if he had the funds he'd built a Death Star. For the good of mankind.
要是他有那钱,他绝对会造个死星出来。为了全人类的福祉嘛。
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The actual Death Star was built for the good of mankind. Our grand Emperor wanted to use it to bring peace and justice to the galaxy.
真正的死星本来就是为了全人类的福祉而造的。我们伟大的皇帝陛下想用它为银河系带来和平与正义。
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(帝国没做错)
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Naa, he'd have taken the funds, built something entirely different with a 40% chance of working and skipped town.
不,他肯定会拿走资金,搞出一个完全不同的东西,成功率也就40%,然后卷铺盖跑路。
StickyCarpet66 赞2017/11/5
Yeah, that's pretty much what he did in Telluride. Fired up the biggest Tesla coil he could build with the research investment, crack off a full sized lightning bolt, and melt down the municipal power supply. No question, he had the most extreme powers of invention and visualization, and he was a inexhaustible technician and laboratory experimenter. But if he had set the Earth magnetic field into resonant vibration, every trace in every computer board would be generating it's own power, and the digital age would probably never have been possible. He did not believe in electrons.
>But if he had set the Earth magnetic field into resonant vibration What do you mean by that?
>但如果他把地球磁场设置成了共振状态呢?
你这话是什么意思?
StickyCarpet39 赞2017/11/5
He wanted to maintain a tuned sequence of powerful electrical impulses into the ground to cause a sustained resonant vibration in the Earths electromagnetic field. Once you got it going it could be sustained with a comparably small (still pretty big) amount of power fired as pulses to keep it going. edit: Think of little timed pushes keeping a big swing-set swinging. Then anyone with a stretched wire anywhere on the planet could get "free" power for their electric lights and motors. Downside is every stretched wire on Earth generates some power. That plan would have also run into the "tragedy of the commons" effect, where anyone could set up a massive power sink to convert the un-metered electrical supply into products for sale that would otherwise be uneconomical. Like making diamonds out of carbon. Those kinds of operations would have dampened the resonant vibration in unpredictable ways, and required that someone somewhere keep feeding the beast.
I was absolutely convinced this would be Manningface. Pleasantly surprised.
我本来百分之百肯定这会是曼宁鬼脸(Manningface)。结果倒是给了我个小惊喜。
kalitarios84 赞2017/11/5
I was expecting [Grand Moff Tarkin]()
我本来还以为会是[塔金总督]()呢。
WetDirt45 赞2017/11/5
I was absolutely convinced this would be Manningface. Pleasantly surprised.
我本来百分之百肯定这会是曼宁鬼脸(Manningface)。结果倒是给了我个小惊喜。
Solenka15 赞2017/11/5
Oh, thank you! I'll try to remember his last moments with this image instead. Interesting difference between the two photos, quality-wise. This image's been compressed to bits I guess.
Almost every one of us spends the last days so miserable and destitute.
我们几乎每个人最后那几天都过得凄凄惨惨、一贫如洗。
Vague_Disclosure1,083 赞2017/11/5
Shit, I️ must be in my last days
操,那我肯定是在过我人生最后那几天了。
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RacistWillie74 赞2017/11/5
I had the same problem. Copy and paste the weird A and box character Go to Settings > General > Keyboard > Text Replacement and have the A character replaced with I. Also add I to replace I. And I to replace i. Works for me, check it. I went to the park. I remember the Alamo. I love penis. I wish I had penis all the time. I want penis for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Etc.
我也遇到过同样的问题。复制粘贴那个奇怪的 A 和方框字符。
进入“设置” > “通用” > “键盘” > “文本替换”,把那个 A 字符替换成“I”。
再加一条把“I”替换成“I”(大写),还有把“i”也替换成“I”。
对我来说有用,你试试看。
我去了公园。我记得阿拉莫之战。我喜欢丁丁。我希望我一直有丁丁。我早餐、午餐和晚餐都想吃丁丁。等等。
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"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive" --Robert Heinlein, Job - A Comedy of Divine Justice
“人生最大的讽刺是,几乎没人能活着走出这一生。”
——罗伯特·海因莱因,《约伯:神义喜剧》
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dtlv581317 赞2017/11/5
Destitute as he was due to his very poor money handling skill, lack of business acumen and profligate spending (he was eating out at the waldorf Astoria like it was a diner), Tesla was not really in deep distress. Samuel Westinghouse was taking care of him, paying for his rent at the new Yorker hotel (which was quite fancy at the time) and other expenses, in gratitude to Tesla for waiving the royalty on him.
Can confirm, 100% useless and worthless person here
实锤了,这里就有一个百分之百没用且一文不值的人。
Im_a_Knob16 赞2017/11/5
Oh man, you too?
天哪,你也是吗?
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Cageweek54 赞2017/11/5
Your existence, and the existence of actors and entertainers, is far more important than you make it out to be. People need entertainment ... and people need people, too, for that matter. Although most of us really are ultimately easily replacable, it doesn't mean we are worthless and don't mean anything. We all matter. We should all believe that our fellow human beings has a fundamental value in this world. I don't view people's worth based exclusively on what great feats they've accomplished.
Thanks for being you. Too many people come to comment threads to spread and share their apathy and act like it's normal to hate yourself and your life. Some do it ironically but the endless negativity can be really tough to those on the edge of depression or in a tough time in their life.
Definitely a meme. Social isolation can definitely lead to a weird sense of humor and more metaphorical thinking Referring to an animal you see and feed regularly as your 'wife' falls under that. I'm not saying he wasn't a troubled guy, I just don't buy the literal interpretation that he literally thought the pigeon was his wife. All it really meant is he had a connection with it, which isn't that weird at all.
No We can jump on his grave though! We can also point at his spiritual successor Elon Musk
不行。
不过咱们可以去他坟头蹦迪!
咱们也可以指着他那位“精神接班人”马斯克过过嘴瘾。
esotouric_tours1,033 赞2017/11/5
We have an elderly mechanical genius friend who was hired by the US government to build working models of all of Tesla's patents, just in case they'd missed something revolutionary. (Apparently not.) He had actually known Tesla as a family friend.
I thought that was the piont that we misses out on all of it because of Edison's greed. Or was it really unusable?
我一直以为重点在于我们错失了这一切,全是因为爱迪生太贪婪。还是说那些东西真的没法用?
QuidProQuoChocobo230 赞2017/11/5
Gov definitely came in to nab up all his patents when he died, as to what happened to them afterword I’m not sure
他死的时候,政府绝对是第一时间跑去把他的专利全给收缴了,至于后来那些专利去了哪儿,我就不清楚了。
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Wouldn't they still be in the patent office, or some sort of central archive. 🤨
它们不应该还留在专利局,或者某种中央档案馆里吗?🤨
kalitarios81 赞2017/11/5
or misplaced. or destroyed like JFK's x-ray to conserve space in the national archives
或者就是被搞丢了。
要不然就是像肯尼迪的X光片那样,为了给国家档案馆腾地方而被销毁了。
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Lol whut? Can provided a link to this? We'll just destroy some records to make room for more? Doesn't that destroy the point of records. I mean these aren't just minutes from some sub committee meeting from a hundred years ago.
All of his patents and "patent wrappers" (the correspondence pertaining to the patents) is available from the USPTO, for a fee, in paper form. What did get nabbed up was his body, immediately after death and without any medical examination, by the agents of the Serbian embassy. One theory is it was done to protect the legacy of a Serbian hero, and to keep private some kind of self-mutilation that was evident, and may have occurred in Tesla's teens just before he left for America, perhaps in penance and out of guilt for having killed his older brother when Tesla was just a toddler. (By leading a horse down the cellar stair above where his brother was playing.)
Fun fact, Donald Trumps uncle was the scientist the FBI hired to go through all of teslas blueprints.
说个冷知识,唐纳德·特朗普的叔叔就是FBI雇来翻阅特斯拉所有蓝图的那个科学家。
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The truth of the matter is that while Tesla did have many important patents and moved electrical engineering forwards massively, but he was a bit player at the time. Without Westinghouse no one would know who he is. Edison was the Steve Jobs of his time. The gilded age has so many direct parallels to our time, especially the patent wars over light bulbs and power distribution systems. And now HVDC is the future of power transmission. ~~A bit less efficient, but~~ far more robust. Turns out Edison might have been right on accident. Those interested in gilded age history, the patent wars over the light bulb, just role what Edison, Tesla, and Westinghouse played should check out the book "Empires of Light: Edison, Tesla, Westinghouse, and the Race to Electrify the World," and no I am not the author. I just really enjoyed the presentation of the material without out all the Tesla circle jerking.
It's mostly a myth. There's no proof that they quarreled even. Tesla had some grand ideas that couldn't be executed on. Edison was good at business execution. It's like Ford, who didn't invent the car, he figured out ways to bring it to the masses. He still was a Nazi fuck tho. In this world the latter well always win. Personally I think that's a good thing...
Fun fact! Ford established a colony in the middle of the Amazon, so to acquire raw resources (like rubber) on the cheap. This factory town was run like a midwestern christian cult, and was a huge failure.
Ford tried to run everything like a Midwestern Christian cult. His draconian moralizing and cheapskatery caused problems with the factory in Denmark too.
"draconian moralizing and cheapskatery" Are you one of his investors, back from the dead?
“严苛的道德绑架和抠门劲儿”
你是他哪位死而复生的投资人吗?
BlueShellOP99 赞2017/11/5
[He wrote The International Jew](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_International_Jew), was awarded the Grand Cross of the German Eagle, and Hitler himself kept a portrait of Ford in his office. Yes. The man was a Nazi.
Just know that all people are capable of great things and evil things at the same time. Almost no one falls into all good or all bad categories, most are a shade of grey.
There IS proof that Edison went on a marketing tour electrocuting animals with AC power to scare people into thinking it's dangerous. Edison was pretty much a piece of shit. But if you want to call that "no proof that they quarreled", well....
Alternating current is obviously usable. Edison was definitely a better salesman.
交流电显然是好用的。爱迪生确实是个更厉害的销售。
lion3times26 赞2017/11/5
Yes, he was also better at forsight, execution, scaling and all the other things that allowed you and me to have electricity.
对,而且他在前瞻性、执行力、规模化以及其他所有能让你我今天用上电的事情上,都比对方强。
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Tesla didn't invent AC. Did not bring it to US. Was not the first person to create asynchronous motor. Did not invent the 3-phase system we use today. Didn't build the first AC system in the US.
He also didn't invent radio, xray, or radar but that doesn't stop people from giving him credit.
他也没发明无线电、X射线或雷达,但这根本挡不住人们要把功劳往他身上揽。
FliryVorru764 赞2017/11/5
We always remember great innovators in their twilight years. Vain as it may be, I wish we would remember them in their physical prime. Here's the same genius [in his early twenties]()
_" Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark."_ -Tesla, upon discovering Edison's lightbulbs.
Reddit is freaky some times, I watched this episode the other day. I forgot how good Hey Arnold was.
Reddit 有时候真是邪门,我前几天刚看完这一集。我都快忘了《嘿!阿诺德》原来这么好看。
Sudija33283 赞2017/11/5
This image is misleading... Nikola Tesla did not die poor and alone, nor was he forgotten. Since 1936 until his death he received a substantial monthly compensations from King Pavle Karadjordevic of Yugoslavia. He was also awarded the medal of "White Eagle of the first degree" awarded only to a few selected people who did something extraordinary for the state or the crown. Until the end of his life, he didn't have to worry about his financial situation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla#Living_circumstances Doesn't sound too misleading to me. He definitely did not end his life happy, that's for sure. You don't board your self up in a hotel room and feed pigeons as your hobby in old age if your are a happy person. The maid found him in his hotel room dead, two days later, with a do not disturb sign on the door. I'd call that alone.
Sudija33128 赞2017/11/5
That was his choice. He did not like being disturbed, he didn't have friends by his choice, and he chose to live in the hotel. He didn't have any children, no wife (tho he was very sought after as a bachelor)... What else could you expect? He deemed people not worthy to waste time on really. Combination of all of that, his very old age, the world changing around him must have hit him hard, but that's life for you.
The smart must have accumulated in the upper part of his head
看来他那份聪明才智全都堆到脑门顶上去了。
LiveBeef148 赞2017/11/5
That's...generally how it works, yeah
那就是……大概的运作方式,没错。
falconx5052 赞2017/11/5
You don't have a brain in your lower mandible?
你下巴底下没长脑子吗?
blakebambi199 赞2017/11/4
I love Tesla. The more I read about that man, the more I think of him as an amazing soul and mind way ahead of his time, an individual that loved to play with ideas and the prospects of reality that was yet to be discovered or is still to be descovered. And no matter how much you read about him, he still stays a mystery. It really makes me sad to see this photo knowing of the situation he was in in his late years and time of death. His eyes are so sad and exhausted and I only whish to have had a chance to meet him and talk to him, just listen and try to understand a mind so unique.
"Prodigal Genius" is a good biography of him, written by a personal friend of his.
《天才的浪子》(Prodigal Genius)是他的一本好传记,作者是他的一位私交好友。
fuckcloud88 赞2017/11/5
Nikola tesla, overshadowed by thomas Edison, died, ironically, with his head the shape of a lightbulb.
尼古拉·特斯拉被托马斯·爱迪生盖过了风头,讽刺的是,他去世时,脑袋的形状竟然像个灯泡。
Wakka_bot30 赞2017/11/5
Pretty sure he was only overshadowed while alive. Nowadays we respect him more than edison.
我敢肯定,他只是在世时被盖过了风头。如今我们对他比对爱迪生尊敬多了。
I_worship_odin77 赞2017/11/5
> Nowadays we respect him more than edison. Reddit does.
> 现在我们比起爱迪生,更尊重他了。
Reddit 是这么觉得的。
bravo206266 赞2017/11/5
His face frame looks the same as Tesla logo.
他的脸型看起来和特斯拉的 Logo 一模一样。
BoredOneNight51 赞2017/11/5
Damn this post is a minefield of comments
操,这帖子底下的评论简直是
capslockgodwinslaw40 赞2017/11/4
people like him seem to add credence to the idea of simulation theory. It's like every century or so we earn a few loot boxes of brilliant forward minds that literally change our species forever. Like for every five hundred million people we get someone who was worth the inane, pointlessness of most of our lives.
dunno if reddit really counts as common parlance, though.
不过,我不知道 Reddit 算不算得上是普通话语境。
SurrealEstate25 赞2017/11/5
> Like for every five hundred million people we get someone who was worth the inane, pointlessness of most of our lives. Reminds me of what Stephen Jay Gould said about the analysis of Einstein's brain post-mortem: “I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”
The point is to enjoy it and, if you want to be a good member of your species, to help future generations by leaving the world a little better than you found it. We’re just star farts that became sentient. Don’t over think it. Don’t ruin it for everyone else by being a bad person, enjoy it while it lasts
One of the devastating photos for those who admire him ;(
对于那些崇拜他的人来说,这照片看着真叫人心碎 ;(
anothertrad21 赞2017/11/5
Why? Looks normal for 86 years
为什么?86岁长这样挺正常的吧。
ACEofSPADES-9717 赞2017/11/5
He’d be a BILLIONAIRE in the 90s if he had patented his inventions but he dint cuz he wasn’t greedy and just wanted the world to be a better place to live! (And he calculated the natural frequency of the earth way back then, scientists today still cannot precisely determine). That’s the kind of genius he was!! Huge respect to Nikola Tesla _/\_
To think this is the face of the guy who invested paypal
真不敢相信这脸竟然是那个投资了贝宝(PayPal)的大佬。
Truecel00711 赞2017/11/5
Square jaw, positive canthal tilt, hunter eyes....he probably died by drowning in pussy!
方下巴,正向眦角,猎人眼……他这辈子估计是被女人淹死的吧!
RedditSucksCockz10 赞2017/11/5
Looks like the picture was taken 3 years after he died
这照片看起来像是在他死后三年拍的。
bumsnagger9 赞2017/11/5
Evacuate? in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!
撤离?在我们大获全胜的时刻?我觉得你太高估他们的胜算了!
mrlowwkey9 赞2017/11/5
Why does he look so starved?
他怎么看起来一副饿死鬼投胎的样子?
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My mom lives near where his shop was in colorado springs. The people who live on the spot have asked media to not release the address anymore because all kinds of cosmic hippies and strange folks would show up at the door or be found in the back yard doing their conspiracy theory or energy stuff or whatever.