One leg One arm Let’s bench together And will feel alright
一条腿
一条胳膊
咱俩一起卧推吧
练完感觉肯定棒
lupulin59225 赞2018/6/11
I’ll squat the sheriff, but I will not squat the deputy.
我可以深蹲那个警长,但我绝不深蹲那个副警长。
disqeau88 赞2018/6/11
Get up, stand up.
站起来,挺直腰。
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No leg press no cry.
不做腿举,就别叫苦。
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TalkingToMyselff245 赞2018/6/11
I dont understand the downvotes. I've noticed the same from friends that play soccer and rugby.
我不懂为什么要踩(点灭)。我从那些踢足球和打橄榄球的朋友身上也注意到了同样的情况。
Life_is_fleeting256 赞2018/6/11
Every muthafucka who even casually played rugby had thick thighs. Only destiny could save you from having thick thighs if you played Rugby. Source: From NZ where Rugby is religion for most.
If you can call yours “marble pillars” am I ok to call mine “bamboo shoots”?
如果你管你的腿叫“大理石柱”,那我管我的叫“竹笋”没问题吧?
expecto_my_scrotum18 赞2018/6/11
"Ass Poles" isn't bad either
“屁股柱子”这名儿听着也不赖。
OprahsSister15 赞2018/6/11
Only if I may call mine naturally meaty.
前提是我能管我这双腿叫“天生肉感”。
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FannaWuck16 赞2018/6/11
I'll just call mine "legs"
我还是直接管我这双叫“腿”吧。
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You should check out hockey players then, especially someone like Martin St Louis. Dudes 5’8” but his legs are fucking tree trunks.
那你真该看看冰球运动员,尤其是像马丁·圣路易斯(Martin St Louis)那种。哥们儿才5英尺8英寸(约1米73),但那一双腿简直就是特么的树干。
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AlaskanIceWater21 赞2018/6/11
Cycling will also get you some legs like that. I started cycling as a hobby and my thighs and legs just exploded. This has led me to believe diet is not entirely necessary to gaining muscle, because I sure as hell wasn't eating healthy.
When you are relatively untrained you can gain muscle without really caring about diet. After you get past your “beginner gains” phase, which is about your first year of training, it becomes much harder to gain muscle and you need to start thinking about how much protein you are getting and getting into a calorie surplus.
Ay!! I use the magnetic trainer thingy in the living room, binge watch Netflix and just ride on ths spot for 40mins every other day. Fuckin love it!
哎呀!!我在客厅里搞了个磁控骑行台,一边刷网飞看剧,一边原地骑个40分钟,隔天一次。简直爽翻了!
daldalrogue31 赞2018/6/11
Diet is absolutely necessary for muscle gain - It is literally Impossible for your muscles to grow If you don't have enough protein and other macronutrients to make the muscle fibers recover. You don't have to eat healthy, though. If your diet consists of high protein, high carbs and high caloric intake, your muscles will develop - Just not with the same quality and "shrededness" it otherwise would.
Upvoting simply to counter the needless downvotes. Edit: Mission accomplished, boys!
给这条点个赞,纯粹是为了抵消那些莫名其妙的踩。
编辑:任务完成,兄弟们!
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Skipped toe day though
不过还是没练脚趾头(调侃梗)。
Emaginemeforever24 赞2018/6/11
Toe Cancer. He died from toe cancer.
脚趾癌。他死于脚趾癌。
Teh1tank1,159 赞2018/6/11
Fun fact (maybe not the best word choice): Bob got a malignant tumor in his toe and the doctors told him they had to amputate. He refused because he wouldn't be able to play soccer anymore. Sadly, that tumor ultimately led to his death.
he was diagnosed in '77 and died in '81. So he is aware of the problem at the time of the photo.
他在77年确诊,81年去世。所以拍那张照片的时候,他其实已经知道自己的病情了。
reebs81227 赞2018/6/11
That is a much more powerful picture knowing this info. It crystallizes his decision and shows his joy of the game clearly at an expensive, but worth it to him, price.
Different people have different priorities/wants. Maybe he was at peace with what he'd accomplished in life and didn't see a need in prolonging it by eliminating a passion he had. Or maybe not, I don't fucking know, but calling someone stupid for it is dumb when you don't know their state of mind
Never heard the soccer angle before; I was under the impression he didn't have his toe amputated because of his allegiance to Rastafarianism, as suggests.
之前从来没听说过足球这个说法;我还一直以为他没截掉脚趾是因为他信奉拉斯塔法里教呢,就像 说的那样。
DirtyMangos210 赞2018/6/11
Also, rastafarianism says you need all your body to go to heaven. Amputation sends you to hell. Or something like that. Conspiracy theory = CIA didn't like his disruptive music, so they planted something radioactive in his shoe to give him cancer. Easy to do. Knowing he wouldn't amputate and he'd die, that would kill him off.
So if you lose a finger or something in a freak accident you're fucked?
所以要是发生什么离奇事故断了根手指头之类的,你就完犊子了?
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DirtyMangos27 赞2018/6/11
Other religions have that, too. During the Vietnam war, overly gung\-ho soldiers would cut off a finger or ear of a Viet Cong soldier they just killed. Because they knew the local religion said the dead couldn't get to heaven without their whole body. It was an insult on top of the kill. Some soldiers would wear a necklace made out of ears and fingers of the V.C. they killed. The insult was meant to make you look so crazy, the other side should just give up, saving lives in the end. Not an excuse, just war is really stupid and weird.
Well that's a dumb, impractical belief. Guy might still be alive if he got the amputation. **E:** Alright lol. Let's all ignore medical science, science advances in general and common sense solely because of people's religious beliefs.
Lol you're getting downvotes for your insensitivity, I'm sure. But you're totally right, that's a really stupid thing to believe.
哈哈,你肯定是因为说话太没情商才被踩的。不过你说得一点没错,信那种东西确实挺蠢的。
Kirikomori22 赞2018/6/11
Many religions have dumb, impractical beliefs. Our own society has many dumb, impractical beliefs but we don't even notice them because they have become normalised to us. You're an outsider, viewing their culture from behind your own biased lense, but if you looked at it objectively your own beliefs might be just as ridiculous. For example theres a culture which places high importance on slicing off the skin off a body part of newborn babies. That culture is Christianity and the west in general.
That culture's Judaism, Islam and the US, not Christianity and the West
那种文化是犹太教、伊斯兰教和美国,不是基督教和西方世界。
futureformerteacher18 赞2018/6/11
Also not fun fact: He was playing a game without shoes on, and a journalist for Rolling Stone (if I recall correctly) got him on the toe. This led to him going to the doctor, and discovering the tumor. Also not fun fact: The original location of the tumor was the result of it being a very weird and unfortunate type of cancer called acral melanoma. Which sucks. Fuck acral melanoma.
The documentary I watched said it was because he “wouldn’t be able to dance”. Then they said he was told by rastas to just smokenweed and drink fish oil. He died because he did not listen to his doctor. Stubbornness
Fun Fact: He was never getting high, he was getting thighs.
冷知识:他练的从来不是为了“上头”(high),而是为了“腿”(thighs)。
WhiteHotWombat312 赞2018/6/11
Holy quads
这股大腿肌肉,绝了。
ControllingItalian110 赞2018/6/11
This will reach the front page by the end of the day. You have my word.
这贴今天之内绝对能上首页。我把话撂这儿了。
Piro4264 赞2018/6/11
Almost like it's one of the very few interesting posts on Eventually, people get bored of watching someone's grandmas at their prime.
这帖子简直是 里少数几个有意思的内容之一了。说真的,大家早晚会看腻那种晒自家奶奶年轻时美照的帖子。
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LocalInactivist73 赞2018/6/11
I wonder... Soccer being the obsession of 98% of the planet (everywhere but America, really), there must be a whole lot of photos of rock stars playing soccer. Seems to me that soccer would be the ideal game for musicians: you can play anywhere (inside or out), you can play with any number of people, and your hands remain out of the fray.
I work in a cafe, and here’s this older Austrian man who comes in literally every single day, always gets the exact same breakfast and drink. He’s very....straight laced. Kind but no nonsense. One day I ask him what kind of music he’d like to listen to over breakfast (he was the only one in that day) and he says (in thick Austrian accent mind you) “I like classical and Raggae. The first hotel I owned was in Jamaica and Bob Marley would play in our cafe sometimes.” It doesn’t seem that weird but if you knew Karl you’d understand why I was so flabbergasted