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最高的人（康奈利乌斯·布伦斯）、最矮的人和最胖的人（大炮球米勒）合影

最高的人（康奈利乌斯·布伦斯）、最矮的人和最胖的人（大炮球米勒）合影

1913年，欧洲最高的人（科尼利厄斯·布伦斯）、最矮且最胖的人（“加农炮”巨人）在玩纸牌游戏。

1913 · 29,185 赞 · 2017-12-12 · 142 条评论

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Ddesh4,570 赞2017/12/12
Being that fat before the internet, TV, modern junk food, cars and in the age of manual labor was probably no simple feat. He wouldn’t look completely out of my place at my local Costco today.
在互联网、电视、现代垃圾食品和汽车出现之前，又是以体力劳动为主的年代，能胖成那样确实不是件容易的事。放在今天，他要是出现在我这儿的Costco里，我估计一点儿违和感都没有。
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Katholikos1,524 赞2017/12/12
Carbs and lard would probably be your best bet. Lots of potatoes and bread if I had to guess. Mostly just high-energy foods that don't fill you up so you can keep eating.
碳水和猪油估计是当时的致胜法宝。我猜主要是吃大量的土豆和面包。基本上就是那种热量爆表但又吃不饱的东西，这样你就能一直吃个不停。
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THATS ALL I EAT
我平时也就吃这些。
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Bread makes you ***fat***?!?
吃面包会让人变***胖***！？
Nukeusa27 赞2017/12/12
Any food does if you eat enough of it
任何食物吃多了都会胖。
TREACHEROUSDEV32 赞2017/12/12
How much celery do I have to eat to become fat? If you feel like going far down this rabbithole: You can mingle in tomatoes, cucumbers, and rice.
我得吃多少芹菜才能长胖啊？ 如果你想钻这个牛角尖钻到底的话：你还可以顺带研究下西红柿、黄瓜和米饭。
xamdou41 赞2017/12/12
Assuming you're of average height and weight currently, you would need to eat 666 medium-sized stalks of celery each day to guarantee that you'd be eating enough to gain weight. Of course, the bigger you get the more you have to eat, so you'd have to eventually move on to more than 666 medium-sized stalks of celery each day.
假设你现在的身高体重属于平均水平，那你每天得吃 666 根中等大小的芹菜，才能保证摄入足够的热量来增重。当然，你吃得越胖，所需热量就越高，所以到最后你每天吃的肯定就不止 666 根芹菜了。
padspa55 赞2017/12/12
i eat 665 per day to stay in good shape
我每天吃 665 根，正好保持身材。
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Your bowel movements must be tremendous
那你拉出来的屎肯定得跟座山似的吧。
notapotamus22 赞2017/12/12
rice can definitely make you fat. Energy dense carbohydrate staples like rice, bread, potatoes are great for that.
米饭绝对能让你长胖。像米饭、面包、土豆这种能量密度高的碳水主食，在这方面效果可是杠杠的。
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Scott Pilgrim reference I hope?
希望这是在玩《歪小子斯科特》的梗？
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weblewit70 赞2017/12/12
Milk and eggs, bitch.
牛奶加鸡蛋，碧池。
jaxonya16 赞2017/12/12
Is butter a carb?
黄油算碳水吗？
blarghable24 赞2017/12/12
Potatoes are fairly low in calories if you wanna get fat.
如果你想长胖的话，土豆的热量其实还挺低的。
FearTheWild20 赞2017/12/12
and really filling, too. People probably associate potatoes with butter, though, which will most certainly make you fat.
而且饱腹感还特别强。不过人们大概总把土豆和黄油联系在一起，而那玩意儿绝对会让你长胖的。
Hav3ntReddit22 赞2017/12/12
Cake.
dutch_penguin69 赞2017/12/12
Sugar was around in the west indies in the 16th century, but fat + potatoes is the shortcut to obesity even today. Edit: potatoes couldn't have been in Europe before 1492 anyhow, I think Frederick the Great was famous for introducing them to Prussia
16世纪西印度群岛就有糖了，但直到今天，脂肪加土豆依然是通往肥胖的捷径。 编辑：反正1492年之前欧洲根本没土豆，我记得腓特烈大帝就是靠推广土豆才在普鲁士出名的。
sgtsnyder8862 赞2017/12/12
Potatoes are my nemesis. I grew up thinking all vegetables were equal, got to love potatoes because you can basically put them in any dish or have them as a side with anything and I thought baked potatoes were supposed to be super good for you. Grow up to find out that potatoes basically metabolize as sugar and should be in the the low end of vegetable consumption and instead I should be eating (usually) based on color (the more green the better (usually)). Now I have to unlearn a lifetime of eating. And this is just one of the bad health tips I got growing up.
土豆简直是我的宿敌。 我从小觉得所有蔬菜都一个样，后来爱上了土豆，因为这玩意儿基本上能往任何菜里加，或者配什么吃都行。我还以为烤土豆特别健康呢。结果长大才发现，土豆在人体内基本就转化成了糖，在蔬菜摄入量里它应该排在末尾，我反而应该多吃（通常是）颜色深的蔬菜（颜色越绿通常越好）。现在我得彻底改掉从小到大养成的饮食习惯。 而且，这还只是我从小被灌输的一堆糟糕健康建议里的其中一条。
btveron42 赞2017/12/12
To be fair basically everything metabolizes as sugar. Our bodies run on glucose. Unless you're in ketosis.
说句公道话，基本上所有东西在代谢时都会转化成糖。我们人体就是靠葡萄糖供能的，除非你处于生酮状态。
Grumlin42 赞2017/12/12
Potatoes are great if you moderate how many you eat and when you eat them. I usually have a few for breakfast along with some eggs and they fill me up and give me more than enough energy to get me going until dinner. Remember that sugar equals fuel for the body so just because something metabolize into sugar doesn't make it bad, you just gotta moderate your intake so you dont exceed your daily calorie goal. Edit: If not of
土豆这东西只要你控制好吃的量和时间，还是很棒的。我通常早餐吃一点，配上鸡蛋，饱腹感杠杠的，提供的能量足够我撑到晚饭。 别忘了糖就是人体的燃料，所以别因为某种食物会代谢成糖就觉得它坏，只要你控制摄入量，别超过每天的热量指标就行。 编辑：如果是“如果不是……”的意思
_Rookwood_16 赞2017/12/12
> Grow up to find out that potatoes basically metabolize as sugar All carbs end up as sugar bro lol
> 长大后才发现土豆基本上都会代谢成糖 兄弟，笑死我了，所有的碳水最后都会变成糖啊。
m4cabre128 赞2017/12/12
Actually, Europeans consumed a lot of sugar - in the 1700s they had a "sugar craze" and it made for a fifth of *all* European trade, plus it was dirt cheap. They put it in jams, cocoa, baking and preserved food. If you look at Victorian baking recipes for example, they used a *fuck* load of butter and sugar in most of their cakes lmao
说实话，欧洲人以前糖吃得可多了——18世纪的时候他们还有过一阵“糖热”，那时候糖的贸易额占了欧洲总贸易的五分之一，而且便宜得要命。果酱、可可、烘焙食品里他们全加糖，还会用糖来腌制食物。你要是去翻翻维多利亚时代的烘焙食谱，你会发现他们做蛋糕时加的黄油和糖简直多到离谱，笑死。
Uschnej53 赞2017/12/12
Not contradicting your point, but any written recipes would be thoroughly upperclass, upper middle class, so not terribly representative.
并不是要反驳你的观点，但那时候能写下来的食谱肯定都是上层社会或中上层阶级的，所以说真的不太有代表性。
m4cabre72 赞2017/12/12
Ah, but being overweight was a sign of prosperity and power, so I'm assuming the big fella probably had access to written recipes
啊，但那时体重超标可是财富和权力的象征，所以我猜那大个子很有可能接触过那些成文的食谱。
Slim_Charles15 赞2017/12/12
By the mid to late Victorian era cookbooks had become quite popular, and weren't confined just to the upper classes. Here's a cool site where you can look at old cookbooks from the 18th to early 20th century: http://vintagecookbooks.healthyeatingandlifestyle.org/index.html As you can see, the cookbook really began to take off in popularity around 1880.
到了维多利亚时代中后期，烹饪书已经相当流行了，并不只局限于上层阶级。 这有个很赞的网站，你可以去看看从18世纪到20世纪初的那些老式食谱：http://vintagecookbooks.healthyeatingandlifestyle.org/index.html 如你所见，烹饪书在大约1880年左右确实开始变得火起来了。
malevolentheadturn92 赞2017/12/12
This could be truly a gland problem.
这说不定真是腺体出的问题。
qweqwepoi116 赞2017/12/12
Maybe, but you can't magically get fat, gland problem or no. You still gotta put a shitload of food down the food-hole.
也许吧，但不管有没有腺体问题，你总不能凭空变胖。你还是得往那张嘴里塞进一大堆垃圾食品。
malevolentheadturn58 赞2017/12/12
"I'm big boned" "yeah your arse bone is a hell of a size" Billy Connelly
“我只是骨架大。” “是啊，你屁股那块骨头大得要命。” ——比利·康诺利
fifnir36 赞2017/12/12
"I'm retaining water" "You're retaining PIZZA!"
“我这是水肿。” “你那明明是披萨肿！”
TimeZarg18 赞2017/12/12
"I have a thyroid disorder." "Then quit eatin' so many damn thyroids!"
“我有甲状腺功能障碍。” “那你倒是少吃点该死的甲状腺啊！”
CedarCabPark16 赞2017/12/12
While that may be true, it doesn't really work that way of course. Even with a metabolic issue, you can't just eat 800 calories a day and be morbidly obese
虽然这话可能没错，但事实显然不是那样运作的。就算你有代谢问题，你也不可能每天只吃800大卡还能胖成那样。
eldritch_ape34 赞2017/12/12
Obesity is probably as old as the invention of agriculture. Our bodies aren't designed for sedentary living and food surpluses. There are accounts of obese people going back to antiquity.
肥胖症这玩意儿怕是跟农业的起源一样久远了。我们的身体构造根本就不是为了久坐不动和食物过剩的生活而设计的。早在古代就有关于胖子的记载了。
Ikbenaanhetwerkhoor36 赞2017/12/12
Yeah but obese and being THIS obese are 2 different things.
是没错，但“胖”和“胖成这样”完全是两码事。
naahmmm41 赞2017/12/12
Maybe he just had a metabolic disorder
说不定人家只是代谢出了点毛病。
Frognosticator98 赞2017/12/12
It's very possible. But even if that were the case, this dude still had to eat a lot of food to get that way. Metabolic disorders can change how your body handles its energy stores, but they can't produce calories out of thin air.
这很有可能。 但就算真是那样，这哥们儿还是得吃巨多东西才能长成这样。代谢紊乱确实会影响身体处理能量储备的方式，但它们没法凭空变出热量来。
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Savvaloy40 赞2017/12/12
Even the worst metabolic disorders can only knock a few hundred calories off your TDEE and at that size, the guy was probably choking down like 5,000 a day just to maintain.
就算是最严重的代谢紊乱，顶多也就让你每天的总能量消耗（TDEE）降低个几百大卡，而以他那体型，为了维持现状，估计每天得往死里塞个 5000 大卡才够。
TowelstheTricker176 赞2017/12/12
I've always been amazed/impressed at how some morbidly obese people can achieve that. I guess it's cuz I always see them in public places like the Atlanta airport where the are moving around somewhat. But truly, how can someone even afford to get that big? They have to be slamming clearance aisle cakes for breakfast lunch and dinner. Even fast food is far too expensive to reach these levels alone. The saddest part is when you see fat kids. That's child abuse basically
我一直挺震惊/佩服某些病态肥胖的人是怎么把自己吃成那样的。我猜是因为我总是在亚特兰大机场那种公共场所见到他们，感觉他们还能稍微动弹一下。但说真的，一个人到底得花多少钱才能长这么胖啊？ 他们肯定是把超市打折区的蛋糕当成早中晚餐在那儿狂炫。光靠吃快餐的话，成本高到离谱，根本撑不到那么胖。 最让人难受的是看到那些胖小孩。那简直就是虐待儿童。
LofAd153 赞2017/12/12
Watching an episode of my 600lb life usually gives some idea. Often what happens is that somebody who is already extremely obese injures themselves, further restricting movement. In the time it takes to heal they become even more obese and possibly bed bound. There's also often quite a lot of emotional trauma involved, and enablers who reinforce shitty eating and exercise habits.
看看《我的600磅人生》（My 600lb life）这节目大概就能看出点门道。通常情况是，一个本来就极度肥胖的人受了伤，导致活动能力进一步受限。在养伤这段时间里，他们变得更胖了，甚至可能彻底瘫在床上动弹不得。这背后往往还涉及不少心理创伤，而且还有那些“帮凶”在纵容他们糟糕的饮食和缺乏锻炼的恶习。
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buttons98737 赞2017/12/12
Glad to hear you are taking the right steps Look after yourself
很高兴听到你正在采取正确的行动。 好好照顾自己。
magicmentalmaniac21 赞2017/12/12
It's most certainly child abuse/negligent parenting. If your kid is overweight it is because you've fed them wrong.
这绝对属于虐待儿童或不称职的育儿行为。如果你的孩子超重，那肯定是因为你喂养的方式不对。
dexter311103 赞2017/12/12
Obesity used to be a sign of wealth and prosperity. Nowadays the roles have been reversed.
过去肥胖是财富和繁荣的象征。如今情况已经完全反过来了。
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sheet_of_paper99933 赞2017/12/12
Nah, not really. It's just equalized now. No one gives a shit if you're pale or have a tan.
得了吧，其实并没有。现在这方面已经趋于平等了。没人在乎你是皮肤白还是晒黑了。
TeeribleMureal20 赞2017/12/12
They do in Asia.
在亚洲，人家可是在乎的。
frank_the_tank__89 赞2017/12/12
You can't out run a bad diet. People over estimate how much physical activity can burn.
烂饮食是跑不掉的。人们总是高估了运动能消耗掉的热量。
TowelstheTricker34 赞2017/12/12
Abs are made in the kitchen
腹肌是靠吃出来的。
shard74623 赞2017/12/12
More like, abs are made in the gym and revealed in the kitchen.
更准确地说，腹肌是在健身房练出来的，在厨房里显出来的。
mw967617 赞2017/12/12
Truth. I'm gonna go eat some butter.
确实。我要去吃点黄油了。
wafflehousewhore3,538 赞2017/12/12
Am I missing something, or is one of the men not named?
是我漏看了什么吗，还是其中一个男的没写名字？
jecinci1,966 赞2017/12/12
Could not find his name :(
没能找到他的名字 :(
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For future benefit you should've used a comma after "shortest" and before "and fattest" to separate the two, the way it's written now it says Cannon is both the shortest *and* the fattest.
为了以后写得更清楚，你应该在“shortest”之后、“and fattest”之前加个逗号把它们隔开。照你现在的写法，意思就变成 Cannon 既是最矮的，又是最胖的了。
left4candy746 赞2017/12/12
Isn't that the oxford comma? Or am I wrong?
那不是牛津逗号吗？还是我搞错了？
aloysiuslamb1,485 赞2017/12/12
It is, and that's why they're important. Big difference between "the strippers, Hitler, and Stalin" and "the strippers, Hitler and Stalin." Edit: and here we can see the debate unfolding in real time.
是啊，所以说这玩意儿很重要。 “the strippers, Hitler, and Stalin”（脱衣舞娘、希特勒和斯大林）和“the strippers, Hitler and Stalin”（脱衣舞娘、希特勒和斯大林，指这群脱衣舞娘是希特勒和斯大林）中间的区别可大了去了。 编辑：大家瞧好了，这儿正在上演一场现场辩论。
left4candy152 赞2017/12/12
Those strippers sound great! Isn't there a hot topic wether it should be used or not? (Non-native speaker)
那些脱衣舞娘听起来超赞！ 关于到底该不该用它（牛津逗号），现在是不是还在吵得火热？（我母语不是英语，随便问问）
aloysiuslamb251 赞2017/12/12
The debate pretty much boils down to whether or not it is truly necessary. The oxford comma isn't required (many works get published in print media without it), but since it provides clearer context in lists I prefer to use it.
这场争论归根结底就在于它到底有没有必要。其实牛津逗号并不是必须的（很多出版物没用它也照样出版了），但因为它在列表里能让语境更清晰，所以我个人倾向于用它。
hazzin13101 赞2017/12/12
But oxford comma can also create ambiguity. If you say "Stalin, a pimp, and Hitler" it's not clear whether Stalin is a pimp or it's another person entirely.
但牛津逗号有时候也会造成歧义。如果你说“斯大林、一个皮条客、还有希特勒”，那这就搞不清楚斯大林到底是不是那个皮条客，还是说这完全是另外一个人。
Compensate4Stupidity243 赞2017/12/12
Then you could be picky of your placement of words. If we put the pronouns before the noun: "Stalin, Hitler, and a pimp" is a little more simpler to understand.
那你就可以对词语的摆放位置挑剔一点了。如果我们把代词放在名词前面： “Stalin, Hitler, and a pimp”（斯大林、希特勒和一个皮条客）理解起来会稍微简单点儿。
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The same applies for problems the Oxford comma solves: "Hitler, Stalin and the strippers". Or for the title of this post: "The shortest, the tallest (Cornelius Bruns) and the fattest (Cannon Colossus) man of Europe playing a game of cards, 1913"
同理，这也能解决牛津逗号带来的问题：“Hitler, Stalin and the strippers”（希特勒、斯大林和脱衣舞女）。或者针对这篇帖子的标题：“The shortest, the tallest (Cornelius Bruns) and the fattest (Cannon Colossus) man of Europe playing a game of cards, 1913”（1913年，欧洲最矮、最高（Cornelius Bruns）和最胖（Cannon Colossus）的三个男人在打牌）。
TheGoldenWhorde43 赞2017/12/12
While we’re on the subject of grammar Nazism, surely you can’t say “more simpler”?!
既然咱们都聊到“语法纳粹”这茬儿了，你总不能说“more simpler”吧？！
LyingForTruth23 赞2017/12/12
Username checks out.
这用户名，果然名副其实。
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A pimp, Stalin, and Hitler ez
一个皮条客，斯大林，还有希特勒 真简单（ez）
ot1smile24 赞2017/12/12
> Isn't there a hot topic wether it should be used or not? Not really. The ambiguity of the title here is one example of why they should be used.
> 关于到底该不该用这个，现在还没什么热议吗？ 其实并没有。这里标题的歧义性就是一个为什么要用它们的例子。
Santos_L_Halper54 赞2017/12/12
I don't understand the argument against the Oxford comma. This post proves its importance.
我真心搞不懂为什么有人会反感牛津逗号。这篇帖子完美证明了它的重要性。
NotAdamSiska50 赞2017/12/12
"...Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector."
“……纳尔逊·曼德拉，一位八百岁的半神，还有一位假阳具收藏家。”
nocturn-e27 赞2017/12/12
One of the most petty (or perhaps not petty) things I hate are people who don't use the Oxford comma.
我最深恶痛绝（或许也不算小题大做吧）的事情之一，就是有些人从来不用牛津逗号。
wafflehousewhore22 赞2017/12/12
Ohh :(
I_Has_A_Hat22 赞2017/12/12
Shortest mans street name was Lil Yiddish
那个小个子男生的街头艺名是“小意第绪”（Lil Yiddish）。
Indiana6127 赞2017/12/12
I shall call him Steve!
我要叫他史蒂夫！
smileedude1,299 赞2017/12/12
It's hard to see but the larger fellow is on two chairs tied together.
可能不太好观察，但那个大块头其实是坐在两张绑在一起的椅子上的。
wendysNO1wcheese236 赞2017/12/12
Good eye. Was wondering how a single chair could hold him. Still a feat that two could. Chairs were stronger back then I guess.
眼光真毒。我刚才还在纳闷就一把椅子是怎么撑住他的。不过两把椅子能撑住也挺牛的。我猜以前的椅子质量确实更结实。
Bezulba132 赞2017/12/12
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BrotherSeamus31 赞2017/12/12
Or those Hollywood chairs that break whenever you swing one at some dudes face.
或者就是好莱坞那种椅子，只要你拿起来往别人脸上砸，立马就碎成渣。
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asianfatboy68 赞2017/12/12
You and me both. Also what is the shortest man's name?
我也一样。还有，最短的男人名字叫什么？
Dertinamp29 赞2017/12/12
OP couldn’t find it
楼主压根找不到。
missfrejafru27 赞2017/12/12
Perfect example of why we need the Oxford comma.
这就是为什么我们需要牛津逗号的绝佳例子。
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🎶 *Boggis, Bunce, and Bean; one fat, one short, one lean. Those horrible crooks, so different in looks, are nonetheless equally mean. *🎶
🎶 伯吉斯、邦斯和比恩；一个肥胖，一个短小，一个精干。这群卑鄙的混蛋，长相虽大不相同，坏心眼却如出一辙。🎶
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Nostalgia
camdoodlebop18 赞2017/12/12
What’s this from?
这是出自哪里的？
Goomba_1427 赞2017/12/12
Fantastic Mr. Fox
《了不起的狐狸爸爸》。
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Oh my Lord... You genius
天呐…… 你真是个天才。
JuVondy462 赞2017/12/12
This must be where J.R.R. Tolkien got his inspiration for the fellowship of the ring.
指环王里护戒小队的灵感肯定就是从这儿来的吧。
joshlamm50 赞2017/12/12
So which middle name do you dislike? Ronald or Reuel?
所以你更讨厌哪个中间名？是 Ronald 还是 Reuel？
just_a_mean_person400 赞2017/12/12
Alternative title "None of these men saw the age of 55"
备选标题：“这些人里没一个活过55岁”
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The short one seems old.
个子矮的那个看起来挺老的。
spyder5285 赞2017/12/12
Can some reddit detective confirm?
有哪位红迪侦探能证实一下吗？
Zaffan430 赞2017/12/12
Can confirm, he seems old.
确实，鉴定完毕，他看起来确实老了。
Frognosticator176 赞2017/12/12
Well done team. Pack it up.
干得漂亮，伙计们。收工回家。
MrToasti623 赞2017/12/12
But hold up, where's our evidence?
但等等先别走，证据在哪儿呢？
MoffKalast31 赞2017/12/12
It was right in front of our noses the whole time! ^^^i ^^^should ^^^sit ^^^further ^^^away ^^^from ^^^the ^^^monitor
我们眼皮子底下居然一直都有这玩意儿！ ^^^我 ^^^该 ^^^坐 ^^^离 ^^^显示器 ^^^远 ^^^点 ^^^了
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Maybe he is 54 in this picture
他在这张照片里可能才 54 岁吧。
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[it says in french that he’s 70 years old](image)
[法文里写着他今年 70 岁](image)
yodalr63 赞2017/12/12
Found this picture of Cannon Colossus which seems to be from the year 1884: image He looks at least in his 20's there. So he might be in his 50's when the OP's picture was taken. EDIT: Apparently it says that Cannon Colossus was born on 1884 making his age on OP's picture 29.
找到了这张 Cannon Colossus 的照片，看起来是 1884 年的： image 他在那张照片里怎么看也得有 20 多岁了。所以楼主发的那张照片里，他大概已经 50 多岁了。 编辑：看来上面写的是 Cannon Colossus 生于 1884 年，这么算的话，他在楼主那张照片里才 29 岁。
Chrisixx40 赞2017/12/12
I think the picture says he was born in Amsterdam, in 1884, not that the picture is from 1884.
我觉得照片上写的是他 1884 年出生在阿姆斯特丹，并不是说照片是 1884 年拍的。
azog133731 赞2017/12/12
Translation: Cannon Colossus and his sister, the fattest man in the entire world, net weight of 738 livres (if livres = pounds, then it's ~334.75 kilograms), born in Amsterdam on the May 7, 1884. EDIT: The French livre was equal to 500 grams, so his weight was 369 kg.
翻译：Cannon Colossus 和他的妹妹，全世界最胖的男人，净重 738 里弗尔（如果 1 里弗尔等于 1 磅，那就是约 334.75 公斤），1884 年 5 月 7 日出生于阿姆斯特丹。 编辑：当时的法国里弗尔等于 500 克，所以他的体重应该是 369 公斤。
TheGrammatonCleric36 赞2017/12/12
His sister was the fattest man in the world? Another example of the matriarchy oppressing us men.
他姐姐是世界上最胖的男人？这又是一个母权社会压迫我们男人的例子。
Stantron395 赞2017/12/12
Are those cigars strapped to his chest? Is he wearing some sort of cigar holster?
他胸前绑的是雪茄吗？他这是戴了某种雪茄枪套吗？
niceserverwow131 赞2017/12/12
looks like it, they all are smoking one aswell. Or those are dynamite!
看起来像，他们每个人也都叼着一根呢。又或者那是炸药！
breatherevenge19 赞2017/12/13
That'd be a neat game. Cuban Roulette. 6 cigars, one is dynamite.
那游戏听着挺有意思。古巴轮盘赌。6根雪茄，其中一根是炸药。
hid3y0shi18 赞2017/12/12
This reminds me how Blackbeard used to(allegedly) set his beard on fire.
这让我想起黑胡子当年是怎么（据传）把自己胡子点着玩的。
Ask_if_im_an_alien41 赞2017/12/12
That must be his smoking jacket.
那一定是他的“吸烟装”吧。
CedarCabPark20 赞2017/12/12
What a time to be alive Side note, there's pictures from before this that are actually legit color and they're amazing. Look up Russia early color pictures or something. It's one of the coolest photo galleries on the internet, easily. Saw it like 5 or 6 years ago and I still check it out every few months. All these pictures of rural isolated groups, things we almost never see in color. His hat reminded me of it.
能活在当下的时代真是太棒了。 顺便提一句，网上有一些比这更早的、真正的彩色历史照片，简直绝了。搜一下“俄罗斯早期彩色照片”之类的关键词就能找到。那绝对是网上最酷的图片集之一，没有之一。大概五六年前我看到过，现在每隔几个月我还会回去翻翻。照片里全是那些偏远乡村族群的生活日常，这些画面我们几乎从未见过彩色的版本。 他戴的这顶帽子让我想起了这些照片。
scrumptiouscakes38 赞2017/12/12
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chokha
quad64bit18 赞2017/12/12
I disagree with the way reddit handled third party app charges and how it responded to the community. I'm moving to the fediverse! -- mass edited with redact.dev
我不认同 Reddit 处理第三方应用收费的方式，也不喜欢他们对社区诉求的这种回应态度。我要搬去联邦宇宙（fediverse）了！—— 此消息已通过 redact.dev 进行批量编辑。
DorInte205 赞2017/12/12
I don't think a big hat qualifies you for the tallest man
我觉得光靠一顶大帽子可不能让你成为最高的人。
eldritch_ape192 赞2017/12/12
That picture makes him look small. [Here he is standing up](image).
那张照片把他拍得好小只。[这是他站着的样子](image)。
Secret_Caterpillar101 赞2017/12/12
That other guy is like, "We get it, you're very tall. You don't have to be a dick about it."
旁边那哥们儿心里估计在想：“行了行了，知道你个子高了。没必要在这儿装逼显摆吧。”
Zayin-Ba-Ayin62 赞2017/12/12
"look at this small man! Seig heil hahaha!"
“快看这个小矮子！嗨，希特勒，哈哈哈！”
jaguarp8055 赞2017/12/12
Look at his feet
看看他的脚。
DorInte101 赞2017/12/12
Well you know what they say about guys with big feet. Big hats.
嘿，你知道大家是怎么说大脚男人的吗？帽子也大。
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Mr_Canard24 赞2017/12/12
8'7"
nascentt20 赞2017/12/12
The picture's misleading. He's actually sitting down not standing up.
这照片有点误导人。他其实是坐着，不是站着。
super_ag137 赞2017/12/12
Here's an translation of the French caption found on an uncolorized version of this picture. "Cannon, the giant Dutch colossus weighing 738 pounds, doing a game with the biggest Russian Casacque and the 70 year old Dwarf Chip."
以下是这张照片未上色版本中法文说明的翻译。 “加农（Cannon），那位重达738磅的荷兰巨人巨兽，正在和最高大的俄罗斯哥萨克人以及70岁的侏儒奇普（Chip）一起表演节目。”
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I just want to know how in the age before internet they all wound up in a room together.
我就是想知道，在互联网普及之前的那个年代，他们是怎么凑到同一个房间里的。
eldritch_ape165 赞2017/12/12
People could communicate over long distances with each other before the internet through methods such as sending mail or making telephone calls.
在互联网出现之前，人们可以通过寄信或打电话等方式进行远距离交流。
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I get that, but like how did they get each other's number or addresses. There had to have been some middle man who was like: you know what, I'm gunna do a bit.
我懂你的意思，但他们到底是怎么搞到对方号码或者住址的啊。肯定有个中间人在那儿搞事，心想：嘿，我这就来整一出。
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Reddit can keep the username, but I'm nuking the content lol -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev
Reddit 可以留着这用户名，但内容我全给删了哈 —— 已通过 https://redact.dev 批量删除所有 Reddit 内容。
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Dear god man....What have computers done to your expectations? How does anything get planned ever? Did you think everyone just threw shit at each other and poked fires with sticks before 1988?
我的天哪……电脑到底把你对事物的预期拉高到什么程度了？那在没有电脑的时候，大家是怎么规划任何事情的？你该不会觉得 1988 年以前，大家就是只会互相扔屎、拿木棍戳火堆吧？
MannyTostado1876 赞2017/12/12
"Well, I fold." ~ fat man's chair
“好吧，我认怂。” ~ 胖子的椅子
TheGrammatonCleric24 赞2017/12/12
"All in" ~*fat man's penis*
“全押。” ~*胖子的命根子*
Bascule_the_rascal36 赞2017/12/12
"I am the tallest man in Europe, of course I need the tallest hat in Europe."
“我是全欧洲最高的男人，我当然得戴全欧洲最高的帽子。”
jecinci33 赞2017/12/12
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[原图](image) 想看更多上色照片和/或进行定制委托，请访问我的以下主页： [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/jecinci/) [Flickr](https://www.flickr.com/photos/jecinci_colorizations/) [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/jecinci/) [Twitter](https://twitter.com/jecinci)
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If you were fat back then wasn't it most likely you were really rich?
如果在那时候你是个胖子，是不是多半说明你非常有钱？
Loughty0125 赞2017/12/12
Or just ate a ton of lard
或者单纯就是猪油吃多了。
chris25tx25 赞2017/12/12
Well!? Who won?
怎么样！？到底谁赢了？
nascentt23 赞2017/12/12
The short guy looks like he's about to roll out a flush
那矮个子看起来就像马上要甩出一手同花牌一样。
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I feel like Europe got really cartoony in the time period leading up to ww1
我总觉得一战前夕的那段时期，欧洲简直魔幻得像部动画片。
redditproha20 赞2017/12/12
Safe to assume the skinniest did not make it til this picture was taken.
可以肯定地说，最瘦的那个在拍这张照片之前就已经挂了。
TheSkeletonInsideMe20 赞2017/12/12
No, he's there. You just can't see him because he has his side turned toward the camera.
不，他在那儿呢。你只是看不见他，因为他侧着身子对镜头。
JJhistory13 赞2017/12/12
I like how the tallest guy also has a tall hat. It's like. *Oh no I am not tall enough, I NEED to be taller*
我挺喜欢那个个子最高的哥们还戴了顶高帽子的。简直就像是在说： *噢不，我还是不够高，我得变得更高才行*
rexrekt11 赞2017/12/12
Cannon Colossus is a kickass name for fat.
“巨型加农炮”这个名字简直酷毙了，用来形容胖子绝了。
wuapinmon11 赞2017/12/12
This is when the Oxford Comma is important. This title is poorly punctuated.
这时候牛津逗号就显得很重要了。这个标题标点打得真烂。
pussypink11 赞2017/12/12
Fattest man in Europe? How times have changed
欧洲最胖的人？这世道真是变了啊。
mrcanard10 赞2017/12/12
The fat guy looks fairly young. Wonder how long a made it?
那胖子看起来挺年轻的。不知道他能撑多久？
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moleratical7 赞2017/12/12
In less than a year they'd all be at war with each other
不到一年，他们所有人就会陷入内战了。
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