我老爸在1995年我2岁生日那天拼命逗我开心
1995年，我爸在尽他所能为我庆祝两岁生日，当时有一段时间只有我们父女俩相依为命。
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jbrad9411,614 赞2017/8/27
It's amazing that at the age of 2 you were the same height as your father. Nature is crazy man.
你两岁的时候身高就跟你爸一样高了，这简直绝了。大自然真是疯了，老兄。
Jinxwinks4,154 赞2017/8/27
Ok that made me laugh and now I'm trying not to wake up my fiancé xD
行吧，这把我给逗笑了，搞得我现在还得憋着不敢吵醒我未婚夫，xD。
Hoosier20163,091 赞2017/8/27
...And just like that, millions of hopeful Redditors dreams were crushed.
……就这样，数百万红迪网友的梦想瞬间破碎了。
NeightyNate841 赞2017/8/27
It's like you can actually hear that.
听起来简直跟真的一样。
Camo_Doge385 赞2017/8/27
I imagine the part in Kung Fu Panda where he breaks the Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors
我脑海里浮现出《功夫熊猫》里的那个片段，他打碎了传说中的“低语武士瓮”。
CloudiusWhite181 赞2017/8/27
lol, best part is when he steps in their dust and they give a lil moan again
哈哈哈，最逗的是他踩到他们化成的灰的时候，那几位又发出了那种轻微的呻吟声。
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ThatGuyFromVault11163 赞2017/8/27
It’s like a million voices suddenly cried out, and then were silenced
就好像有一百万个声音突然齐声呐喊，然后又瞬间归于寂静。
asianfatboy301 赞2017/8/27
More like realizing that OP and I are the same age and she already has a fiancé while I'm on my last semester for college but I'm really just wasting my life.
更像是突然意识到楼主跟我同岁，人家都已经有未婚夫了，而我还在读大学最后一个学期，其实根本就是在虚度光阴。
CitizenKetchup86 赞2017/8/27
At least you're in college. Better than a wasted fuck who hasn't even been able to set aside time to get his GED, and now that I know the kind of debt I'll face I'm terrified. (22 here)
起码你还在读大学啊。总比我这种连抽空考个高中同等学历证书（GED）都做不到的废物要强，而且现在一想到我以后要背负的债务，我就怕得要死。（本人22岁）
EscapedHamster91 赞2017/8/27
23, 1 kid, no college, just joined the military, scared out of my mind because home girl is not in shape. Gotta do it for the little one tho.
23岁，有个娃，没上过大学，刚参军。我快吓死了，因为老娘我这身体素质根本不行。但为了孩子，硬着头皮也得干啊。
system3757 赞2017/8/27
Good on you. I take it you haven't left for boot camp yet? When you're in the tough spots, just remember boot camp is just head games. They're trying to get you to punch out. As far as being in shape goes: Start walking as much as you can. Get used to being on your feet. You'll end up doing enough exercise there that you'll be in fine shape.
你好样的。我猜你还没去新兵连报到吧？等你到了那种地狱模式的时候，记住：新兵连就是玩心理战。他们就是想看你会不会主动退缩。
至于身体素质嘛：能走路就多走路。先习惯久站。到了那儿之后训练量够你受的，到最后你身体素质自然就练出来了。
TheBlackGuru50 赞2017/8/27
I'll second that! It's all mental. I kept a little piece of paper that had each day broken into three sections after breakfast, when nobody was looking, I'd color in the first square for that day. It formed a big timeline and eventually everyone else was asking me how many more meals until we were done. My mental game kind of revolved around that. Ok I'm awake, all through morning pt I'm looking forward to breakfast (7 minutes of relative peace), then after breakfast looking forward to lunch, then dinner, then bedtime. Rinse repeat. Eat the elephant one bite at a time and use your kiddo as inspiration (I still do that during my PT tests!). Best of luck!!
我附议！这纯粹就是心态问题。我当时留了一张小纸条，上面把每一天都分成了三部分。吃完早饭，趁没人注意的时候，我就把当天的第一个方块涂满。这成了一个超长的倒计时，最后连别人都跑来问我还要吃几顿饭才能熬出头。
我那时的心理博弈基本上就围着这转。行，醒了，熬过早操就盼着早饭（能有7分钟的安生日子），吃完早饭盼午饭，再盼晚饭，最后盼睡觉。就这么循环往复。凡事要一口一口吃，把孩子当成你的动力（我现在体能测试时还这么干呢！）。祝你好运！！
JakeWolfe2218 赞2017/8/27
Not sure why, but that really resonated with me. As a civilian, thank you for that insight into training. I feel like I learned a lot about the general (mental) experience from your comment.
不知道为什么，但我真的特别有共鸣。作为一个普通老百姓，很感谢你分享了这些关于训练的内幕。我觉得通过你的评论，我对那种普遍的（心理）经历了解了很多。
rgf504896 赞2017/8/27
I am also the same age. I graduated a year ago 5 and a half years of school), broke up with my long term boyfriend and have been alone ever since. I know that feeling. I feel like I'll never meet someone, let alone get engaged. Hang in there, you'll get it figured out.
我跟你同龄。我是一年前毕业的（读了五年半书），跟相处很久的男朋友分手后，一直都是单身。我懂那种感觉。我觉得我再也遇不到合适的人了，更别提订婚了。挺住，你会好起来的。
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Geez, get a room, you two.
天哪，你们俩要不去开个房吧。
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PeteToscano41 赞2017/8/27
Trust me, marriage is not something you need to rush into. College is far from wasting your life. (Unless you're getting an art degree, then it's wasting your life _and_ money. ;) ) Edit: can't cap correctly.
相信我，结婚这事儿真没必要操之过急。上大学可一点都不算浪费生命。（除非你读的是艺术学位，那不仅浪费生命，还顺便把钱也给烧了。;） ）
编辑：我这人真是不懂怎么正经说话（can't cap correctly）。
ImmaTriggerYou18 赞2017/8/27
Why do I think some will still try to be witty and pm op saying that they're better than the man she choose and/or that they'll be waiting if she changes her mind?
我就在想，为什么总有些人非要自作聪明，跑去私信楼主说他们比她选的那个男人强，或者说他们会一直等着她回心转意？
MoosemanJR32 赞2017/8/27
I was just gonna ask who took the picture...
我正想问呢，到底是谁拍的照片……
MattytheWireGuy134 赞2017/8/27
Im sure I really need to get used to this, but when I see a picture of a 2 year old that is getting married and they were 2 when I was graduating from HS, you really start feeling old. I'd say Go Aggies but I say Go Hornets!!!
我肯定得好好适应一下这事儿，但当我看到一张2岁小孩结婚的照片，而我高中毕业的时候他们才2岁，那种觉得自己老了的感觉真的就上来了。我本想喊声“Aggies加油”，但我还是要喊“Hornets加油”！！！
Jinxwinks62 赞2017/8/27
My high school mascot was a Hornet..
我高中的吉祥物就是只大黄蜂（Hornet）。
sux2urAssmar21 赞2017/8/27
How did this get to be about aggies and hornets?? go hornets!
这到底是怎么扯到Aggies和Hornets身上的？？Hornets加油！
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ah the old reddit... height-aroo?
啊，怀旧的 Reddit……“切换大乱斗”（switch-aroo）？
nolan197168 赞2017/8/27
damn man, if you're gonna do a roo then you should at least [do it right]( [Got me all set to go down a rabbit hole, and there's no hole to go down!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IPr4mvlHGQ)
靠，哥们儿，你要是想玩这个梗，起码得[玩得专业点](
[害我准备好要钻进这无底洞了，结果连个洞都没有！](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IPr4mvlHGQ)
SunRainMoonStar29 赞2017/8/27
Hold my upvote, I'm going in
帮我拿着赞，我要冲进去了。
7,655 赞2017/8/27
THEN WHO WAS HOLDING THE [CAMERA?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c)
那到底是谁在拿[摄像机？](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c)
3,626 赞2017/8/27
O.O
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no but seriously...
不，我是认真的……
4,396 赞2017/8/27
Haha I answered in a comment I added that may or may not disappear into an abyss. It was a family member! While he raised me as a single dad until he met my step mom, and supported me financially and emotionally, we lived super close to his parents and siblings.
哈哈，我在之后补的一条评论里回答了，那条评论搞不好已经石沉大海了。
是家人帮忙拍的！在我继母出现之前，我爸一直当单亲爸爸把我拉扯大，他在经济上和情感上都很支持我，而且我们住得离他父母和兄弟姐妹超近的。
3,156 赞2017/8/27
Coming from a single dad of a two year old... I have a lot of respect for your father just based on this picture. Your comment also shines some hope that I'll meet someone. Thank you for sharing. Edit. Sorry OP, I didn't mean to gather attention from your post. I just thought it was rad.
作为一个两岁孩子的单亲爸爸……光看这张照片，我就特别佩服你父亲。你的评论也让我觉得挺有盼头的，感觉自己也能遇到对的人。谢谢你的分享。
编辑：抱歉啊楼主，我不是想抢你的风头。我就是觉得这事儿太酷了。
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I commend you for being a great dad! And I sincerely hope that you do meet someone. Definitely don't think that you can't!
我必须夸夸你，你是个超棒的爸爸！真心祝愿你能遇到那个对的人。千万别觉得没戏！
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Single parents who put in all the effort to raise their kids and mould them into good people deserve far more respec from society.
单亲父母为了抚养孩子、把他们培养成正直的人所付出的所有努力，确实应该得到社会更多的尊重。
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Will you attacc me now?
你现在要 attack（攻击）我了吗？
96 赞2017/8/27
only if you protecc me now
除非你现在 protecc（保护）我。
45 赞2017/8/27
Put some respek on his name!
都给我放尊重点，把他的名字给我叫响亮了！
29 赞2017/8/27
Honestly to me it's just second nature I wouldn't be able to live knowing i didn't give everything I had to help out my kid. Thank you for sharing you have an awesome dad!!
说实话，对我来说这就像本能一样，要是知道自己没能尽全力去帮孩子，我可没法过日子。谢谢你的分享，你有个超棒的老爸！！
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Happy Cake Day.
蛋糕日快乐。
196 赞2017/8/27
Single dad of two daughters here. Youngest was three when we started out. Met someone great who loves us all. It gets better. Just keep your mind healthy.
我是个带着两个女儿的单亲爸爸。我们刚开始那会儿，小的才三岁。后来遇到了个很棒的人，她也爱我们全家。日子会好起来的。照顾好自己的心态就行。
55 赞2017/8/27
Thanks man, didn't mean to have a pity party or anything. Thank you for your kind words and I wish you continued happiness.
谢啦兄弟，我没打算卖惨还是干嘛的。谢谢你的暖心话，也祝你一直幸福下去。
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Username checks out
这用户名，果然名不虚传。
95 赞2017/8/27
Don't ever lose hope man. I'm a guy but if you want we can work something out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
别灰心啊兄弟。虽然我是个男的，但如果你有那个意思的话，咱们也不是不能搞点什么。( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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We did it Reddit! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
我们做到了，Reddit！( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Dream Daddy, anyone?
有人玩《梦幻老爸》(Dream Daddy) 吗？
41 赞2017/8/27
Nothing is more attractive than a man who loves & cares for his children. Take care of yourself & your family, the right girl will definitely notice. <3 best wishes.
没有什么比一个爱孩子、顾家的男人更有魅力了。照顾好你自己和你的家人，对的人一定会注意到的。<3 祝好运。
108 赞2017/8/27
Dude. You are exactly me... Meaning I'm a single dad of a two year old and I absolutely am in love with being a dad. My daughter turned two in May and I took so many pics of her as it was just her and I. I don't have family or friends around. And I fought in court to gain custody of her and regret not a second of it. I have to agree that while we as fathers love with a sensitivity and compassion for our lil girls and adore spoiling them w everything and more of what we never had growing up, it is comforting knowing we may also find someone to want to spoil us and share in the love of being part of the duo that is us and our child. OP: I love that you adore your dad too. I hope my daughter can feel the same when she's older. Maybe she'll post her 2nd bday pic I took on Reddit, if it still exists. :D Also, totally weird, but I wear my hats backwards and I always put a backwards hat on my daughter too. And, get this. She has two dimples. Weird as fuk coincidence.
哥们，你简直就是另一个我……我的意思是我也是个两岁娃的单亲爸爸，而且我真的超爱当爸爸。我女儿五月份满两岁了，我给她拍了超级多照片，毕竟当时就只有我们俩。我身边也没什么亲戚朋友。我当年在法庭上据理力争才拿到了她的抚养权，对此我一秒钟都没后悔过。
我挺赞同你说的，虽然咱们当爹的对自家闺女总是怀着细腻和怜爱，恨不得把咱们小时候没得到过的一切都给她，把她宠上天，但如果能找到那么一个人，愿意宠着我们，并加入我们这对父女档，一起分享这份爱，那确实挺暖心的。
楼主：看到你这么爱你的爸爸，真好。我也希望我女儿长大后能有同样的感受。说不定哪天，她也会把当年我给她拍的那张两岁生日照发到 Reddit 上来呢，要是到时候这网站还在的话。 :D
还有，这事儿挺玄乎的，我平时总反戴帽子，我也总给她反戴帽子。而且，你绝对想不到，她居然有两个酒窝。这巧合简直离谱到家了。
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Hit me up any time buddy, we can talk dad stuff or something haha
随时联系我啊哥们，我们可以聊聊当爹的那些事儿之类的，哈哈哈。
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2-year old? Such a magical age (they all are, really). What I would give to go back in time and spend a whole Sunday with my 2-year old daughter. Every day is special......and it flies by
两岁？真是个神奇的年纪（其实每个阶段都很神奇）。为了能回到过去，和两岁的女儿再过一个完整的周日，我什么都愿意给。每一天都那么特别……而且时光飞逝啊。
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Hooray for good dads! Mine was never around, and I (as a young man now raising his own son) commend you for trying your best. Us kids recognize the effort, or lack there of. Your daughter* is lucky to have you Edit: wording
给好爸爸们点赞！我爸以前从没管过我，现在我也成家立业、在带自己的儿子了，所以我真的得夸你一句，你辛苦了，在努力做一个好爸爸。咱们当孩子的，心里都清楚父母到底有没有用心，还是纯粹在敷衍。
你女儿*很幸运能有你这样的爸爸。
编辑：改了一下措辞。
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Daughter! Haha Thank you, she's a handful but I wouldn't change anything. She already asks me things like "how far away is mars?" And "how fast can an ostrich run?" . I hope google is around when she hits the teen years...
是女儿！哈哈。
谢谢，这小丫头确实挺让人头疼的，但我一点也不想改变现状。她现在就开始问我些奇奇怪怪的问题了，比如“火星离我们有多远？”还有“鸵鸟能跑多快？”。只求她到青春期的时候，谷歌还能撑得住……
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Single dad to a little girl, myself. The most enriching thing you can tell a kid is "I don't know, but let's find out.". Teach them to be curious and how to find more about the world. Though occasionally I'll still make up a "Calvin's dad" type answer to amuse myself.
我自己也是个带女儿的单亲爸爸。
告诉孩子最受用的一句话就是：“我不知道，但我们可以去查查看。”教会他们保持好奇心，学会如何去探索这个世界。
不过有时候，我还是会编些“卡尔文爸爸（Calvin's dad）”式的胡话来逗自己开心。
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*The X-Files is a show* *with music by Mark Snow*
《X档案》这部剧
配乐出自马克·斯诺（Mark Snow）之手。
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THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
那当时打电话的人是谁？！
3,750 赞2017/8/27
My goodness this has blown up! Thank you so much for everyone's appreciation, kind words, and general happiness in the comments. It reminds me again to keep a bond with my family, and I know I'll be calling my dad tomorrow to explain to him what Reddit is haha. In case anyone was wanting a little trip through time [here is us at my recent university graduation ](https://imgur.com/a/JELfl) in December 2016. Yes. He wore the infamous **hair hat**. Edit: for those wondering, I believe it was either my aunt or another family member that took the picture. By "just us" I meant that he was a single dad for a little while before he met my step mom, and he supported me as such. But we didn't live too far away from some family that loved me very much as well (my grandparents and his sister and brother).
天哪，这贴居然火了！非常感谢大家的欣赏、暖心的话语，以及评论区里传递出的这份快乐。这再次提醒我要和家人保持紧密联系，我决定明天就给老爸打电话，跟他解释一下啥是Reddit，哈哈。
要是有人想来趟时光之旅的话，[这是我最近大学毕业时的合影](https://imgur.com/a/JELfl)，时间是2016年12月。没错，他当时戴的就是那顶声名狼藉的“头发帽”。
编辑：针对那些好奇的朋友，我记得照片应该是姑姑或其他家庭成员拍的。我说“就我们俩”是指在我继母出现之前，他曾独自把我带大了一段时间，当时确实是他一手把我拉扯大的。不过我们住得离其他也很疼爱我的亲戚（我的祖父母，还有他的兄弟姐妹）也不远。
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Wow, you have beautiful hair, OP!
哇，楼主你的头发真好看！
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You're talking about Guy Fiery and his lovely daughter?
你是说盖伊·菲力（Guy Fieri）和他可爱的女儿吗？
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No need to ask where she grew up. It was flavor town. Updated pix confirms it.
不用问都知道她是在哪儿长大的。绝对是“美味镇”（Flavor Town）没跑了。更新的照片实锤了。
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Thank you so much! It's funny because i never really focused on beauty type stuff (hair products, makeup etc) until I got older because of money and just not thinking of it much. I had just been used to turning everyone to stone with my crazy hair every morning, so from the 4th-10th grade I basically wore a ponytail everyday :X.
太感谢了！说来好笑，我以前对美妆护肤那些东西（护发产品、化妆品之类的）根本没怎么上过心，一是因为没钱，二是因为压根儿没往那方面想。我早就习惯了每天早上顶着一头狂乱的秀发把身边的人都“石化”了，所以从四年级到十年级，我基本每天都扎个马尾辫 :X。
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Also, guys don't understand at all at that age that wearing a ponytail all the time is seen as not putting effort into yourself.
而且，那个年纪的男生根本就不懂，天天扎马尾在别人看来就等于是对自己的形象不修边幅。
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I still wear a ponytail everyday.. I'm 35. :( At least I got the hair dyed so it's a pretty red colored pony tail. Lol. Being a parent means you let go of you and focus on your babies.. sometimes a little too much. Think I'll wear the hair down today as a little gesture to you and your dad and how tough raising kids are. Your dad is proud of you as are we.
我到现在还是每天扎马尾……我都35岁了。:(
好歹我把头发染了，所以现在是个好看的红发马尾。哈哈。当了父母之后，意味着你得放下自我，把精力全扑在孩子身上……有时候真是投入得有点过头了。我想我今天就把头发散下来吧，也算是向你和你爸爸致意，毕竟养孩子真的太不容易了。你爸爸为你感到骄傲，我们也是。
77 赞2017/8/27
No, you're mixing things up. OP is actually the girl next to the guy with the beautiful hair
不对，你搞混了。楼主其实是那个留着一头漂亮秀发的男生旁边的女生。
219 赞2017/8/27
And dimples. OP is hot
还有酒窝。楼主长得真辣。
58 赞2017/8/27
Seriously, those dimples are stunning.
说真的，那酒窝简直绝了。
124 赞2017/8/27
You two look so beautiful together! Congrats on graduation and yay for you!
你们俩站在一起真登对！恭喜毕业，真是太棒了！
76 赞2017/8/27
Dope, SF Giants! My bulldog made it on their official twitter and facebook account today.
太炸了，旧金山巨人队！今天我的斗牛犬居然上了他们的推特和脸书官方账号。
147 赞2017/8/27
Can..can I see the bulldog...
能……能让我看看那只斗牛犬吗……
131 赞2017/8/27
Here's the tweet OP :) https://twitter.com/SFGiants/status/901532398092820480
118 赞2017/8/27
OMG SO PRECIOUS. I cri.
天呐太珍贵了。我泪崩。
132 赞2017/8/27
Omg this remind me of my mom and I, we are so far away ( literary ) and I should call her often, ( like one per month :/ but we text a lot ) and this just made me cry... I'm so glad about you and your dad even I don't know you, I just miss my mom :( almost 3 years without seeing her :(
我的天，这让我想到了我妈和我自己，我们离得太远了（字面意义上），我真的该多给她打打电话（虽然现在也就一个月一次 :/ 但我们常发短信），看到这个我直接看哭了……虽然我不认识你，但我真为你和你爸感到高兴，我只是太想我妈了 :( 已经快三年没见过她了 :(
129 赞2017/8/27
Awww I'm sorry. The thing about parents is that you can (in some cases, I don't wanna generalize) pick up where you left off and still feel that bond and love. I'm sorry that it's been so long :( hopefully you can see her sometime soon?
噢，真抱歉听到这些。关于父母嘛，（有些情况下，我不想以偏概全）其实无论隔了多久，只要重拾联系，那种羁绊和爱还是会在的。很遗憾你们分开了这么久 :( 希望你很快能见到她？
66 赞2017/8/27
I really hope so, actually I think our relationship have got better with the distance ( having hard time accepting the fact that I'm gay ) but I just want to give her a hug. You are your dad are really beautiful ❤️ I'm glad you guys made it ❤️
我真的希望如此，其实我觉得保持距离反而让我们的关系变好了（她很难接受我是同性恋这个事实），但我真的只想给她一个拥抱。
你和你爸爸真的很棒 ❤️ 我很高兴你们能跨过那道坎 ❤️
227 赞2017/8/27
My birth mom has been married to her wife for nearly 20 years now! I grew up with acceptance long before most unfortunately, (by that I mean that, it was unfortunate that there was a time when I was afraid to tell people that my mom loved another woman) and I hope that people continue to get more and more accepting. You deserve that love and I'm so sorry that you are having trouble with that. Love yourself for who you are, and hopefully she will come around too. Thank you for your kind words.
我的生母和她的妻子结婚都快20年啦！我很幸运，比大多数人更早就在包容的氛围中长大，（我的意思是，那种“遗憾”指的是，我曾经有一段时间很害怕告诉别人我妈妈爱着另一个女人）。我希望社会能变得越来越包容。你值得被爱，真的很抱歉你现在正为此感到困扰。要为真实的自己感到自豪，希望她最终也能想通。谢谢你的暖心话。
93 赞2017/8/27
TIL Op is a really cool person. Thank you so much for sharing your wonderful life with all of us. Congrats on the graduation, and may life speed you on in the best direction!
今天才学到：楼主真是个超酷的人。非常感谢你愿意和我们大家分享你精彩的生活。祝贺你毕业，愿生活推着你往最好的方向狂奔！
70 赞2017/8/27
Thank you for that! I really didn't expect this to blow up and so I'm doing my best to keep up with comments but it's a bit overwhelming. Life is pretty good right now and I'm super thankful for that!
太感谢啦！我真没想到这帖子会火，所以我正在努力回复大家的评论，但确实有点忙不过来。我现在的生活过得还不错，对此我真的超级感恩！
167 赞2017/8/27
I did not realize until looking at your grad picture that you're a female. Then I went back up and looked at the picture again and noticed the pink shirt. The bond between a girl and her daddy is special. Girls need their fathers. It is so heart-warming to see that you know how awesome your dad was and is. And I dig the hair hat.
直到看了你的毕业照我才意识到你是女生。然后我又翻上去重新看了看照片，才注意到那件粉色的上衣。
女儿和爸爸之间的羁绊真的很特别。女孩子需要父亲。看到你如此清楚你的父亲有多棒，真的让人心里暖暖的。
还有，我很喜欢你戴的那顶“头发帽”。
187 赞2017/8/27
Haha it's ok! I feel it. I was practically bald until I was like 3. I looked like [a boy here ](https://imgur.com/a/W1D2m) And then more [like a girl here](https://imgur.com/a/m4zNV)
哈哈哈，没事！我懂。我三岁之前简直就跟光头一样。
那时候我看起来像[个男孩](https://imgur.com/a/W1D2m)
然后又更像[个女孩](https://imgur.com/a/m4zNV)
54 赞2017/8/27
That’s cute as hell. Also, daaaaamn, you’re *gorgeous* OP!
太可爱了！而且，哇塞，楼主你太美了！
38 赞2017/8/27
UC Davis?
136 赞2017/8/27
Uh.. maybe.. uh.. no stalk plz.. uh.. nothin like the sweet smell of cow shit in the morn!
嗯…可能…嗯…别查我了…嗯…跟早上牛粪那股甜甜的味道比不了！
23 赞2017/8/27
Hello fellow Aggie!
嘿，农校校友！
53 赞2017/8/27
*aggie noise*
*发出农校特色怪叫*
59 赞2017/8/27
Do you by any chance know someone who's 6'4 on their rowing team?
你知不知道他们赛艇队里有没有个身高 6 英尺 4 英寸（约 1 米 93）的哥们？
34 赞2017/8/27
logged in jus for my boy DOM
专门为了我兄弟 DOM 登的号
25 赞2017/8/27
#DOM!
26 赞2017/8/27
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21 赞2017/8/27
Are you shy? How cute of you to still overcome that to be polite!
你很害羞吗？居然为了礼貌还能克服这点，真是太可爱了！
19 赞2017/8/27
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59 赞2017/8/27
You are stunning!
你美极了！
143 赞2017/8/27
Well thank you for the compliment (: As requested [my kitties](https://imgur.com/a/5RQr6)
哎呀，谢谢你的夸奖 (: 按你要求的，[这是我的猫咪们](https://imgur.com/a/5RQr6)
76 赞2017/8/27
That not what they were asking when they said they wanted to see your pu..... You know what never mind, cute cats
他们说想看你的“小……（pu......）”的时候可不是这个意思……算了，当我没说，猫猫很可爱。
70 赞2017/8/27
Oh I know (;
哦，我懂 (;
21 赞2017/8/27
That wall thing for the cats is cool as hell.
那个给猫用的墙上玩意儿简直酷毙了。
31 赞2017/8/27
I want more! But they are expensive as shit. If shit was.. made out of expensive stuff.. We are also in an apartment and I don't wanna mess up the walls too much. Catastrophic Creations is the seller if you're curious
我还想要更多！但这玩意儿贵得要死。如果“屎”是用……昂贵的材料做成的话……
我们住的也是公寓，我不想把墙弄得太糟糕。
如果你好奇的话，卖家是 Catastrophic Creations。
19 赞2017/8/27
I don't see why you would get downvoted for this, OP really is very beautiful! Congratulations on your wedding OP :)
我搞不懂为什么你会因为这个被点踩，楼主（OP）本人真的超级漂亮！恭喜你结婚，楼主 :)
3,151 赞2017/8/27
Good man
3,239 赞2017/8/27
For sure. He used to wheel me to the library in a wagon and fill it up with books for us to read at home (:
绝对是这样。他以前经常用小推车推着我去图书馆，然后装满一整车的书，带回家给我们看 (:
1,093 赞2017/8/27
My dad would try his best to make fun (we were broke) with me and my two brothers. He'd put a couple bucks worth of gas in the car, and drive us around an empty parking lot with me and my siblings in the trunk. We'd giggle and squeal while he turned the car (safely) in circles, and we'd bump into one another. This game later had to stop as someone at the grocery store overheard me ask, innocently, "Can we go ride in the trunk again, Dad? It was really fun!" Good man, your dad. Gives my heart warmth ^^
我爸以前尽他所能给我们找乐子（我们家当时很穷）。他会花几块钱加油，然后把我和两个兄弟塞进后备箱，开车带我们在空荡荡的停车场里转圈。他（安全地）转弯时，我们就在后备箱里咯咯大笑、尖叫，撞来撞去。
后来这游戏被迫叫停了，因为杂货店有人听见我天真地问：“爸，我们还能再去坐后备箱吗？真的超好玩！”
你爸真是个好人。听得我心里暖暖的 ^^
634 赞2017/8/27
We also didn't have a lot of money. My mom worked during the day and my dad at night. My dad would spend all of his money on gas and like 30 bucks for a New York State public parks pass and we went hiking and swimming everyday at a different state park during the summer. I feel like I had the best childhood.
我们家以前也没什么钱。我妈白天工作，我爸晚上干活。我爸会把他所有的钱都花在油费上，再花个30美元买张纽约州立公园通票，整个夏天我们就每天去不同的州立公园远足和游泳。我觉得我度过了一个最棒的童年。
136 赞2017/8/27
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273 赞2017/8/27
Memories>Money
回忆 > 金钱
82 赞2017/8/27
you did!
20 赞2017/8/27
That's awesome! You definently did have a good childhood, me and my brother used to go too a creek like a mile away from our house during the day by ourselves as our dad slept because he worked night shift and mom worked day shift! I was 5 and my bro 7, we weren't allowed to go there but we always did because my dad slept all day so one day my brother was skipping rocks and hit me right in the back of the head with one and I started gushing blood... so we had to run back to the house and wake my dad up blowing our own cover ... good times
太棒了！你的童年绝对很赞。我跟我哥小时候也经常自己跑去离家大概一英里远的一条小溪玩，那时候我爸白天睡觉，因为他上夜班，我妈则上白班！我5岁，我哥7岁，虽然家里不准我们去，但我们总是偷偷溜过去。有天我哥在打水漂，结果一块石头直接砸我后脑勺上，血哗哗地流……我们只能跑回家把我爸叫醒，这下直接自爆了……那段时光真是绝了。
23 赞2017/8/27
Get out of here with your privileged childhood.
别在这儿显摆你那优越的童年了，滚一边去吧。
24 赞2017/8/27
Username.... checks out...?
用户名……挺贴切的……？
550 赞2017/8/27
Sounds like Matilda! Except your dad was more of a Mrs Honey than a Mr Wormwood
听起来就像《玛蒂尔达》里的情节！
只不过你爸更像是个“哈妮小姐”，而不是那个“沃姆伍德先生”。
684 赞2017/8/27
Aside from it being a great bonding experience, I really think that him doing that played a major role in how much I enjoy reading, and how I had a natural inclination to want to do well in school. Definitely took note for when I have my own kids someday!
除了这确实是一次很棒的亲子互动之外，我真心觉得他这么做对我后来有多爱读书，以及我为什么天生就想在学校表现出色，起到了非常关键的作用。等我以后有了孩子，一定要把这招记下来！
180 赞2017/8/27
You have an amazing role model to follow. Your kids will be amazing just like you.
你有这么棒的榜样可以追随。你的孩子们也会像你一样出色。
64 赞2017/8/27
I love wholesome Reddit
我爱死这种正能量的 Reddit 了。
178 赞2017/8/27
My dad used to take me to cock fights. Not the regular cock fights where roosters fight to the death, but good old fashioned family cock fights where it was just me and my dad watching my uncles swordfighting with their wangs. It inspired me to be the man I am today- a family bondage counselor.
我爸以前常带我去看斗鸡。
不是那种公鸡打到死为止的普通斗鸡，而是那种充满“家庭温情”的传统斗鸡——就我和我爸两个人，看我叔叔们在那儿用鸡巴玩击剑。
这事儿启发了我，让我成为了今天的我——一名家庭捆绑咨询师。
79 赞2017/8/27
The Aristocrats!
贵族们！（The Aristocrats!）
23 赞2017/8/27
Thank God - I thought it was just me. Did your Uncles celebrate a victory too by "spraying the victory Champagne"?
谢天谢地——我还以为只有我一个人这么觉得。你叔叔们庆祝胜利的时候也搞过那种“喷胜利香槟”吗？
122 赞2017/8/27
I want your dad to be my dad. I'm sad now. Back to porn.
好想让你爸当我爸。我现在整个人都不好了。
回去看黄片了。
151 赞2017/8/27
Idk man.. one time he chased me around the house with a frozen chicken foot. Back to porn.
我也不知道咋说……有次他拿着个冻鸡爪子绕着房子追我。
转回色情片频道。
38 赞2017/8/27
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51 赞2017/8/27
I'M NOT CRYING! YOU'RE CRYING!
我才没哭呢！是你哭了才对！
500 赞2017/8/27
I raised 2 alone. Mom was in and out of mental hospitals and left one day unannounced. We had an extended family and lots of help. My mom was wonderful and took them on big trips. I took them camping and to Girl Scouts. Holidays were always big with lots of friends, balloons, streamers ice cream and cake. I let them live with my into their 20s and they both finished local college degrees and met good husbands. They still live near. Today I take my oldest daughters son to Boy Scouts and I'm an assistant leader.
我一个人把两个孩子拉扯大了。孩子妈那会儿老出入精神病院，后来有一天没打招呼就直接跑路了。好在我们家亲戚多，帮衬了不少。我妈人特别好，经常带孩子们去长途旅行。我呢，就带她们去露营、参加女童子军。每逢过节家里都特热闹，朋友一大堆，气球、彩带、冰淇淋和蛋糕一样不少。孩子们二十几岁了还跟我住一起，最后都拿到了本地大学的学位，还找了靠谱的老公。她们现在就住我附近。如今我还带着我大女儿的儿子去参加童子军呢，我还是个助理领队。
168 赞2017/8/27
You sound like an amazing parent! Thank you for sharing your story. I can't imagine the struggle of being a single parent of not one, but two kids, and going against the more common assumption that it's the Mom doing all of the raising. Even with family helping, it's still a tough scenario. Happy that your family is doing well, and I wish you all the best in your future endeavors.
你听起来是一位了不起的家长！谢谢你分享你的故事。我无法想象独自抚养两个孩子（不是一个，是两个！）有多艰难，而且还得去打破那种“孩子全靠妈带”的刻板印象。哪怕有家人帮忙，这依然是个不容易的情况。很高兴你们一家现在过得很好，祝你未来的生活一切顺利。
484 赞2017/8/27
This genuinely gives me chills. I have such a unique and close relationship with my daughter. Sounds like a good dad. Enjoy him even though you're probably really busy. He's not going to be around forever.
这真的让我起鸡皮疙瘩了。我和我女儿的关系也非常独特且亲密。听起来你是一位好爸爸。好好珍惜和他在一起的时光吧，哪怕你可能真的很忙。因为他不可能永远陪在你身边。
306 赞2017/8/27
I definitely keep that in mind. It is hard as you get older and grow apart with literal distance, but we still talk on the phone regularly and I visit when I can. He's got his hands full with my sisters (5 and 15 years younger than me) but I know that we have a special bond after the struggles he went through to take care of me (financially and nasty custody battles etc).
我确实一直把这点记在心里。随着年纪增长，加上物理距离的隔阂，想保持亲密确实挺难的，但我们还是会经常通电话，我也会尽可能抽空去探望他。他现在还得操心我那两个妹妹（分别比我小5岁和15岁），但我知道，当年为了照顾我他经历过那么多苦难（经济压力、糟糕的监护权官司等等），这让我们之间有种特别的羁绊。
117 赞2017/8/27
I text my parents every day. I'll give them a call tomorrow. Thanks for reminding me.
我每天都会给爸妈发短信。明天我打算给他们打个电话。谢谢你的提醒。
149 赞2017/8/27
I wish my dad could text! I guess in some ways it's nice that he doesn't, cause it makes us actually *talk* and hear each other laugh and whatnot.
我倒是希望我爸会发短信！不过转念一想，他不会也挺好的，因为这样我们才不得不真正地“聊”上几句，听听对方的笑声之类的。
73 赞2017/8/27
That's sweet. But if I can teach my 93 year old grandfather to text and use Uber, I'm sure you could! It might be a fun project.
那挺暖心的。不过连我93岁的爷爷都能学会发短信和用优步（Uber），我相信你爸也行！这没准儿会是个挺有趣的挑战。
76 赞2017/8/27
Wow! True haha. I'm sure I *could* its just a matter of him preferring calling I think. He just has a flip-phone for work. Otherwise I can reach him through the house phone or my step-mom's cell.
哇！说得太对了哈哈。我相信我确实*能*联系到他，只不过他好像更喜欢打电话。他工作用的就是个翻盖手机。不然的话，我还可以打家里座机或者我继母的手机找他。
17 赞2017/8/27
Ever since college I've called my mom every night if we aren't in the same city. I'm the baby in my family. The last 4 years she got a smart phone and now she's a pretty good texter.
从大学起，只要我们不在同一个城市，我就每天晚上给我妈打电话。我是家里最小的孩子。过去四年里她换了智能手机，现在发短信已经挺溜了。
256 赞2017/8/27
One of the daddest looking dads I've ever seen.
这绝对是我见过最有“老爸范儿”的爸爸了。
255 赞2017/8/27
Dude. He daddily dads pretty dadly.
兄弟，他这老爸当得可真是太“老爸”了。
38 赞2017/8/27
Very nice. And happy cake day.
太棒了。顺便祝你生日快乐（蛋糕日快乐）。
166 赞2017/8/27
This picture makes me so happy. I love my daughter more than anything in the world and I can see that your dad clearly loves you more than anything. The smile on your little face is all he has probably ever needed.
这张照片让我觉得好幸福。我爱我的女儿胜过世界上的一切，我看得出来，你爸爸显然也把你看得比什么都重要。你那小脸上的笑容，大概就是他这辈子最需要的东西了。
116 赞2017/8/27
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191 赞2017/8/27
Well. He did survive an attack with a meat cleaver! I shit you not, he has scars on his neck and wrist from when he worked in a butcher shop. He was a supervisor at the time and had to fire this guy, he came back super disgruntled and tried to kill him. His layers saved him from an initial chop, and his wrist from the other. Since then he's been a truck driver for like 20 years and just works and goes home-prefers it that way to moving up in the chain of command. I was too young to remember any of this as a kid, so hearing it growing up made me super thankful that he's alive and a badass!
怎么说呢。他确实在一次剁肉刀袭击中活了下来！我真没骗你，他脖子和手腕上留下的疤痕，就是当年在肉铺工作时留下的。那时候他是主管，因为开除过一个员工，那家伙心怀怨恨跑回来想杀了他。多亏了他当时身上穿的衣服挡了一下，才躲过最初的那一刀，后来又挡住了割手腕的那一下。从那以后，他开了快20年卡车，每天就是上班下班，他觉得这样挺好，根本不想往上爬去当什么领导。
我小时候太小了，对此没什么记忆，所以长大的过程中听到这些事，真的特别庆幸他还活着，而且是个硬汉！
41 赞2017/8/27
Right on his left wrist, closest to the camera, is that the cleaver scar? Badass for sure! But the photo captured a kind and gentle demeanor. I feel absolutely heartwarmed. Thank you for posting!
他左手手腕上最靠近镜头的那块，是那道刀疤吗？绝对是个狠人！但照片里的他看起来又那么和蔼可亲。我感觉心都被暖化了。谢谢你分享这张照片！
33 赞2017/8/27
Maybe? I can't say for sure honestly, I don't remember when that happened so it could have been after this photo. Thank you though, this photo definitely makes me smile, and feel pretty emotional. So glad that my aunt shared it with me earlier this year.
也许吧？老实说我也不敢确定，我不记得那事儿是什么时候发生的，所以那道疤也可能是这张照片之后才有的。
不过还是谢谢你，这张照片确实让我露出了笑容，也让我感慨万千。真的很庆幸我阿姨今年早些时候把它发给了我。
106 赞2017/8/27
I took my daughter to her favorite restaurant (Red Lobster) when she turned 10. Her mom left us 3 months prior. Every year we would make her a birthday cake and party. But I no longer have that kind of money. As a matter of fact, Im here at my second weekend job taking a break, my daughter is with my sister. Their mom now lives with her new boyfriend and I'm financially struggling. But my daughters keep me going. I have two. They don't ask me for anything, and I it breaks my heart when I hear them say to each other... don't ask for toys because daddy will have to work more hours... Sometimes they beg me to stay home and call in sick...But I can't. I have a mortgage and bills to support us. But I'm happy with the little that I have. But most happy that my two little princesses take care of me too.
女儿10岁生日那天，我带她去了她最喜欢的餐厅（红龙虾）。她妈在三个月前离开了我们。以前每年我们都会给她做生日蛋糕、办派对。但我现在没那份闲钱了。说实话，我这会儿正在第二份兼职的周末休息间隙，女儿们正待在我姐那儿。她们妈现在跟新男友住在一起，我则在为钱发愁。但我的女儿们是我坚持下去的动力。我有两个闺女。她们从不向我要求什么，每当我听到她们对彼此说“别要玩具了，不然爸爸又要多加班……”时，我的心都要碎了。有时候她们求我别去上班，装病请个假……但我不能。我得付房贷，还有那一堆账单等着我去填。
但我对现在这点儿小确幸很满足。最让我开心的是，我的两个小公主也会反过来照顾我。
28 赞2017/8/27
Good on you for doing right by your daughters. My ex sees our 2 year old maybe once a month, and stopped supporting her financially when she was 1, maybe? Breaks my heart, but hearing stories like yours let me know there's hope. Your girls will remember that you did all you could for them, and they already love you. Keep it up!
你对女儿们这么负责，真棒。我前任可能一个月才看一次我们两岁的孩子，而且孩子一岁多的时候就不给抚养费了，大概是吧？这让我心如刀割，但听到像你这样的故事，让我觉得还是有希望的。
你的女孩们会记住你为她们竭尽所能的样子，她们已经很爱你了。继续加油！
101 赞2017/8/27
He looks stressed out, but you look so happy and I'm sure that's all that mattered to him then.
他看起来压力很大，但你看起来真开心，我敢肯定那才是他当时最在乎的事。
105 赞2017/8/27
My family has never had the easiest life financially, but I definitely knew that he loved me! And that's what mattered.
我们家经济条件从来都不怎么好，但我绝对能感受到他爱我！这才是最重要的。
23 赞2017/8/27
Money really cannot buy happiness in situations lIke this
在这种情况下，钱是真的买不来幸福。
93 赞2017/8/27
Really touching honestly, I won't make any over exaggerated statements off of a picture but that snapshot is absolutely perfect. To someone who has no family, seeing love like that (even if secretly not genuine) is a real mood boaster. Idk if the picture is anything telling of who he is, but if it is he deserves applause. In this world only bad things get attention; the small things that mean the most to a child are often over looked. I hope one day I can be that guy in the genuine sense 😁
说实话真的挺感人的，我不会光凭一张照片就夸大其词，但这抓拍得简直完美。对于一个没有家人的人来说，看到这样的爱（哪怕背地里可能是演出来的）真的太治愈了，心情瞬间变好。我不知道这张照片能不能说明他本人到底是什么样，但如果是真的，那他值得掌声。在这个世界上，只有坏事才会被关注；而对孩子来说意义最大的那些小事，往往都被忽略了。希望有一天，我能发自内心地成为那样的人😁
45 赞2017/8/27
Thank you! It truly is an amazing picture (not to sound self serving). I'd love to say that it's always been perfect and we've maintained this incredibly tight bond through the years, but we've had our differences at times as most people do with family. We might not be as close now, but that by no means diminished the love that was in that photo, and will always be between us. I'm sorry that you don't have family, but I hope that there are others in your life that show you love and caring! You don't need family to have those things.
谢谢！这照片确实拍得超赞（我可不是在自夸哈）。我真希望能说我们一直都这么完美，这些年来一直保持着这种超级紧密的联系，但像大多数人的家庭一样，我们偶尔也会有分歧。可能我们现在没那么亲近了，但这绝不会减损照片里那份爱，那份爱会永远存在于我们之间。
很遗憾你没有家人，但我希望你生命中能有其他人给予你爱和关怀！拥有这些东西并不非得靠家人。
79 赞2017/8/27
Thanks. Mom pictures usually beat dad pictures in terms of number. Thanks for standing up for us dads. I love my kids and want to be known as person who was there for my kids when they needed me, just like your old man.
谢啦。在数量上，妈妈的照片通常确实比爸爸的多。感谢你为我们这些老爸撑腰。我爱我的孩子们，我想成为那种在他们需要我时总能在场的人，就像你老爸一样。
72 赞2017/8/27
Yeah, my dad is definitely one of the less common cases where he won the custody battle, and while I love my birth mom, I am glad for that. Dad's make great parents too! At the end of the day, it's all about love.
是啊，我爸的情况确实比较少见，他打赢了抚养权官司。虽然我也爱我的亲生母亲，但我确实为当年的结果感到庆幸。爸爸也能当好父母！说到底，最重要的还是爱。
35 赞2017/8/27
I'm certain he made a great dad joke before turning your hats around backwards.
我敢肯定，他在把你帽子转到后面戴着之前，肯定讲了个贼冷的老爸笑话。
25 赞2017/8/27
It's not the 90s unless there's a Looney Tunes character somewhere haha
要是没个《乐一通》的角色乱入，那根本算不上90年代，哈哈。
16 赞2017/8/27
Teal and purple were definitive 90's colors.
青色和紫色绝对是90年代的代表色。
15 赞2017/8/27
1995... am I old school cool?
1995年……我是不是那种复古酷盖（old school cool）？
14 赞2017/8/27
This is the cutest, sweetest thing I've seen today. Might I ask what happened to your mum?
这绝对是我今天见过的最可爱、最暖心的事了。我可以冒昧问一下你妈妈怎么了吗？
29 赞2017/8/27
I explained somewhere else but it's probably buried by now. Most of my family has had a struggle here or there with addiction of some sort. I don't want to go into too much detail, but that was part of it. She ended up finding a woman that she fell in love with, and they have been together for over 20 years now. We do talk here and there, and I ended up having visitations with her for a period of my life. I know that she loves me and I'm glad that she's happy.
我在别的地方解释过，不过估计现在已经被淹没在评论里了。
我家里大部分人都在不同程度上受过毒瘾或酒瘾的困扰。我不想讲太多细节，但这也是原因之一。后来她遇到了一位女性并坠入爱河，她们在一起到现在已经超过20年了。我们偶尔会交流，我也曾有一段时间去探望过她。我知道她爱我，我也很开心她能过得幸福。
14 赞2017/8/27
As a single father myself I totally get this photo. He was and I'm sure is still doing the best that he can for his baby girl. You got a super dad in every sense of the word. Thank you for sharing this with us. And congrats on the graduation. ✌🏾❤️
作为一名单亲爸爸，我完全能懂这张照片。他当时——我相信现在也是——正在尽他所能去疼爱他的宝贝女儿。你绝对有个名副其实的超级老爸。谢谢你愿意跟我们分享这个。另外，祝贺你毕业。✌🏾❤️
13 赞2017/8/27
This is a really sweet pic and the info shared with it makes it even sweeter.
这张照片真的太暖了，配上那些文字说明，简直甜到心里。
11 赞2017/8/27
This post actually made my eyes fill with tears, which is pretty rare for me. I've never been a dad, but this picture shows to me the beauty of fatherhood in a way that words never could; and it makes me wonder what I've been missing...
这篇帖子竟然看哭我了，这对我来说挺罕见的。虽然我没当过爸爸，但这张照片让我感受到了父爱最美的一面，那种美是言语无法形容的；它也让我不禁开始琢磨，自己到底错过了些什么……
10 赞2017/8/27
That sincere innocent smile on your little face makes this photo. Parents know what I mean. :*)
你小脸上那种真诚又天真的笑容简直是这张照片的点睛之笔。当父母的都懂我什么意思。:*)
10 赞2017/8/27
I thought that was a flat plate with just a bunch of icing and a candle stuck on it and I thought "ah bless him" but then I saw the plate had depth and it was actually a cake. Also. If someone just wanted to get me a plate with icing instead of a cake I would be okay with that.
我一开始还以为那只是个平盘子，上面涂了坨糖霜插了根蜡烛，当时心想“哎呀这孩子真逗”，结果后来才发现盘子是有深度的，那其实是个蛋糕。
还有。要是有人只给我个抹了糖霜的盘子当蛋糕，我完全没意见。
8 赞2017/8/27
Reading and as of the time I'm posting this comment, your post is at the top of the list, while the next 7 posts are about the Mayweather fight. So your dad being an awesome dad has beat out 2 professional boxers for the top spot on Reddit
我刚才刷 的时候，你这篇帖子排在榜首，而紧接着的那7个帖子全都是关于梅威瑟那场拳赛的。
所以说，你爸这个神仙老爸完胜两位职业拳击手，登顶了 Reddit 的热榜。
8 赞2017/8/27
As a single father who just celebrated his sons 2nd b day by himself, I gotta say these posts make me feel so much better. If you're a single father or mother, just know everything you put Into your child's life will manifest itself forever. These are memories you can't forget.
作为一个刚独自给儿子办完两岁生日的单亲爸爸，我不得不说，这些帖子真的让我心里好受多了。如果你也是单亲爸爸或妈妈，一定要知道，你为孩子付出的一切，都会在未来开花结果。这些都是你永远无法忘怀的回忆。