1947年,北极探险家彼得·弗鲁钦(Peter Freuchen)与其妻子、时尚插画家达格玛·科恩(Dagmar Cohn)的肖像照 [573 x 700]
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grantimatter6,140 赞2017/9/5
He was once trapped under a massive amount of snow and ice. He dug himself out with a chisel molded from his own frozen feces. From [here](https://intpolicydigest.org/2014/01/23/key-arctic-survival-improvised-implements-excrement/): > What a way to die…I gave up once more and let the hours pass without another move. But I recovered my strength while I rested and my morale improved. I was alive after all. I had not eaten for hours, but my digestion felt all right. I got a new idea! I had often seen dog’s dung in the sled track and had noticed that it would freeze as solid as a rock. Would not the cold have the same effect on human discharge? Repulsive as the thought was, I decided to try the experiment. I moved my bowels and from the excrement I managed to fashion a chisel-like instrument which I left to freeze…I was patient. I did not want to risk breaking my new tool by using it too soon…At last I decided to try my chisel and it worked!
I never thought I'd read something like that. Super interesting.
我从没想过我会读到这种玩意儿。超级带劲。
Fleith1,215 赞2017/9/5
It gets even better:
> Long story short, Freuchen extricates himself with the help of his improvised chisel after about thirty hours of confinement, and crawls three hours back to camp. Crawling, because his feet are frostbitten. After he gets back to camp, gangrene sets in on one foot. The standard Eskimo remedy—a poultice of bloody lemming skin—stops the gangrene by peeling all the flesh and muscle off his toes. Freuchen is understandably dismayed by the skeletal appearance of his ravaged foot. Less understandably, he decides to do something about it, amputating his toes himself with a big pair of pincers and a hammer. Freuchen was a teetotaler, so no anesthetic was apparently involved.
On February 15, 1921, Evan O'Neill Kane carried out his own appendectomy in an attempt to prove the efficacy of local anaesthesia for such operations. He is believed to have been the first surgeon to have done so.[5] However, Kane previously performed appendectomies (on others) with local anesthetic.[6] In 1932, he performed an even more risky self-operation of repairing his inguinal hernia at the age of 70.[7]" Straight from wiki, so crazy!
Mein sveet toeless Freuchen, come give nana a lil schvitz. *Shhhhhh now. Shhhhhh.*
我那甜心没脚趾的主人,快来给姥姥(nana)出一身热汗吧。
*嘘——现在别出声。嘘——*
jamesharveyyall121 赞2017/9/6
I just grew a chest hair reading this.
读到这段话,我胸毛都长出来了。
remembermereddit1,224 赞2017/9/5
Bear Grylls eat your heart out.
贝尔·格里尔斯,看你还怎么跟我比。
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he would probably at least try a bite of the poop dagger
他八成至少会想尝一口那把“屎刀”。
kellysmom01426 赞2017/9/5
I believe that would be a poopsicle.
我觉得那应该叫“屎冰棍”(poopsicle)。
BR0THAKYLE130 赞2017/9/5
A shatger, if you will?
或者如果你愿意的话,叫它“屎匕首”(shatger)?
alohasnafu87 赞2017/9/5
This will never be my weapon of choice
这玩意儿绝对不会是我的首选武器。
PM_UR_FRUIT_GARNISH33 赞2017/9/6
Half the battle is in your enemies' mind(s). I'd totally make a poop dagger. If not by the initial wound, they'd most likely die from the infection. Badass weapon of the ages.
Let's pretend you're buried underneath a mountain of snow and ice, and you have no other choices, would it be then?
咱们假设你被埋在雪山冰堆下面,而且你别无选择,那时候你会用它吗?
alohasnafu42 赞2017/9/6
Oh yeah. But I'm not running to make one at this moment.
噢没错。但我这会儿可没打算搞一个。
shiny_lustrous_poo19 赞2017/9/6
I challenge you to a duel
我向你发起决斗。
oaqkxqjkxqxpy57 赞2017/9/5
he can eat the toes of that dude. > he decides to do something about it, amputating his toes himself with a big pair of pincers and a hammer. Freuchen was a teetotaler, so no anesthetic was apparently involved.
I think u can make an exception to the no-drinking rule right now dude
哥们,我觉得你现在可以破个例,别管什么禁酒令了。
SwordofMichonne37 赞2017/9/6
Grylls sleeps in hotels between takes. All of his antics are silly at best, staged and potentially dangerous at worst. He's probably badass in real life but his show is bullshit.
Bear Grylls shows are entertainment. And he never pretends that they are anything but that. Read his autobiography and I guarantee you will come away with a different opinion of him.
Everyone seems to have this opinion of Grylls. While it isn't as authentic as Les Stroud's show Bear still showed a lot of effective stuff and as far as I know he definitely helped popularize the survival genre and he doesn't get enough credit for that. If he hadn't done the show I don't know if I would've picked up hiking or trekking as a youth, and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.
I was at a lecture here in Denmark once where they talked about various Danish (and Scandinavian) explorers. It was insane the stuff they did, stuff like this or arriving with all their horses dead, to having to eat polar bear liver to survive in a blizzard which is really not something you wanna eat, it's PACKED with vitamin A, only reason they even had it around was cause it was the only part of the bear you don't eat, not even sled dogs can handle it apparently. To digging yourself out with frozen faeces. **Peter Freuchen**, **Fridtjof Nansen**, and **Vitus Bering** all have some really amazing stories. I'm not sure if there's any books not in Danish but honestly anything you can find about them should be really interesting.
I'm not saying this is not true, but it does sound a bit like a made up story told to make the adventure more interesting...
我不是说这事儿不是真的,但这听起来确实有点像为了让探险经历更传奇而编出来的故事……
Pal_Smurch259 赞2017/9/5
They sell that very same model of chisel at Harbor Freight.
哈伯弗莱特 (Harbor Freight) 就卖同款凿子。
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I used the 25% off coupon, so the chisel is a little small....
我用了那个 25% 的优惠券,所以这把凿子确实有点小……
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AerThreepwood17 赞2017/9/6
Have you considered giving him a free shitty multimeter or magnetic tray every time you see him?
你有没有考虑过每次见到他时,都送他一个垃圾万用表或者磁性托盘之类的东西?
alohasnafu355 赞2017/9/5
Just the way this photograph is staged to make him look so large, some details may have been embellished. But he still sounds like an amazing man.
这张照片的构图就是为了让他看起来特别高大,有些细节可能被美化了。但他听起来依然是个了不起的人。
MissVancouver145 赞2017/9/5
He was 6'7" and fiercely strong. He wears that coat well. If you examine the staging, you'll notice how it cleverly masks that his left leg is amputated. Read his Wikipedia article, he was an amazing adventurer.
Can you believe that people were at one time just paid to explore parts of the world Western society didn't know anything about? Just like, hopped on old planes, flew there, and came back with wild stories and missing limbs.
Pretty sure I wouldn't challenge him on it directly, regardless.
反正我肯定是不敢当面找他茬的,想都别想。
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clouddevourer18 赞2017/9/5
I was thinking along the lines of him actually digging himself out, then adding the poop shovel detail to make the story more interesting. Who knows, maybe he got some comments like "wow, you're such a big guy, your poops must be enormous!" (I only heard these in reference to dogs, but who knows) and told this story in response
found this on his wikipedia page Doesn't look all that massive compared to his wife there
在他的维基百科页面上发现了这个:
跟旁边他老婆比起来,看起来也没那么魁梧嘛。
alohasnafu38 赞2017/9/5
She must be pretty tall too - looks like 6 feet.
她肯定也挺高的——看起来得有6英尺呢。
zebedir24 赞2017/9/6
She also looks a fair bit younger than him there
她在那张照片里看起来比他年轻不少。
alohasnafu42 赞2017/9/6
He was 21 years older than her
他比她大21岁。
WaldenFont27 赞2017/9/5
Also the way they managed to hide his missing leg in the shadow. I love this picture everytime I see it.
而且他们也巧妙地用阴影遮住了他缺失的那条腿。每次看到这张照片,我都爱死它了。
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Next you're going to tell me you don't believe Tormund Giantsbane slept with a bear who bit half his dick off.
下一步你是不是还要告诉我,你不信托蒙德那家伙跟一只熊睡过,还被咬掉了一半老二?
photenth54 赞2017/9/5
He was just drunk, woke up in the middle of nowhere and pooped his pants.
他就是喝多了,半路醒过来发现自己拉了一裤兜子。
XeroAnarian74 赞2017/9/5
"Peter, why are you covered in shit?" "What a way to die…I gave up once more and let the hours pass without another move. But I recovered my strength while I rested and my morale improved. I was alive after all. I had not eaten for hours, but my digestion felt all right. I got a new idea! I had often seen dog’s dung in the sled track and had noticed that it would freeze as solid as a rock. Would not the cold have the same effect on human discharge? Repulsive as the thought was, I decided to try the experiment. I moved my bowels and from the excrement I managed to fashion a chisel-like instrument which I left to freeze…I was patient. I did not want to risk breaking my new tool by using it too soon…At last I decided to try my chisel and it worked!"
His Danish nickname was Peter the liar. He was known for making up stories like that.
他有个丹麦外号叫“骗子彼得”。他就是以这种编故事的本事出名的。
The_King_In_Red21 赞2017/9/5
Talk about a shit situation
说到这就不得不提,这处境简直操蛋到家了。
Bramoman1,573 赞2017/9/5
I had an exchange student that was native Greenlander. Her dad was born in 1940s Greenland. We visited them in Nuuk a few years back and he told us a story of when he was very young he met Freuchen. He apparently got her father really enthralled with a story about his travels and got to a point in the tale where he stabbed something with a knife, at which time Fruchen pulled out a knife and jammed it into his leg. His wooden leg. Apparently her father screamed in horror. I can only imagine this was met by a hearty belly laugh from Freuchen.
I can imagine his deep belly laugh. Thanks for sharing this story.
我脑海里已经有他那爽朗的大笑声了。多谢分享这个故事。
PaulKwisatzHaderach65 赞2017/9/6
I imagine it's like Joerg Sprave's.
我觉得那笑声大概跟 Joerg Sprave(译注:YouTube著名的弹弓博主)的一样魔性。
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inferno350z31 赞2017/9/6
If he did that to a tie imagine what hed do with annoying kids was their thought
他们当时的想法是:如果他能对一条领带做出那种事,那他要是遇上烦人的小孩估计更下得去手。
BashSwuckler88 赞2017/9/6
Yes. Thank you for explaining the joke.
是啊。感谢你解释了这个梗。
HoldenTite950 赞2017/9/5
I wished I lived during the era when arctic explorer was a valid career choice.
真希望我能活在那个北极探险家还能作为正经职业选择的年代。
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You do, you just need a boat.
你确实能,你只是需要一艘船。
IrrelevantGeOff236 赞2017/9/5
And maybe a coat or two
说不定还得带上一两件大衣。
alohasnafu176 赞2017/9/5
or just a bunch of dead bears
或者干脆准备一堆死熊。
-LEMONGRAB-61 赞2017/9/6
Science cannot move forward without heaps of dead bears!
科学要是没有那一堆堆死掉的熊做铺垫,根本就没法进步!
darkjedidave29 赞2017/9/5
more like a windbreaker or light sweater nowadays.
如今这玩意儿更像件防风夹克或者薄毛衣。
Jewbaccah107 赞2017/9/6
More people than ever before are exploring the Earth's poles. While the northern areas are less inhibited for "careers", Antarctica is teaming with scientists, geologists, and explorers, mostly living in mcmurdo base. There are also even people that just cook or clean that get hired to live down at the base for most of the year. Thousands live there during the summer months. So basically, exploring regions like these old explorers did is easier than it has EVER been before, and there are still tons of things to learn down there, otherwise there wouldn't be a whole US research station, and many other countries have bases! If you really want to do something like that, you can.
Eh, there's a pretty huge difference between discovering and charting the unknown, frozen wasteland and its flora/fauna for the first time in human history and working the morning line cook shift for 6 months in a frozen tin can.
I wish I could name my genitals 'giant wildling children'
真希望我能把我的生殖器取名叫“巨人野人小孩”。
RamenJunkie31 赞2017/9/5
Maybe try "My little Tyrions".
或许可以试试“我的小提利昂们”(My little Tyrions)。
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Also a member of the resistance during WWII, arrested and sentenced to death by the Nazis, but managed to escape to Sweden.
他在二战期间还是个抵抗组织成员,被纳粹逮捕并判处死刑,但最后成功逃到了瑞典。
alohasnafu457 赞2017/9/5
He pretended to be jewish to stand up against antisemitism
他曾假扮成犹太人,以此来反抗反犹主义。
casparh421 赞2017/9/6
Pretended to Be Jewish, during the second world War?!? Christ, how big were his balls?
在二战期间冒充犹太人?!天哪,他胆子得有多大啊?
sorrydaijin275 赞2017/9/6
Judging by everything else on him, about the size of melons.
从他其他方面的表现来看,估计得有哈密瓜那么大。
BornVillain0440 赞2017/9/6
The Nazis that arrested him probably felt like the prison guards in The Green Mile
抓他的那些纳粹估计当时感觉就像《绿里奇迹》里的狱警一样。
RoachKabob36 赞2017/9/6
Big enough to keep him warm at night
够大,晚上还能让他暖和点。
ChillOutAndSmile110 赞2017/9/5
Okay but did he go back and murder them all in revenge? If not then I'm not impressed.
行吧,但他后来回去把他们全杀了吗?要是没杀,那我可一点都不觉得牛逼。
GalileoRules136 赞2017/9/6
I'm hoping to hear he killed them all with a shit knife.
我正等着听他用把破烂刀把他们全给宰了呢。
wnbaloll32 赞2017/9/6
A shatger, if you will
算是“矮人”吧,如果你非要这么说的话。
twocats83432 赞2017/9/5
I like it how they got her sitting down to make him look much bigger.
我挺喜欢他们让她坐着拍,这样显得他更高大。
alohasnafu523 赞2017/9/5
He's only 6'7" (which is tall but he looks 8' in this picture)
他也就 6 英尺 7 英寸(确实挺高,但这照片里看着像有 8 英尺似的)。
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His wife was a fairly tall person too. If you look at the photo that SmallPoxBread posted (the one with the missing leg), she had to be at least 6 ft tall. They would have been a very imposing couple.
Is he missing his leg in the above photo as well? It almost looks like it could be but you can't see anything with the way they have it behind the blanket.
他在上面那张照片里也是缺条腿吗?看着有点像,但因为被毯子挡住了,实在看不真切。
alohasnafu104 赞2017/9/5
Yes, he lost his leg in the 1926 edit: here is the [image]() is referring to
是的,他是 1926 年截的肢。
编辑:这就是 提到的那张[照片]()。
twocats8376 赞2017/9/5
Yeah it's interesting bit of photography.
对,这摄影确实挺有意思。
msnf222 赞2017/9/5
Are you going to wear the fur suit? You're wearing the fur suit again, aren't you? You're damn right I'm wearing the fur suit, woman! Three bears died so I could look this good!
Thank you! You can also see that he is missing a leg which was amputated due to frostbite. Edit: Here is the [image]() that was in the comment before it was deleted.
I've seen it (I live pretty close), and it looks like something from a movie, it's fucking huge. Also, he got a gangrene and had to cut off his foot iirc.
Dang, those are the hardest game show questions I've heard.
靠,这些问题是我听过最难的游戏节目题目了。
Mateoj563 赞2017/9/5
Why is his head so much larger than hers?
为什么他的头比她的大那么多?
snt3823125 赞2017/9/5
Beard + he's a little bit closer to the camera + optical illusion
留了胡子 + 他离镜头稍微近了一点 + 视觉错觉。
alohasnafu61 赞2017/9/5
He looks 8 feet tall in this picture but he's only 6'7"
这张照片里他看起来有8英尺高,但其实他只有6英尺7英寸(约2米)。
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Brigand_of_reddit15 赞2017/9/5
It's a trick of perspective, she is reclined into the background so her head is farther away from the camera than his.
这是视角差的问题,她向后斜靠着,所以她的头离镜头的距离比他的要远。
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This needs to be a movie. An epic fucking movie.
这故事绝对该拍成电影。一部史诗级的他妈的电影。
alohasnafu138 赞2017/9/6
His story is so movie-worthy. * He went on several expeditions. He made a tool out of his own frozen feces. He cut off his own toes. He lost his leg of frostbite. * His first wife wished to buried at a specific church and after she died the church refused to have her buried there because she wasn't baptized so he buried her himself. * He was a leader of a movie company and also worked as a consultant and scriptwriter. * He won $64,000 on The $64,000 Question, an American TV quiz-show on the subject "The Seven Seas"
* During World War II, he was actively involved with the Danish resistance movement against the occupation by Nazi Germany, despite having lost a leg to frostbite. He openly claimed to be Jewish whenever he witnessed anti-semitism. He was imprisoned by the Germans, and was sentenced to death, but he managed to escape and flee to Sweden.
He looks like Conor McGregor getting ready for a fight lol
他看起来像正在准备比赛的康纳·麦格雷戈,笑死。
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Sylvester_Scott39 赞2017/9/5
That's, like, 3 of those IKEA rugs stitched together.
那玩意儿,简直就像是用三块宜家地毯缝在一起搞出来的。
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I heard he conceived Chuck Norris in a three way with a badger and some uranium.
我听说他是那家伙跟一只獾还有一坨铀搞了场 3P,才把他给造出来的。
pandano24 赞2017/9/5
Louis C. K. has really let success go to his head
路易斯·C·K 这家伙真是红了之后就飘了。
pandaSmore21 赞2017/9/6
Fun fact. His first wife was native and his grandson from that marriage became the first Inuk in Canada to be elected as an MP, and represented the electoral district of Nunatsiaq in the Canadian House of Commons from 1979 to 1984.