But then a skinny guy can walk right up the middle.
但到时候随便来个瘦子就能大摇大摆从中间穿过去了。
Ninopino1278 赞2025/6/18
That was raw🤣
这笑话真够损的🤣
Legitimate-Lab717330 赞2025/6/18
How often do the high fives come up short?
这种击掌落空的情况经常发生吗?
ninjadertle58 赞2025/6/18
Hey now don't get personal 😭
嘿,别搞人身攻击啊 😭
GiantGingerGobshite17 赞2025/6/18
Got to be careful in fairness or we'd lose the other one 😂
说实话得小心点,不然我们连仅剩的那只手都要保不住了 😂
OvenFearless15 赞2025/6/18
You taking this with such stride is very inspiring man!
你能这么从容地应对这一切,真的太励志了,兄弟!
HornedShoe109 赞2025/6/18
'Bout half, actually.
其实也就一半吧。
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Omnipotent_Observer67 赞2025/6/18
My thoughts exactly. Looking like a young Slick Rick.
我也是这么想的。看起来活脱脱一个年轻版的 Slick Rick。
ninjadertle81 赞2025/6/18
There's only one Ruler 💯
唯一的王者,不接受反驳💯
Lower_Group_117117 赞2025/6/18
A pirate warrior
海盗战士既视感。
i-deology3,312 赞2025/6/18
This would literally be the coolest kid in the class and no one would be able to top this.
这要是穿上,妥妥就是班里最靓的仔,谁也别想抢这风头。
ninjadertle1,921 赞2025/6/18
Starting school late made me awkward so the patch was a great ice breaker
上学晚让我变得挺笨拙的,所以这块眼罩还真是个不错的破冰神器。
-___zero___-513 赞2025/6/18
i got stabbed in the side of the face right below my eye when i was in like kindergarten or 1st grade and just got made fun of for having stitches lmao so i’m glad you had a different experience 😭 kids and adults are brutal sometimes. edit: it wasn’t a person directly but it was an iffy park and my sperm donor was “meeting a friend” and someone left something sharp on the play stuff and my hand slipped on this round thing and i planted face first onto whatever it was lol it when in beside my right eye but no vision damage thank God.
Damn I ran my arm through a window in kindergarten, while playing hide and seek. The kids thought I was a bad ass with my stitches. Sorry you had it rough
Oh man… in grade 4 I wiped out off the monkey bars at school. Busted my eyebrow and knocked myself out. Woke up to dozens of kids around me - left in an ambulance that day. Few stitches and a day or two later I was eager to go back to school. Mum wrote a note that said she’d pick me up if I had a headache or anything - off I went. The teacher read that note aloud and inserted a line about “bringing her home so her father can blacken her other eye”. The rest of the day was spent denying my dad hit me and trying to remind everyone I’d done it AT SCHOOL. Needless to say, my Mother was very very unhappy.
This was very early 90’s - things were different back then, I guess. My Mother immediately called the school and made that teacher apologize to me over the phone (and again in class the next day) but I spent years fending rumours that my dad beat me.
I dont know how it is these days, but I swear 1 out of 10 elementary/middle school teachers in the 90s/early 2000s was a full fledged psychopath that got off on torturing children. I had some amazing teachers growing up, but I also had a handful of truly cruel teachers.
My kid routinely came home from kindergarten with a busted up face - her friends would forget she only had one eye and would throw her the ball at recess....from the right side. She _literally_ never saw it coming!
If we went to the same school and were in the same class, I’d bossy you around, force you to hold my hand, and tell everyone you’re my boyfriend. I was a savage lol
Honestly from one parent to another they MUST be saints. Seriously, you're lucky to have them (i couldnt imagine) ....thoroughly enjoy your time with them if they're still here...bc it's gonna be 6 yrs in November and I miss my mom EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. But Seriously hats off to them they must be amazing resilient people and you're lucky to have them!!! Cool Pic, what were some of the better names you got called lol?? I had huge glasses so mine was "goggles". Kids are idiots..
Badass man. I had childhood cancer too, it was rough. Sorry for your eye. I'm curious, could healthcare replace it, or is that type of surgery impossible now?
Not to sound insensitive but lasik should be half price, right?
我不是想说风凉话,但激光近视手术(LASIK)应该半价才对吧?
ninjadertle336 赞2025/6/18
I'm honestly laughing too hard to try and clap back at this lmao
说实话,我笑得根本停不下来,都没法回怼你了,笑死。
cherismail57 赞2025/6/18
My brother lost an eye to a BB gun when he was a kid. Recently he needed cataract surgery, very scary for a guy with one eye. The surgery was a great success but he had to laugh when they called to schedule surgery for his “other eye”.
You pay for it per eye, so technically no but practically yes.
这是按单眼收费的,所以从技术层面上讲不是,但从实际操作上来说就是。
secretflower690106 赞2025/6/18
You mean pay per view? (I came back to the post just for this 😭)
你是说按次付费(pay per view)吗?(我专门为了这句回来的 😭)
ninjadertle48 赞2025/6/18
god damn it 😭😭😭
妈的绝了 😭😭😭
kdjfsk20 赞2025/6/18
well, I guess OP couldn't afford that pay-per-view, so he decided to just *pirate* it.
看来楼主是买不起那场付费直播,所以干脆选择“白嫖”了。
ninjadertle119 赞2025/6/18
Before they decided to remove the bad eye I had radiation/chemotherapy to try and save it. Ironically that treatment caused a cataract to form in my good eye lol. Doctors advised my parents to leave the cataract because it was too risky to try and remove it at the time for whatever reason, so when I was 18 I got lasik but the cataract was so big I needed to have my lense replaced completely, so I've been a bionic man for years. All of that to say that I'm dreaming even bigger than lasik, just need a good insurance plan that covers advanced cybernetic implants.
May I ask what kind of cancer? Sorry to hear that as well. Honestly I'm so used to it that I think I'd have to completely recalibrate myself to live with 2 eyes.
I lost the same eye to cancer at 14months old. I had Retinoblastoma, you?
我14个月大时也因为癌症失去了同一只眼睛。我得的是视网膜母细胞瘤,你呢?
PMursloppybooty49 赞2025/6/18
Not OP, but our son has bilateral Retinoblastoma. He was diagnosed last October around his first birthday. Had to have his left eye removed in December. Last chemo was in February. His right eye no longer has any active tumors thankfully. Sorry, it's just always interesting to me now when I hear about someone else having this rare disease. I hope you and OP are doing amazing!
Sorry to hear about your son, may he remain in remission and live a full life. Doctors figured I was blind in the eye from birth so after removal I had very little issues adjusting which caused my parents more stress as I just wanted to run and play and they wanted me to sit and be still. Turning 40 next year and will be on my 6th prosthetic eye. Always cool to watch them make them, so much fine detail goes into the finished product.
Thank you! Our little guy has had zero issues adjusting to only having one eye as well. Much like yourself, we suspect he couldn't see out of his left eye long before the outward physical signs showed up. We are like your parents now, always a bit worried about him running around possibly injuring his right eye, but we try our best not to treat him any different. Ocularists are amazing! Our son's prosthetic is truly a work of art. There have been plenty of times where for a split second I forget which eye is the prosthetic.
I'd have like a rotation of different eye patches for different outfits
我倒是挺想轮换着戴不同眼罩来搭配不同造型。
ninjadertle265 赞2025/6/18
I got a fake eye now but as soon as I get any kind of money I'm gettin' straight anime with it
我现在装了只义眼,但只要我一有钱,我立马要整成动漫风格的。
EatYourCheckers62 赞2025/6/18
I know an old woman who takes her eye out if people piss her off. She's not quite right in the head but it's always a fun time. My great grandfather was involved in refining prosthetic eyes long ago. He patented a way to prescribe them, rather than being one size fits all (at least that's my understandingof it). I'm always interested to see them in use even if the tech he developed isn't really relevant anymore.
I once read about someone who had a very convincing glass eye who when he was thinking about something he'd tap his pen on it
我曾读到过一个人,他戴的义眼看起来特别逼真。每当他在思考事情的时候,他就会用钢笔敲那只眼睛。
ninjadertle46 赞2025/6/18
The pen tap is great at parties
拿钢笔敲眼睛这招在派对上绝对是绝活。
katchaa207 赞2025/6/18
I’m not a doctor. But did it grow back yet? Again, I’m not a doctor.
我不是医生。但它长出来了吗?
再说一次,我不是医生。
Spectre1-4126 赞2025/6/18
Of course
GreenT197971 赞2025/6/18
Don't be ridiculous, it doesn't grow back. The hole turns into a second nose eventually.
别犯傻了,那玩意儿长不出来的。那洞最后会变成第二个鼻子。
ninjadertle83 赞2025/6/18
Correct. Who needs 2 eyes when you can smell fear?
正解。反正有谁需要两只眼睛呢,只要能闻出恐惧的味道不就行了?
It_Just_Exploded148 赞2025/6/18
Dude, I'm glad i wasn't a classmate of yours at that time. I would have been pissed and whining like, "Why does *he* get to wear an eyepatch!? When *I* try to wear one, it gets taken and my dad gets called?"
I got glasses and a fake eye shortly after. The accent leaves when you remove the patch, but my heart still yearns for the sea.
后来没多久我就配了眼镜,还装了个义眼。眼罩一摘口音就没了,但我心里依然向往着大海。
Spork_Warrior42 赞2025/6/18
Aye
fistfight8023 赞2025/6/18
It’s spelled “eye”
拼写应该是“eye”。
Stay-Thirsty20 赞2025/6/18
Nick Fury would be way better
尼克·弗瑞(Nick Fury)的效果会好得多。
graveybrains19 赞2025/6/18
Stay-Thirsty30 赞2025/6/18
Nick fury 
尼克·弗瑞。

openhighapart50 赞2025/6/18
Webster.
chinkrisson43 赞2025/6/18
Coolest kid!
最酷的小屁孩!
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Taddles202042 赞2025/6/18
Did you ever find it? 30 years is a long time to be missing an eye.
你后来找到了吗?丢了一只眼睛整整30年,这时间也太长了吧。
ninjadertle60 赞2025/6/18
It really is. Please keep an eye out for it.
可不是嘛。麻烦大家帮忙留意一下。
FirmHamster431841 赞2025/6/18
I hope you are now/stay cancer free my pirate 🏴☠️
希望你现在依然/一直保持“无癌”状态,我的海盗兄弟🏴☠️
ninjadertle48 赞2025/6/18
Thank you! Cancer free since '98!
谢谢!从98年起我就彻底摆脱癌症了!
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_satantha_33 赞2025/6/18
Aye man, join the club! When I was 15 they found a brain tumor with a side of brain / spine cancer and when they tried cutting the tumor out it snipped some nerves behind my eye so now it’s permanently shut and useless. Also lost my depth perception and peripheral vision so I can’t drive. A lot of people suggested me to wear an eyepatch but I just found it uncomfortable. Little you be rocking your eyepatch tho!
Angel smile, I am sure that has not changed ! Take care bro
天使般的笑容,我肯定那一点都没变!
保重啊兄弟。
Unusual-Weird969625 赞2025/6/18
Cool ass mofo
超级无敌大帅比。
ninjadertle18 赞2025/6/18
I'll never be this cool again
我再也回不到这么酷的状态了。
Such_Egg984319 赞2025/6/18
Beautiful smile
笑得真好看。
ninjadertle15 赞2025/6/18
lol thank you! This was defintely me at my peak 😄
哈哈谢谢!那时候绝对是我的颜值巅峰了 😄
halfwayray18 赞2025/6/18
I lost my eye when I was 21, and it was difficult for me, even at that age, to accept the stares and ignorant comments. You are very strong for having endured that through your early years. I can imagine there were times the other kids were brutal
That is an adorable picture! I lost my eye to cancer 30 years ago this March. Given 3-5 years to live. I hope you are living your best monocular life!!!