1970年高中舞会后为男友摆拍
1970年，参加完高中舞会后，我摆姿势让男朋友为我拍照。
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Perfect GIF!
完美动图！
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That's a big 10-4
收到，没问题。
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*pitter patter*
*哒哒哒*
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Was any minds pay’ds attentions to the buttholes?
居然有人注意到了那些个屁眼儿吗？
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That hot…hot… sally field tail…
那火辣……火辣的……莎莉·菲尔德式的屁股蛋儿……
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Knock it off, I don't like it any more than you do!
快给我闭嘴，我可一点儿也不比你们好受！
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She's 78 and I still would without question.
她都78了，我还是绝对会冲，没二话。
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"Your momma sure does care about your schoolin', son."
“你妈是真操心你读书的事儿啊，孩子。”
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E E E E E E E
咦 咦 咦 咦 咦 咦 咦
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Rip Turd Ferguson
默哀吧，伯特·雷诺兹（Turd Ferguson）。
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Its a big hat. It's funny, because it's bigger than a normal sized hat.
这帽子超大。这挺逗的，因为它比普通尺寸的帽子大多了。
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Turd Ferguson really had fine taste in hats.
伯特·雷诺兹选帽子的品味确实一流。
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It's a big hat. It's funny.
这帽子真大。看起来真逗。
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Holy fuck Burt Reynolds looks so much like Pedro Pascal !
我勒个去，伯特·雷诺兹长得也太像佩德罗·帕斯卡了吧！
No-Mulberry-6474204 赞2025/2/5
Other way around. Pedro looks like Burt.
搞反了吧。是佩德罗长得像伯特。
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I’ve been saying for years if Hollywood needs to do another remake, Pedro playing the bandit would be okay with me.
多年来我一直说，如果好莱坞非要再翻拍什么片子的话，让佩德罗去演那个强盗我倒是没意见。
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Strike that, reverse it.
撤回前言，反过来才对。
OldStyleThor27 赞2025/2/5
Pedro looks like Burt.
佩德罗长得真像伯特。
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Now I need a Burt Reynolds bio pic staring Pedro.
现在我需要一部由佩德罗主演的伯特·雷诺兹传记片。
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Like one of your French girls
就像你那些法国妞一样
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The slutty ones. Not the prude ones.
要骚的那种。不是那种装正经的。
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"On the bed--the couch."
“在床上——（不对，是）沙发上。”
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Boyfriend: 'So I took a big chance at the high school dance with a missy who was ready to play...'
男友：“我在高中舞会上可是冒了个大险，搭上了一个准备好要‘玩玩’的妞……”
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‘It wasn’t me she foolin cause she knew what she was doing’
‘When she told me how to walk this way’
She told me to…….
“她可没把我当傻子，因为她心知肚明自己在干嘛”
“当她教我怎么走这种路时”
她告诉我……
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The Run DMC Aerosmith collab is the goat.
Run DMC 和 Aerosmith 的这次合作简直是史上最强（GOAT）。
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Gifs you can hear.
有声音的动图。
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Now give me a kiss!
现在快给我亲一个！
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Ok, you know when you find out the lyrics you have been singing forever are wrong? ya, I was today years old
行吧，那种发现自己唱了半辈子的歌词竟然全错的感觉懂吗？没错，我今天才刚知道。
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They played twister
他们在玩扭扭乐（Twister）。
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“The horizontal monster mash” as Fry once said in Futurama.
正如《飞出个未来》里的弗莱曾经说过的，“水平面上的怪物大乱斗”。
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While their Mormon friend, who was a bit ahead of her time, jumped on the bed.
就在这时，她们那位思想有点超前的摩门教朋友，已经在床上蹦跶起来了。
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The 'ol Provo push
老派的“普罗沃式推拿”
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The Salt Lake Soak
盐湖城的“泡澡”大法
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The Tabernacle Tango
会幕探戈
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The Joe Smith Slow Dip
乔·史密斯式慢速下腰
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I hate all of you
我恨死你们这帮人了
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The Missionary Fish'n'Berry
传教士鱼莓（Missionary Fish'n'Berry）
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Fish’n’bury
鱼莓（Fish’n’bury）
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The Latterday Taint
摩门污点（The Latterday Taint）
*注：[0]和[2]涉及对摩门教（Latter-day Saints/传教士）文化的玩梗。[2]中“Taint”既指污点，在俚语中也指会阴，此处保留了原词的戏谑与冒犯感。*
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The Covenant Combo
圣约组合 (The Covenant Combo)
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The Seventh Day Slop
安息日残羹 (The Seventh Day Slop)
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Utah HC is really missing an opportunity to name the team the Soakers.
犹他州曲棍球队真是错失良机，没把队名改成“浸泡者队”(Soakers)。
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I got banned from for commenting that name recently
我最近因为评论了那个名字，被 封禁了。
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Tonsil hockey
法式热吻。
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Had mine out. But she can fellate my sockets anytime.
我把扁桃体切了。
但她随时都可以给我的那些洞洞来一发。
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He fixes the cable
他负责修线缆。
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Don't be fatuous.
别犯蠢了。
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Vagina
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coitus?
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Johnson?
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The story is ludicrous
这剧情简直荒谬透顶。
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I am expert
我可是专家。
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How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen
一旦他们见识过
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We’re waiting…….
我们在等着呢……
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It’s already the type of photo you don’t take at her house when her dad is home already.
这照片拍得，要是她爸在家，你绝对不敢在她家这么搞。
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If I were her dad, I reckon I'd get upset walking in on this
如果我是她爸，撞见这场景我估计得气炸。
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I wonder if this has changed with modern parenting. Dad walks in : "Oh SWEET JESUS! Timmy logged out of Roblox and got a girlfriend! Now you two have fun, your mom and I are going to leave the house for the weekend and celebrate!"
我纳闷现在的育儿方式是不是已经变了。
老爸走进房间说：“天呐我的老天鹅！蒂米居然退出了《Roblox》还交了个女朋友！你们俩好好玩吧，我和你妈这周末要出门庆祝一下，就不在家啦！”
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100% some what in tarnation is going on here?! From a dad’s perspective.
这简直就是百分之百的“这是什么鬼玩意儿啊？！”——来自一个老爸的视角。
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Exactly. Not under my roof! In fact, not under ANY roof until you're old enough to pay your own rent!
没错。在我眼皮子底下绝对不行！说实话，在你付得起房租之前，在任何人的屋檐下都不行！
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I cant tell if this is boomer slang or zoomer slang
我没看出来这到底是老古董才会用的俚语，还是现在那帮Z世代小孩的黑话。
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Before they what
他们“在什么”之前？
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Thank you, I was getting anxious
谢了，刚才我真是急得不行。
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As a millennial, I'm guessing it's both
作为一个千禧一代，我猜两者皆有。
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The ciiiiiiircle of liife!
这就是生生不息的轮回啊！
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That's a look that whispers....yes.
这个眼神简直在说……没错，就是这样。
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They made whoopie.
他们“嘿嘿嘿”了。
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Defo’s
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OP explained in a later comment that they didn't have sex and she ruthlessly slaughtered him instead.
OP在后续评论里解释说他们根本没做爱，那女的反而把他给残忍宰了。
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Typical 70’s
典型的70年代路子。
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Thank you so much for taking your time to do that, I love it! ❤️
太感谢你花时间做这个了，我超喜欢！❤️
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Added highlights and removed some noise. Couldn't do much more than that without degrading the picture.87 赞2025/2/6
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Um, Sally Fields?
呃，你是说莎莉·菲尔德（Sally Fields）？
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Everytime posts we go through this.
每次 发帖，我们都得来这么一出。
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LOL. I saw the huge post Karma and wondered if this was making its annual round or something.
哈哈。我看到那帖子有巨多 Karma（积分），还心想这是不是又在搞年度轮播之类的了。
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She posts great stuff but everytime there’s a picture of herself people think it’s Sally Field- for good reason.
她发的帖子内容都很赞，但每次只要有她自己的照片，大家就都以为是莎莉·菲尔德——这真不能怪大家认错。
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There have been fights about it, it’s hilarious
为这事儿甚至还引发过骂战，简直搞笑死我了。
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Don't forget to correct Sally Fields to Sally Field. Every. Damn. time.
别忘了把 Sally Fields 改成 Sally Field。每一次。真特么的。每次都这样。
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It's a shame we only have one.
真可惜我们只有一个（莎莉·菲尔德）。
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But we like her, we really like her.
但我们喜欢她，我们是真的真的很喜欢她。
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I creeped on her other posts and I love her <3 she seems like a sweetheart. Keep being you (:
我偷偷翻了她以前的帖子，我超爱她 <3 她看起来真是个甜心。
继续做你自己， (:
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I feel weird being able to recognize a redditor by their old photos, but here I am.
能通过老照片认出一位红迪网友，这种感觉有点怪怪的，但我确实认出来了。
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Sally Field = Actress Mrs. Fields = Cookies
莎莉·菲尔德 (Sally Field) = 演员
菲尔德太太 (Mrs. Fields) = 饼干
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Sally Fields: cookie actress
莎莉·菲尔德：小甜饼女演员
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Like...more than one Sally Field?
等等……不止一个莎莉·菲尔德吗？
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I can't watch this scene anymore without seeing Arnold's face & hearing it in his voice.
我现在看这出戏，脑子里全都是阿诺德那张脸，耳边全是他的声音，真的没法再直视了。
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And that's how I met your mother
而这，就是我遇见你们母亲的经过。
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Oh cute, Ditti! Keep them coming!
哦好可爱啊，Ditti！多来点，继续保持！
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XO
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Ah, to be young again
啊，要是能回到年轻的时候就好了。
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I wish I felt this way about my youth
真希望我年轻时也有这种感觉。
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And then they kissed each other on the cheek, prayed together and the boyfriend went home.
然后他们互相亲了亲脸颊，一起祈祷，接着男朋友就回家了。
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Cute girl, lucky boyfriend.
妹子挺可爱的，这男朋友真有福气。
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Someone got lucky on prom night!
看来有人在毕业舞会那晚走了桃花运啊！
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I can smell that couch. Old cigarettes and real thick cloth.
我隔着屏幕都能闻到那沙发的味儿。一股子陈年烟味，混着厚重的布料味。
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When you encountered it, it smelled like old cigarettes. The one in the picture is probably only a few years old and smelled of new cigarettes.
你遇见的那个，是放久了所以才一股陈年烟味。照片里这件估计也就用了几年，闻起来估计还是新鲜的烟味。
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Time is a thief
时间真是个小偷。
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Can't wait until I'm old and gray on this reddit, and see "Posing for my OF account" or something. Post unrelated, I always scroll by these things and think how vastly different this sub will be if I make it to 80
等不及看我在这儿变老，头发花白的那天，然后看到有人发帖说“为了我的OF账号摆拍”之类的东西。
帖子内容和这无关，我每次刷到这些东西就在想，如果我能活到80岁，这个版块会有多大的变化。
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Was your boyfriend a vampire? I don’t see his reflection in the mirror…
你男朋友是吸血鬼吗？我在镜子里怎么没看到他的倒影……