既然大家都在发妈妈穿比基尼的照片，我也来一张
不知道为什么大家都在发自己母亲穿比基尼的照片，这是1988年我幼儿园毕业时，我妈妈午休抽空来看我时的样子。
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DrDr19725,486 赞2025/5/15
Love love. I bet she is an awesome mom. She looks so proud of you.
超爱超爱。我敢说她肯定是个超棒的妈妈。她看起来以你为傲。
SarcasticGamer4,068 赞2025/5/15
She was very proud. I struggled with English when we came from Puerto Rico just two years prior so me "graduating" kindergarten was a big deal.
她确实非常骄傲。我们刚从波多黎各搬来才两年，那时候我的英语还很吃力，所以对我来说，“从”幼儿园毕业可是一件大事儿。
DrDr1972635 赞2025/5/15
Ok. This made me tear up. Thanks for sharing this. Tell her a bunch of strangers said hello!
好了，这把我给看哭了。谢谢你分享这个。代我们这群陌生人向她问好！
Illustrious-Ranger3021 赞2025/5/16
And, that we will protect her at all costs.
还有，我们会不惜一切代价保护她。
Lord-Cartographer55151 赞2025/5/15
Don't take this the wrong way but I can smell your mom's haircut. Source: my mom had that exact same hairdo in the 80s
别误会我的意思，但我仿佛都能闻到你妈那发型（喷了多少发胶）的味道。
来源：我妈 80 年代留过一模一样的发型。
Winter_Day_683664 赞2025/5/15
Aquanet?
Steadyandquick30 赞2025/5/15
Extra super hold in NJ, please!
新泽西这边，麻烦给我来点超强定型喷雾，谢谢！
CJXBS120 赞2025/5/15
Soul Glo
CityAdministrative7117 赞2025/5/15
Girl, yes! My Mama had that same hairstyle!
天呐，真的！我妈以前也留过那个发型！
epicnding30 赞2025/5/15
It's a weird thing to see 1980's curls and know how they smell immediately, but here we are!
看到这上世纪80年代的卷发，立刻就能闻到那股味儿，虽然这事儿挺怪的，但还真就是这样！
DarkwingDuckHunt29 赞2025/5/15
don't worry I can smell it too hahahah
别担心，我也闻到了，哈哈哈哈哈。
SamTheBusinessMan15 赞2025/5/15
My eyes and tear ducts are having flashbacks from the plumes of 80s hairspray.
看到这些像80年代发胶喷雾一样的云雾，我的眼睛和泪腺都开始“闪回”了（被辣到了）。
Glass-Ad-2469428 赞2025/5/15
I love this picture and your story- you should be proud and esp. of your fabulous Mom! X
我超爱这张照片和你讲的故事——你真的应该感到骄傲，尤其是为你那绝了的妈妈！X
Party-Ad-825561 赞2025/5/15
What a mom! Love it!!
这妈妈简直绝了！爱了！！
blluhi78 赞2025/5/15
Be proud of yourself! English is HARD, and that must not have been easy. I couldn't even learn proper Spanish until I left Miami. Love my people (Cuban) but they are also mean when you don't keep up with their spanish... Your mom is so cute with that big smile.
为自己感到骄傲吧！英语真的很难，学起来肯定不容易。我当初也是离开了迈阿密才真正学会了西班牙语。我爱我的同胞（古巴人），但如果你的西语跟不上趟，他们说话可是很损的……你妈妈笑得那么灿烂，真是太可爱了。
SarcasticGamer162 赞2025/5/15
I lost my Spanish, unfortunately. The school district advised her not to teach her kids Spanish because we wouldn't need it so they never talked in Spanish to us and that really screwed us over.
可惜，我的西语已经丢光了。那时候学区建议我妈别教孩子西语，说我们以后根本用不上，所以他们从不跟我们说西语，这真的把我们坑惨了。
wicked_lion87 赞2025/5/15
My parents speak Spanish and the younger generations on both sides of my family don’t speak it at all! My dad said he was reprimanded at school and my mom says there was no need for us to know it. I’m still mad about it.
我爸妈都会说西语，结果我们家两边的年轻一代压根儿一句都不会！我爸说他小时候在学校因为说西语被训过，我妈则说当时觉得我们没必要学。想到这儿我现在还是很火大。
SarcasticGamer58 赞2025/5/15
I honestly feel like there should be some kind of class action lawsuit against schools back then. Nowadays all schools print everything out in multiple languages but back then it was English or nothing.
说实话，我觉得当时真应该有人对学校发起集体诉讼。现在倒好，所有学校打印材料都提供多语言版本，但想当年，除了英语根本没别的可选。
MiddleEarth-BirdLaw25 赞2025/5/15
My grandmother was Puerto Rican as well and never taught my dad Spanish. She was worried about him being discriminated against (NYC in the 60s/70s) and wanted him to fit in. I guess she thought the Spanish would be a knock against him
我奶奶也是波多黎各人，但她从没教过我爸西班牙语。她当时就担心我爸会因此被歧视（毕竟是60/70年代的纽约），所以一心想让他融入当地。我猜她是觉得会西班牙语反而会拖他后腿。
HEYitsBIGS49 赞2025/5/15
Oh no. Idiot administrators screwed you guys. What a shame. Edit: what they should have said was "don't worry, your kids will learn English at school no matter what, so please teach them to be multilingual"
天呐。那些蠢货管理人员真是把你们给坑惨了。太可惜了。
编辑：他们当时该说的话应该是“别担心，你们的孩子在学校肯定能学会英语，所以拜托一定要教他们多掌握几门语言”。
K-tel41 赞2025/5/15
My mom was hit with the same tired lecture by the school principal, and her response was so legendary it should be bronzed. She laughed so hard she nearly fell off her chair, then hit him with: "I’ll stop speaking Spanish to my kids when you chop off your right leg and put it in your mouth." Shockingly, the topic never resurfaced. Her rule was simple: English in the streets, Spanish in the sheets—well, at home, anyway. And guess what? It worked like a charm. Forty-plus years later, my siblings and I switch between both languages smoother than a con artist switching alibis. Gracias, Mamá.
我妈也挨过校长那套老掉牙的说教，但她的回应简直绝了，堪称教科书级别。当时她笑得差点从椅子上摔下来，然后怼了一句：“等你能把自己的右腿砍下来塞进嘴里，我就不再跟我的孩子说西班牙语了。”说来也怪，这事儿之后再也没人敢提了。
她定的规矩很简单：出门讲英语，在家讲西语。结果呢？这招管用得不行。四十多年过去了，我和我兄妹几个在两种语言之间切换，比骗子换借口还要溜。Gracias, Mamá（谢谢你，妈妈）。
DavoTB23 赞2025/5/15
Lovely! What a great posting!
太棒了！这篇帖子写得真好！
Clear-Plantain-1381101 赞2025/5/15
Aren't all good moms proud of their babies?
难道每一位好妈妈不都该为自己的孩子感到骄傲吗？
mike_tyler58164 赞2025/5/15
Sure, but not all moms are good
确实，但又不是所有的妈都称职。
4,675 赞2025/5/15
That's a very conservative bikini, but your mom looks awesome!
那件比基尼挺保守的，不过你妈看起来状态真棒！
868 赞2025/5/15
Yip. Just another thirst trap.
没错。妥妥的又一个卖弄风骚的诱饵。
399 赞2025/5/15
Is that a collarbone? Should have marked this is NSFW
那是锁骨吗？你应该标个 NSFW 的。
60 赞2025/5/15
Why would you point that out. I had just masturbated to furry porn. Here I go again
你为什么要把它指出来啊。我刚才才对着兽人片打完手枪。现在又得来一发了。
34 赞2025/5/15
I got off to those beautiful ankles
我对着那双美丽的脚踝爽到了。
73 赞2025/5/15
Mennonapper beachwear basics
门诺教派风格的沙滩基本款。
32 赞2025/5/15
Still would
还是想上（虽然看着像修女，但身材/颜值还是可以的）。
2,458 赞2025/5/15
All you cowards afraid to post your dad in a bikini
你们这群怂包，根本不敢发自己老爸穿比基尼的照片。
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The ripping and the tearin!! This clip would show on Worlds Dumbest on Tru tv. It was from a swinger resort and when asked his favorite part he said the ripping and the tearing?? Idfk but it always stuck with me
撕啊扯啊！！
这片段肯定能在 TruTV 的《世界最蠢》（Worlds Dumbest）节目里播。那是从一个换妻度假村拍的，当时有人问他最喜欢的部分是什么，他说“撕啊扯啊”？？我特么哪知道他啥意思，但这句一直印在我脑子里。
24 赞2025/5/15
I remember it too. Imagine that guy in today's world. LOL!
我也记得。想象一下那家伙要是放到现在这个社会会怎样。笑死！
22 赞2025/5/15
I wonder if this guy is doing any rippin and/or tearin til this day
我挺好奇这哥们儿到现在是不是还在那儿“撕”或者“扯”呢。
22 赞2025/5/15
My husband would totally do this, has exactly the same energy as my husband (and only slightly bigger gut.) However, my husband and his two siblings have forever sworn off of speedos because their dad would sometimes wear them when they were growing up, much to their great embarrassment. (He's Quebecois, and that was just normal for him, so he thought no big deal!)
我老公绝对会干出这种事，简直跟我老公如出一辙（就是肚子稍微大那么一点点）。
不过，我老公和他那两个兄弟早就发誓这辈子都不穿三角泳裤了，因为他们小时候，他爸偶尔会穿这玩意儿，搞得他们尴尬得要死。（他是魁北克人，穿这玩意儿对他来说就是正常操作，所以他压根儿没觉得有啥大不了的！）
69 赞2025/5/15
I have some shots of my dad in the late '70s early '80s short shorts but even I don't want to look at those again
我手里有些我爸70年代末80年代初穿超短裤的照片，但连我自己都不想再看第二眼了。
32 赞2025/5/15
That was my exact thought. My dad in those OP corduroy shorts that were ONLY as long as the pockets. Not. Long. Enough. Sir.
我当时也是这么想的。我爸以前就穿那种OP灯芯绒短裤，长度竟然只到口袋那个位置。
长……度……完……全……不……够……啊，大叔。
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So funny! Love this
太好笑了！喜欢这个。
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So funny you say that, I'm always confused and disturbed by the sexualization of ones own mother just for some upvotes. Hey entire internet, isn't my mom hot??
你这么说太搞笑了，我一直对为了点赞就性化自己母亲的行为感到困惑和不安。
嘿，全网的朋友们，我妈是不是很辣？？
341 赞2025/5/15
It's weird as fuck. I'm sure my mom was attractive in her youth. I don't want to think about it. I don't want to look at it. I sure as fuck don't want you people looking at it.
太他妈奇怪了。我确信我妈年轻的时候挺有魅力的。我不想去想这件事。我不想去看。我他妈的绝对不希望你们去看。
72 赞2025/5/15
This guy gets it
这哥们儿真通透。
26 赞2025/5/15
Commenting on the hotness of anyone you’re related to is behavior I can’t get on board with and like why would I want to encourage anyone else to do so? It’s definitely weird. Someone called my brother cute once, and I probably looked at them like they had two heads. I remember being disturbed because for the first time ever, someone had attempted to draw my attention to my brother’s appearance to outsiders, and that had never occurred to me. I couldn’t even understand it rationally. My brain hit a wall. I think I was like 24 or 25 and my brother was 18 or 19. BUT…every single one of my male friends comments on my mom whenever they see a picture of her and I fucking hate it.
对自己的亲戚评头论足、说人家火辣，这种行为我真的无法接受，我干嘛要去鼓励别人这么做？这绝对有病。有次有人说我哥长得帅，我当时看他那眼神简直像看个怪物一样。我记得当时心里特别膈应，因为这是第一次有人试图让我以“外人”的视角去审视我哥的外貌，这种想法我以前压根儿就没产生过。我甚至从理性上都无法理解。我的大脑直接宕机了。我当时大概24、25岁，我哥18、19岁。
但是……我所有的男性朋友只要看到我妈的照片，就都要评头论足一番，我特么真的超讨厌这样。
110 赞2025/5/15
It's not much but I downvote every single one of them
虽然没啥大用，但我把他们每一个人的评论都点了踩。
28 赞2025/5/15
It's not much but it's honest work 👨🌾
虽然不多，但这可是诚实劳动 👨🌾
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I’m starting to wonder if the pics are even OP’s mom, or just a random hot babe found by the bots to farm upvotes. Sigh. Nothing is real anymore. Not even slutty moms.
我现在开始怀疑这些照片到底是不是楼主亲妈了，还是说只是机器人找来的路人辣妹，专门拿来骗赞的。
唉。现在这世道没什么是真的了。连风骚老妈都不一定是真的。
27 赞2025/5/15
Plot twist: It’s the moms that are posting
剧情反转：其实是老妈们自己在发帖
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Yes.
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We’ve been saying it for years.
我们说这事儿都说了好多年了。
796 赞2025/5/15
Bunch of Oedipus complexes in this sub. "Here's my mom looking totally fuckable in Miami in 1986".
这版块里住了一堆俄狄浦斯情结患者。“这是我妈1986年在迈阿密拍的照片，看起来真特么够骚的。”
298 赞2025/5/15
Does anyone else wanna fuck my mom or is it just me? Updoots to the left
还有谁想上我妈的吗？还是说只有我一个人这么想？赞成票点左边。
46 赞2025/5/15
Fuckin weird, right?
真他妈怪，对吧？
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I won't rule out the incestuous angle completely, but I'd personally chalk it up to the mindset of people who for some reason want to share the porn they enjoy with others. The bizarre fraternity that's sprung up around bros "looking out" for each other by linking "the sauce" and all that shit.
我不会把乱伦这层关系完全排除，但我个人觉得这纯粹是某些人的脑回路清奇，不知道为什么总想把自个儿爱看的色情片分享给别人。这就形成了一种诡异的“兄弟会”风气，一帮哥们儿美其名曰“互相关照”，在那儿发个“求资源”链接之类的破事儿。
502 赞2025/5/15
How did she swim in that? /S
她是怎么穿着那玩意儿游泳的？/S
45 赞2025/5/15
Was the bikini under this outfit?
这套衣服里面穿的是比基尼吗？
38 赞2025/5/15
That bombshell is naked under all those clothes
那位性感尤物衣服下面根本什么都没穿。
494 赞2025/5/15
Finally, a classy picture! Tired of the bikini pics.
总算有一张上档次的照片了！看腻了那些比基尼照。
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As a non beautiful person, this sub is fucking exhausting sometimes.
作为一个长相平平的人，这个版块有时候看得真让人心累，简直绝了。
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Yeah, people posting photos of their mothe in swimsuits in some weird attempt to get people to say how hot they were is just that - fucking WEIRD. The desire for karma makes people willing to do the fucking weirdest shit.
可不是嘛，居然有人发他们妈或者奶奶穿泳装的照片，想用这种奇葩的方式骗人说她们多火辣，这简直——简直是TM有病。为了赚点破积分，这些人真是啥TM离谱的事都做得出来。
70 赞2025/5/15
I just commented about that! Who posts “hot” photos of their family on the internet??
我刚还在评论区说这事儿呢！到底谁会把自家人的“辣照”发到网上啊？？
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The only shit I've seen weirder than that is some guy who shared an embedding of his wife on like 2 years ago when it was first becoming popular. An embedding basically lets you download the file and then use the embedding to recreate the likeness within your prompt, so you can do "image of <OPs wife> doing xyz". It was like... Dude you're uploading a thing that lets everyone in this thread create fake porn of your wife and you *KNOW* that's what's going to happen.
我见过比这更离谱的事儿，也就两年前 Stable Diffusion 刚火那会儿，有个哥们儿在 版块上分享了他老婆的 embedding（嵌入模型）。Embedding 这玩意儿基本上就是让你下载个文件，然后把它用到提示词里就能重现那个人的长相，搞出那种“<楼主老婆>在干什么什么的图片”。当时我就觉得……哥们儿，你这是在上传一个让这帖子里所有人都能拿你老婆去搞 AI 黄图的玩意儿啊，而且你*心知肚明*会发生什么。
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Still would.
但我还是会冲。
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Username checks out.
用户名很符合人设。
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Who is alls?
“alls”到底是谁啊？
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Scrolled looking for this. I leave satisfied
翻了半天就是为了找这个。这下我圆满了。
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Fo sho
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Thank you! It was getting kind of creepy!
谢了！刚才看着真的怪渗人的！
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Right? Why is this trend happening and can we please not?
真的，对吧？这股风气到底是怎么回事，咱们能不能别搞这套了？
49 赞2025/5/15
If you check the accounts who post that stuff, half of them are 2-month old accounts who only post in the typical karma farming subs. They're bots that exist to sell their upvotes and downvotes. Reddit is about as authentic as Facebook these days.
你去看看那些发这类东西的账号，半数都是才建了两个月的，而且只在那些专门刷赞（karma farming）的版块发帖。它们就是为了卖账号点赞或差评而存在的机器人。现在的Reddit，跟Facebook一样，虚假得要命。
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Grandmom and her slutty friends…10k upvotes. Actual mom from the 80’s….60 upvotes. God bless the internet
奶奶还有她那些风骚闺蜜的照片……1万个赞。80年代亲妈的真实照片……60个赞。互联网真是个好东西，呵呵。
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Probably jumped the gun a bit there. 18k now. The internet loves wholesome shit!
看来还是有点操之过急了。现在都 1.8 万（赞/浏览）了。互联网就吃这种暖心那一套！
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😂 Tell me about it
😂 可不是嘛，别提了。
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You are now 2nd on so your mum is finally getting around
你现在已经是 排行榜第二了，看来你妈终于开始注意到这事儿了。
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I relate to this picture so hard. My folks did the same thing, maybe my dad couldn’t even make - I don’t recall exactly. But I specifically remember my mom curling my hair in the morning and then telling me she was going to take her lunch early to come to my graduation and then take me to daycare for the rest of the day. And next week I get to do the same for my daughter. But I get to bring her back to my office for the rest of the day. I still have to work but she has a floor mat to sleep on and plenty of books and games to keep her busy when she wakes up
这张照片我真的太有共鸣了。我爸妈当年也干过一模一样的事，可能我爸当时甚至都没能赶来——我也记不太清了。但我记得特别清楚，那天早上我妈给我卷好头发，然后跟我说她会提前休午休，赶来参加我的毕业典礼，之后再把我送去日托中心待剩下的半天。
下周我也要为我女儿做同样的事了。不过，我可以把她带回我的办公室待剩下的时间。我还是得工作，但她有一张地垫可以睡觉，还有好多书和游戏能让她醒着的时候不无聊。
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I just kept thinking "my momma talkin to me try to tell me how to liiiive, but I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve."
我脑子里一直盘旋着这句歌词：“我妈总想跟我说教，教我怎么生活，但我压根儿听不进去，因为我左耳进右耳出。”（注：此处引用了 Will Smith 的经典歌词，原意为“头脑像个筛子”，意译为“左耳进右耳出”最地道）
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Hawt. JK. Thanks for being back the "cool" part of OldSchoolCool.
真火辣。
开玩笑的。多谢你让 OldSchoolCool 版块重回“酷”味儿。
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Leaves more to the imagination. Nice.
给人的想象空间更多了。不错。
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The suit, so 80s! I love it! My mom wore suits as well. I love that even though she worked, she still made it to your graduation!
这套西装，简直太八十年代了！我超爱！我妈以前也穿这种西装。我很感动，即使她工作那么忙，还是赶去参加了你的毕业典礼！
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Vibes 
氛围感绝了。
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Why are you dressed as cheech from up in smoke
你干嘛穿得跟《代课教师》（Up in Smoke）里的奇奇（Cheech）一样。
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That one pic was someone’s grandma
那张照片里的人明明是别人的奶奶。
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it has to be some sort of strange humiliation fetish that people got on this sub by posting pictures like that. this is much more classy
这个版块的人发那种照片，肯定是有某种奇怪的羞辱癖好。相比之下，这张（照片）可高级多了。
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The boy in the yellow shirt always wanted a monkey. He said to himself, "self...when you grow up, you're going to get a big, yellow hat, and some big, yellow pants, and you're going to put on your favorite yellow shirt and you're going to get yourself a monkey. And people are going to call you '*The Man With The Monkey'* and the monkey will be called '*Inquisitive Fred*'".
那个穿黄衬衫的小男孩一直想要一只猴子。
他对自己说：“那个谁……等你长大了，你要弄顶大黄帽子，再穿条大黄裤子，然后套上你最爱的黄衬衫，去搞只猴子回来。到时候大家都会管你叫‘那个带猴子的男人’，那只猴子就叫‘好奇的弗雷德’。”
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Love this glossy film grain look. It brings back so many memories of old photos from childhood. And the style! Lovely picture.
超爱这种光泽感十足的胶片质感。勾起了好多童年老照片的回忆啊。还有这画风，绝了！
画面太赞了。
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Keeping the bikini pic for yourself?
比基尼照准备自己留着看？
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finally a post that actually reflects the intent of the sub
总算有个帖子是真正符合这个版块初衷的了