这位102岁老人驾驶同一辆劳斯莱斯已有82年
这位102岁的老人开了82年同一辆劳斯莱斯——一辆1928年的劳斯莱斯。
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grozamesh18,750 赞2017/8/10
My take away was that at one point in time 20 year olds were buying Rolls Royce's
我的结论是，曾经有一段时间，20岁的年轻人都能买得起劳斯莱斯。
oddmanout9,446 赞2017/8/10
They still are. Trust fund kids are still around.
现在也买得起啊。那些信托基金二代们不还活得好好的吗。
hippymule8,910 赞2017/8/10
Fuck, I wish I was a trust fund kid. I'm more like a single mom who worked nights kind of kid. Edit: Thanks for the gold. Just speaking my mind. Some have it better than others. You just have to live, learn, and work hard to gain any footing. Currently a poor college student, and the phrase "financial security" isn't in my vocabulary haha.
操，我真希望自己也是个富二代。我更像是那种单亲妈妈靠上夜班把我拉扯大的苦命孩子。
编辑：谢了，老铁给的打赏。我就是随口抒发一下。人跟人出生背景确实没法比。你只能活着、学习，然后拼命工作才能站稳脚跟。目前还是个穷学生，“财务自由”这词儿压根儿就不在我的字典里，哈哈。
tortoiseufo2,298 赞2017/8/10
Or app developer kids who sell their creations for billions of dollars. Shit those guys are buying up entire towns. Meanwhile I'm worried my kids will become [one of those missing children we hear about so much.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4uCgxbDoAc) Damn kids would wander into the woods for miles with how they stare off into their phones while they're walking.
还有那些卖掉自己开发的应用，随手就赚了几十亿的毛头小子。真他妈的，这帮家伙现在连整座城镇都在买。
与此同时，我还在担心我的孩子会不会变成[新闻里经常提到的那些失踪儿童。](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4uCgxbDoAc) 见鬼，以他们走路时盯着手机那副魂不守舍的样子，怕是能直接走进深山老林里失踪个几英里。
Barnezhilton774 赞2017/8/10
Entire streets in SF
旧金山整条街整条街都是。
ponyboy414980 赞2017/8/10
Dude bill gates barely has enough to afford a one bedroom apartment with a roommate in SF.
老兄，比尔·盖茨那点钱在旧金山估计连个带室友的一居室都租不起。
tortoiseufo630 赞2017/8/10
even with Mark Zuckerburg as his roomate, they would still only be able to afford a 2 bedroom home with 1 bathroom and a half.
就算让马克·扎克伯格当他室友，他们俩拼了老命也只能买得起个两居室，还得是那种只有一卫半的。
staebles451 赞2017/8/10
Should be fine, I don't think the Zuck showers.
那应该没问题，我觉得小扎根本不洗澡。
tortoiseufo314 赞2017/8/10
I had forgotten that reptilians didn't shower. -David Icke
我差点忘了爬虫人是不洗澡的。
——大卫·艾克 (David Icke)
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You mean Zark Fuckerberg?
你是说扎克伯格（Zark Fuckerberg）那个傻X？
ryancheung200370 赞2017/8/10
gullible worm scandalous edge thought reach encourage offend wasteful hobbies
容易被骗的虫豸，见不得人的勾当，满脑子琢磨怎么得寸进尺去冒犯别人，真是些浪费生命的破爱好。
optigrabz236 赞2017/8/10
I heard that Zuck had a custom shower curtain printed with thousands of our most private images that he lifted from our phones with his Facebook app.
我听说扎克专门定制了一款浴帘，上面印着成千上万张从咱们手机里通过 Facebook App 窃取的私密照片。
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Yeah he jerks off of that while screaming "fuck you all and your privacy"
没错，他肯定一边对着这玩意儿打手枪，一边在那儿狂吼：“去你妈的隐私，全都去死吧！”
iamfoshizzle35 赞2017/8/10
If he'd send a couple of million my way I'll do a set of custom poses for him.
他要是能甩给我几百万，我倒是可以专门给他摆几个定制姿势。
Fedex_me_your_Labia277 赞2017/8/10
Who do you think would be the dominant one? I feel like Zuckerberg would most likely take charge, but Bill has more money so he could potentially demand Mark perform in a more "power bottom" capacity. Imagine how clean their anuses are. They can afford the best toilet paper you can find. Looking for the douche that's on sale? I don't think so. Even their diets are so much better than us commoners. My feces are primarily junk food, along with entirely too much red meat. My doctor actually informed me that I need to cut back on red meat. My cholesterol isn't alarming yet, but the potential is there. Unlike my horrendous defecation, theirs is most likely packed with nutrition (think green vegetables, fish, nuts). It's just a whole different caloric intake. In short I wholeheartedly believe that engaging in homosexuality with either of these affable, gregarious gentlemen would make for a hygienic, wholesome and pleasant experience.
你觉得谁会是主导方？我觉得扎克伯格更有可能掌握主动权，但比尔钱更多，所以他完全可以要求马克表现得更像个“强力受”。
想象一下他们的肛门得有多干净。他们买得起你能找到的最高档的卫生纸。找那种打折的冲洗器？不存在的。甚至他们的饮食都比我们这些平民好太多了。我的排泄物主要由垃圾食品组成，还有过量的红肉。我医生甚至明确告诉我得少吃红肉了。虽然我的胆固醇还没到报警的地步，但隐患确实存在。不像我那糟糕的排泄物，他们的排泄物很可能营养极其丰富（想想绿叶蔬菜、鱼肉、坚果之类的）。那完全是另一个量级的卡路里摄入。
总之，我深信，与这两位和蔼、健谈的绅士中的任何一位搞同性恋，绝对会是一次卫生、健康且愉悦的体验。
tortoiseufo125 赞2017/8/10
I like how deep you think about things, you should have a talk show.
我很欣赏你这种凡事都能深思熟虑的性格，你应该去开个脱口秀。
LjSpike59 赞2017/8/10
Yes. I can see it now.
"The Fedex Labia Show: Thoughts as deep as the zucc's shit"
没错，画面感瞬间就来了。
《联邦快递小阴唇秀：思想深度堪比小扎拉出来的屎》
kiwikish38 赞2017/8/10
Warren Buffet says you should buy cheap TP. If you're using expensive TP, you're wasting money.
巴菲特说你应该买便宜的卫生纸。如果你一直在用贵的，那你就是在浪费钱。
2059FF80 赞2017/8/10
> Warren Buffet says you should buy cheap TP. That's what he says you should do, but he buys premium TP for himself. Warren Buffett just likes seeing you suffer.
沃伦·巴菲特说你应该买便宜的卫生纸。
他说你应该这么做，但他自己用的是高端卫生纸。沃伦·巴菲特就是喜欢看你受苦。
CatOfGrey39 赞2017/8/10
> even with Mark Zuckerburg as his roomate, they would still only be able to afford a 2 bedroom home with 1 bathroom and a half. C'mon. You know that's BS. They can afford their own place, but just in Oakland, and taking the BART.
就算马克·扎克伯格是他的室友，他们也只能负担得起一套两室一卫半的房子。
得了吧。你知道那是胡扯。他们能负担得起自己的房子，只是在奥克兰，而且还得坐BART（湾区捷运）。
eliechallita60 赞2017/8/10
I was laughing about this until I remembered that I live in SF
我还在笑这件事，直到我想起我住在旧金山
wi5hbone58 赞2017/8/10
AHA good one! Althought it's nothing to do with them being smart like app developers / entrepreneurs.. That was through an auction
哈哈，有意思！
虽然这跟他们像那些应用开发者或者创业者一样聪明没啥关系……
那是通过拍卖得来的。
Anonymous_Snow22 赞2017/8/10
That no one knew, except him.
而除了他本人以外，没人知道这事儿。
NeurotypicalPanda895 赞2017/8/10
Lol my nephew built some kind of roblox app after i taught him how to code. He's making 6k/month off ad revenue.
哈哈，我侄子在我教他编程之后，居然搞出了个什么 Roblox 应用。他现在靠广告收入一个月能赚 6000 块呢。
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what the hell
搞什么鬼
Maharkos220 赞2017/8/10
Ro🅱lox
ZenWarriorOfTaco62 赞2017/8/10
🅱oneless minecraft
去骨版 Minecraft
passwordsarehard_3355 赞2017/8/10
And that's how the student becomes the teacher.
Hey, remember that time I taught you how to code? Can you teach me how to make money knowing how to code?
这就叫青出于蓝而胜于蓝。
嘿，还记得我教你写代码那会儿吗？现在能不能教教我，学会写代码之后该怎么赚钱啊？
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eKap148 赞2017/8/10
Fuck it I'm just gunna do code academy or something E: okay I'll do something other than CA
算球了，我还是去搞那个 Codecademy 之类的算了。
编辑：得嘞，我还是不弄 CA 了，换个别的折腾吧。
TruthorTroll798 赞2017/8/10
no you won't. you're going to keep truckin' as usual and keep whining about how everyone who has it better just must've got lucky and shit I dare you to pm me proof of completion. I'll even be the first to buy your first shitty broken app
你才不会呢。你只会像平时一样得过且过，然后不停地在那儿抱怨，觉得那些混得比你好的人肯定是走了狗屎运什么的。
我敢打赌你根本坚持不下去，有本事你私信我个结课证明看看。你要是真做出来了，我甚至愿意当第一个买你那破烂玩意儿 App 的冤大头。
k_50433 赞2017/8/10
I applaud this form of harsh truth motivation.
我得给这种“毒舌激励法”鼓个掌。
tortoiseufo193 赞2017/8/10
This might be the most motivational trolling I have ever seen, telling him he can't to force him to do it just to spite you, this is how billionaires are made. You two are going to be great rich friends in the future.
这大概是我见过最励志的激将法了，告诉他不行，好让他为了跟你赌气非要把它做成，亿万富翁就是这么炼成的。你们俩以后肯定能成为那种非常有钱的好朋友。
refriedbea26 赞2017/8/10
Golly
DefenestratorPrime48 赞2017/8/10
Username checks out
果然是名如其人（用户名很有说服力）。
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I don't blame my failings on other people's success, I blame my failings on me being a stupid and lazy piece of shit. Personal responsibility! My life sucks because I suck at life.
我可不会把我的失败归咎于别人的成功，我只会怪自己是个又蠢又懒的废物。
这就是个人责任！我的生活一团糟，纯粹是因为我这个人本身就很烂。
MindAndMachine67 赞2017/8/10
Better pm me proof of you buying that shit app, if original OP follows through, TROLL.
最好私信发我你买那垃圾软件的凭证，要是原博主真把这事儿搞定了，你就是个只会钓鱼的喷子（TROLL）。
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hippymule26 赞2017/8/10
Do you tell him to slip your uncle a few bucks?
你有跟他提过让你叔叔塞点钱给他吗？
CuntOfCrownSt47 赞2017/8/10
Did ye aye?
是吗？真的假的？
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Hotdog? Not Hotdog.
是热狗吗？不是热狗。
forbiddenobject42 赞2017/8/10
Well, that was easy gold ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Edit: It's okay guys, I ***created*** him that way.
好吧，这波金币赚得太轻松了 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
编辑：大伙儿别担心，是我***亲手***把他捏成这样的。
sirbolo27 赞2017/8/10
This sounds like it requires effort.
听起来这玩意儿挺费劲啊。
JackAceHole21 赞2017/8/10
No, you just call Apple and ask for an app that makes you billions of dollars.
不，你直接给苹果打电话，问他们要一个能让你赚几十亿的App就行了。
deepsouthsloth85 赞2017/8/10
I work for Lexus, and we had a local kid a few years ago who made it big on some kind of software he developed for running retail stores and restaurants. So of course he did what any 23 year old who just became a multi millionaire would do. He bought a $375,000 Lexus LFA. Then a few years later, he bought a second one.
我在雷克萨斯工作，几年前有个本地的小年轻靠着他开发的一款零售店和餐厅管理软件发了大财。所以不出所料，他做了任何一个刚成千万富翁的23岁小伙都会做的事。他买了一辆价值37.5万美元的雷克萨斯LFA。几年后，他又买了一辆。
TheOffendingHonda60 赞2017/8/10
So far this kid owns 0.4% of LFA's ever produced? Nice.
照这么算，这哥们儿一个人就拥有了LFA总产量的0.4%？牛逼啊。
realbrickz46 赞2017/8/10
Amen to that man. My mom and dad worked at a pizza place growing up. I had to live with my grandparents because they werent making enough at the time to support me and my brother. I respect the fuck out of their decision to let my grandparents take care of us. They knew me and my brother would get to eat everyday while they hadnt eaten in days. We slept in warm beds while they froze in the winter. Now that I think about it, I was kind of lucky.
说得太对了，哥们。我爸妈在我小时候是在披萨店打工的。那时候因为他们挣的钱不够养活我和我哥，我只能跟爷爷奶奶住。我打心底里敬佩他们的那个决定，让他们把我们交给爷爷奶奶带。他们知道这样一来，我和我哥每天都能吃上饭，而当时他们自己已经好几天没吃东西了。我们睡在暖和的床上，而他们却要在冬天里挨冻。现在回想起来，我当时还挺幸运的。
sighs__unzips162 赞2017/8/10
He got it from his Dad for staying in the family business so his younger brothers could go to college instead.
他这是为了让他弟弟们能去上大学，才接过他爸的班，留在了家族企业里。
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Did he really? That's the most old school American thing I've ever heard, awesome.
他真是这么做的？这绝对是我听过最老派的美国范儿的事儿了，太牛了。
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That's a very Japanese thing. Eldest takes over the other kids get to do what they want.
这太“日本”了。长子继承家业，其他的孩子就随他们自己折腾去。
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I'm sure it's reminiscent of a lot of cultures from the recent past.
我敢说，很多文化在近现代史上都有过类似的情况。
sethboy66743 赞2017/8/10
Well what you now think of the Rolls Royce brand is an extremely high class ride. While in those days it was a luxury car for a reasonable price. Considering in 1928 a Rolls would cost ~$2000 , in todays money that would be $27,911. Some of their other cars could range from $60,000 up to $300,000 in todays money.
说真的，你现在眼里的劳斯莱斯品牌那可是顶级豪车。但在那个年代，它不过是一辆价格还算合理的豪华车。考虑到1928年一辆劳斯莱斯只要大概2000美元，折合到今天的钱也就27911美元左右。
他们当时的其他车型折合成今天的钱，价格范围能从6万美元一直到30万美元不等。
beancounter2885388 赞2017/8/10
And 82 years ago was 1935, so it was used when he got it.
82年前是1935年，所以他拿到的时候这东西已经是二手的了。
sethboy66511 赞2017/8/10
He died in 2005, the story is actually not accurate with dates and timelines. It was purchased new by his father as a graduation gift.
他2005年就去世了，这故事里的日期和时间线根本对不上。这东西是他爸买的新品，当时是作为毕业礼物送给他的。
Buckwheat469334 赞2017/8/10
He was alive when it was reposted the first time.
这东西第一次被转发的时候，他还在世呢。
Northerner6278 赞2017/8/10
Actually this was posted to by the guy himself in 1928
其实这贴是那哥们儿本人在 1928 年发到
Prcrstntr44 赞2017/8/10
I remember that. I had a different account back then
我记得那事儿。那时候我用的还是另一个账号。
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BullRob101 赞2017/8/10
2/4 ain't bad and I'm not even Chinese
4 分之 2 也还不赖，而且我甚至都不是中国人。
klein43229 赞2017/8/10
Look at this guy, he can afford lamps and ravioli.
看看这哥们儿，居然买得起灯和意式饺子。
Lebor28 赞2017/8/10
I also bought lamp, pretty exotic one
我也买了个灯，还挺异域风情的。
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And then pay easily that much a year on maintenance. Even something like a moderately used BMW M5, Merc S-Class or Range Rover can become an "Oh shit, there goes another 10 grand" car real fast. There's a saying with used luxury and sports cars: "If you can't afford to buy two, you can't afford to own one."
然后还得每年在保养上轻轻松松砸进去那么多钱。
哪怕是像状况还不错的二手宝马 M5、奔驰 S 级或者路虎这种车，转眼就能变成那种让你大呼“卧槽，又得掏一万刀”的坑钱货。
关于二手豪车和跑车，圈子里有句老话：“如果你买不起两辆，那你就压根儿养不起一辆。”
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> Even something like a moderately used BMW M5, Merc S-Class or Range Rover can become an "Oh shit, there goes another 10 grand" car real fast. Can confirm, I had a '06 M5. No longer have money or M5
> 哪怕是像成色中等的宝马M5、奔驰S级或者路虎揽胜这种车，转眼间就能变成那种让你大喊“卧槽，又得砸进去一万刀”的无底洞。
亲测属实，我以前就有一辆06年的M5。现在我既没钱，也没M5了。
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The E60 M5 is one of the best driving experiences one can buy for the price, but I would only ever own one with at least $6,000/year to budget for maintenance. $4,000 if it was a manual.
E60代M5绝对是这个价位能买到的最棒的驾驶体验之一，但我只有在每年能拿出至少6000刀预算做保养的前提下，才敢碰它。如果是手动挡的话，4000刀应该够了。
Cub3h28 赞2017/8/10
Is that because it constantly breaks down, or because IF something breaks it'll cost you?
这是因为它总是坏，还是说纯粹是因为“万一坏了修起来就贵得离谱”？
sir_snufflepants43 赞2017/8/10
The if is what kills you. Even a ten year old Mercedes S-class can be bought for cheap, until the air suspension goes out and you're shelling out thousands to fix it.
“要是”这两个字最要命。
哪怕是一辆开了十年的奔驰S级也能卖得挺便宜，直到它的空气悬挂坏了，你就得掏几千刀去修它。
2krazy4me18 赞2017/8/10
I know a guy who has a S class. Looks decent except it being slammed, but hey if he likes that look.. Then I found that's because guy can't afford to fix suspension. That causing tires and drivetrain damage adds to his financial woes.
我认识个开S级的哥们儿。车看着还凑合，就是底盘趴得太低（slam），不过嘿，只要他好这口就行……后来我才发现，那是人家压根儿修不起悬挂。这破悬挂导致的轮胎和传动系统损伤，更让他本来就紧巴巴的钱包雪上加霜。
sighs__unzips31 赞2017/8/10
> depending how old you go. How much for a 85 year old guy?
> 取决于你买多老的车。
那买个85岁的老头得多少钱？
sighs__unzips33 赞2017/8/10
Got it as a gift from his Dad.
这是他老爸送给他的礼物。
5,058 赞2017/8/10
M. Allen Swift, who passed away in 2005. Two months prior to his death, Swift donated $1,000,000 to the Springfield Museums to purchase the Verizon Building in Springfield, MA so that it could be remodeled into a new history museum for the community. The museum opened in 2006 and proudly displays Swift’s Rolls Royce. [How the car looks today.](
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v)M. Allen Swift 于 2005 年去世。在去世前两个月，Swift 向斯普林菲尔德博物馆捐赠了 100 万美元，用于收购马萨诸塞州斯普林菲尔德市的 Verizon 大楼，将其改建为供社区使用的新历史博物馆。该博物馆于 2006 年开放，并引以为傲地展出了 Swift 那辆劳斯莱斯。
[这是这辆车现在的样子。](v)
v)2,232 赞2017/8/10
Sorry to be That Guy, but if he passed away in 2005 then how could he have driven a 1928 Rolls for 82 years? (1928 + 82 = 2010)
抱歉又要当那种扫兴的人了，但如果他 2005 年就去世了，那他是怎么能开一辆 1928 年的劳斯莱斯开了 82 年的呢？（1928 + 82 = 2010）
1,203 赞2017/8/10
Maybe they put his body in the car and drove it around until 2010, when people decided that was wrong.
也许他们把他的尸体塞进车里，到处开了好几年，直到2010年大家才觉得这事儿不对劲。
240 赞2017/8/10
weekend at Allen's
《老板度假去》（Weekend at Bernie's）之艾伦版。
89 赞2017/8/10
Ah, yes. The "No More Corpse Cars" cultural revolution of 2010
啊，对啊。2010年那场“禁止尸体在车里”的文化大革命。
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He bought the car when he was but a mere child of 1,928
他买这车的时候，才是个年仅1928岁的小屁孩呢。
351 赞2017/8/10
Wow! 1,928? Does anyone know his one weird trick?
哇塞！1928岁？有人知道他是怎么做到的吗？有什么独家秘方没？
257 赞2017/8/10
Millenials hate him! Find out why!
千禧一代都恨死他了！快来看看是为啥！
51 赞2017/8/10
Before they destroy us.
在他们毁掉我们之前。
53 赞2017/8/10
They obviously destroyed him in 2005 for not telling them his 1 weird trick
很显然他们在 2005 年就把他给毁了，就因为他没把那个“逆天小妙招”告诉他们。
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*Born in 1903 and growing up during the budding automobile era, he had a natural interest in cars. At the age of twenty-four he obtained his first automobile, a 1917 Franklin. His second car was a Marmon. He next acquired the automobile which made him famous among Rolls-Royce collectors, the 1928 Phantom I, S273 FP which he owned for 77 years.* *The car was a gift from his father on his 26th birthday in return for his staying with the family business, thereby enabling his two younger brothers to pursue college educations.* So OP was 5 years off. [Source](https://springfieldmuseums.org/collections/item/rolls-royce-phantom-i-rolls-royce-company-springfield-ma/)
他出生于1903年，成长于汽车工业的萌芽时期，因此对汽车有着与生俱来的兴趣。24岁那年，他拥有了人生第一辆车，是一辆1917年的富兰克林（Franklin）。他的第二辆车是马蒙（Marmon）。接着他入手了那辆让他名震劳斯莱斯收藏界的名车——1928年的幻影I（Phantom I，底盘号S273 FP），这辆车他足足珍藏了77年。
这辆车是他26岁生日时父亲送的礼物，作为他留下来继承家族生意的回报，这也让他两个弟弟得以顺利上大学。
所以原PO（楼主）记错了5年。
36 赞2017/8/10
he was a real life George Bailey from It's a Wonderful Life! >The car was a gift from his father on his 26th birthday in return for his staying with the family business, thereby enabling his two younger brothers to pursue college educations.
他简直就是现实生活里的乔治·贝利（George Bailey，电影《生活多美好》主角）！
>这辆车是他26岁生日时父亲送的礼物，作为他留下来继承家族生意的回报，这也让他两个弟弟得以顺利上大学。
103 赞2017/8/10
OP is a liar!!! You guys know what to do ----E
原PO就是个骗子！！！大伙儿知道该怎么做了吧 ----E
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33 赞2017/8/10
What an excellent bot.
这机器人可真棒。
44 赞2017/8/10
Good human.
好人一个。
19 赞2017/8/10
That's gotta be, like, some sort of record
这绝对算得上是某种纪录了吧。
21 赞2017/8/10
Big, if true.
如果是真的，那可真是个大新闻。
91 赞2017/8/10
It is possible he may have bought the 1928 model in 1927 if cars are made like they are today(if you go to a dealership and buy a new car there is a good chance it will be the "2018" model by September 2017 at the latest). also this would only account for 1 year and it is off by a few
如果说汽车当年的生产方式和现在一样，那他完全有可能在 1927 年就买到了 1928 款的车（现在的车行里，最晚到 2017 年 9 月就能买到“2018”款的新车了）。而且，这顶多只能解释一年的时间差，可现在的时间差还对不上啊。
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Ummm that's not how that works
嗯……事情根本不是那样运作的。
96 赞2017/8/10
I'm pretty sure, this is how it has worked back in those days.
我挺肯定的，在那个年代它就是这么运作的。
32 赞2017/8/10
（注：这是一个Reddit社区名称，指代那些试图模仿Ken M式反讽但又不像他那么高明的评论。）
43 赞2017/8/10
It must be a new math phenomenon.
这绝对是什么数学新现象吧。
52 赞2017/8/10
I swear I'll never understand common core.
我发誓我这辈子都搞不懂“核心课程”（common core）是怎么回事。
38 赞2017/8/10
Wow that's amazing.
哇，真是绝了。
36 赞2017/8/10
That Rolls has aged well
这辆劳斯莱斯真是越老越有味道。
33 赞2017/8/10
Wonder how many miles he clocked up.
不知道他到底开了多少英里。
127 赞2017/8/10
*After he purchased the car, Swift visited the Springfield plant several times for service, adding that they were always very helpful. He also did some of his own maintenance, changing the oil, and once taking the engine apart. Reportedly the vehicle never broke down. Mr. Swift used the car for his daily commute until 1958. He also made many long- distance trips. He estimated that by 2003 the car had 172,000 miles on the road.* Found that [here.](https://springfieldmuseums.org/collections/item/rolls-royce-phantom-i-rolls-royce-company-springfield-ma/)
*斯威夫特先生买下这辆车后，曾多次去斯普林菲尔德工厂做保养，并表示那里的服务一直都很给力。他也自己动手做过一些维护，比如换机油，甚至还拆过一次发动机。据称这车从来没抛过锚。斯威夫特先生一直开着这辆车上下班，直到1958年。他还开着它跑过很多长途。据他估计，到2003年的时候，这辆车的总里程已经达到了17.2万英里。*
原文出处[点此查看。](https://springfieldmuseums.org/collections/item/rolls-royce-phantom-i-rolls-royce-company-springfield-ma/)
199 赞2017/8/10
that's still almost six miles per day if I did the math correctly. people need to remember that when dude bought this car, and for much of it's life, there weren't quite as many places to drive to, nor were there as many roads to drive on. This guy was like almost 60 when the US interstate system started out. Today we think nothing of a road trip that might be hundreds of miles, this car might never have ventured 100 miles from his house except for rare occasions.
如果我没算错的话，这平均下来每天还得跑快六英里呢。
大家得搞清楚，当这哥们买这车的时候，甚至在这车生命周期的大部分时间里，那时候可没那么多地方能去，路也没现在这么多。
美国州际公路系统刚起步时，这老兄都快60岁了。现在我们要是来场几百英里的公路旅行，根本不当回事儿，但在这辆车的年代，除了极少数情况，它可能从来没出过离家100英里的地界。
94 赞2017/8/10
That's some solid critical thinking my man
老兄，你这波分析挺硬核啊。
42 赞2017/8/10
My grandfather's father never owned an automobile. My grandfather was the first in my family to purchase a car. It was a 1941 Chevrolet. Most of rural America was still using horses for transportation in 1928. Twenty miles was a days journey for a horse and wagon, if you were lucky. The interstate system revolutionized America. Now, I can drive 800 miles in a day, and it will only cost $50. At 20miles/day it would take a horse 40 days. I don't know how much it costs to feed and maintain a horse for that amount of time, or how it would adjust to today's inflation. I know it would not be cheap. Edit: I found [this gem](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/235dje/how_many_miles_per_gallon_does_a_horse_get/) which explains a bit more of what a horse would require. A horse would require roughly 25,000 calories a day walking 4mph all day. I'll do some rough math that is probably nowhere near accurate to the real world. 25,000 would be provided by corn at ~1500cal/lb. That's a little over 16lbs corn/day. Tractor supply sells a 50lb bag of corn for ~$8. So a bag will last roughly 3 days so $2.60/day. 40 days at $2.60/day gives us $104.00, but keep in mind this isn't realistic. A strict diet of corn will kill a horse. [A guy has crossed the US on horseback.](http://www.discoverytrail.org/news/parker/index.html) It took him 2 years and three horses. His first horse played out after 1000 miles. We are only going 800, so let's assume we'll be wearing out our horse. A decent trail horse is [about $6,000](http://www.equinenow.com/trailriding.htm) online, so we'll add 80% of that value to our cost. That's $4,800 divided by 800miles and gives us $6 more a mile. We're up to $6.13 per mile when we add feed costs. We haven't even added other associated costs like a saddle or having the horse shoes replaced by a qualified farrier. You'd also have they cost of stopping every night and finding a place to stay. 40 nights stay at the shitty motel at $30/night would add up quickly. Not many hotels have stables so we're going to assume we'd have to camp.
我曾祖父那辈压根儿就没买过车。我爷爷是我们家第一个买车的人，那是一辆1941年的雪佛兰。1928年那会儿，美国绝大多数农村地区还在用马代步。如果你运气好，马车一天也就走个二十英里。州际公路系统彻底改变了美国。现在，我一天能跑800英里，油钱也就50刀。要是换成马车，以一天20英里算，得跑40天。我不知道养一匹马维持40天得花多少钱，也没法儿算这玩意儿怎么折算到今天的通胀里。但我敢肯定，绝对便宜不了。
编辑：我翻到了[这篇神文](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/235dje/how_many_miles_per_gallon_does_a_horse_get/)，里面解释了更多养马的需求。一匹马全天以时速4英里行进，大概需要25,000卡路里的热量。我简单粗暴地算一下（肯定和现实差距挺大）：玉米大概1500卡/磅，25,000卡就需要大概16磅多点的玉米。拖拉机供应店（Tractor Supply）50磅一袋的玉米卖8刀左右。一袋大概够吃3天，也就是一天2.6刀。40天就是104刀，但记住，这根本不现实。只喂玉米的话，马是会挂掉的。[有个哥们骑马横穿了美国](http://www.discoverytrail.org/news/parker/index.html)，他花了2年，换了3匹马。他的第一匹马跑了1000英里就累垮了。我们要跑800英里，姑且假设咱们会把马给跑废了吧。网上像样点的挽马大概[6000刀左右](http://www.equinenow.com/trailriding.htm)，所以咱们得把这价格的80%算进成本里。那就是4800刀除以800英里，每英里多摊6刀。加上饲料成本，咱们每英里成本直接飙到了6.13刀。这还没算马鞍、找专业钉蹄师换马掌之类的配套花销。而且你每晚还得找地儿住。在破汽车旅馆住40晚，一晚30刀，那费用蹭蹭往上涨。没几家旅馆能提供马厩，所以咱们还得默认得睡帐篷。
25 赞2017/8/10
That's it? That's crazy
就这？太离谱了吧。
49 赞2017/8/10
> 2003 the car had 172,000 miles on the road. Pffft my 2003 Celica has more miles than that. Was his daily commute two miles down the street? Long distance means across town?
> 2003年的车才跑了17万2千英里。
切，我的2003款Celica跑的里程比这多多了。他每天通勤就是去两条街外的地方吗？还是说所谓的长途就是横穿整个镇子？
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79 赞2017/8/10
It's amazing that no moron managed to hit his car in all those years. Seems like I get a car, drive it for a year, and someone runs into me. I'm on my 4th car already.
最神的是这车开了这么多年，竟然没被哪个傻X给撞过。感觉我只要一买车，开个一年准保被人追尾。我这已经是第四辆车了。
203 赞2017/8/10
Either you're crazy unlucky or you should work on defensive driving.
你要么是倒霉到家了，要么就是该练练防御性驾驶了。
100 赞2017/8/10
Seriously, this is an undervalued skill. When you are coming up to a stoplight and you don't touch your brake until the last 20 feet the person behind you might not realize they need to stop as well. Start decelerating early and come to a nice steady stop. If you jolt forward when you stop you were going too fast. I mean, sometimes there is no avoiding it, but when i hear that someone has been repeatedly rear-ended by other drivers I have to think it is their driving, not bad luck
说真的，这技能被严重低估了。
当你快到红绿灯路口时，如果非要等到最后20英尺才踩刹车，后面的人可能根本反应不过来他们也得停车。
早点减速，平稳地刹住车。如果你停车时车身猛地往前一冲，那就是你开太快了。
我的意思是，有时候确实避无可避，但如果我听说谁老是被别人追尾，我真的觉得是他们自己的开车方式有问题，而不是运气不好。
34 赞2017/8/10
I've heard way too many people say "I had the right of way!" or similar after narrowly avoiding a crash. I always respond with "that won't matter if you're dead." Drive like literally everyone is trying to kill you, and could do something erratic at any moment. Never give anyone the benefit of the doubt. I've had at least a half dozen near-misses in the last year, and *none* of them were my fault. Several would have resulted in a crash had I not been alert and ready to react. Just because you weren't legally at fault doesn't mean the accident was unavoidable.
我听过太多人险些撞车后在那嚷嚷：“我有优先路权啊！”之类的话。我每次都回他们一句：“等你挂了，这权那权的有个屁用。”
开车的时候，你就得当成全天下的人都想弄死你一样，随时随地他们都可能搞出什么幺蛾子。千万别对任何人掉以轻心。光是去年我就遇到了至少六次险些撞车的事故，而且*没有一次*是我的错。如果我当时不够警觉、没准备好随时反应，其中好几次早就撞上了。
就算从法律上讲你没责任，也不代表那场事故是不可避免的。
39 赞2017/8/10
When you drive a Rolls Royce people crash into other cars while looking at yours.
当你开着劳斯莱斯上路时，别人光顾着看你的车，结果全撞别处去了。
730 赞2017/8/10
又或者，真的是这样吗？
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus
540 赞2017/8/10
**Ship of Theseus** The ship of Theseus, also known as Theseus's paradox, is a thought experiment that raises the question of whether an object that has had all of its components replaced remains fundamentally the same object. The paradox is most notably recorded by Plutarch in Life of Theseus from the late first century. Plutarch asked whether a ship that had been restored by replacing every single wooden part remained the same ship. The paradox had been discussed by other ancient philosophers such as Heraclitus and Plato prior to Plutarch's writings, and more recently by Thomas Hobbes and John Locke. *** ^[ [^PM](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=kittens_from_space) ^| [^Exclude ^me](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiTextBot&message=Excludeme&subject=Excludeme) ^| [^Exclude ^from ^subreddit](https://np.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/about/banned) ^| [^FAQ ^/ ^Information](https://np.reddit.com/r/WikiTextBot/wiki/index) ^| [^Source](https://github.com/kittenswolf/WikiTextBot) ^]
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忒修斯之船，又称“忒修斯悖论”，是一个思想实验，旨在探讨如果一个物体的所有组件都被替换掉，它在本质上是否还是原来那个物体。这个悖论最著名的记录来自公元一世纪晚期普鲁塔克所著的《忒修斯传》。普鲁塔克提出疑问：如果一艘船的所有木质部件都被更换并修复过，它是否还是原来那艘船？
在普鲁塔克著书之前，赫拉克利特和柏拉图等古希腊哲学家也曾探讨过这一悖论，而在更近的时代，托马斯·霍布斯和约翰·洛克也对此进行过讨论。
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265 赞2017/8/10
This can be applied to us too. Out atoms get replaced over time, and there comes a point in time when all the atoms in our body are completely new. Edit : According to some not all our atoms can get replaced. Google it to find out more.
这套理论也能用在我们身上。我们体内的原子会随着时间推移被替换，总会迎来一个时刻，让我们全身的原子都焕然一新。
编辑：根据某些说法，并不是我们所有的原子都能被替换掉。具体可以去谷歌搜一下。
155 赞2017/8/10
Hey bby u want some new atoms?
嘿宝贝，想要点儿新鲜原子吗？
32 赞2017/8/10
No, not really. Certainly large portions of us are replaced, but significant portions remain. You can use radiolabeling and decay measurement techniques to show most of the carbon in our brain is not replaced.
不，并不想要。虽然我们身体的很大一部分确实会被替换，但仍有相当大的部分是保留下来的。你可以利用放射性标记和衰变测量技术来证明，我们大脑中大部分的碳元素是不会被替换的。
38 赞2017/8/10
I thought the ship of Theseus can't apply to humans because it doesn't work for our most important part?
我原以为忒修斯之船理论不能套用到人类身上，因为这套逻辑在我们最重要的部分上根本行不通？
111 赞2017/8/10
our dick?
54 赞2017/8/10
I don't know, I'm rubbing off millions of cells daily, so I'm pretty sure I've replaced it's entirety several times over.
我可不这么认为，我每天都在脱落数百万个细胞，所以我挺确定自己全身上下已经彻底更新过好几轮了。
28 赞2017/8/10
Good bot
129 赞2017/8/10
This, milord, is my family's axe. We have owned it for almost nine hundred years, see. Of course, sometimes it needed a new blade. And sometimes it has required a new handle, new designs on the metalwork, a little refreshing of the ornamentation . . . but is this not the nine hundred-year-old axe of my family? And because it has changed gently over time, it is still a pretty good axe, y'know. Pretty good.
大人，这就是我家传的那把斧头。你看，我们家拥有它都快九百年了。当然啦，有时候得换个新刀刃。有时候又得换个新把手，金属部位搞点新花样，再给装饰翻新一下……但这难道不还是我家那把九百年的传家宝斧头吗？正因为它在岁月中慢慢演变，所以它依然是一把相当好用的斧头，你懂的。相当好用。
119 赞2017/8/10
Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don’t worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you’re the one who shot him. He had been a big, twitchy guy with veiny skin stretched over swollen biceps, a tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. Teeth filed into razor-sharp fangs, you know the type. And you’re chopping off his head because, even with eight bullet holes in him, you’re pretty sure he’s about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face. On the follow-through of the last swing, though, the handle of the ax snaps in a spray of splinters. You now have a broken ax. So, after a long night of looking for a place to dump the man and his head, you take a trip into town with your ax. You go to the hardware store, explaining away the dark reddish stains on the broken handle as barbecue sauce. You walk out with a brand new handle for your ax. The repaired ax sits undisturbed in your garage until the next spring when, on one rainy morning, you find in your kitchen a creature that appears to be a foot-long slug with a bulging egg sac on its tail. Its jaws bite one of your forks in half with what seems like very little effort. You grab your trusty ax and chop the thing into several pieces. On the last blow, however, the ax strikes a metal leg of the overturned kitchen table and chips out a notch right in the middle of the blade. Of course, a chipped head means yet another trip to the hardware store. They sell you a brand new head for your ax. As soon as you get home with your newly-headed ax, though, you meet the reanimated body of the guy you beheaded last year. He’s also got a new head, stitched on with what looks like plastic weed trimmer line, and it’s wearing that unique expression of “you’re the man who killed me last winter” resentment that one so rarely encounters in everyday life. You brandish your ax. The guy takes a long look at the weapon with his squishy, rotting eyes and in a gargly voice he screams, “That’s the same ax that slayed me!” Is he right?
假设你有一把斧头。就是那种家得宝买的便宜货。在一个寒冷的冬日，你用这把斧头砍下了一个人的头。别担心，那个人其实早就死了。或者说，你或许该担心点，因为人是你开枪打死的。
那家伙是个大块头，动不动就抽搐，皮肤紧绷在肿胀的二头肌上，舌头上还有个万字纹身。牙齿磨得像剃刀一样尖，你懂的，就是那种类型的怪胎。之所以要砍下他的脑袋，是因为哪怕他身上已经挨了八枪，你还是觉得他随时会蹦起来，把你脸上那副恐惧的表情给活吞了。
然而，在最后那一劈的收势中，斧柄碎成了一片木屑。现在你手里只有一把断斧了。于是，在忙活了一整晚去处理那具无头尸和人头后，你带着斧头进城了。你去了五金店，随口把断斧把手上那暗红色的污渍解释为烧烤酱。最后，你换了个全新的斧柄走了出来。
这把修好的斧头在车库里一直待到第二年春天，直到一个下雨的早晨，你在厨房发现了一只生物，看起来像是一条一英尺长的蛞蝓，尾巴上还带着个鼓胀的卵囊。它咬断了你的一把叉子，看起来几乎没费什么劲儿。你抄起你那把信得过的斧头，把它剁成了几块。但在最后一击时，斧头砍在了被掀翻的厨房桌子的金属桌腿上，刀刃正中间被崩出了一个缺口。
当然，斧头崩了刃，意味着又要去一趟五金店。店员卖给了你一个全新的斧头。然而，你刚带着换好斧头的斧头回到家，就碰上了你去年斩首的那家伙复活后的尸体。他也换了个新脑袋，是用看起来像塑料割草机绳的东西缝上去的，脸上带着那种“你就是去年冬天杀我的那个人”的怨恨，这种表情在日常生活中可是难得一见。
你挥舞起斧头。那家伙用那双黏糊糊、腐烂的眼睛盯着武器看了半天，然后用嘶哑的嗓音尖叫道：“那就是杀掉我的同一把斧头！”
他是对的吗？
107 赞2017/8/10
No. The gunshot killed him.
不对。那一枪才杀了他。
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26 赞2017/8/10
It always bugged me in pulp SF television when a disintegration ray would neatly zap a person or vehicle out of existence without leaving so much as a crater. How does it know which bits of the world are 'car'?
在那些通俗科幻剧里，看到解离射线能把人或载具干净利落地直接“气化”，连个坑都不留，这事儿一直让我很蛋疼。它怎么就知道世界上的哪些部分属于“车”呢？
15 赞2017/8/10
I don't know how many parts were replaced but [the car had a body-off restoration in 1988.](http://www.automotiverestorations.com/ari/portfolio/case-studies/1928-rolls-picadilly-p1)
我不知道这车到底换了多少零件，但[这车在1988年做过一次车身底盘分离大修。](http://www.automotiverestorations.com/ari/portfolio/case-studies/1928-rolls-picadilly-p1)
25 赞2017/8/10
Totally sounded like Vsauce intro that would probably read everything from the page enthusiastically lol
听起来简直就像 Vsauce 的开场白，感觉他会特别亢奋地把页面上的所有东西都念一遍，哈哈。
18 赞2017/8/10
*a bald head slowly appears from the bottom of the frame*
*一个光头从画面下方缓缓探出*
590 赞2017/8/10
2 more payments & it's all his !!
再付两期，这车/房就是他的了！！
57 赞2017/8/10
This was the comment I came for, have an upvote
我就是为了找这条评论来的，赏你个赞。
527 赞2017/8/10
It's good to see that Woodhouse has at least one thing he enjoys.
看到伍德豪斯（Woodhouse）终于有一件能让他乐呵的事儿，真挺不错的。
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... besides Heroin.
……除了海洛因之外。
51 赞2017/8/10
I shall fetch a rug!
我这就去拿块地毯！
16 赞2017/8/10
I'll rub sand in your dead little eyes. I don't know if they grade it but.....coarse.
我要把沙子揉进你那死鱼眼里。我不知道这玩意儿有没有分级，但……挺粗糙的。
486 赞2017/8/10
Mr. Burns?
伯恩斯先生？
401 赞2017/8/10
"You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!"
“你那边的，赶紧给我加满石油馏出物，顺便把我的轮胎重新硫化一下，动作快点！”
76 赞2017/8/10
I thought, uh, I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that's what I thought. How difficult could it be? I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm?
我寻思着，呃，我寻思我今晚打算亲自开车。没错，我就是这么想的。这能有多难呢？我相信说明书里肯定会写清楚哪个操纵杆是“加速器”，哪个是“减速器”的，嗯？
30 赞2017/8/10
I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aero mail, am I to late for the 430 autogyro?
我想通过航空邮件把这封信寄给暹罗的普鲁士领事馆，赶不上4点30分的那班自转旋翼机了吧？
64 赞2017/8/10
I still say this to my wife sometimes when we pull into a gas station
每次我们开车进加油站的时候，我还是会跟我老婆说这句话。
58 赞2017/8/10
[You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!
](https://youtu.be/zXolvmvCZxU)
嘿，那边那位，把油给我加满，再赶紧帮我把轮胎重新硫化一下！
459 赞2017/8/10
Not as old but I too get a lot of attention when I go around in my classic [Mercedes Benz]()
虽然没那么老，但我开着那辆经典款[奔驰](到处转悠时，也总能赚足回头率。)
88 赞2017/8/10
And yet, with a new paint job for the car and rims, the 20yd view would look pretty good I'd say.
不过话又说回来，要是把车漆和轮毂重新整一整，我觉得从20码开外看，这车绝对帅呆了。
34 赞2017/8/10
1983 Mercedes diesel checking in! Fuel Gauge doesn't read and the odometer stopped working years ago. But god bless her she floats like a parade
1983年的柴油奔驰前来报到！
油表已经挂了，里程表也是好几年前就罢工了。但老天保佑，这大家伙开起来真跟游艇似的稳当。
72 赞2017/8/10
Apparently that's why you do it.
原来这就是你这么干的原因啊。
318 赞2017/8/10
He got a Rolls at age 20?
他20岁就开劳斯莱斯了？
211 赞2017/8/10
I had an AMC gremlin at age 20. I didn't drive it 82 years. Or even 82 months. I feel cheated
我20岁的时候开的是辆AMC小妖精（AMC Gremlin）。但我可没把它开了82年。甚至连82个月都没开到。感觉自己被坑了。
227 赞2017/8/10
I went to the AMC theater at age 20. Probably saw Ocean's Twelve or something.
我20岁那会儿去过AMC影院。当时大概看的是《十二罗汉》之类的片子吧。
60 赞2017/8/10
I watched AMC on television before age 20. Then I moved out and couldn't afford cable.
我20岁以前是在电视上看AMC频道的。后来我搬出来住了，就再也付不起有线电视费了。
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The key here is perpetual repair.
这其中的关键在于没完没了的维修。
60 赞2017/8/10
Mini owners agree.
迷你（Mini）车主们表示赞同。
121 赞2017/8/10
His car is actually an American-built Rolls, made in Springfield, MA. Springfield is the only place outside of the U.K. where Rolls-Royces have ever been built.
他的这辆车其实是美国制造的劳斯莱斯，产自马萨诸塞州的斯普林菲尔德。斯普林菲尔德是除英国本土以外，全球唯一生产过劳斯莱斯的地方。
28 赞2017/8/10
> Springfield Should have put a RR factory in the Simpsons world.
> 斯普林菲尔德
真该在《辛普森一家》的世界里也建个劳斯莱斯工厂。
18 赞2017/8/10
But that would give away which state they live in.
但那样就会暴露他们住哪个州了。
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Leaded gas only.
只加含铅汽油。
48 赞2017/8/10
try unleaded with a lead replacement fluid, or maybe it will work fine with unleaded
试试无铅汽油加点铅替代添加剂吧，说不定直接加无铅汽油也没问题。
41 赞2017/8/10
https://vpracingfuels.com/product/vp-vintage-leaded/ $10 a gallon, but seems worth it.
37 赞2017/8/10
**vVaPENaTIONn**
111 赞2017/8/10
License plate: NOS4A2
车牌号：NOS4A2
20 赞2017/8/10
I'm sorry. It's been a long day and I need some help with this. I've been staring at it for two minutes and I can't make it make sense.
抱歉。今天真是漫长的一天，这玩意儿我实在搞不懂，需要点儿帮助。我盯着它看了两分钟了，还是完全看不出个所以然。
59 赞2017/8/10
Somebody needs to cross-post this in
有人得把这帖子转到 去。
55 赞2017/8/10
[Mostly true, but some facts are wrong](https://www.truthorfiction.com/allan-swift-rolls-050613/)
[大体属实，但有些事实有误](https://www.truthorfiction.com/allan-swift-rolls-050613/)
75 赞2017/8/10
Got the car in 1928. Died in 2005. 2005-1928=77. So according to the post title he drove the car 5 years either before he got it or after he died.
1928年买的车，2005年去世。2005减1928等于77。所以按这帖子的标题来看，他要么是在买车前开了5年，要么是在死后开了5年。
59 赞2017/8/10
sPoOky
16 赞2017/8/10
Since there is no evidence that he rode it before this photo we can safely come to a logical conclusion that he drove it another five years after he died.
既然没有任何证据表明他在拍这张照片之前开过这辆车，那咱们完全可以得出一个合乎逻辑的结论：他死后又接着开了五年。
42 赞2017/8/10
So Mr. M. Allen Swift was actually my Great Grandfather. His life's story including the history of this car is pretty incredible. For anyone interested, the building his business, M. Swift and Sons, was located in is currently being renovated and turned into affordable housing and a community space and is open for tours once a month. The building is located on Love Lane in Hartford, CT and is currently being given a new life by Community Solutions. His car was donated to the Springfield Museums in Springfield, MA and is currently on display in Lyman and Merrie Wood Museum of Springfield History's car collection. The car is still regularly driven by the collection curator to keep everything in working order. I don't want to ramble but I'd be happy to share more with anyone who wants to hear and thanks to the OP for sharing my Great Grandfather's Old School Cool.
其实M. Allen Swift先生是我曾祖父。他的人生故事，包括这辆车的历史，都挺不可思议的。如果有人感兴趣的话，他生前的公司——M. Swift and Sons——所在的建筑目前正在翻新，准备改造成保障性住房和社区空间，而且每月会开放参观一次。那栋楼就在康涅狄格州哈特福德市的Love Lane，目前正由Community Solutions负责赋予它新的生命。他的那辆车被捐赠给了马萨诸塞州斯普林菲尔德市的斯普林菲尔德博物馆，现在陈列在莱曼和梅里·伍德斯普林菲尔德历史博物馆的汽车收藏区。为了保证车况良好，博物馆的藏品馆长还会定期驾驶这辆车。我不想废话太多，但如果有谁想了解更多细节，我很乐意分享，也感谢楼主分享我曾祖父这段“老派酷味”的故事。
37 赞2017/8/10
**For larger, clearer versions of this picture, please check here**: Also should be noted that this post breaks rule #1 of this sub. title | points | age | /r/ | comnts
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[**This 102 yr old man has driven the same Rolls Royce for 82 years - a 1928 Rolls Royce.**](http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/63kpq8/this_102_yr_old_man_has_driven_the_same_rolls/) ^**B** | 59 | 4^mos | mildlyinteresting | 17
[Driving that car for 82 years](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6kxuu7/driving_that_car_for_82_years/) ^**B** | 60 | 1^mo | pics | 4
[This man owned and drove the same car for 82 years.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2hwgvi/this_man_owned_and_drove_the_same_car_for_82_years/) ^**B** | 38 | 2^yrs | pics | 3
[This man owned and drove the same car for 82 years.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/29hn21/this_man_owned_and_drove_the_same_car_for_82_years/) ^**B** | 3146 | 3^yrs | pics | 389
[This man owned and drove the same car for 82 years.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1rxi9y/this_man_owned_and_drove_the_same_car_for_82_years/) ^**B** | 3931 | 3^yrs | pics | 358
[This man owned and drove the same car for 82 years. X-Post with ^**B** | 1107 | 4^yrs | BuyItForLife | 104
[This man owned and drove the same car for 82 years.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1d39on/this_man_owned_and_drove_the_same_car_for_82_years/) ^**B** | 3049 | 4^yrs | pics | 734 *[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u9299887) (B = bigger)*
**如果想看这张照片更清晰、尺寸更大的版本，请点这里**：
另外值得一提的是，这个帖子违反了本版的第1条版规。
标题 | 积分 | 时长 | 所在版块 | 评论数
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[**这位102岁的老人开了82年同一辆劳斯莱斯——一辆1928年的劳斯莱斯。**](http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/63kpq8/this_102_yr_old_man_has_driven_the_same_rolls/) ^**B** | 59 | 4个月 | mildlyinteresting | 17
[开了82年的那辆车](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6kxuu7/driving_that_car_for_82_years/) ^**B** | 60 | 1个月 | pics | 4
[这个男人拥有并驾驶同一辆车长达82年。](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2hwgvi/this_man_owned_and_drove_the_same_car_for_82_years/) ^**B** | 38 | 2年 | pics | 3
[这个男人拥有并驾驶同一辆车长达82年。](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/29hn21/this_man_owned_and_drove_the_same_car_for_82_years/) ^**B** | 3146 | 3年 | pics | 389
[这个男人拥有并驾驶同一辆车长达82年。](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1rxi9y/this_man_owned_and_drove_the_same_car_for_82_years/) ^**B** | 3931 | 3年 | pics | 358
[这个男人拥有并驾驶同一辆车长达82年。转发自 ^**B** | 1107 | 4年 | BuyItForLife | 104
[这个男人拥有并驾驶同一辆车长达82年。](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1d39on/this_man_owned_and_drove_the_same_car_for_82_years/) ^**B** | 3049 | 4年 | pics | 734
*[来源: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u9299887) (B = 更大版本)*
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I wonder how many generations of mechanics worked on it in 77 years of ownership?
我真好奇这 77 年来，得有多少代修理工在它身上下过功夫啊？
13 赞2017/8/10
Cool! I read this story. His name is Charles Manx, right?
太酷了！我读过这个故事。他叫查尔斯·曼克斯（Charles Manx），对吧？
13 赞2017/8/10
How many miles did it have
这车一共跑了多少英里了？
12 赞2017/8/10
Hopefully he's not giving rides to Christmasland.
希望他别是打算把人往“圣诞乐园”（死亡）那儿送。
10 赞2017/8/10
That's some Mr. Burns type shit right there
这操作简直有股伯恩斯先生（《辛普森一家》角色）那味儿了。