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一名海员1967年提交的特别请假申请。理由:“我妻子计划这个周末受孕,我希望能陪在身边。”

一名海员1967年提交的特别请假申请。理由:“我妻子计划这个周末受孕,我希望能陪在身边。”

一名海员在1967年的超长假期申请书。请假理由:“我妻子计划这个周末受孕,我希望能陪在她身边。”

1967 · 7,765 赞 · 2024-01-24 · 27 条评论

评论 (27)

5319Camarote219 赞2024/1/24
Permission granted, Sailor. Return back to this station in 72 hours with detailed report.
准许了,水手。72小时内带上详细报告回站报道。
coffeebeanwitch184 赞2024/1/24
Best request I have ever seen,hope it was granted!!
我见过最牛的申请,希望这事儿真成了!!
TwoIcedCoffees65 赞2024/1/25
The “approved” box is checked!
“已批准”的勾已经打上了!
coffeebeanwitch22 赞2024/1/25
Fantastic!
太秀了!
[已删除]55 赞2024/1/24
Seems like the wife is making the semen request.
看样子这是老婆大人下的“蝌蚪”订单啊。
Nine_and_a_Quarter38 赞2024/1/25
I love that this was approved! Says approved in bottom left hand corner. What a time to be alive.
我太爱这个被批准的结果了!左下角明明白白写着“已批准”。这盛世如你所愿。
Good_Natured_Guy16 赞2024/1/25
They don’t call him a seaman for nothing
人家管他叫“海员”(Seaman,谐音梗/双关)可不是没原因的。
DrSuperWho11 赞2024/1/24
Mr. Anderson
安德森先生。
BaseddGhost11 赞2024/1/24
Damn and it was approved. I never got approved unless I had court. Lol.
靠,居然真给批了。我当初除非要上军事法庭,不然申请就没被批过。笑死。
Oldsalt-DDG38 赞2024/1/24
Fleet Sailors. What can you say. 😂😂
舰队的水手嘛,你懂的。😂😂
the-software-man6 赞2024/1/24
底特律骚乱爆发。这是美国历史上最致命、最具破坏性的骚乱之一,始于密歇根州底特律,持续了五天。
JasonIsFishing5 赞2024/1/25
Being an E-1 at a naval recruiting center, did this dude get a pass from boot camp during the Vietnam War to knock up his wife? If so I bow to the king!
作为一个海军征兵处的一等兵(E-1),这家伙在越战期间居然能从新兵训练营请假出来搞大他老婆的肚子?如果是真的,我愿称他为最强王者!
Smellbringer5 赞2024/1/27
"Sir, I'd like to have sex with my wife."
“长官,我想和我老婆过个夫妻生活。”
amazonhelpless4 赞2024/1/26
The CO denies the request and goes to visit the wife for the weekend…
指挥官(CO)拒绝了申请,然后自己周末去拜访他老婆了……
emmadonelsense3 赞2024/1/24
Sequel please. lol
求出续集。哈哈哈
the-software-man3 赞2024/1/24
“1967漫长酷热之夏”指的是1967年夏季在全美各地城市爆发的超过150起种族骚乱。
AlphaPup32 赞2024/9/18
Gonna take him 4 days to knock her up? Dayum... I love a man that takes his time.
搞大她肚子要花4天?我勒个去……我就喜欢这种慢工出细活的男人。
[已删除]2 赞2024/1/25
✅ Approved
✅ 已批准
Major-Education-24481 赞2024/3/31
Nah that’s crazy
不,这太离谱了
Careless_Baseball5031 赞2025/6/17
A semen’s request
精子的请求(注:原文Semen's request玩了Seaman/海军士兵的谐音梗)
the-software-man1 赞2024/1/24
Well they are going to an appropriate city, Lay-Land?
行吧,这地方选得倒是挺应景的,躺平市(Lay-Land)?
the-software-man1 赞2024/1/24
Zip code for leave is wrong. They just put a Philly zip code
请假单上的邮编写错了,他们直接填了个费城的邮编。
rosieposie3191 赞2024/1/25
The summer of love
爱的夏天啊。
Captin-weirdbeard1 赞2024/1/25
That's Awesome!!!!!! At least least so far his Division officer approved it!! hah haha
牛逼啊!!!!起码目前为止他部门主管给批了!!哈哈哈哈。
Comfortable_Fox20221 赞2024/1/26
I mean, it's a valid reason.
说实话,这理由没毛病。
Thunderfoot21121 赞2024/1/26
Ah, leave requests. Often times the best requests are the most straight forward.
啊,请假申请。通常最简单的理由反而是最管用的。
[已删除]1 赞2024/1/27
Lol love it
哈哈,爱了爱了。
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