2018/6/16
Like a reverse petting zoo?
就像个反向的宠物动物园？
31 赞2018/6/16
You pet the animals, the animals pet you back
你摸摸动物，动物也摸摸你。
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41 赞2018/6/16
That's so beautiful, Twathammer32
这也太美好了吧，Twathammer32。
18 赞2018/6/16
I’ve definitely never heard anything that nice from TwatHammers 1-31
说真的，我绝对没从那帮“混蛋玩意儿”1-31号嘴里听过哪怕一句好话。
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50 赞2018/6/16
The butterfly effect.. aka the reason I can never make a decision. Someone might DIE!
蝴蝶效应……也就是为什么我永远做不了决定的原因。要是有人因此挂了咋办！
35 赞2018/6/16
But someone also might LIVE! 😉
但也说不定会有人因此活下来呢！😉
36 赞2018/6/16
Truth, I saved someone's life many years ago. I was walking in DC and saw a man having a heart attack. I caught him before he fell on the marble block outside the Starbucks in Dupont Circle. I called 911 and began cpr. He lived. I know he worked for the DOE, but don't know his name.
说真的，好多年前我救过一条人命。当时我在华盛顿特区走路，看到一个人心脏病发作。在杜邦环岛星巴克外面的大理石砖块上，我赶在他倒下之前接住了他。我打了 911 并开始做心肺复苏。他活下来了。我知道他在能源部工作，但不知道他叫什么。
81 赞2018/6/16
I think about that sort of thing as well. Another crazy one to think about is, for example, time. The only thing different between where I'm sitting now and me sitting here years ago is time. I'm in the same house, same room, doing similar things but so much has changed and distance isn't a factor. When I visit my mom's house, a lot of things are the same as when I lived at home with her except things are different now. So much has happened in all those years but in a way it still feels the same. The only difference is just time - something that we can measure but still don't quite understand. Anyway, am I high now? I feel high.
我也经常琢磨这类事儿。另一个挺烧脑的想法是，比如时间。我现在坐在这儿和我多年前坐在这儿，唯一的区别就是时间。我还是在同一栋房子、同一个房间，做着差不多的事，但一切都已经变了这么多，距离根本不是因素。当我回我妈家时，很多东西和我以前跟她住的时候一模一样，但情况又完全不同了。这些年来发生了这么多事，但从某种程度上看，感觉又还是老样子。唯一的不同就是时间——这东西我们虽然能量化，但依然没法完全搞懂。
总之，我是不是嗨大了？我觉得我飘了。
16 赞2018/6/16
Get high. You may be in the same room of the same house, but you are certainly not in the same place. Insomuch as; Earth rotating, and rotating around the sun, and the solar system rotating around the Galaxy, an universal expansion, etc..
接着嗨吧。你可能是在同一栋房子的同一个房间里，但你绝对不在同一个位置上。毕竟：地球在自转，还在绕着太阳公转，太阳系还在绕着银河系转，再加上宇宙膨胀什么的……
37 赞2018/6/16
Once you put aside the ego part of you that insists anything about you matters, at all, life is so much easier and happier. Is anyone going to remember me in a thousand years? Fuck no! Who gives a shit? Right now I’m spending my Friday night working on a hand made knife in my yard with a cold beer, my brother, and my dog playing in the sprinklers. I’m just enjoying my right now for right now. Some day I’m gonna die. I intend to fill the intervening time with as many of these moments that I enjoy as I possibly can. Fuck everything else.
当你放下那个非要觉得“自己很重要”的自负心，你会发现生活真的轻松快乐多了。
一千年后还有人会记得我吗？操，当然不会！
谁在乎啊？我现在正跟兄弟在院子里打磨一把手工刀，喝着冰啤酒，看着狗在洒水器里玩。我只想享受当下的这一刻，哪怕只有现在。
总有一天我会死。在那之前，我打算尽可能多地塞进这些我享受的瞬间。至于其他的，管他去死。
33 赞2018/6/16
I watch The Twilight Zone regularly and this consistently fucks me up. The majority of my favorite characters are dead now, or close to dead. Some of the most attractive women I've seen in my life were on that show, and most of them hit menopause around the time I was born. The only ones with any life left were the youngest of the children on the cast, and most of their life's passed by before mine even started. It makes it hurt even more that the show is so timeless. The stories they tell and the humanity it represents have outlived the actors and actresses who played the roles. I can't even pretend it was some far away time that I have no attachment to.
我经常看《阴阳魔界》，这剧总能让我心态崩了。我最喜欢的角色大部分都已经去世了，或者快不行了。我这辈子见过最迷人的女演员有些就在那部剧里，而她们进入更年期的时候，我大概才刚出生。剧里剩下的那几个还活着的，也多半是当时年纪最小的童星，可他们的青春还没等我开始就已经过去大半了。
最扎心的是，这部剧本身又太经典、太不过时了。剧中讲的故事和展现的人性，早已超越了那些出演角色的演员们的生命。我甚至没法假装那是一个跟我毫无关联的遥远年代。
19 赞2018/6/16
You say that, but you fail to realize that this moment is eternally captured, has made an impression on thousands upon thousands, and is being discussed by tons of people all the time. Maybe the end of the drought saved tons of lives, and is responsible in the long run for a ton of wonderful people existing today that wouldn't be here otherwise. You're having an existential crisis because you're thinking strictly about yourself and your problems. In the grand beauty of love and existence and humanity, this picture is an inspiration; a tribute to the wonder of being. If anything, it should be medicine for an existential crisis.
你话是这么说，但你没意识到，这一个瞬间已经被永恒地定格了下来。它给成千上万人留下了深刻印象，而且直到现在还有无数人在讨论它。
也许那场旱灾的终结拯救了无数生命，从长远来看，它让现在这么多原本不会来到这个世上的美好生命得以存在。
你会陷入存在主义危机，纯粹是因为你太纠结于你自己和你的那些破事儿了。在爱、存在和人性那宏大的美感面前，这张照片其实是一种激励，是对生命奇迹的赞歌。如果非要说有什么意义，它应该是一剂治愈存在主义危机的良药。
16 赞2018/6/16
> and none of that really mattered The only reason you perceive an existential crisis is because of this absurd claim. Did the vote you made for president “not really matter”? Of course not. And even more so your lifelong contributions to society certainly mattered. Whether this guy contributed to the policy that brought electricity to farmers, got poor farmers subsidies or just lived and got food for himself. He contributed to the world certainly.
> 而那些其实根本不重要
你之所以觉得存在什么“存在主义危机”，完全是因为这种荒谬的说法。你投给总统的那一票“真的不重要”吗？当然不是。更何况，你为社会做出的终身贡献当然也意义重大。不管这家伙是参与了给农民供电的政策、帮贫困农户争取到了补贴，还是仅仅作为一个普通人活着并自食其力，他无疑都为这个世界做出过贡献。
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3,301 赞2018/6/16
TIL Texas had a horrible drought all through the 1950s and then suddenly in 1957 it started raining for 32 straight days with destructive hail and tornadoes. Every major river in Texas flooded killing 22 people and flooding thousands of homes.
今天刚学到，整个 1950 年代德克萨斯州都在闹可怕的旱灾，结果 1957 年突然连着下了 32 天雨，还伴随着破坏性的冰雹和龙卷风。德州每条主要河流都发了大水，导致 22 人丧生，数千户家庭被淹。
1,250 赞2018/6/16
The photo taken on March 25, 1951, which coincidentally was Easter Sunday, appeared in the San Antonio Light newspaper with the following caption: >Good to last drop - Sam J. Smith, farmer in San Antonio's Belgian Garden district, raises his face in thanks and pleasure to the dripping skies. Rains which started Sunday and scheduled to continue through Monday were a Godsend to drouth plagued farmers and ranchers. The more the better, they say. Mud will make them happy and **it can't rain too much.**
这张摄于 1951 年 3 月 25 日的照片，巧合的是那天正好是复活节周日，刊登在《圣安东尼奥灯塔报》上，配文如下：
> 滴滴香浓，回味无穷（Good to last drop）—— 圣安东尼奥比利时花园区的农民萨姆·J·史密斯（Sam J. Smith），抬起头，满怀感激与喜悦地迎接着滴落的天雨。这场从周日开始并预计持续到周一的降雨，对于饱受旱灾之苦的农场主和牧场主来说简直是天赐之礼。他们说，雨下得越多越好。泥泞会让他们感到幸福，而且**雨再怎么下都不嫌多**。
435 赞2018/6/16
if you want more "the time it never rained" by elmer kelton is a fictionalized account of this era.
如果你想看更多相关作品，埃尔默·凯尔顿（Elmer Kelton）写的《雨从不下落》（The Time It Never Rained）就是以那个时代为背景的虚构小说。
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With a name like Elmer Kelton I’d be surprised if he *wasn’t* an amazing Texan author.
顶着埃尔默·凯尔顿这么个名字，如果他不是个了不起的德州作家，我反而会觉得奇怪。
18 赞2018/6/16
Hey I'm in Pecos Texas right now. I fucking hate it😁
嘿，我现在就在德州的佩科斯。我他妈讨厌这儿😁
55 赞2018/6/16
>it can't rain too much oh no… they tempted god
>雨不会下太大的。
噢不……他们这是在挑战上帝的底线啊。
49 赞2018/6/16
> it can't rain too much. Tell that to everyone that wasn't Noah or Noah's family who didn't have an ark. Checkmate Texans.
> 雨不会下太大的。
去跟所有那些没上诺亚方舟的人说吧。将死，德州佬们。
17 赞2018/6/16
Tell that to anyone who wasn't Gilgamesh.
去跟所有那些不是吉尔伽美什的人说吧。
149 赞2018/6/16
My great aunt lived on the Comal River when it flooded and they still have a painting hung with the water line to show where the water level was in her house.
我姨婆当年就住在科马尔河（Comal River）边上，后来发大水的时候，她们家到现在还挂着一幅画，上面画了当时的水位线，就是为了记录那次洪水进屋到底淹到了多高。
26 赞2018/6/16
A common sight in river towns in Europe is marks and signs on the walls with the record levels of past floods. Always thought it was interesting and scary at the same time.
在欧洲的河畔小镇，这种墙上刻着往年洪水最高水位的标志很常见。我一直觉得这东西挺有意思，但同时也挺吓人的。
23 赞2018/6/16
That’s tragically adorable
这可真是既扎心又可爱。
53 赞2018/6/16
The old saying that most droughts end in flooding is an old saying for a good reason
常言道，大旱之后必有大涝，这话能流传这么久是有道理的。
141 赞2018/6/16
I think about drowning. I think drowning would be a horrible experience, but I bet a little less horrible, if right before that, you were really thirsty. Because then you're like, “man, I could use a drink. Oh that’s good. Whoa, too much!” That’s why when I swim, I always bring pretzels.
我常会想到溺水这回事。
我觉得溺水肯定是一种极其糟糕的体验，
但如果在那之前你刚好渴得要命，我打赌那种感觉会稍微没那么难受。
因为那时候你会想：“天呐，我真想喝口水。哇，真不错。诶，等等，有点喝多了！”
这就是为什么我游泳时总会带上一包椒盐卷饼。
37 赞2018/6/16
I read this in Mitch Hedberg's voice, even though I know now it's not him.
我读这段话时满脑子都是米奇·海德伯格（Mitch Hedberg）的腔调，尽管我现在知道那根本不是他写的。
18 赞2018/6/16
It's Dimitri Martin, another great one liner comedian
这可是德米特里·马丁（Dimitri Martin），又一位单口相声界的大神。
36 赞2018/6/16
Lol 32 straight days? we had 7 straight days last year caused my the hurricane and most of Houston was under water, imagine if it rained for 32 straight days.
笑死，连续32天？去年因为飓风我们那儿连下了7天雨，大半个休斯顿都淹了，要是连下32天雨，简直不敢想象。
28 赞2018/6/16
Can't even imagine living in the tornado alley pre-1990s. You probably had mere seconds of tornado warning, if you were lucky, before you were hit.
根本无法想象90年代以前住在龙卷风走廊（tornado alley）的人是怎么过来的。那时候你要是走运的话，可能也就只有几秒钟的避难预警，然后就直接被风暴卷走了。
47 赞2018/6/16
Actually you have about 2 minutes. The pressure drops and the cold front blows in. As soon as you sense that you have about 2 minutes until all hell breaks loose. Once the sky turns green you have about 30 seconds. Run.
说实话你也就只有2分钟。气压下降，冷锋过境。当你感觉到的时候，离狂风暴雨袭来大概还有2分钟。一旦天色变绿，你就只剩30秒了。快跑。
29 赞2018/6/16
Seems like no one blessed the rains down in Texas
看来没人在德州为降雨祈福啊。
1,045 赞2018/6/16
Now This is old school cool, sorry but I was a bit tired of seeing people's grandparents...
这才叫老派的酷，不好意思但我实在有点看腻了那些晒自家爷爷奶奶的照片了……
444 赞2018/6/16
People's hot grandparents*
这帮人的祖父母也太火辣了吧*
132 赞2018/6/16
And you be grateful that this "jerk off to my grandparents theme" has not caught on in
你就庆幸吧，幸好这种“对着我祖父母打飞机”的破玩意儿没在 这个版块流行起来。
23 赞2018/6/16
Thank you for that thought
谢谢你，这想法真够绝的。
72 赞2018/6/16
How do you know he didn't have grandchildren?
你怎么知道他没有孙辈？
131 赞2018/6/16
I mean the constantly flow of pictures of parents/grandparents in their 20s with nothing special that's been flooding this sub
我是指现在这个版块里一直被那种二三十岁父母/祖父母的照片刷屏，而且这些照片其实也没什么特别的。
20 赞2018/6/16
“Nothing special” They’re super attractive at least
“没什么特别”
他们好歹长得超好看的好吗。
20 赞2018/6/16
We get what you’re trying to say.
我们懂你想说什么。
22 赞2018/6/16
Most of the time they're not doing anything cool
大多数时候他们根本没在搞什么名堂。
357 赞2018/6/16
Drought is no laughing matter. I remember the drought of '71 like it was yesterday, and it was one of the scariest times of my life. Without rain, pastures are no longer able to support their local ecosystems, and predators become desperate. The long walk to school became dangerous, and it was rumored that coyotes had even resorted to attacking children. I always passed through a ravine that ran through our neighbors property on my way to school, and on this day in particular, my luck had run out. The only thing that saved me was my trusty hammer that I brought for shop class. When I was a little more than halfway across the ravine, I saw the first one. A mangy, but desperate, coyote at the end of the trail. I started backing away slowly, but it was too late. He started calling them in. I took off my back pack, pulled out my hammer, and grabbed the bag's straps so I could use it as a shield. The first coyote came from my left, but God was I fast back then. I brought my hammer down on his head as he leaped at me. The beast probably died instantly. The next two came at me together. One charged in and got a literal textbook shield bash to the face, but the second took a good hard bite into my thigh. Repeated hammer blows crushed ribs and broke a malicious spirit, and the bite was released. By this time my power combos were charged up and I was able to one hit the other coyote. Three more crazed beasts entered the fray but they were no match for my back, back, forward charge attack. When I finally made it to school I had earned so much xp that I leveled up.
干旱可不是闹着玩的。我还记得71年的那场大旱，简直就像昨天发生的一样，那是我人生中最可怕的一段日子。没有雨水，牧场就养不活当地的生态系统，那些掠食者也变得穷凶极恶。去学校的长路变得危机四伏，当时还有传言说郊狼甚至开始袭击小孩子了。我上学路上总要穿过邻居家的一条沟壑，那天特别倒霉，我的运气彻底用光了。唯一救了我的，是我带去上手工课的那把趁手的锤子。当我走到沟壑一半多一点的时候，我看到了第一只。步道尽头蹲着一只毛色邋遢、但显得饥肠辘辘的郊狼。我开始慢慢后退，但已经太迟了。它开始呼叫同伙了。我脱下书包，掏出锤子，抓住书包带子当盾牌使。第一只郊狼从我左侧袭来，但我那时候反应真叫一个快。它扑过来时，我一锤子砸在了它脑袋上。那畜生大概当场就挂了。接着两只一起朝我冲过来。其中一只猛冲过来，被我用书包结结实实地撞在脸上，但另一只狠狠咬住了我的大腿。我一顿连环重锤砸碎了它们的肋骨，把那股凶劲儿给打没了，它这才松口。那时候我的大招能量条已经攒满了，我一锤一个把剩下的郊狼都给解决了。又有三只发疯的野兽加入战局，但它们根本扛不住我那招“后、后、前”的蓄力攻击。等我最终赶到学校时，我已经赚足了经验值，直接升级了。
162 赞2018/6/16
GODS I WAS FAST THEN
天呐，那时的我简直快得离谱！
58 赞2018/6/16
FETCH ME THE COYOTE STRETCHER
快去给我拿那个郊狼担架来！
26 赞2018/6/16
BRING ME MORE COYOTES BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
赶紧再给我整点郊狼过来，不然我特么都要憋不住笑尿了！
17 赞2018/6/16
IN AN OPEN FIELD NED!
在空旷的野地里啊，奈德！
68 赞2018/6/16
Seriously. Where is the Hell in a cell tie-in?
说真的。那个“地狱铁笼赛”（Hell in a Cell）的联动呢？
32 赞2018/6/16
I was finally ready for it, and it never came.
我都已经做好准备了，结果它根本就没来。
52 赞2018/6/16
Good read 10/10
这文章写得好，10/10。
21 赞2018/6/16
Great username and good story writing A+
用户名起得真棒，故事写得也很好，A+。
280 赞2018/6/16
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57 赞2018/6/16
As long as it keeps raining, we are good! Let our cars get dirty with rain, dont matter!
只要雨一直下，我们就稳了！让我们的车被雨淋脏吧，根本没差！
18 赞2018/6/16
I too am from San Antonio and that rain came out of nowhere
我也是圣安东尼奥人，那场雨真是说来就来，毫无征兆。
112 赞2018/6/16
Grandpa Munster seems really happy.
芒斯特爷爷看起来确实挺开心的。
26 赞2018/6/16
Came here to see if anyone else noticed that. Wasnt disappointed!
我特地来看看有没有人也发现了这一点。果然没让我失望！
56 赞2018/6/16
He looks like a political cartoon version of Lyndon Johnson
他长得就像政治讽刺漫画里的林登·约翰逊。
23 赞2018/6/16
I think he looks like a really old Ted Cruz.
我觉得他看起来就像个老得掉渣的泰德·克鲁兹。
31 赞2018/6/16
There were some kids out at recess from school in West Texas when it rained for the first time in their whole lives. It scared some of them so bad they fainted. They had to throw buckets of dust in their faces to wake them back up.
德克萨斯州西部有群孩子在课间休息时，遇到了他们这辈子头一回下的雨。雨下得把其中一些孩子吓得直接晕了过去。最后还得往他们脸上泼几桶灰尘，才把他们给救醒过来。
31 赞2018/6/16
Coolest OSC I've seen in a while. Not another "Here's when my mom was sexy... Before she pushed me out" or "Here are my parents when they were happy, before they had kids." Just pure unfettered joy and... Tears? (I am going with, obvious tears.) I couldn't imagine being a farmer and somehow making it through the drought/dust-bowl era surviving long enough to see the rain return. I'd probably go out in my field full of tears, fall to the ground and roll around in the mud while I just laugh/cried/cheered/yelled at the skies and thanked the gods... (edit: Yes, both old... And the new) Also, I'd love to see this on
这绝对是我近期看过最酷的 OSC（老照片）了。没搞那些“这是我妈年轻时有多性感……在我还没出生前”或者“这是我爸妈还没生我、感情还好的时候”之类的陈词滥调。
这纯粹是那种毫无保留的喜悦，还有……泪水？（我断定那绝对是眼泪）。我无法想象作为一个农夫，是怎么在那种大旱/尘暴时期熬过来，一直坚持到看到久违的雨水降临的。如果换作是我，我大概会满脸泪水地跑到田里，瘫倒在地上，在泥地里打滚，一边对着天空又笑又哭又叫，还得感谢各路神仙……（编辑：没错，旧的神明……还有新的神明，全都谢一遍）。
另外，我超想在 这个版块看到这张照片的上色版。
22 赞2018/6/16
It's sad to one day think pictures of us will outlive our names. Just general descriptions.
一想到总有一天，我们的照片会比我们的名字活得更久，只剩下一些泛泛的描述，就觉得挺伤感的。
29 赞2018/6/16
OP is lazy: San Antonio farmer Sam Smith celebrates rain on Easter after a severe drought, 1951
楼主（OP）是个懒货：1951年，圣安东尼奥的农夫萨姆·史密斯（Sam Smith）在经历严重旱灾后，于复活节当天庆祝降雨。
18 赞2018/6/16
This is just so happy
这真的太让人开心了。
17 赞2018/6/16
I didnt realize just how long those kids were at that camp digging holes
我之前都没意识到那些孩子在那个夏令营挖坑挖了那么久。
15 赞2018/6/16
What a photo. Thank you OP for the new wallpaper!
这照片绝了。谢了楼主，这就换成我的新壁纸！
13 赞2018/6/16
This shit is so much better than selfies and staged photos.
这玩意儿可比那些自拍和摆拍强多了。
10 赞2018/6/16
There was a drought in Texas when i was in highschool, and when it finally rained we all ran out of class and danced in it.
我上高中的时候德州闹过旱灾，等终于下雨那会儿，我们全都从教室里冲了出去，在雨里跳舞。
10 赞2018/6/16
This picture is really humbling. What a wonderful moment to have been locked in time.
这张照片真的让人心生敬畏。能把这样美好的瞬间定格下来，真是太棒了。
8 赞2018/6/16
Grampa Al Lewis?
是那个演爷爷的艾尔·刘易斯吗？
6 赞2018/6/16
That's the face of pure joy of happiness.
这简直就是纯粹的快乐和幸福写在脸上的表情。
5 赞2018/6/16
As a southern Californian this is me every time we get a drop of rain.
身为一个南加州人，每次我们这儿下那么一点雨，我就是这副德行。
5 赞2018/6/16
Wow this is an incredible image. I love this.
哇，这张照片简直绝了。我太爱了。
5 赞2018/6/16
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5 赞2018/6/16
Photo info: San Antonio farmer Sam Smith celebrates rain on Easter after a severe drought, 1951
照片信息：1951年，圣安东尼奥农民萨姆·史密斯在经历了严重干旱后，正庆祝复活节当天的降雨。
4 赞2018/6/16
*For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!*
*他就是救世主（Kwisatz Haderach）！*
4 赞2018/6/16
For anyone wanting to know more about the picture this is the information I could find. This 1951 photo of San Antonio farmer Sam J. Smith reacting to a rainstorm belongs to the Institute of Texan Cultures, which used it in a 1998 exhibit about Texas weather. The 1950s drought lingered for years, and has since been a reminder how precious water can become in South Texas. FILE Sam J. Smith , a San Antonio farmer , is elated that the drought of 1951 is finally over.This photo is encluded in the " Texas Weather " exhibit on display at the Institute of Texan Cultures. Photo by Harvey Belgin/San Antonio Light less
想了解这张照片更多信息的朋友，这是我能找到的内容。
这张1951年的照片拍摄的是圣安东尼奥农场主萨姆·J·史密斯（Sam J. Smith）在暴雨来临时的反应。照片归德克萨斯文化研究所（Institute of Texan Cultures）所有，他们曾在1998年关于德州天气的展览中使用过它。1950年代的那场旱灾持续了多年，此后它一直提醒着人们在南德州水有多么珍贵。档案：萨姆·J·史密斯，一位圣安东尼奥的农场主，为1951年的旱灾终于结束而欣喜若狂。这张照片被收录在德克萨斯文化研究所展出的“德州天气”展览中。摄影：哈维·贝尔金（Harvey Belgin）/《圣安东尼奥光报》（San Antonio Light）