伯莎·博龙达的入案照——因割断丈夫喉咙被捕的女人
伯莎·博隆达（Bertha Boronda）的入案照。1907年，她因用剃须刀切掉丈夫的阴茎而被捕。
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Melodic_Setting1327908 赞2024/2/29
The look that says, “And I’d do it again!”
那眼神简直在说：“我绝对还会再干一次！”
Olealicat219 赞2024/2/29
She’s smug as a bed bug. So smug, like she thought it was funny.
她那一脸得意劲儿，真是绝了。
一脸坏笑，好像觉得这事儿挺逗似的。
groundcontrol50540 赞2024/2/29
i appreciate this reference 🏆
这个梗我给满分 🏆
rachelgraye21 赞2024/2/29
My favorite scene ever in the whole series!!!
这简直是整部剧里我最爱的一幕！！！
groundcontrol50515 赞2024/2/29
just so funny- and the bloopers from that scene are also top notch lol
太搞笑了——而且这一幕的片场花絮也是顶级水准，哈哈。
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The look also says "It can't be undone."
这个眼神也仿佛在说：“一切都回不去了。”
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That woman gives no fucks or remorse. Lol
那女的完全不在乎，一点愧疚感都没有。笑死。
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Yup, that's the face of NO REGRETS!
没错，这表情写满了“老娘一点都不后悔”！
64 赞2024/2/29
No regurts
绝不后悔（注：原文regurts为故意拼错的俚语用法，中文对应表达为“没毛病/一点不方”）。
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No regrats
绝不后悔（注：原词故意拼错，中文对应“绝不后灰”等谐音梗亦可，但此处直接意译以保留原意）
29 赞2024/2/29
No more rugrats
以后再也没这破事儿了
20 赞2024/2/29
“I’d do it again if only there were more targets!”
“要是还有更多目标，我绝对再干一次！”
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Quality over Quantity. She trimmed the MOST offensive one.
贵精不贵多。她把最离谱的那条给删了。
30 赞2024/2/29
M A Y H E M
乱套了。
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From Wikipedia: She was apprehended while disguised, wearing men's clothing and mounting a bicycle to make her escape.[5][2] She was not found by police until more than 24 hours had passed.[1][7] After her capture, Boronda admitted her crime and expressed no regret.[6]
来自维基百科：她在被捕时乔装打扮，穿着男装，还骑上一辆自行车试图逃跑。[5][2] 警方直到24个多小时后才发现她。[1][7] 被捕后，博隆达（Boronda）承认了自己的罪行，并且毫无悔意。[6]
230 赞2024/2/29
She really was wild and crazy. Men’s clothes? That’s SUPER naughty.
她还真是又野又疯。穿男装？那也太“坏”了吧。
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“Officer, I swear that I’m a man! I have a penis!”
“警官，我发誓我是男的！我有那玩意儿！”
295 赞2024/2/29
“See, look!!” -holds it out like a bus ticket
“你看，瞧好了！！”——像掏公交车票一样把它掏了出来。
91 赞2024/2/29
Zips it into the fly- "Officer- as you can see, I have a penis, and I'm in a hurry!"
拉上裤链说道——“警官，如你所见，我有那玩意儿，而且我赶时间！”
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This could have been a Futurama episode
这简直能拍成一集《飞出个未来》。
20 赞2024/2/29
Dr Zoidberg can reattach this! Oh hi, Fry whats with the horn on your forehead.
佐伯格医生能把这玩意儿接回去！
嘿，弗莱，你额头上那根角是怎么回事？
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She was like “I’m wearing the pants in this house now”
她那一脸“现在这个家我说了算”的架势。
78 赞2024/2/29
For real. 😂 Her facial expression = “zero fucks”
可不是嘛。😂 她那表情翻译过来就是：“老娘根本不在乎”。
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I mean, thats a I'd-do-it-again smirk if I ever saw one.. ;)
我是说，如果我这辈子见过什么叫“我再干一次也心甘情愿”的坏笑，那绝对就是她这样…… ;)
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Yes, she looks very pleased with herself.
是的，她看起来对自己满意极了。
31 赞2024/2/29
Her defense to this was that she often wore men’s clothing to spy on her husband lmao. Pulled from the same Wikipedia article cited.
她对此的辩解是，她经常穿男装是为了去监视她丈夫，笑死。
摘自所引用的同一篇维基百科文章。
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Mayhem as sounds more fun than it is tbh
说实话，“大混乱”（Mayhem）听起来比实际玩起来要有意思得多。
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Before Bobbitt, there was Boronda.
在博比特（Bobbitt）之前，还有个博隆达（Boronda）。
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.. coming to Apple TV this summer..
……今年夏天在 Apple TV 上线……
66 赞2024/2/29
Starring James Corden as the severed penis.
由詹姆斯·柯登（James Corden）饰演那根被切下来的丁丁。
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She walked so lorena could run
她（之前的努力/铺路）走得那么稳，洛雷娜才能跑得这么快。
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And not a hair out of place!
而且连一根头发丝都没乱！
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Given the date, she was at the tail end of the Gibson Girl style.
考虑到当时的年代，她刚好赶上了吉布森女孩（Gibson Girl）风格的末班车。
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She looks pretty much like, “um, yeah, do your best. It was worth it…”
她那一脸简直就像是在说：“嗯，行吧，你加油。但这波不亏……”
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Proudest smirk I’ve ever seen lol
这绝对是我见过最得意的坏笑，笑死。
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She’s the poster child of someone from an abusive relationship. If so… kudos Bertha!
她简直就是那种刚从一段虐心关系里走出来的人的典型代表。如果是这样的话……为你鼓掌，Bertha！
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Exactly
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The picture is from a leap year like tomorrow.
这张照片是像明天这种闰年拍的。
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Does that mean the 5 years is really 35 years?
那是不是意味着这5年其实是35年？
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Oh shit! Good eye! I need to see more old photos taken on leap year days.
卧槽！眼力真好！我得找更多闰年那天拍的老照片看看。
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lady, i’m in menopause and i fucking *feel* you…enough said here this evening.
大姐，我正处于更年期，我特么太*感同身受*了……今晚点到为止，多说无益。
49 赞2024/2/29
Yeah. It's a struggle every day not to burn everything to the ground.
可不是嘛。每天都在努力克制，才没把这儿一把火给烧了。
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"I can do a nickel standing on my head, but that fucker is NEVER getting his dick back."
我倒立着都能搞定那五年的刑期，但那个混蛋这辈子也别想再拿回他的命根子了。
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At those prices, she probably regrets not getting a testicle or an ear or two to boot.
就那价格来说，她可能还在后悔没顺手多搞个睾丸或者一两只耳朵当添头呢。
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And she only served two. That's like a long weekend😂😂
而且她才坐了两年牢。那简直跟过个长周末差不多😂😂
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And she remarried! That was a courageous man. I mean, the marriage didn't last, but still.
她居然又结婚了！那男的也是真勇。我是说，虽然那段婚姻没维持多久，但还是很勇啊。
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This woman is the definition of smug 🤣
这女的简直就是“自鸣得意”四个字的代名词 🤣
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"Mayhem" isn't strong enough a word
用“混乱”这个词来形容她都算轻的了。
58 赞2024/2/29
Well, it literally means cutting off a persons body part.
嗯，字面意思就是把人的身体部位切掉。
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huh...til!
哈……活久见！
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Came to say that, thanks friend!
我就是特意来写这个的，谢啦兄弟！
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All body parts might be created equally, although they are not equally valued by their owners.
虽然人身上的各个部位生而平等，但它们在主人心里的地位可完全不同。
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They need to spin this into an Allstate Mayhem commercial. “I’m your severed penis …”
他们真该把这桥段拍成全州保险（Allstate）的“混乱（Mayhem）”系列广告。“我是你那截掉的丁丁……”
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"and if you've got *cut-rate* insurance..."
“如果你买的保险只有*廉价*保障……”
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The original Lorena Bobbitt!!
简直是元祖级洛蕾娜·博比特（Lorena Bobbitt）！！
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Yeah but the more recent one's name checks out better.
是啊，但最近那个的名字才真叫名副其实。
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“I sure did!” - Bertha
“我确实干了！”——伯莎
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“Mayhem.” I’m dying. Did she run around swinging it over her head afterward?
“大乱斗”现场啊。我笑死。她之后是不是还把那玩意儿挥在头顶上转圈来着？
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"Mayhem" is the crime of removing a limb or extremity without permission.
“大乱斗”（Mayhem）在法律上指的是未经许可移除他人肢体或末端部位的犯罪行为。
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Anyone else hearing Cell Block Tango in their heads after seeing her mugshot? Just me??
还有谁看到她的入案照之后脑子里自动循环《监狱探戈》（Cell Block Tango）的？难道只有我一个？？
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Yes! “He had it coming!
He had it coming!”
没错！
“他是自作自受！
他是自作自受！”
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That might the greatest boss bitch face I've ever laid eyes upon
那绝对是我见过最拽的“老娘天下最美”表情了。
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Man - talk about a “Sorry, not sorry!” look!
天呐——这简直就是“姐不后悔，也不道歉”的表情精髓！
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I want to know why. 😬😵 She's very proud of her accomplishment.
我想知道为什么。😬😵 她对自己的成就感到非常自豪。
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She thought he had visited prostitutes, and said it was done in a jealous rage.
她以为他去嫖了，还说那是她在嫉妒发狂之下干的。
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She looks so remorseful...
她看起来真懊悔啊……
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Looks pleased with herself
看她那副得意的样子。
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They found the severed penis hidden in her big hair.
他们在她那大得离谱的发型里发现了断掉的阴茎。
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Why have a hair pin when you can have a Hair Penis™️?
既然能有“阴茎发髻™️”（Hair Penis™️），干嘛还要发夹啊？
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