我爸爸，1975年和1976年
说实话，那真是参军的好时候。他邻居里的年长朋友们去了越南，而他却在德国的滑雪巡逻队度过了4年时光，哈哈。谢谢你的服役，老爸！
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Ben_Offishal8,183 赞2025/1/10
He looks surprised that he ended up in the army.
他看起来很惊讶自己最后竟然进了部队。
Buffyoh1,768 赞2025/1/10
And how!
maenads_dance4,720 赞2025/1/10
Huge culture shock for sure haha. He was very much an anti-authority hippie type but he needed to pay for college. Army sent him to language school and he wound up debriefing people crossing the Berlin Wall for a few years. Went to college, got a PhD, taught in military academies and postgraduate programs most of his career. Literally gave him his life as a working class kid from Detroit.
那对他来说绝对是巨大的文化冲击，哈哈。他本来是个十足的反权威嬉皮士，但因为要凑学费才去当了兵。部队把他送去语言学校，结果他在柏林墙那儿负责给过境的人做汇报审问，一干就是好几年。后来他上了大学，拿了博士学位，职业生涯大部分时间都在军事院校和研究生项目任教。真的，底特律工薪家庭出身的他，人生全靠这份经历才改写了。
umimama965 赞2025/1/10
My mother also joined the Army around the same time and was sent to language school in Monterey - later stationed in Germany. So cool to see someone else’s hippie parent have the same trajectory. Cheers to your dad! *edit to add: she was stationed Garmisch 74-75 where she skied frequently and tasked with renting out ski boots (that’s a post?). Prior to that at Bremerhaven.
我妈那时候也刚好参军，被派去了蒙特雷的语言学校，后来驻扎在德国。看到别人家也有个当过嬉皮士的爸妈，而且人生轨迹还这么像，真的太酷了。为你老爸干杯！
*补充编辑：她74到75年驻扎在加米施，当时经常去滑雪，任务居然是租滑雪靴（那也算个岗位？）。在那之前她是在不来梅哈芬。
delicate-fn-flower180 赞2025/1/10
Oh, I love Garmisch! It is easily one of the most beautiful places in the world, she was very lucky to call that home for a while.
天呐，我超爱加米施！那绝对是世界上最美的地方之一，她能在那儿住上一阵子真是太幸运了。
analogatmidnight57 赞2025/1/10
I skied in Europe only once and it was in Garmisch. Neat experience and cozy winter place.
我在欧洲只滑过一次雪，就是在那儿。挺棒的体验，是个很惬意的冬日度假地。
ShowMeTheTrees65 赞2025/1/10
Detroit represents! Did he return to Metro Detroit later? Brrrr it's cold here today!
底特律雄起！他后来回到底特律都市圈了吗？呜呜，今天这儿可真够冷的！
maenads_dance173 赞2025/1/10
Wound up in Chicago for about 12 years, then we bopped around when I was young. My family's still up there though - Grandpa, aunt and uncle. He's absolutely thrilled about the Lions this year haha
在芝加哥待了大概12年，后来我小时候就搬来搬去到处晃悠。不过我家人还在那边——爷爷、姑姑和叔叔。老爷子今年对雄狮队简直激动得不行，哈哈。
923kjd34 赞2025/1/10
As a Bears fan, I’m pulling for you guys now. I will never root for the rest of the division. Oh, and sorry about probably poaching your OC. Go Lions!
身为熊队球迷，我现在也开始支持你们了。反正同赛区其他队我是死都不会支持的。哦，还有，抢了你们的进攻协调员（OC）这事儿抱歉了哈。雄狮队加油！
paulaisfat24 赞2025/1/10
Husband is a bears fan who ALWAYS roots for the lions when they play other teams
我老公是个熊队球迷，但只要雄狮队对阵其他球队，他绝对会无条件支持雄狮。
millhows60 赞2025/1/10
That’s a shame. Pretty sure he was on the verge of inventing the personal computer and becoming a billionaire. 💻 (Jk)
真可惜。我敢说他当时都快发明出个人电脑，变身亿万富翁了。💻 （开个玩笑）
cir-ick78 赞2025/1/10
Doesn’t matter the decade. We all look like deer in the headlights in our basic training photos. 😂
哪年哪代都一样。咱们在新兵训练营的照片里看着都像被车灯照住的呆头鹅。😂
Seven22am151 赞2025/1/10
*record scratch* You’re probably wondering how I got here…
*唱片刮擦声*
你大概在想，我是怎么沦落到这步田地的……
SplitRock13050 赞2025/1/10
Yup, that’s me, with the buzz cut.
没错，那确实是我，留着个寸头。
MagicPaul25 赞2025/1/10
\*Baba O'Riley begins playing\*
*《Baba O'Riley》音乐响起*
Laputitaloca15 赞2025/1/10
Dude. I *heard* this.
哥们，我简直能“听见”这画面。
Interesting_Cow515237 赞2025/1/10
The draft was over by that time. He joined. From what I remember about Basic, I think the look is of exhaustion.
那时候征兵制已经结束了。他入伍了。根据我对新兵训练的记忆，我觉得他那一脸的疲惫感。
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The look is, "I've got to pose for this and look the part or they're gonna recycle me and send me back to week 1 and I can't handle it this sucks, let me get out of here omg why did I do this, maybe I could I have worked at the grocery store it would have been fine I'm so tired" Well, that was my inner monologue.
那表情分明在说：“我得摆好姿势装得像样点，不然他们会把我打回原形送回第一周，我可受不了，这简直烂透了，快让我离开这儿吧，天呐我到底为什么要来这儿，也许我当时去杂货店打工也挺好的，我好累啊。”
好吧，以上是我脑子里的内心戏。
JustNilt17 赞2025/1/10
I was in later than this but they had us make the same wide-eyed face when getting our pictures taken. I never got a satisfactory answer for why, exactly. I've always wondered about that one.
我参军的时间比这晚一些，但他们当时拍照时也要求我们做出那种瞪大双眼的表情。我从来没得到过一个合理的解释，说这到底是为了什么。我一直对这点挺纳闷的。
1,844 赞2025/1/10
Ah the good old "What the fuck have I gotten myself into" look in a boot camp photo.
啊，新兵训练营照片里那股经典的“我特么到底把自己往火坑里推了什么”的表情。
186 赞2025/1/10
My first thought was the draft and then saw in Wikipedia that the draft ended in 73.
我第一反应还以为是强制征兵，结果去维基百科看了眼，征兵制 73 年就结束了。
79 赞2025/1/10
I was told it was better to enlist then get drafted. If you enlisted you had a good shot at getting into a different MOS while if you were drafted you were likely going to be infantry.
我当时听人说，自愿入伍比被强征入伍要好。要是自愿入伍，你很有机会选个别的专业（MOS），而要是被强征入伍的话，那你多半就得去当步兵了。
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Thousand yard stare before he's even seen a thing.
人还没上战场呢，就已经是一副两眼发直的“战争创伤脸”了。
40 赞2025/1/10
60+ dudes sharing 6 stalls and two working shower heads, with 15 minutes to shit shower and shave
60多个大老爷们挤着用6个隔间和两个能用的淋浴喷头，还得在15分钟内搞定拉屎、洗澡和刮胡子。
918 赞2025/1/10
The irony of “Thanks for your service” immediately following “he spent 4 years on ski patrol in Germany”🤣🤦♂️
前脚说“感谢你的服役”，后脚就补上一句“他当时在德国驻扎，主要工作是滑雪巡逻”，这反差感简直绝了🤣🤦♂️
546 赞2025/1/10
He makes the joke himself haha! Also has lots of glamorous stories of "guarding the toilet paper depot" outside of Hamburg lol
他自己都拿这事开涮，哈哈！他还讲了很多关于在汉堡郊外“守护卫生纸仓库”的精彩故事，笑死。
58 赞2025/1/10
I saw someone on tik tok how they were a medic and their recruiter told him he'd be saving lives...he ended up doing mostly STD tests.
我在抖音上看到有人说，他当时当了医务兵，征兵的人跟他说他会去救死扶伤……结果他最后大部分时间都在做性病检测。
37 赞2025/1/10
I mean, those can save lives!
我的意思是，那些也算是在拯救生命啊！
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I thanked him for his service!
我向他致敬，感谢他的服役！
509 赞2025/1/10
It’s amazing what a hair cut will do to your looks.
理个发对颜值的影响简直绝了。
327 赞2025/1/10
My Dad loves a tall tale, but he swears his hair was butt-length when he had to get shaved and that he cried when they took the clippers to his head lol
我爸特别爱吹牛，但他发誓说他当年被迫剃头的时候，头发长得都快到屁股了，而且推子一落到他头上他就哭了，哈哈哈。
90 赞2025/1/10
I went to Basic Training the summer between my Jr and Sr year of high school ('81). My hair was to the middle of my back when they cut it off. I was really bummed about it but soon appreciated the short hair while going through Basic in Georgia during the summer. I was pretty self conscious about it when I went back to high school but have stayed with the buzz cut pretty much since then, despite getting out in '86.
我在高二升高三那年夏天（81年）参加了基础训练。我当时头发长到后背中间，结果被他们给剪了。我心里特别郁闷，但后来在乔治亚州那个夏天经历基础训练时，很快就体会到短发的好处了。
等我回高中上学时，我对着发型还有点不好意思，不过从那以后我基本就一直留着寸头，哪怕86年退伍了也一样。
42 赞2025/1/10
You went to basic and then back to high school? That must have been some serious back and forth culture shock.
你参加完基础训练又回高中上学去了？这中间的文化冲击肯定挺大的吧。
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Yeah, it was for the Army National Guard. They had a program where you could enlist as soon as you turned 17 and then split your training, going to Basic between Jr and Sr year and then AIT (Army's version of tech school) once you graduate. You attended drill weekend once a month even though you hadn't finished training. The main culture shock was going to Basic across the country as a very young 17 year old. Also, I didn't maintain the same level of training once I got back home so I was in much worse shape than most of the other people, who were fresh out of Basic, once I went back to AIT. That made for some rough PT sessions.
是啊，那是陆军国民警卫队的活儿。他们当时有个项目，满17岁就能入伍，然后把训练拆分开来：高二升高三那个夏天去基础训练，等高中毕业后再去参加AIT（陆军版的技校）。虽然那时候还没训完，但也得每个月参加一次周末演练。
主要的文化冲击是作为一个刚满17岁的毛头小子，大老远跑到全国另一头去参加基础训练。而且，我回到家以后就没怎么保持那种高强度的训练了，所以等我去AIT的时候，体能比那些刚训完出来的人差远了。那段日子里的体能训练（PT）简直是地狱模式。
121 赞2025/1/10
Judging by the expression in a lot of these military pictures I'm convinced they were given a corn cob to sit on
看这些军旅照里不少人的表情，我敢说他们绝对是坐在一根玉米棒子上照的相。
84 赞2025/1/10
My mom (National Guard in the 80s) and my Dad both swear they put stuff in the food to stop you from pooping...
我妈（80年代国民警卫队的）和我爸都发誓说，部队在伙食里加了料，专门让人拉不出屎……
39 赞2025/1/10
It's still true. MREs are famous for giving soldiers constipation. Whether it's intentional or the result of eating indestructible crackers for months on end, the world may never know.
这事儿现在还一样。MRE（单兵口粮）让人便秘可是出了名的。至于这到底是故意的，还是因为连着好几个月天天啃那些怎么吃都吃不坏的压缩饼干造成的，估计谁也说不准。
113 赞2025/1/10
From Yentl to Forrest Gump? ;)
从叶托（Yentl）到阿甘（Forrest Gump）？;)
46 赞2025/1/10
Elton John to Lt Dan
从艾尔顿·约翰（Elton John）到丹中尉（Lt Dan）
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adorkable in the first picture, very handsome in the second! crazy how hair and glasses can make someone look like they have a totally different personality
第一张照片里看起来又呆又萌（adorkable），第二张照片超级帅！发型和眼镜居然能让一个人看起来像是完全换了个人格，真是绝了。
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Pupils are huge!!!
瞳孔大得吓人！！！
41 赞2025/1/10
When the coke wears off and you are in the army now...
等可卡因劲儿过了，你就知道在军队里有多难熬了……
16 赞2025/1/10
More like hes still high from the acid in the previous picture!
感觉更像是他还没从上一张照片里的致幻剂劲儿里缓过来呢！
44 赞2025/1/10
'75 weed '76 coke
75年抽大麻。
76年嗑可卡因。
39 赞2025/1/10
Switched meds I see.
看来是换了药了啊。
36 赞2025/1/10
Cleaned up nicely.
变利索了不少嘛。
23 赞2025/1/10
One of my buddies joined the army in 1990 right after high school. He looked at lot like your dad, both before and after.
我有个哥们儿1990年刚高中毕业就去参军了。他长得跟你爸挺像的，不管是以前还是后来。
22 赞2025/1/10
Your dad was Warren Zevon?
你爸是沃伦·泽冯（Warren Zevon）？
17 赞2025/1/10
Fortunately for him, by 1975 the army wasn’t sending teenagers to die in Southeast Asia.
幸运的是，到了1975年，军队已经不再把十几岁的毛头小子送去东南亚送死了。
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Yes - he was too young for the draft, but a lot of his friends’ older brothers wound up in Vietnam. His description of the Army in 76 was they would take anyone they were so desperate for volunteers, including a lot of people with criminal records.
没错，他那时候年纪太小还没到征兵的岁数，但他不少朋友的哥哥都去了越南。据他描述，76年的美军简直是饥不择食，只要有人肯自愿报名就收，哪怕是有前科的人也照单全收。
16 赞2025/1/10
Did your grandpa yell at him, "get a haircut, ya hippie!"
你爷爷有没有对他吼过：“去剪个头发，你这嬉皮士！”
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My pops made the mistake of enlisting in 1967. And yes, [he was in the shit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJXtV6xU0GQ)
我老爸倒霉，1967年的时候脑子进水去参了军。而且没错，[他确实在那场烂仗里淌过浑水。](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJXtV6xU0GQ)
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Looks like he already got the thousand yard stare in the second pic
看来他在第二张照片里就已经眼神空洞，一副“空虚凝视”的样子了。
13 赞2025/1/10
He looks like Uncle Sam goosed him in the second one…
他在第二张照片里看起来就像被山姆大叔狠狠捅了一下屁股……
13 赞2025/1/10
He’s in shock after loosing that hair
头发掉光之后，他整个人都惊呆了。
13 赞2025/1/10
Oh my 🫢 Army does a body good apparently.
天呐🫢 看来参军确实挺养人啊。
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First pic- Weed Second pic- Coke
第一张图——大麻
第二张图——可卡因
9 赞2025/1/10
Look at how the Drill Sergeant scared him straight, LOL.
看看教官是怎么把他吓得规规矩矩的，笑死。
8 赞2025/1/10
He's as surprised in the second picture as I was at seeing his second picture!
他在第二张照片里的那种惊讶表情，和我看到他第二张照片时的反应简直一模一样！
8 赞2025/1/10
That’s the look of “shit just got real”!
这表情简直就是“事情突然变得不对劲了”！
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He looks like, "I went for a haircut, and then this happened.
他那一脸“我本来只是去剪个头，结果就变这样了”的表情。